This will probably be the last chapter of the year. But here's a parody of the episode: Don't Wake Patrick. Enjoy.
It's nighttime at the Loud House and Lincoln is getting ready to sleep. He stretched, yawned, and hopped into bed. He laid down to sleep. But when he breathed, he noticed something was wrong with his mouth. He smacked his lips and opened his mouth. Inside, his tongue is all dried up and a family of hillbilly germs move away because they're home has no water. Lincoln realized that he is thirsty, so he got out of bed to get a drink of water. He walked downstairs and into the living room. He poured himself water from the kitchen sink and drinked it, but spit it out after seeing the refrigerator open. "I don't remember leaving the fridge open. Huh." He closed the fridge and saw the living room was a complete mess. "Huh, I don't remember making such a mess."
Spaghetti fell on his face. "And I'm pretty sure i didn't eat spaghetti because last night was Frittata Friday." He threw the spaghetti away, then heard a noise upstairs. "Huh?"
The noise gets louder and scarier. Lincoln walked over to the stairs to investigate. As he got closer, a shadowy figure came down the stairs. Lincoln quivered with fear. But, to his surprise, the shadowy figure turned out to be Mr. Grouse, who was sleep-walking. "Oh, hey Mr. Grouse."
Mr. Grouse sleep walked into the living room.
"Wake up, Mr. Grouse!" Lincoln grabbed Grouse's pants, but it slipped off his hands. "Whoa!"
Mr. Grouse flew through the air, but continued to sleep walk. Lincoln attempted to wake the man up by banging a pot with a spoon, but that didn't work. Then he tried waking him up with an air horn, but that didn't work. Lincoln hopped on Mr. Grouse's head to open his eye lids, but fell off. "Whoa!"
Mr. Grouse walked into the dining room. Lincoln grabbed a radio, put on rock music, and turned up the volume. The radio bellowed very loud rock music in Mr. Grouse's face. The music was so loud that it woke up several people. Car alarms go off and dogs start barking. The loud music didn't affect Mr. Grouse and he continued to sleep walk. He slept walked into the kitchen, activated a toaster, and splattered butter on it. Then he ate the toaster and toast popped out from his mouth. The old man sleep-walked to the fridge, opened it, and peeked inside. He grabbed Lynn Sr.'s leftover lasagna and ate it. "Mmm, lasagna."
He walked through the kitchen wall with the fridge on his head. He threw the fridge through the wall and sleep-walked outside. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked towards the street where there's ongoing traffic. The white haired boy screamed and ran after his neighbor. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked across the street. Luckily, none of the cars hit him. Lincoln goes after him, but is almost hit by a car. Then he got hit by a bunch of cars. The cars send Lincoln flying onto the other side of the street. Mr. Grouse stepped on him while sleep walking to another house. Lincoln spit dirt out of his mouth. "Mr. Grouse, no!"
Lincoln ran over to him. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked to the front door, opened it, and went inside.
"No!" Lincoln ran inside. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked across the hallway while a married couple is sleeping in their bed. Lincoln becomes worried that Mr. Grouse might make a loud noise that will wake them up. The elderly man sleep-walked towards a collection of trophies. Lincoln panicked and turned Mr. Grouse away from the trophies. "Whew."
Lincoln panicked as Mr. Grouse goes to knock over a vase. Lincoln grabbed the vase before it fell. Then Mr. Grouse starts making loud noises in his sleep. He continues to make loud noises as the husband starts waking up. Lincoln jumped onto Mr. Grouse and covered his mouth. "Shh! Shhh!"
Mr. Grouse calmed down and the husband went back to sleep. Lincoln slapped Mr. Grouse's butt and Mr. Grouse sleep-walked out.
"Phew. That was close." Lincoln said. Then the husband turned on the light as he heard Lincoln. "What the?!"
Lincoln got kicked out. He screamed and landed on the ground. "Ooh!" Mr. Grouse stepped on him again. "Ow!"
The boy grabbed the man's feet and got dragged. As Mr. Grouse walked off, a good smell seeped through the air. The smell formed a finger and dragged Mr. Grouse and Lincoln to a bakery. Mr. Grouse entered the bakery and the smell led to a cherry pie on the counter. Mr. Grouse grabbed the pie and was about to eat it. "Mmm. Ahh…"
"No, Mr. Grouse, no!" Lincoln took the pie from him. He struggled to keep the dessert away from Mr. Grouse. Grouse licked Lincoln's head with his tongue, which tickled Lincoln. Lincoln accidentally drops the pie on the ground.
"Uh-oh." Then he saw a dog growling at him. The mutt attacked poor Lincoln. Lincoln ran out, bruised and beaten. Then he noticed Mr. Grouse was gone.
"Huh?" He screamed. His neighbor walked into a performing theater. The white haired boy followed, grabbed a carton of popcorn, and took a seat. Mr. Grouse performed a little dance in his sleep, then sleep-walked off the stage. Lincoln clapped and cheered. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked out of the dance studio and slipped on a banana peel. The peel sends him slipping into DairyLand. Mr. Grouse sleep-walked on the tracks of the Fiery Udder roller coaster ride. Lincoln flagged down a roller coaster car, hopped inside and followed Grouse through the tracks. "Whoa!"
Lincoln reached out to grab the old man. The car goes through the loop-de-loop and Mr. Grouse fell off his pants.
"Breezy." Mr. Grouse muttered. He fell back into his pants. Lincoln fell off the car and held onto Grouse. Mr. Grouse slid up to the top of the track. And after a few seconds, Mr. Grouse descended downward while Lincoln screamed at the top of his lungs. Mr. Grouse flew off the track and landed directly near his house. Lincoln pulled himself together and sent Mr. Grouse back to his house. Grouse steps on a pebble, causing the old man to finally wake up.
"Ow!" He held his foot in pain.
"Oh brother." Lincoln fell asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night. Mr. Grouse noticed Lincoln was now sleep walking. "Oh!"
The white haired boy sleep walked into the street.
"Oh, he'll be fine." Mr. Grouse assured himself and walked back into his house. After Mr. Grouse went inside, crashing noises are heard as Lincoln is getting run over by the cars.
