Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets - 97 - Sproing

by Polydicta

Just another way to dispatch a death eater - amongst other irritations. Order of the Phoenix.

There may be more. Or not.

Inspired by a review of "magic staffs" (U Tube watch?v=n0EuJHU69KU )

Disclaimer:

All fiction is derivative and fan fiction doubly so. I make no claim to own any part of any of the following, all I have done is an attempt to put together the elements in a novel fashion, using words and ideas like Lego ™ bricks.

There is no money involved – all I do is to share what I do for my own amusement.

Do not try this at home.

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Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets - 97 - Sproing

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Harry was fed up with having his brain smooshed twice a week by Snape, so he indulged one of his fantasies.

He took an old sword he found in the Room of Requirements and transfigured it. Some pushing and straining, and he had something that looked at first glance like his wand.

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"Clear your mind! LEGILIMENS!"

Harry's hand tensed on the wand lookalike.

SPROING!

The cylindrical leaf-spring expanded, the end penetrating Snapes eye-socket and emerging through the back of his skull. The transfiguration collapsed, leaving Snape's head transfixed by a sword that seemed to have been applied from above Snapes head.

The sight and the smell caused Harry to revisit everything he'd eaten for the last month.

Once he recovered, he went for help.

"Is there anything you want to tell me, Harry?"

"Yes sir. Snape ..."

"Professor Snape."

"Yes him, he cast leglimens and I heard a loud sproing sound, and Snape..."

"Professor Snape."

"him. He was like that with a sword in his head."

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After losing a thousand points and being forced to do detentions with the bitch, Harry did a similar transfiguration on one of the Umbitch's quills. She was found that afternoon with a quill shoved through her face and skull.

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Dumbledore sent Harry back to the school after the Department of Mysteries debacle. When Dumbledore arrived, Harry had destroyed almost everything in the headmaster's office and then departed through the now missing door.

Albus spied Harry's wand on the floor, so he picked it up. The last thing he heard was SPROING!

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