Random Winx Ideas

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and these are just random ideas that pop into my head. AU OOC probably Femslash and bashing)

Fire is the answer: Hey girls. Should I add Headmistress Faragonda to the chat?

The only sane one: That does not sound like a good idea.

Let the beat drop: Honestly it wouldn't be the worst thing we've ever done.

Living Night Light: Well it does mean we won't be able to plan pranks on the others on here anymore.

Mother Nature: Not like we could stop Bloom from doing it if we tried.

Let the beat drop: That is true.

Fire is the Answer has added Headmistress Fara to the chat. Everyone look busy!

Living Night Light: Wow that welcome message was on point.

Headmistress Fara: What in the world is this?

Mother Nature: I believe Bloom and Musa call it the Winx club Group Chat.

Headmistress Fara: Why am I here?

Let the beat drop: Bloom

Living Night Light: Bloom

Mother Nature: Bloom

The only sane one: Bloom

Fire is the answer: Me.

Headmistress Fara: Well this is better than doing paperwork at least.

Fire is the answer: Anything is better than paperwork.

Headmistress Fara: This is true. I've been trying to find a way to defeat it for years.

Fire is the answer: Look at my username.

Headmistress Fara:

The only sane one: BloomNo!

Mother Nature: Bloom No!

Headmistress Fara: Bloom yes. My office. Now.

Fire is the answer: Already halfway there!

Living Night Light: I love how Headmistress Faragonda didn't even question our screen names.

Headmistress Fara: Well as soon as I knew who was in the chat I knew who had which screen name. Besides this isn't the worst thing you girls have done.

Let the beat drop: She's typing so formally that it makes my eyes bleed

Let's do the Morph: I put my phone down for five minutes and this happens?

The only sane one: I want to know why Bloom had the Headmistress's number.

Living Night Light: Oh please everyone knows that Bloom is her favorite.

Let the beat drop: If she wasn't before then I'm sure that setting all her paperwork on fire makes her Ms. F's favorite now

Fire is the answer: The evil has been defeated!

Headmistress Fara: Praise be!

Mother Nature: This chat is wild

Let's do the Morph: Oomph. Better run Bloom. I just saw Griselda storm past towards Ms. F's office and she doesn't look happy.

Headmistress Fara: Why did Bloom look at her phone and then jump out the window?

Headmistress Fara: Ah. Excuse me girls.

Let the beat drop: SOMEONE TELL ME YOU RECORDED THAT!

Living Night Light: Recorded what? I'm still in the cafeteria getting everyone's drinks!

The only sane one: Bloom not just jumped out of the window of Ms. Faragondas office…but as soon as she presumably saw the message Ms. F jumped out the window as well. Thankfully she landed on Bloom.

The only sane one: And yes I managed to catch that on camera.

Mother Nature: Oh dear. Are they hurt?

The only sane one: Bloom's laughing, the headmistress is apologizing but trying not to laugh, the other teachers in the courtyard look torn between just being done and horrified, and Musa is on the ground laughing her ass off.

Living Night Light: I'm on my way outside with drinks and found Layla near dying of laughter in the hallway. Griselda looks so confused.

Mother Nature: I'm on my way from the greenhouse. Should I stop and get anyone an ice pack?

Fire is the answer: I'm good! My healing powers already kicked in.

Headmistress Fara: Bloom is surprisingly soft to land on.

Living Night Light: We been knew

Let the beat drop: My sides hurt but that was the funniest thing I've seen! Especially Blooms face when Ms. F landed on her!

Let's do the Morph: This chat is wild and that was hilarious to read. Tecna send me the recording!

The only sane one: I've already sent a copy to everyone's phones.

Living Night Light: Bless

Fire is the answer: You know…since she's in the chat we need to give Ms. F a matching screen name.

Mother Nature: That does make sense. It'd be bad for her to be left out.

Let the beat drop: This ought to be good

Living Night Light: Who wants to do it?

Headmistress Fara: What?

Let's do the Morph: Bloom invited her and is her favorite. Let Bloom do it.

The only sane one: I'm staying out of this.

Headmistress Fara's name has been changed to Badass Granny.

Let the beat drop: Oh god the accuracy

Let's do the Morph: I just

Living Night Light: I can't

Mother Nature: She looks so pleased with it, Headmistress Faragonda that is.

The only sane one: She is happy with it, Bloom is smug and the other teachers are concerned over why three of our group resemble deranged hyena's all of a sudden

Badass Granny: This is fine.

Fire is the answer: Now who wants to prank the hell out of the red fountain boys?

Living Night Light: Please say that I can use the colors and paints!

Let's do the Morph: Oh this is going to be good! What did you have in mind?

Let the beat drop: Can I blow out their speakers please?

Mother Nature: Girls!

The only sane one: Don't forget that the headmistress is in this chat and might not approve of our pranks.

Badass Granny: Can we get Saladin or at least Cordatora as well?

The only sane one: Well nevermind that then.

Mother Nature: This chat is going to hell isn't it?

The only sane one: We're already here Flora.

Let the beat drop: Mood.

Fire is the answer: I felt that in my soul.

Let's do the Morph: Worm.

Living Night Light: Wait…you have a soul?!

Fire is the answer: Alright square up you bipolar solar panel!

Badass Granny: I have no clue what any of those things meant but you girls are sure something else.

Living Night Light: Bring it you overgrown lizard!

Let's do the Morph: Damn! Stell came at you real hard there Bloom!

Mother Nature: Girls!

Fire is the answer: You know what sunspot? That's it!

Let the beat drop: Oomph! Stella's blond weave is on the floor.

The only sane one: Just give it up Flora. Sometimes you have to let the children make mistakes while having the fire department on speed dial and a fire extinguisher in hand.

Let's do the Morph: Wait a second girls!

The only sane one: What? Am I wrong?

Let's do the Morph: No you're absolutely right you funky walking computer.

Mother Nature: Layla!

Let the beat drop: Damn!

Let's do the Morph: But Headmistress F just said she didn't understand what we were saying.

Fire is the answer: That…is true. She did say that.

Badass Granny: I have no clue what half of what you girls said a moment ago meant but you sure change the topic a lot.

Living Night Light: We know.

Badass Granny: Well as long as you're aware

Let's do the Morph: We have to teach her slang!

Mother Nature: Oh dear.

The only sane one: This won't end well.

Let the beat drop: This is going to be awesome