Random Winx Ideas
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and these are just random ideas that pop into my head. AU OOC probably Femslash and bashing)
Badass Granny: Girls I'm going to do something. Try not to break anyone.
Fire is the answer: No promises.
Mother Nature: I'll try to keep them in check.
The only sane one: Don't hold your breath.
The teachers chat
Headmistress F: I'm about to do something and just remember that if you're going to murder me then at least hide the evidence.
Deputy G: What are you going to do?
Headmistress G: Bold of you to assume I'll leave evidence.
The only sane one has arrive, everyone look busy!
Mother Nature has spawned in the server.
Let the beat drop is here and she brought pizza!
Professor Pala: Who are these people?!
Let's do the Morph is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum and she's all out of gum!
Living Night Light has arrived! You activated my trap card!
Professor Zara: I love their names.
Fire is the answer is here. Hold my beer.
Professor Edil: Definitely love their names.
Professor G: I think I know who they are now. Fara…why?
Headmistress F: You are like 75% of my impulse control and weren't there to stop me.
Headmaster S: So who are they?
Headmistress F: Girls. Roll call.
Fire is the answer: One sec I need to fix something.
Headmistress F's name has been changed to Badass Granny.
Fire is the answer: There now we can do roll call.
Living Night Light: Oh my god. Stella here.
Let's do the Morph: I'm not even surprised. Layla here.
Let the beat drop: Yo it's Musa.
Mother Nature: I'm sorry about her. I'm Flora by the way.
The only sane one: Tecna.
Fire is the answer: Honestly if you can't guess it by the name then you're not as smart as I believed you to be.
Mother Nature: BLOOM!
Headmistress G: Well she's not wrong.
Professor Zara: I love that she has no fear after changing Faragonda's name.
Let the beat drop: Don't let how she acts in class and all fool you. She has no filter on here and no impulse control.
Let's do the Morph: Our group has five brain cells, Tecna has two and Flora has two while the rest of us share custody of the last one.
Living Night Light: It's true but you shouldn't say it.
The only sane one: Bloom literally burned all of Ms. Faragonda's paperwork and then jumped out of the window when she heard Ms. Griselda was heading that way.
Professor Corda: She did what?
The only sane one: I recorded it from the quad as well as Ms. Faragonda jumping out the window after her when she knew Ms. Griselda was on the way.
Professor G: That explains why the office was empty and Ms. Layla was cackling in the hallway.
Madam Du: That's why they jumped out of the window?
Fire is the answer: Just cause I know I can kick her ass doesn't mean I want to fight her. I'm crazy not stupid.
Let the beat drop: Mood
Badass Granny: Big mood
Headmistress G: ASHJKDLS
Professor Zara: WHO TAUGHT HER THAT?!
Mother Nature: Bloom
The only sane one: Bloom
Let the beat drop: Bloom
Let's do the Morph: Bloom
Living Night Light: Bloom
Fire is the answer: Take a fucking guess
Mother Nature: Language!
Professor G: Language!
Professor Pala: Language!
Fire is the answer: English.
Professor Edil: I like this fairy.
Professor Zara: Why can't she be like this all the time?
Fire is the answer: Your names are so boring.
The only sane one: Bloom no!
Badass Granny: Overruled! Bloom yes!
Professor Pala's name has been changed to Elf ears many fears
Professor G's name has been changed to Detention queen
Professor Zara: The accuracy
Professor Zara's name has been changed to I'm Blue.
Professor Edil's name has been changed to Salt and Pepper.
Headmistress G's name has been changed to Granny Witch.
Granny Witch: Wait what?
Madam Du's name has been changed to Carmen Sandiego
Professor Corda's name has been changed to Muscles for Days
Headmaster S's name has been changed to Magic Grandpa
Professor Ava's name has been changed to Wings and Words
Professor Wiz's name has been changed to Mighty Morph
Magic Grandpa: Did I just get added to a weird family?
Miss Barbatea's name has been changed to Not in MY library
Nurse Ofelia's name has been changed to Reason we're alive
Salt and Pepper: Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it
Badass Granny: Yep looks like you and Griffin both have been adopted into the family.
Witchy Granny: Why the hell is this my name?
Mother Nature: I'm so sorry about her.
Let the beat drop: I'm not. This is epic
Fire is the answer: You are witch. You are old enough to be granny. You try to hide it but are secretly big softy. You are witchy granny.
Witchy Granny:Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it
Magic Grandpa: I'm guessing my name has similar reasoning?
Fire is the answer: Congrats you have two brains cells more than most of us!
Mother Nature: BLOOM!
I'm Blue: This is glorious
Carmen Sandiego: I don't understand my name
Fire is the answer: Earth thing. She wears all red and is hard to find. You wear all red and are hard to find. She leaves hints and clues to help them find her, you leave hints and clues for bunches of things including where to find you
The only sane one: What I'm more concerned about is why Bloom is acting this way.
Reason we're alive: What do you mean?
Let's do the Morph: Bloom only acts like this for certain reasons
Badass Granny: What are they?
The only sane one: Based on her behavior patterns and some discreet questions as well as talking to Flora I believe I know why she has lost all filter today.
Fire is the answer: Why do I feel like I'm about to get tackled?
The only sane one: Bloom when did you last sleep?
Fire is the answer: Describe sleep.
The only sane one: Lying unconscious, and not because of injury, for several consecutive hours.
Fire is the answer: Hi my names Jared, 19, and I never learned how to fucking read
Salt and Pepper: ashkhlshlhkljsk
Mother Nature: Bloom
Fire is the answer: Tuesday
Let the beat drop: Tuesday as in yesterday or Tuesday as in last week?
Fire is the answer: Tuesday two weeks ago
Mother Nature: Damnit Bloom
Living Night Light: Oh shit. Flora's cursing. Duck and cover.
Fire is the answer: I have faced death head on and lived, now nothing frightens me. Not mister dark fetish or the three masochists with a hard on for red heads and fire. I wish to meet God and fight him to the death outside of a Denny's parking lot
Mother Nature: Someone grab her and hold her down!
Fire is the answer: Can't catch me I'm the fuck mothering gingerbread man!
Granny witch: This chat is chaotic and I haven't even done anything.
Let's do the Morph: Anyone have eyes on the chaotic overgrown lizard?
Salt and Pepper: Can we keep the red head?
The only sane one: If you can catch her and get her to actually sleep then you can have her.
