Author's Note (Monster): Hi guys. I haven't forgotten about the requests. I finished this one, then another one by MKelly (now Kelkel12) and I'm working on a JDxFM smut request by AronKBurns, too. Then I have about 10 more in my old queue and about 8 more fics in my new queue (wtf) so go easy on me, I'm getting used to writing HU again. Enjoy.

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The guys think Danny's trying to break up Charlie/Da Kurlzz but he's definitely not, requested by Siisilisko

"I can't believe that guy", Dylan shook his head. "Seriously."

"What's up?" Johnny asked. He climbed over the couch to see what Dylan was looking at but drooped his shoulders disappointedly. "Charlie and Danny? Really?"

"Yeah!" Dylan huffed. In their view, Charlie and Danny were talking in hushed voices but they were standing close to one another, a little too close to be friendly. Especially when Danny leaned in. Johnny looked away. "You shouldn't be spying on them. It's their thing if they're in a relationship."

"Except that they're not", Dylan grumbled. "Charlie told me he's dating Matt."

"He is?!" Johnny called out.

Across from them, J-Dog pulled out an earbud. "What are you guys yelling about?"

"Charlie is dating Matt and he's standing there flirting with Danny", Johnny filled him in. J-Dog immediately jumped across the bus to glance in the same direction. "How do you know they're flirting? Haven't they always been a little too friendly?"

Danny leaned in to kiss Charlie and J-Dog's eyebrows flew up. "Never mind."

"Does Danny know Charlie's with Matt?" Johnny whispered. Dylan nodded. "Charlie said that the only two people who knew about his relationship were Danny and I. Oh and you guys now, I guess."

J-Dog and Johnny snickered at the comment but Dylan punched them both in the shoulder. "It's not funny! Danny's consciously being a homewrecker!"

"We should do something", J-Dog agreed.

"Like what?"

"Talk to him?" Johnny offered.

Dylan considered it. He hummed. "Maybe."

"I'll talk to him", Johnny promised. The other two agreed and that was all that was left to be said about it because Danny turned to return to their part of the bus and the three scattered.

"What's up?" Danny asked when he arrived with them. J-Dog was listening music again, scrolling on his phone. Johnny picked up a book – upside down – and Dylan decided to look around and repeat "don't look suspicious" in his head like a true idiot. "Nothing", Johnny shrugged.

Danny give them a strange look but said nothing as the bus pulled to a halt. They had arrived and Danny was the first to gratefully jump off the bus and go outside. Once he had gone, Dylan glared at Johnny. "Real hero, Johnny, thought you were gonna talk to him?"

"I chickened out, okay? I don't know Danny as a homewrecker!"

"None of us know him to be a homewrecker but he clearly is so grow a pair and talk to him!" J-Dog exclaimed. Johnny groaned but got up. "Fine."

He hopped off the bus, finding Danny smoking a cigarette just outside. "Hey, man."

"Hey. I'm happy to get out for a second. Some air that hasn't been breathed in yet."

"I know, it does get a weird smell in that bus after a couple of hours", Johnny agreed with a grin but the smile melted off his face. "Listen, I kinda wanna talk to you."

"Okay?" Danny put out his cigarette and turned to him. "I'm listening."

Johnny took a deep breath. "I saw you with Charlie."

"Oh", Danny responded. He looked around a little nervously. "Okay?"

"I just want you to know that it's not okay", Johnny said. "I don't like it and whatever the two of you have going on, needs to stop. It's gross."

And it was! It's gross to see one of your best friends try to weasel his way into another friend's relationship! What the hell was Danny thinking?

Danny folded his arms, a murderous scowl on his face. "Excuse me?"

"You need to stop. Leave Charlie be. Find someone else. Didn't you have a girl you kinda liked?" Johnny tried but Danny's face only got darker by the second. "Who are you to tell me to stop?!"

"A friend who wants what's best for his friends!" Johnny frowned. "What you're doing, is wrong."

"God, Johnny, I never expected that to come out of your mouth! I thought out of all people, you would be most accepting of us!"

"Of all people?" Johnny asked. He vaguely remembered telling Danny the story of how he and his wife broke up because of a dumb mistake he made but got back together in the end. He blinked, taken aback that Danny would bring that up. "How dare you!"

Danny rolled his eyes and walked off. Johnny stared after him, not knowing where the hell Danny was going but he wasn't going back to the bus. He never knew Danny could be so damn vicious!


"And?" Dylan asked while he was out with Johnny for lunch before the bus would take off again. Johnny shook his head. "Danny's really derailed, man."

Dylan shoved a hand full of fries into his mouth, downing it with a coke in an absolutely disgusting matter. Johnny scrunched his nose at the sight. "You're gross, you know that?"

"If I were gross, you wouldn't have befriended me at age twelve."

"My age twelve or yours?"

"Who the fuck cares", Dylan shrugged.

Johnny raised an eyebrow. "We differ 5 years, dude, it matters."

"Only in J-Dog's story of how he befriended Charlie", Funny wondered. "Cause if they met when Jay was twelve, then Charlie showed them his butthole at age ten."

"I think Charlie never stopped showing his butthole since he was born", Johnny chuckled before turning dead serious again. "Wait, that's not funny if you remember what the hell is going on right now."

"Right. Danny", Dylan came back to it. He thrust his coke in the air. "So what did he say?"

"He said he expected me to accept it the most out of everyone", Johnny grumbled. Dylan cocked his head before realisation hit. "Oh. Cause of Carly?"

"I think so", Johnny nodded.

Dylan winced. "That's a mean comment to make, knowing what you've been through. I can't believe Danny would be that mean."

"I can't either" Johnny sighed. "But he was. He doesn't want to stop chasing Charlie, doesn't want to stop wrecking their relationship. He's gonna be the end of Da Scene."

"Not just Da Scene. Something like that could wreck the band and ruin Matt", Dylan sympathised.

"Homewrecker", Johnny shook his head. "Never expected that from Danny. Now what?"

"We can talk to Charlie?" Dylan offered. Johnny considered it and gave a nod. "Good idea. You should talk to Charlie."

"Me? Why me?" Dylan complained. Johnny shrugged. "For one, you're his best friend."

"You're the one he pretends to date during interviews all the time, the one he can't stop hugging", Dylan argued.

"And for two, I already talked to Danny", Johnny stuck out his tongue like a child. The pair cleaned up their stuff and left to head back to the bus. Dylan groaned. "Fine, I'll talk to Charlie but what if he's an ass about it, too?"

"Then we'll send J-Dog to talk to Matt", Johnny grinned. Dylan chuckled. "Poor Jay, Matt's a crier."

"He is", Johnny agreed when they reached the bus. They had gone out to lunch somewhere close, just because they'd been feeling lazy. Dylan opened the door to the bus and stepped inside. J-Dog and Danny were nowhere to be found. Danny probably hadn't returned yet from storming off and J-Dog was most likely exploring a bit. They found Charlie and Matt on the couch together in a blanket as it was a pretty cold day outside. They didn't look suspicious but Johnny just knew they were in a relationship now so he couldn't unsee it.

Dylan cleared his throat. "Oh yeah, Johnny knows about you guys."

"What?! You told him?" Charlie called out. Matt faced Charlie. "You told Dylan?"

Charlie shrugged. "Dude's my best friend."

"Is there anyone who doesn't know about us?" Matt asked the two of them.

Dylan paused.

"Deuce?"

"Oh for fuck's sake, Dylan", Charlie groaned.

Dylan brought up his hands in defence. "Okay, okay. I'm sorry. But I really need to talk to you."

He turned to Matt. "Alone."

Matt rolled his eyes and got up. "So what? I have to wait outside?"

"Nah, I'll take you for a walk", Johnny said. Matt snorted. "I'm not a fucking dog."

"Then stop barking like one", Johnny punched his arm. Matt leaned down to give Charlie a kiss on the lips before they walked down the steps of the bus, leaving Dylan and Charlie alone.

"What do you wanna talk about?"

"Not the weather, that's for sure", Dylan began. He sighed. "I don't know how to say this but uh, we saw you and Danny kissing? While you're dating Matt?"

Charlie hummed to acknowledge it.

"And I just wanna say that you can't do that to your boyfriend."

"I don't think you get it", Charlie chuckled.

"Oh no, I don't think you get it, Charlie", Dylan cut him off. "What you're doing, is disgusting and Danny's a nasty person when he's with you so you need to cut him off."

"A nasty person?" Charlie parroted. Dylan nodded. Charlie shook his head. "You don't know what Danny's like when he's with me. He's the sweetest partner I've known."

"Wow", Dylan responded astounded. "Okay then let me put it this way. If you won't stop, I'm telling Matt."

"Tell Matt", Charlie shook his head. "Man, I'd love to see you tell Matt. Go on."

"Shit, dude, you're just as vicious as Danny at this point", Dylan said, taken aback by it so bad, he had to walk away from the conversation and out of the bus. He bumped into Danny as he did. The other was headed inside the bus so Funny grabbed his arm. "Danny?"

"Yeah?"

"Please don't continue this."

It took Danny a second to realise what Dylan was talking about. He snatched his arm out of the grip. "Did you talk to Johnny?"

"Yeah."

"Unbelievable", Danny shook his head. "What's with you guys?"

"What's with us? You're the homewrecker here!" Funny argued. "And to think I considered being bi because of you!"

Dylan walked away and Danny raised an eyebrow. "You considered being bi for me?"

Dylan turned around, seemingly caught red-handed. "No. I did not!"

"Then why'd you tell me?"

"Honest mistake!" Dylan yelled as he got further away.


"So that's where we're at", Johnny concluded. He ran into J-Dog after Matt was sick of being outside and wanted to head back to Charlie and then Dylan happened to join them, too.

"And that's why we need you to talk to Matt", Dylan said to J-Dog. J-Dog raised an eyebrow. "Me? Why me?"

"Because we talked to Danny and Charlie. You can talk to Matt", Johnny said.

J-Dog stomped his foot on the ground. "But Matt is a crier. I don't wanna tell him."

"Then you should've been the one to volunteer to talk to Danny or Charlie", Dylan said.

J-Dog let it head fall back, hands sunken into the pockets of his jacket. "Fine. I'll tell Matt."

"Then let's go back cause Charlie and Danny are on the bus together and Matt might just catch them together", Dylan shuddered. "That would tear our band apart for sure."

"For sure", the others agreed.

They walked the way back, talking about how awful Danny had responded and how mean Charlie had been, telling Dylan to just tell Matt as if it amused him. Before they knew it, they were back at the bus. Matt, Charlie and Danny were chatting happily on the couch so J-Dog didn't dare to interrupt but Funny and Johnny shoved him forward. Their attention was on Jay right away. He smiled awkwardly. "Matt, can I talk to you?"

Matt gave the other two a look of understanding before he got up. "Sure."

"Outside?"

"No, too cold. We'll talk in the back", Matt said, ushering Jay to the back. J-Dog led the way and when Matt followed, he put his hands in his hips. "Okay, I'm getting kinda sick of you guys wanting to talk to Danny and Charlie and now me? I feel like I know what's coming so get it over with."

"You know?" J-Dog asked.

Matt shrugged. "Know what?"

J-Dog looked at his feet. "Just don't cry okay?"

"Jay!" Matt complained. "Just tell me!"

"Okay so Charlie and Danny are a thing."

He looked away, waiting for Matt's response but the older laughed. "That's really what you wanna tell me? I knew it. They said you guys would talk to me next. Dude, I KNOW."

"What? Aren't you and Charlie a thing?"

"Yeah", Matt said.

J-Dog blinked, confused but Matt only walked back to the others. He clapped his hands together. "Okay, guys, listen."

"Matt" Charlie warned him.

Matt dismissed Charlie. "They need to know cause they're obviously confused about us."

Danny nodded. "Maybe it's time."

"Time for what?" Johnny asked.

Matt gestured for Charlie to tell them. Charlie made a face. "So uh. We're poly."

"Poly?" J-Dog reacted.

"Monopoly?" Dylan asked, earning a punch from Johnny. "Idiot. Poly stands for polyamory."

"I'm dating Matt and I'm dating Danny but they're not dating."

"So polyamory", Johnny concluded. "What about Danny and Matt?"

Danny waved dismissively. "That's just sex."

He could see from the three dumbfounded faces that he should've handled that answer a little more delicately. Matt sighed. "Okay so Charlie is in love with both of us, we are in love with Charlie, but Danny and I have no feelings for each other whatsoever. We just like sharing Charlie."

"Gross", J-Dog commented first. "That description is too graphic."

"Wasn't a description. Just our relationship status. Friends with benefits. But Charlie is in a relationship with both of us."

"So Danny isn't a homewrecker?" J-Dog wondered. The three of them shook their head.

Danny raised an eyebrow. "You thought I was being a homewrecker?"

"Yeah", Johnny mused.

Danny chuckled. "Oh, I thought you were against gay relationships."

"Wait, that's what you meant when you said you thought I would accept it the most out of everyone?" Johnny asked.

Danny nodded.

"Oh", Johnny responded. "I thought you meant I would understand the most why you'd be a homewrecker."

Danny frowned before he realised Johnny was referring to Carly and winced. "Oh no, I would never throw that in your face. I just thought you didn't want me and Charlie to be a thing because you were against gay people. Which was weird because you've always said you were totally okay with it."

"Oh, no, you guys can be whatever you want together. We just thought Matt didn't know", J-Dog filled in.

Matt shook his head. "Didn't know? I told Charlie to chase Danny when the dude joined the band."

"It's true", Charlie agreed.

"So you've been with Danny a long time?" Dylan asked. Danny nodded. "It works."

"Man, we were so wrong", Johnny chuckled. "Sorry, Danny."

"To be honest, Dylan was the one to mention Danny was a homewrecker", J-Dog added.

Dylan gave him a nasty look. "Way to throw me under the bus, dude."

"It's fine", Charlie shrugged it off. "Just ask before you assume, guys."


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