DEGRASSI: AFTERMATH - S09E05 - SEXUAL HEALING
Disclaimer: I don´t own Degrassi or the characters from it.
1. Int. Chrissy´s House. Evening.
Chrissy is planning her birthday with Paige, Spinner and Sally.
Chrissy:
What have you thought of, as far as how many people can come?
Paige:
You weren´t planning on inviting the entire school, were you?
Spinner:
You have to be realistic.
Chrissy:
I don´t know, twenty perhaps?
Paige:
What do you say, we settle on twenty five, including the three of us and your brothers?
Sally:
It´s a lot more, than what I held.
Chrissy:
Deal. And I want you to barcecue like you do every year, dad.
Spinner:
That goes without saying. We want you to have the best birthday you can, Sweetheart.
Sally tries to not look jealous of Chrissy.
2. Int. Chrissy´s Room. Evening.
Chrissy is studying, when Sally comes in.
Sally:
How´s your studying going?
Chrissy:
I´m just about done. Now I´ll have to see, if any of it sticks.
Sally:
That´s the great unknown, isn´t it? Do you have time to help me with a slight existential crisis?
Chrissy puts he things away, so Sally can sit on the bed with her. She does.
Chrissy:
You can always come to me.
Sally:
Yeah. It´s just, you get to have a big birthday party. I don´t, because I´m part of the family and still not a part of it. You´ll always be the real daughter and I´ll always be the stray, they picked up at the pound.
Chrissy smiles at her.
Chrissy:
We can share mine, if you want.
Sally smiles.
Sally:
Are you serious?
Chrissy:
We pretty much have the same friends anyway. It sucks for them, that they have to bring two gifts, but what do we care, right? Is there anyone special, you want to invite?
Sally:
There´s only Suey, but my guess is, that she was on the guest list already.
Chrissy:
You two are getting pretty serious, aren´t you?
Sally:
Yeah, you could say that.
Chrissy:
You´re not sounding super excited.
Sally:
It´s just, that she wants us to take it to the next level.
Chrissy:
As in, the naked level?
Sally:
That´s the one. I see it from her perspective and she´s already done things, that I haven´t come anywhere close to. I´m afraid, that she´ll start getting bored, if I don´t put out and move on to someone, who will.
Chrissy:
You don´t think, I ask myself that question when it comes to Jamie, all the time? We´re about to be seventeen. Maybe it´s time.
Sally:
I´ll go for it with Suey, if you go for it with Jamie?
Chrissy:
Hmm!
Chrissy considers it.
OPENING CREDITS
3. Int. Maya and Jay´s Bedroom. Evening.
Maya and Jay are in bed, holding each other. He´s looking very satisfied. Her not so much.
Jay:
I´ll be getting a good night´s sleep tonight!
Maya:
That´s nice, Honey.
He looks hurt on his pride.
Jay:
Aren´t you supposed ot say, me too?
Maya:
Sorry. Me too.
He looks her in the eyes.
Jay:
Was it not good enough?
Maya:
I´m sorry, but we go by the same formula every time.
Jay:
Because it works!
Maya:
I don´t want you to feel bad, but it´s not really doing it for me any more. It´s not as exciting, when you always know exactly, what to expect next.
Jay:
I´ll surprise you tomorrow.
She smiles at him.
Maya:
Jay, you know, that I love you. But in the bedroom, you´re about as predictable as death and taxes.
Jay:
Death and taxes! Really, Maya?
Maya:
It´s not that there´s anything wrong with it, it´s kind of like seeing the same TV series over and over again. No matter how much you love it, it´s gonna lose it´s luster after a while. LIke how you felt about "Trailer Park Boys", after you´d watched it that sixth time. Remember that?
Jay looks hurt on his pride.
Jay:
It´s nice to know, that I´m boring you!
Maya:
It´s okay. I still love you. There aren´t any other guys, I want spend the rest of my life with.
She manages to get a small smile out of him and kisses his chest.
4. Int. Basement. Evening.
Sally is lying on her cot with her phone. She searches for Lesbian sex on Google and gets 600 billion hits. She goes to the pictures section and makes wide eyes at the pictures she sees. She taps the touchpad several times with an excited look on her face, as he surfs the web for more of it. We hear a girl moaning from the sound on her phone and she quickly turns the sound down. She begins to touch herself, as she keeps a keen eye on the video.
5. Int. Cameron and Hobart´s Custom Cars. Morning.
Jay and Sean are getting ready to start working.
Jay:
How do you keep it interesting with Emma?
Sean:
Sexually?
Jay:
Yeah. Maya said that I was as predictable as death and taxes in the bedroom.
Sean laughs.
Sean:
That can´t be good!
Jay:
I told her, I would come up with something to surprise her. Apart from buying sex toys, I can´t come up with anything.
Sean:
There´s always role playing. Emma still looks hot in her maid´s uniform, as you can probably imagine. I put on a suit and pretend to be a lodger at the motel, where she works, I ask her to show me how the shower works ... get the picture?
Jay:
It´s far from the worst idea, I´ve heard. What kind of character would I be good as?
Sean:
Village idiot, perhaps?
Jay:
You´d better run!
Sean laughs and Jay chases after him.
6. Montage - Music: "Shoop" by Salt N Pepa.
We see Sally and Suey in a classroom, before anyone else has arrived for class. Sally is sliding her hand slowly and gently down Suey´s arm, while they look longingly at each other. They´re about to kiss, when other students start coming in and they stop themselves. There´s still a clear spark of hormonal energy between them right afterwards, that´s got them both worked up.
We see Chrissy and Jamie playing footsie under the table during lunch, while they´re with their friends. She slides her shoes off and runs her foot up an down his bare leg, while smiling cheekily at him. He tries to keep his composure and follow the conversation, but it´s cleaar, that they´re btoh getting off on it.
We see Jay in a costume store with Sean, trying to pick out the best costumes. He tries on various costumes, first a Sailor´s Uniform, that Sean shakes his head at. This is followed by a leather one, that makes him look like a lost member of the Village People. This makes Sean laugh his butt off and he quickly goes to change again, while trying to cover himself up.
7. Int. Library. Day.
Chrissy and Sally are talking behind a bookcase.
Chrissy:
How are things progressing on your side?
Sally:
We have a date tonight, so that´s a start.
Chrissy:
Jamie is coming over to study, or at least, that´s what he thinks, we´re doing.
We cut to Simon, who´s looking for a specific book in the next row of bookcases. They can´t see him, but he overhears them talking and decides to listen in.
Chrissy:
How far do we go?
Sally:
My plan is to roll with it. She´s the one who´s tried it, so I´m kind of counting on her to show me the way. I watched some videos last night ...
Chrissy:
You watched porn in our house?
Sally tries to quiet her down. Simon finds it very amusing.
Sally:
Not so loud. I had to do some research, didn´t I?
Chrissy:
Well, did you like, what you saw?
Sally:
I did. A lot. In an, I wish I was there, kind of way.
Chrissy:
That should be a sign, that you´re ready for it. My mom always said, that I should wait, until I felt old enough to deal with the emotional parts and I was sure, it was with the right guy. I´m sure, that I have the right guy, but how do you know, if you´re old enough?
Sally:
I can say for my part, that I wasn´t. Then again, I was a year younger. Do you feel ready?
Chrissy:
I don´t know. Maybe I should just jump into it. Pretty much everyone else I know, has tried it. Jamie has been super patient, but he´s already done it lots of times with Allison. How can anything I do, live up to that?
Sally:
Do you think, he compares you to her?
Chrissy:
How can´t he? We´re the only two girlfriends, he´s had. She´s the one, who gave him what he wanted and I´m the priss, who keeps holding out on him! If I´m gonna keep him, then we have to start having sex. There´s no other way.
We cut back to Simon, who smiles to himself and quietly sneaks away.
Sally:
I´ll have my share of new things, to get to used to.
Chrissy:
Are you gonna use sex toys?
Sally:
I don´t know! I guess, we could.
Chrissy:
Good luck, I guess.
Sally:
Right back at you. Why do I have a feeling, that we´ll both need it?
They head off to class.
8. Int. Jay and. Maya´s Apartment. Day.
Jay is getting help from Lola with making the apartment look romantic.
Jay:
Thanks for giving me a hand. Being overly romantic isn´t my strong side.
Lola:
It´s hardly Zoe´s either. On our first anniversy, I gave her a pair of earrings, that she ´d seen in a store window, right after we started dating. I got them for her, because she said, that they reminded her of her grandmother.
Jay:
That´s some present. I usuallly can´t remember what Maya said, five minutes after she´s said it!
Lola:
Guess what she got me.
Jay:
I have no idea. A ring or a necklace, or something like that.
Lola:
A buttplug!
Jay starts laughing and finds it hard to stop.
Jay:
Did you tell her, where she could shove it?
Lola can´t help laughing a little at it too.
Lola:
You can imagine, how it ruined the mood. For a short while anyway.
Jay:
She´s worse than me! That´s somehow comforting to know!
Lola:
Trust me, it took me a long time to train her to be as good, as she is now. I don´t know what she was doing with the girls that came before me, but she was like a complete beginner, when we started out.
Jay:
How have you managed to keep it interesting? Rectal toys aside.
He smiles cheekily at her and she clearly regrets telling him about it.
Lola:
It´s about mixing up the things you know will work and slowly making small changes, so that it stays exciting. It doesn´t become easier, when you have a kid.
Jay:
Don´t those things come in all kind of sizes?
Lola:
I´m leaving, if you don´t stop it with that!
He grins to himself.
9. Int. Chrissy´s Room. Evening.
Sally and Chrissy are dressed up to look their best for their dates.
Chrissy:
Does this look like a girl, you´d want to do it with?
Sally:
You look fine. He´ll be more interested in, what you look like without any clothes on, anyway.
Chrissy checks herself in the mirror one last time.
10. Ext. Chrissy´s House. Evening.
Jamie and Suey come up to the house.
Jamie:
What´s you plan?
Suey:
To mess with her and have fun with it. You?
Jamie:
To mess a lot with her and have tons of fun with it!
Suey:
I thought, that boys your age, were ready to jump in the sack with a hot girl, at any time.
Jamie:
I´m not gonna let her throw her first time away, on something as dumb as this. We´ll get there, when the time is right.
Suey shakes her head.
Suey:
We have to teach them a lesson.
Jamie:
No one says, that we can´t have a bit of fun, while doing it.
They knock on the door.
11. Int. Living Room. Evening.
Paige has let Jamie and Suey in. Chrissy and Sally come down the stairs.
Paige:
Damn! You´re looking good for a regular Wednesday!
Jamie:
Damn straight!
Chrissy:
I´ll take that as a compliment, so thank you.
Sally:
How do I look?
Suey:
Like a girl, I just want to rip the clothes off and do it with, right here, right now!
Jamie and Paige try to keep a straight face. Sally and Chrissy are both lost for words.
Sally:
I do?
Paige:
You darn kids sure are straight forward nowadays!
She leaves them, shaking her head.
Chrissy:
I don´t see your books.
Jamie:
We can scimp on the homework for one evening, can´t we? I´m not really in the mood for it.
Chrissy:
Yeah, sure. We can just watch a movie or something.
Jamie:
Cool. Have a nice evening, girls.
Chrissy and Jamie head up the stairs.
Sally:
We should get going, if we´re gonna catch the movie.
Suey:
Or we could hang out in the basement and save some money. I´m very close to broke.
Sally:
Sure. I can´t exactly say, that I´m swimming in money either.
Suey:
I´m sure, we´ll find some other fun and interesting way, to spend the time.
She moves in tight on Sally and looks her seductively in the eyes.
Suey:
I mean, we´ve barely begun to explore or relationship our each other yet.
Sally:
Do you want to do that tonight?
Suey:
I didn´t come here to study, did I?
Sally:
I guess not.
Sally looks nervous, as Suey enjoys playing with her.
12. Int. Maya and Jay´s Apartment. Evening.
Maya comes into the living room, dressed in a kinky Nurse´s uniform. Jay is dressed as a doctor. She smiles shyly at him and bites her lower lip, like a shy young girl, would.
Maya:
Oh, Doctor. I heard that you needed my assistance.
Jay:
Yes, nurse Matlin. There´s a bug going around the hospital, that I need to check you for.
Maya:
A bug? Oh no! Is it dangerous?
Jay:
It can be, if we don´t give you a very thorough check up right away. We´ll start from the top and work our way slowly down.
Maya:
But, I´m a virgin! I´ve never had anything up there before! Won´t this mean, that I won´t be a virgin anymore?
Jay:
No, you´ll still technically be a virgin.
Maya:
Oh, goodie! You see, I´m a good girl and I want to save myself for my one true love on our wedding night. I´ve never even touch myself down there, except when I bathe. Even then, I feel guilty, because it gives me these lusty thoughts, that I can´t control!
Jay:
That sounds serious. Tell me about these thoughts.
Maya:
They´re about everything, from cucumbers to the Eiffel tower. It´s always these long, hard things and I don´t for the life of me know why! Can you tell me, what they mean, Doctor?
He smiles, finding it hard to stay in character. She has to hold her mouth to stop herself from laughing.
Jay:
We should start by slowly getting you undressed.
Maya:
Whatever you say, Doctor. You can do anything you want, to my supple, young virginal body! Just save me from that bug!
Jay:
I can see, that we have to give you an extra close inspection! You have my word, that I won´t let you go, until I´m certain, that nothing can possibly be wrong with you.
He gets behind her and starts undressing her. Even if it´s a bit silly, she´s still very into it.
13. Int. Chrissy´s Room. Evening.
Chrissy and Jamie are watching "9 and a Half Weeks". It´s very racy and Chrissy is starting to get a bit lusty.
Chrissy:
Did you and Allison ever do that thing thay did, with the ice cube?
Jamie:
No. I thought I´d save that one for you.
She gets a little flustered.
Chrissy:
I can imagine, that it would be cold. But maybe kinda tittilating. Nu pun intended!
Jamie:
Didn´t you intend it?
He starts moving his hand up her stomach towards her breats. She flinches and moves away from him.
Jamie:
What´s the matter?
He begins to move closer to her, but she keeps backing off.
Jamie:
Don´t you think, it´s time, we just went ahead and did it?
Chrissy:
If you want to!
Jamie:
Oh, I do!
She closes her eyes and lies down. She´s clearly very nervous.
14. Int. Basement. Evening.
Suey and Sally are lying on the bed. Suey is showing something on her phone to Sally, who´s looking scared.
Suey:
16 Inches! That´s almost like giving birth!
Sally:
Why does it being black make it look even scarier?
Suey:
You think, it´s scary? I want to try it out!
Sally:
That huge thing inside your ... it´ll split you in half!
Suey:
No, it won´t. It can stretch out, like you wouldn´t believe! One time, me and Lisa ...
Sally:
I´d rather not know!
Suey:
I hadn´t even begun to tell you the story.
Sally:
Does it involve the insertion of large objects?
Suey:
How did you guess?
Sally:
Just a stab in the dark!
Suey:
Now, I was a little shy at first, but Lisa! I tell you, there was no limit to wild she wanted it!
Sally:
Huh? really?
Suey:
We´re talking no limits at all! I could do anything, I wanted to her and it would only make her scream for more! We´re talking Vaginal, Oral, Anal, Nasal ...
Sally:
Nasal?
Suey:
That´s where you stuff things up each other´s noses. You really haven´t heard of it?
Sally looks shocked.
Sally:
Up your nose? Why would you do that?
Suey:
You have so much to learn! I´m gonna teach you all of it!
Sally tries to not look scared. Suey finds her reaction funny.
15. Int. Chrissy.´s Room. Evening.
Jamie is holding an ice cube. Chrissy is in her underwear and looking very nervous.
Jamie:
Are you ready for it? It´s gonna be cold!
Chrissy:
Don´t you think, this could be too advanced for a first timer?
Jamie:
Nonsense. We´re gonna do it all tonight! You´ll get what it takes other girls ten years to get, before I´m done with you!
Chrissy:
That sounds like a lot!
Jamie:
Oh, it is! I´m gonna start with you, right where I left off with Allison. I was thinking about dumping you, since I wasn´t getting any, so I´m glad, that you came to your senses! Why fight it? It´s just sex.
He approaches her and she looks very nervous.
Jamie:
Close your eyes.
She does and turns her head away from him. He puts the icecube on her stomach and rubs it in circles around her bellybutton.
Chrissy:
Ooh! That´s cold!
Jamie:
No pain, no gain. That´s enough foreplay.
She opens her eyes and looks at him.
Chrissy:
That´s all I get?
Jamie:
Foreplay is a waste of time.
Chrissy:
No, it isn´t! Can you try to make it a little romantic?
Jamie:
Like you´re any better! At least, I don´t make dumb "American Pie" like plans with my friends, to lose my virginity!
He smiles at her. She sees, that she´s been had.
Chrissy:
How ...
Jamie:
Simon. He overheard you in the library.
Chrissy facepalms.
Chrissy:
That´s why he couldn´t stop giggling, when I talked to him!
Jamie:
Why do you think, I would dump you?
Chrissy:
Sex is a big part of a grown up relationship. I should be old enough for it by now.
Jamie:
You only get one first time. If and when we do it, it has to feel right for you. Not because you and Sally had a crazy idea one night.
Chrissy:
Suey knows too, huh?
Jamie:
She´s probaly freaking Sally out, as we speak.
Chrissy smiles at him and kisses him.
Chrissy:
Thanks for understanding.
Jamie:
We can take it a little at a time, I don´t mind.
Chrissy:
Now, that´s more of an idea, I can go along with!
She takes his shirt off gim and they lie down on the bed.
16. Int. Basement. Evening.
Sally is looking very suspicious, as Suey tries to stick a gummy bear up one of her nostrils.
Sally:
Is this supposed to be sexy?
Suey:
It smells nice, doesn´t it?
Sally:
I guess so!
Suey:
Just enjoy it. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, you will get the biggest orgasm, you can possibly have!
Suey giggles, finally blowing her cover. Sally picks the gummy bear out of her nostril.
Sally:
You´re so full of it, Suey!
Suey:
That´ll teach you to treat me like a piece of meat! Simon told me about your deal with Chrissy.
Sally:
So, all those stories?
Suey:
Were wildly exxagerated. I made it up to see, how you´d react. Also, if you hadn´t realized, Nasal sex isn´t really a thing either.
Sally:
I want to go to there with you. Can you give me a little more time, to get used to it?
Suey:
So, you can watch some more girl on girl porn?
Sally blushes with embarrassment.
Sally:
I wish, you´d never heard that part.
Suey:
It´s okay. I was curious too, before I tried it, There´s nothing wrong with watching it or touching yourself, while you watch it. Did you give yourself a little treat?
Sally:
I did. It turned me on, like really turned me on!
Suey:
We can watch some together, if you want?
Sally:
Maybe next time, okay? I need to work up my courage first.
Suey:
Whatever you want. This is your relationship too.
They kiss very innocently.
17. Int. Jay and Maya´s Apartment. Evening.
Jay and Maya are on the couch, both sweaty and exhausted. They´re still in their costumes.
Jay:
That was money well spent!
Maya:
Yeah! Very well spent.
She smiles at him.
Maya:
When do you have to take them back?
Jay:
The day after tomorrow.
Maya:
Nice! Maybe I can play the doctor tomorrow? What do you say?
Jay:
That I´d probably tear that costume to pices, if I tried it.
Maya:
Most likely. Can you get a police officer´s uniform for next time?
Jay:
I think, they had one.
Maya:
Maybe we could be a monk and a nun sometime.
Jay:
You are kinky!
They kiss.
Jay:
We´ll probably go to hell for it, though.
Maya:
Let´s be honest. That´s where we´re both heading anyway, if the Christians are right!
Jay:
As long as I´m with you, I´ll be more than satisfied.
She rests her head on his chest and looks satisfied.
18. Int. Chrissy´s Room. Evening.
Chrissy and Sally are talking.
Chrissy:
Did you do it?
Sally:
No, we just talked about it and kissed. How about you?
Chrissy holds up one finger.
Sally:
First! I thought ...
Chrissy raises another finger. Sally looks a little more impressed.
Sally:
At least, you got a little further this time.
Chrissy smiles at her, as she raises a third finger.
Chrissy:
Third!
Sally:
Go, Chrissy! Was it scary?
Chrissy:
It was at first, but it got nice, once I started to relax. I´m still too much of a kid, to do the real thing. This will tidy both of us over, until I get there someday.
She smiles widely.
CLOSING CREDITS (WITH SPECIAL MUSIC, THE SONG "I WANT TO FINGER BANG, BANG YOU EVERY NIGHT" BY THE AMAZING BOY BAND BAND "FINGERBANG" FROM THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE "SOMETHING, YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR FINGER").
