[The scene opens with a shot of the Peach Creek message board. It reads "Happy Valentine's Day! Go Cobblers! A bus pulls up to the school. We then get to see inside a classroom. One blackboard reads "Ed, Edd, n Eddy in" and the next one reads "Hanky Panky Hullabaloo." The second blackboard has hearts drawn all over it. We then move into the hall. A heart hung on the wall reads "Written by Jono Howard, Mike Kubat, Danny Antonucci." The announcement board reads "Storyboard by Big Jim Miller, Scott Diggs Underwood, Leah Waldron." We then move to an office door, which reads "Directed by Mr. D. Antonucci."]

[Three spitballs hit the office door. The Kankers are lounging in the hall. Lee is firing spitballs, Marie is filing her nails, and May is drawing.]

Marie: "Hey Lee, check out Miss Vincent van Stinko." [Mockingly.]

Lee: "What's this?" [She snatches the card.] "Aw, it's a Valentine card."

May: "It's for my boyfriend!" [She jumps on Lee.]

Marie: "It's for big Ed, Lee."

May: "Give it back!" [She grabs it back from Marie.] "Ed's the bestest boyfriend ever!"

[May holds her head high as she walks away.]

Marie: "Now I know who got Mom's genes."

Lee: "Hormones." [She chuckles.]

[As May walks down the hall, she sings. She turns a corner, and two fairy-like cupids fly up. They look like Sarah and Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "When nature stirs on Valentine's Day, and face the children with their splendor–"

Sarah: "–Suddenly their minds will stray to thoughts of love and words so tender!"

[The cupids giggle and fly away. Eddy skids around a corner.]

Eddy: [enthusiastic] "Let's learn! Last one to class is a–" [He catches himself.] "What am I saying?"

Edd: "Isn't Valentine's Day wonderful?" [Ed brings up the rear.] "As I'm sure you're aware, it can be quite unnerving to express one's come hither feelings of amore. Yet this holiday conquers the upchuck of apprehension and allows one that opportunity to let that special someone know you care." [Ed grabs him.]

Ed: "Yucky, squishy, MUSHY GIRLS, DOUBLE D!" [whispering] "The fish have chips, my fine friend."

[Ed rushes to his locker and spins the combination. A pile of congealed junk falls out.]

Eddy: [laughing] "Your locker stinks like–"

Ed: "An onion." [He holds it up and then takes a huge bite.] "Girls do not like stinky breath. Camouflage." [He rises, a bag over his head.] "So girls cannot see you. And a spider." [He holds up a shoe box with air holes in it.] "Girls hate them. Sarah said so." [A blue spider crawls up his body and Ed chuckles.] "Tickly."

[Ed realizes he has a spider on him.]

Ed: "SPIDER! Get it off! Get it off! AAAAAHHH!"

[Ed rushes to the water fountain and splashes water on his shirt, trying to drown it.]

Edd: "Oh for goodness sake. You're frightening the poor thing!" [He coaxes the spider into his palm.] "All better." [He lets it crawl out a window.]

Eddy: "Eeh, you babies got it light. Yep, Valentine's Day is just the same old grind for that chick magnet."

[Eddy opens his locker. A "Kiss the Hunk" stand appears, complete with annoying music.]

Eddy: "25 cents a smooch, ladies! Line forms to my left."

[No girls appear. Edd looks down the hall. Eddy's smile drops from his face.]

Eddy: "They must be freshening up in the can."

Edd: [sarcastic] "In the can, right-o. While we're waiting, I got a little something here for you." [He hands Ed a card.] "Happy Valentine's Day, Ed!"

Ed: "Nap time already?"

Edd: "Eddy?" [The card features a picture of Nicola Tesla.]

Eddy: "You electrify me? Who the heck's this guy?"

Edd: "Nicola Tesla, Eddy. It's part of my 'Great Minds of Science' Valentine's Day card series."

Ed: "It has a mind, Eddy!"

Eddy: [after a beat] "Ain't you supposed to give these things to girls?"

[Suddenly another card falls to the ground. Eddy picks it up.]

Eddy: "Well what do we have here?"

Edd: [recognizing the card] "Eddy give that back! Please!"

Eddy: "Aw a little poemy woemy for Naty waty?"

Edd: "Eddy please!"

Eddy: "Oh Nat!"

[Edd covers Eddy's mouth and takes the card back. Eddy laughs]

Eddy: "So Romeo when you gonna give it to her?"

Edd: "Oh well I-"

Eddy: "I knew it! You're a big fat chicken!"

Edd: "I'm not a chicken!"

Eddy: "Chicken!" [makes chicken noises]

Edd: "Stop it!"

[Nat suddenly approaches]

Nat: "Hey guys!"

[Edd and Eddy stop]

Edd: "N-Nat h-how are you?"

Nat: "I'm doing fine how are you?"

Edd: "I-I'm alright."

[Edd blushes and sweats while Eddy just smirks. The cupids float above them]

Sarah: "It seems the Ed boy is having trouble expressing his affections for the Nat girl."

Jimmy: "Perhaps we can arrange that."

Eddy: [His bell rings.] "A customer!"

[The Eds turn to the customer and scream.]

May: "Happy Valentine's, Ed!"

[Ed pulls the bag over his head, but Eddy rips it off and uses it himself. Ed takes it back from Eddy.]

May: "You're the hairiest sweetest biggest chunk of man in the land! Will you be mine?"

Ed: [after a few seconds] "AAH YUCKY MUSHY GIRLS!" [He runs down the hall from May but runs into the wall, causing him to turn around and stampede the other way like an elephant.] "WOE! HURT! PAIN! RUN! PAIN!" [tramples over May]

[Eddy laughs. Suddenly, his bell rings.]

Eddy: "A customer!" [He puckers his lips and turns. Kevin is there.] "In your dreams, pal!"

Kevin: "Get this hunk of junk out of the hallway and get to class!"

Eddy: "Don't let your brains go to your head, Mr. Hall Monitor."

Kevin: "Oh." [He writes on his clipboard.] "You just got yourself a detention. Pal."

[Eddy grumbles and folds the stand into his locker.]

Edd: "Oh come now, Kevin. Why taint the emotional sincerity of Valentine's Day with a detention slip?"

Kevin: [handing him another slip] "That's for sticking up for Dorky."

Edd: "But I've never had a detention!"

Kevin: [kicking Eddy] "Move it, slouch!"

[Kevin laughs. Edd looks at his detention slip. Nat grabs her books in her locker but as she does so a tiny arrow hits her. She turns and stares at Edd with wide eyes.]

Edd: "Well I shall see you in class Nat."

[Nat just stares at Edd as he walks away. She then smiles and starts to float.]

Nat: "Wait for me my Apple Dumpling." [She floats away. The cupids float down.]

Sarah: "And so the spring of love is seated deep within the Nat girl!"

Jimmy: "Still another half is needed for its blossom to unfurl!"

[The fairies fly away giggling, past a hall where Rolf is drinking from a water fountain. Rolf abruptly stops.]

Rolf: "Rolf smells the inky scent of mountain sprites, come to make mischief among us!"

[Lee, Marie and May are examining an anatomy textbook and giggling.]

Lee: "Hubba hubba!"

Marie: "Ooh la la!"

May: "What a hunk!"

[Lee turns the page. We look around the lab and see Edd working with chemicals. Ed walks by, wearing the classroom's skeleton.]

Ed: "Boy, am I parched!"

Eddy: [snickering] "Man, are you gonna get in trouble!"

Edd: [Annoyed.] "Some of us are here to learn, thank you!"

[A lovestruck Nat floats up next to Edd.]

Nat: "Hi Double D!"

Edd: "O-Oh Nat forgive me for I did not see you! Nat?"

[An awkward silence ensues. Edd looks down and sees that Nat is literally floating, not touching the ground at all. He sits up, nervous.]

Edd: "Well, with all due respect Nat I really should get back to work. This assignment is worth 40 percent of our term."

Nat: "Can I be your partner?"

[Edd's eyes bulge. Suddenly, something in the back of the room explodes.]

Ed: "Pink belly!"

Eddy: "Oh, way to go, numbskull! You ruined my shirt!"

Nat: "Ed! Don't you know never to mix ferric oxide with an aqueous suspension?"

Edd: [astounded] "Nat? I've never seen that side of you."

Nat: "We can talk more in the janitors closet if you want."

Edd: [backing away] "Well, perhaps it's a conversation best had in a very busy public area, yes?"

[A tiny arrow spears his bum, and Edd falls in love with Nat.]

Jimmy: "Now that Double D's been stricken with the course of Cupid's will–"

Sarah: "–ever shall a note be written. The plot gets thicker still!"

[The cupids fly off. Jimmy carries Edd one way, and Sarah carries Nat another.]

[Sarah carries May past a hallway full of lockers. The hair on Rolf's head stands up.]

Rolf: "Again? These mountain imps taunt Rolf no more!"

Kevin: "You're whacked, dude."

[Jimmy sends Edd down another hall. Edd comes to his locker and finds a note. He unfolds it.]

Edd: "To my Apple Dumpling: won't you be my valentine? Love, Nat."

Eddy: [laughing] "Hey Ed where's May?"

Ed: "Yuck! Mushy!" [He dives towards the hallway floor and buries his head into it like an ostrich. Eddy changes his voice and imitates May's buck teeth by putting a book over his.]

Eddy: "Oh Ed! It's me, May Kanker! Won't you be my valentine?"

Ed: [His head is shown in the boiler room.] "That's not funny, Eddy."

Eddy: "Aah, what're ya scared of? [spits the book out] Girls don't bite, stupid." [He shoots the crumpled page at a wastebasket.] "They'll just slowly nag you to death."

[The shot goes in and the bell goes off. Ed and Eddy are about to go to class when they stop. Edd is searching the rummage for his valentine.]

Eddy: "Look at him! Not only is he the teacher's pet, but now he's kissing up to the janitor! Hey! We're gonna be late for class, Double D." [Edd continues to search. Eddy slaps Ed.] "Ed! Fetch!"

[Eddy runs into the gym. Ed follows, dragging Edd. The doors slam around Edd's midsection as he looks longingly at the valentine.]

Edd: "Sweet Butterfly. Till whence we meet again."

[Edd tucks the card into his hat as he gets pulled through the doors.]

[Kevin is supervising the gym class, clipboard in hand.]

Jonny: "Gym assistant, sir? Watch me!" [Jonny does push-ups under Kevin's gaze.] "Look sharp, Plank, he's marking us."

Eddy: [seeing Kevin] "What, you again?"

Kevin: "The things I do for extra credits."

Ed: "Here! Present! Chip! On head! Yo! Ready when you are! Can I be excused?"

Kevin: "No. Today you're gonna be climbing rope."

Jonny: "Right on!"

[Jonny easily scales the rope like a monkey and rings the bell at the top. At the other end of the gym, Nazz exits the girls' locker room.]

Nazz: "Alright girls, let's sweat! Today's class is gonna be like so much fun!"

[The Kankers and Nat exit the locker room. When Nat sees Edd she just stares and smiles]

Nazz: "Are you ok Nat?"

[At the mention of his love's name, Edd spins around.]

Nazz: "Okay, that's not cool."

[Marie, May and Lee are fencing with three badminton rackets. Nat forms a heart with her hands and uses this to frame Edd. Edd blows her kisses.]

Kevin: "Hey, no-neck, your go." [The rope smacks Eddy in the eye.]

Eddy: "I ain't climbing no stupid rope!"

Kevin: "Oh, you're climbing it, or I'm telling the teacher."

Eddy: "Fink."

[Eddy walks to the rope and begins to scale it. He manages to make it to the top, but when he reaches for the bell, he slides down the rope. He hits the mat.]

Ed: "My turn!"

Eddy: [examining his singed hands] "ROPE BURN!"

Kevin: "Double Dweeb!"

Ed: [to the lovestruck Edd] "Wakey wakey!"

Kevin: "You're up!"

[Edd skips in circles around Kevin and then skips to the rope. He uses an eggbeater to scale it and ring the bell.]

Nat: [dreamily] "I wanna wear his beanie."

Lee: "What the heck's she talking about?"

Marie: "Look at her face, it makes me sick."

[Nazz blows her whistle.]

Nazz: "A little less talk and a little more badminton, please?"

[Nazz tosses the shuttlecock into the air and Marie swings her racket, knocking the birdie into Nazz's mouth.]

Kevin: "So who's next?"

Jonny: "It's Plank's turn!"

Kevin: "Zip it, cactus head!"

Ed: "Look at me!" [Ed is holding on to the rope as he perches on a basketball hoop.] "I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree." [He swings down.] "Meow."

Eddy: "Go, Lumpy, go!"

[Ed hits the other hoop and swings backwards.]

Eddy: "He shoots!" [Eddy puts Edd on the map. Ed snatches him and dunks Edd at the peak of his swing.] "He scores!"

[Edd lies on the ground, hurt.]

Nat: "Apple Dumpling!"

Ed: "Yahoo!" [He lands on Kevin.]

Kevin: "You just got yourself a detention."

[Ed grins. The bell rings and he and Eddy run into the locker room, laughing.]

Jonny: "How do I know what they're laughing about, Plank?"

[On the gym floor, Nat cradles the injured Edd.]

Nat: "Speak to me, Apple Dumpling! Are you hurt?"

Edd: "Your gaze alone would heal any wound."

Nat: "You're so adorable, I could just hold you tight!"

Edd: "Fear not, Sweet Butterfly, for I am all yours!"

Nazz: [to Kevin] "Dude. Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" [She points to the lovebirds.]

Kevin: "Man, that's sick."

[The fairies fly over the gym.]

Jimmy: "Now the dance of love is started, and the secret is about to unfurl."

Sarah: "Never shall the pair be parted by another boy or girl!"

[The fairies laugh. On the floor, Lee watches, and pushes the locker room door open.]

Lee: "Yo Marie, looks like that man of yours is flirting with Nat."

[Marie looks out to see the two canoodling on the mat.]

[Marie is now in art class. She is painting. What she is drawing is a picture of her pushing Nat off a cliff. Lee works on a piece of macaroni art, while May draws images of love on a card. Nat draws a picture of Edd surrounded by multiple hearts. Ed, meanwhile, is carving a block of wood, much to Eddy's enjoyment.]

Eddy: "C'mon Ed, c'mon! Before the teacher sees ya!"

Ed: "All done, Eddy. You owe me a buck." [He holds up a carving of an Eddy dollar.]

Eddy: "No problem, da Vinci! Give me a second, I'll go print you one! C'mon, stupid!"

[Ed puts up fakes of him and Eddy in their seats and follows Eddy to a printing press in the back of the room. Eddy pulls a portable chalkboard in front of them to disguise their counterfeiting.]

Eddy: "We'll print up a hundred bucks even before class is done!"

Ed: [pouring ink directly onto the paper] "Here's the ink, Eddy!"

Eddy: "How's this thing work?" [hissing to Edd] "Psst! Double D!"

[Edd sighs and continues to stare at Nat. Suddenly, ink splatters onto Eddy.]

Ed: "Heads up, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Ed!"

[Jonny taps Edd.]

Jonny: "I'm a little squirrel, and this nut's for you!" [He holds up a folded note addressed to an "Apple Dumpling."]

Edd: [finding a candy heart inside] "A sweet! From my sweet!" [reading the heart] "Be mine."

[Jonny the squirrel runs across the room and delivers the note back to Nat. Nat's eyes bug with joy when she reads it. Jonny is sent back to Edd with a new inscription. Edd writes in the note, and the squirrel rushes back to Nat. This circle is repeated many more times, to the welling anger of Marie. Eventually she snaps and attacks Jonny. She wrestles the squirrel to the floor.]

Marie: "Lemme see that!"

Jonny: "No, I can't, it's against squirrel policy!"

Marie: "Gimme it!"

Jonny: "Nuts to you!" [He cheerfully gobbles down the note.]

Marie: "You're such a weirdo!"

[The floor in the back of the room is beginning to be covered with ink. Eddy is pitch black with the stuff.]

Eddy: "What are you doing!"

Ed: [in the printing press] "Splish splash, I'm taking a bath, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Double D! Do something! Stop this crazy thing!"

[A wave of ink erupts and bursts through the chalkboard. It washes Edd towards Nat.]

Nat: "Apple Dumpling!" [She joins hands with Edd, unmoved by the wave. The wave splashes the Kankers against the wall.]

Edd: "Sweet Butterfly!" [The wave subsides, and they continue to hold hands as they leave the room.]

Eddy: "Apple Dumpling?"

Lee: "Sweet Butterfly?"

Edd: [opening the door] "I've got some stain removal we can share. Care to partake?"

Nat: "You can!"

[The lovebirds leave.]

Jonny: [humming at the lunch counter] "Bum ba-dum bum bum..." [notices the tray of jelly hearts] "Aw look, Plank, jelly hearts for Valentine's Day!" [He pokes a heart.] "Whee!"

Plank:

Jonny: [heading to a table] "Holy cow, relax, buddy! Of course I washed my hands."

Plank:

Jonny: "Where'd you think they've been?"

[Rolf sits down across from Nazz and Kevin. He plunks down a huge, squid-filled sandwich.]

Nazz: "Happy Valentine's day, Rolf."

Rolf: "Poppycock!" [A tentacle wriggles, and he smashes the sandwich with a mallet.]

Kevin: "Uh, so hey, Nazz, I, uh, like, you know–" [He pulls out a sheet of paper.] "Happy Valentine's Day?"

Nazz: "Awesome, thanks Kev.":[Kevin blushes.] "I got you a card too."

Kevin: [accepting it] "Sweet."

Nazz: "Rad."

Kevin: "Slick." [Rolf begins to grind his teeth.]

Nazz: "Super cool."

Kevin: "Choice-a-riffic."

Rolf: "ARE YOU ALL SO LOST TO THESE GRETCHENS OF AFFECTION?" [quieter] "Ed-boy and the Nat-girl have been smitten! Beware, lest you be next. Take these, the Lemons of Acceptitude." [He holds them out.] "Soil its nectar into your eyes in order to see what cannot be seen."

[Rolf leaves, and Kevin and Nazz look at each other quizzically.]

Kevin: "...right." [They drop their lemons and begin their lunch.]

[Eddy opens the door, and he and Ed enter. On the other side of the cafeteria, Marie opens the door and Lee follows her in. They meet in the center of the cafeteria.]

Marie: "Where's Nat?!"

Eddy: "We don't know!"

Marie: [shaking Eddy] "You've got three seconds to tell us where she's at. One...Two..."

Eddy: "Hey, isn't that an abandoned car axle?"

Marie: [turning around] "Where?" [Eddy throws a sandwich at her.]

May: "Nice shot."

Eddy: "Tell your stupid sister to stay away from our friend!"

Lee: "Tell your stupid friend to stay away from my sister's man!" [She throws two hot dogs at Eddy. They stick into his eyes.]

Marie: "Oh look Lee, wiener eyes!"

[They laugh. Ed holds up his stinky, sock-clad foot.]

Ed: "Stand back, matrons of makeout!" [whispering] "Girls hate toenails, Eddy."

[An orange hits the back of Ed's head. The Kankers use a table as a barricade as they fire away.]

Jonny: "Food fight!"

[Ed grabs the table that Rolf, Kevin, and Nazz and sets it in front of him and Eddy before they return fire.]

Eddy: "Get em, Ed! Whoa!" [Ed comes up and prepares to throw, but gets hit by Swiss cheese, the holes reflect on his face.]

[The food flies everywhere. Rolf, hunting for cover, runs to a trashcan and dives in.]

Ed: "Every man for himself!"

[The Eds and the Kankers ram their tables together. Lee slams her hand through and grabs Eddy. Marie and May reach over and tries to grab Ed, pulling his head up, but he throws them to the ground by bowing forward. Eddy pulls Lee's leg to his mouth and bites it, her eye shows from the pain.]

Kevin: [enjoying the fight] "Hit him again!" [The cafeteria doors creak open as the fight moves into hand-to-hand combat.]

Edd: [sweetly] "Greetings, everyone!"

[The fighting stops. Edd and Nat are clutching each other tenderly.]

Nat: "Our Valentine's has come true. Has yours?"

[Two pairs of hands wrench them apart.]

Eddy: "Get a grip, Romeo! Marie's gonna pounce you!"

Marie: "He's mine!"

Nat: [straining against Marie] "Apple Dumpling!"

Edd: [reaching for her] "Sweet Butterfly!"

Nat: "LET ME GO!"

[Nat breaks free of her captor and begins to run for Edd, but Lee leaps on her.]

Lee: "That's my sisters man!"

Nat: [straining against Lee] "No I won't let you keep us apart!"

Edd: [dragging Eddy forward] "I need to be by her side!"

Ed: "No Double D!" [He leaps on his friend, stopping him.]

[Nat and Edd manage to get free. They run to each other and embrace.]

Edd: "Your safe in my arms."

Nat: "Never let me go."

Jimmy: "How could this have happened? Chaos reigned instead of love."

Sarah: "We must stop this chain of madness! Fire at will from above!"

[The cupids load their bows with many arrows and let them fly randomly. Inside his trashcan, Rolf hears the arrows fly. Cautiously, he looks out to see Lee holding hands with Kevin.]

Lee: "Happy Valentine's, dreamboat."

Kevin: "You're so righteous, babe."

[Jonny and Nazz stare at each other dreamily.]

Jonny: "For you, foxy mama!" [He holds out a bouquet.]

Nazz: "What a hunk!" [She takes the flowers and hugs Jonny. Ed dances with May.]

Ed: "May I have this dance?"

May: "You may!"

[Eddy stares at Plank, love in his eyes.]

Eddy: "Where have you been all my life?"

Plank:

Rolf: "Fools!" [He throws the trash can off.]

[Rolf reaches into his pockets and digs out two lemons. He squeezes them, and the juice shoots into his eyes. Rolf's eyes pop and swell, but he is now able to see the fairies dancing up above.]

Rolf: "Peekaboo, Rolf sees you!" [Vengeance is in his voice as he looks at them.]

[Rolf goes to the janitor's closet and picks up the janitor's bucket and mop.]

[Rolf returns to the lunchroom. He pushes the bucket in and whirls the mop like a bo stick before addressing the fairies.]

Rolf: "Begone, cursed underlings of Valhalla!"

Jimmy: "Oops. We missed one, Cupid Sarah."

Rolf: "Rolf awaits your response!"

[A hail of arrows rains down on Rolf. Rolf uses the mop to protect himself.]

Rolf: [after the rain stops] "You tickle Rolf's radish." [swiping at them with the mop] "Take this! And this!"

Sarah: [leading Jimmy to a high-up corner] "Quick! Up here! Far from his swings!"

Jimmy: "Safe and sound at last!" [The mop plasters them against the wall.] "Ow! That stings!"

[Rolf takes the destroyed cupids to an open window and drops them outside.]

[The lunchroom is still full of loving couples.]

Marie: [to Rolf] "Come here often, big boy?" [Sludgy water hits her in the face.] "What happened?"

Rolf: "Weaklings. Rise and shine!" [He splatters Eddy.]

Eddy: "Who what where?" [He drops Plank.]

[Nazz and Jonny are eating spaghetti when they get hit.]

[Kevin is rowing a gondola for Lee when the water splatters them.]

May: "I knew you'd come around Lambchop!"

Ed: "Me, and you, and a dog named Boo."

[A shower of sludge comes down on the pairing. Ed looks at May, he runs away and she chases him.]

Rolf: [seeing Nat and Edd] "You make Rolf sick."

[As Rolf attempts to splash water on Edd and Nat, Edd pulls Nat to safety causing her to press her lips onto his. As they kiss, they both perform foot pops. When they break apart they revert back to normal.]

Edd: "Nat?"

Nat: "Double D?"

Edd and Nat: "What happened?"

[They both look at everyone then each other and just shrug and goes to Ed and Eddy.]

Rolf: "The harsh realities of your miserable lives have been restored! Thank you."

[A bell rings, and the kids head off to their various classes.]

Jonny: "Rolf's weird, huh Plank?"

[The Eds are in a hallway cleaning up the debris of Valentine's Day.]

Edd: "I cannot believe this. Me! A detention to mar an otherwise impeccable school record! What will Mother and Father think?"

Eddy: "Quit your blubbering. Me and Ed get at least two a week."

Ed: "That's why I exfoliate."

Eddy: "Besides, I'd be thinking about my reputation there, Casanova." [Edd blushes.]

Nat: "Double D!"

[Nat rushes down the hallway]

Edd: "Nat what brings you here?"

Nat: "Did you write this?"

[Nat shows Edd the card that Eddy found earlier. Edd blushes and sweats while Eddy just smirks.]

Edd: "O-Oh well yes I did b-but if you hate it I could take it ba-"

Nat: "It's beautiful!"

[Edd just stands there shocked]

Nat: "This poem you wrote me is the most heartfelt thing I've ever gotten."

Edd: "W-Well I'm glad you like it."

Nat: "Like it? I love it! Thank you so much!"

[Nat embraces Edd with all the love in the world. Edd just stands there completely lovestruck.]

Eddy: "Alright break it up! We've still got work to do!"

[Nat lets go of Edd and she smiles at him one more time before walking away. Edd continues to stand lovestruck.]

Ed: "Yeah! Double D and Nat, sitting in a tree!"

Ed and Eddy: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Edd: [snapping out of it] "Oh, the tangled web Valentine's Day does weave."

Eddy: "Suck it up, Double D. Heck, Ed fell in love with May!" [Ed holds up another onion.]

Ed: "Love is like an onion, Double D. The more you peel away its layers, the more it stinks."

Edd: "I have no complaints here gentlemen, for I got to spend the day with my special someone."

[Ed takes a big bite of his onion.]

Eddy: "Man, I hate it when he does that."

Ed: "Watch me." [exhaling stinky breath at Eddy] "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EDDY!"

[The card that Nat gave him earlier slips out of Edd's hat.]

Ed: "Eddy?"

[Edd examines the card. He smiles dreamily.]

Ed: [worried] "Oh Eddy? Speak to me Eddy!"

[Edd kisses the card and gently tucks the card back into his hat.]

Ed: "It's only supposed to work on girls! Eddy! Do something, Double D!"

Edd: "Perhaps a little first aid, Ed?"

Ed: "Oh, I got it. Mouth to mouth for Eddy!"

[Before Ed begins, Eddy starts to awaken. Ed pinches Eddy's nose and opens Eddy's jaws.]

Eddy: [scared] "Ed?"

Edd: "Inhale, Ed."

[Ed inhales deeply and descends upon Eddy.]

Edd: "And blow."

[Ed exhales the full stink of his oniony breath into Eddy's mouth and lungs.]

Eddy: "LUMPY GERMS!" [gags]

[Nat enters her room with Edd's card still in her hands. She holds the card close to her then goes to her bed. She lifts her pillow and pulls something out. It is revealed to be the picture she drew of Edd earlier. She attatches the card next to the picture.]

Nat: "Double D, you are my special someone."

[She looks at the picture with a smile one more time before kissing it and putting it back under her pillow.]

Hi it's me the author just out of curiosity do you ship Nat with anyone? If you do or don't please let me know and tell me why (If you want to)

Thats all for now!