A long-shot view of the cul-de-sac is seen. It looks peaceful and quiet. The title flashes on the screen:
Ed Edd n Eddy's BIG PICTURE SHOW
A backyard is shown. There is a kiddie pool set up with a toy boat gently rocking in it. Behind the pool is a clothesline, strung with clothes.
Writers:
Jono Howard
Mike Kubat
Rachel Connor
Stacy Warnick
Danny Antonucci
A sprinkler is watering Kevin's lawn. Kevin's bike is leaned against the garage. A close-up is shown of the sprinkler moving back and forth before looking at another house across the street.
Storyboard:
Scott Underwood
Steve Garcia
Raven Molisee
Joel Dickie
Big Jim Miller
Rolf's tractor is sitting abandoned in a field of weeds. Rolf seems to have been mowing the lawn before suddenly stopping for some unknown reason. The wind blows, and some dandelion seeds come loose and float to another lawn, where a checkers game seems to have been in progress. A half-finished bottle of soda and a can of wood varnish occupy each end of the board.
Composer:
Patric Caird
An abandoned basketball is seen next to a game of hopscotch. Strangely, the number on the end is 62, and the square is incomplete. Following said trail, we find some broken chalk, two abandoned shoes, a skateboard with the wheels still rolling, and a dropped ice-cream cone on which ants are crawling.
Lightning flashes, and we see the lane, utterly destroyed. A silhouette of Nazz can be seen splattered against one fence along with various debris, including a bag of cement, spilled black paint, an oven mitt, a toaster, and a cinder block with a balloon tied to it. The camera moves back to the ants, crawling on the ice cream, before the lightning crashes again and we see more of the lane, replete with footprints, downed trees, and boxes. Among the destroyed items are a record and a bowling ball. We then see the ants again before getting a long shot of the destroyed area. In addition to the lane, a house has suffered remarkable damage, and there is even an ice cream truck in its backyard. Not only this, but a water main has broken, flooding an area near the woods, and there is strangely enough a broken canoe by another house.
Directed by
Danny Antonucci
[Ed bursts into his room, knocking the door off its hinges and into the back wall. He spots it and tries to run through it but instead runs into the bricks that make up his basement. Stumbling backwards, he spots his shoe and rips it off before trying to get his sock off with his teeth. As he works to get it loose, he hops around his room, destroying it. Finally getting his sock off, Ed grabs two comics and Baron O' Beefdip.]
Ed: "Trouble! Bad!" [He grabs a stack of random junk.] "Pain!"
[Ed puts some bread in a toaster and sets it to go off before grabbing a bag and stuffing it full. Spotting his chair, Ed shakes the assorted items and the stuffing out of it into the bag and shoves the chair into the bag. He then rushes into the bathroom and tears down the drywall to reveal his sponge collection. The toast pops up, and Ed quickly grabs the hot bread, butters it, and tosses it into his bag. He pulls the bag out of the wall and grabs his sponges before running off.]
[Sarah cuts a hole in a cardboard box and looks through it.]
Sarah: "Okay, Jimmy. Ready?" [She turns the camera to Jimmy, who is dressed like a pirate.] "Aaaand...action!"
Jimmy: "Okay. Arr! Avast thee, barnacle-ridden bully! For I, the great pirate, Keelhaul Crewstain, will swash your buckle, and yardarm your sealeg!" [Sarah, the cameraman and director, looks up unhappily.]
Sarah: "Cut, cut, cut cut!" [through a megaphone] "What the heck was that? C'mon, say it like you mean it! You're a bloodthirsty scourge of the seven seas, silly!" [Jimmy thinks, trying to find his inner pirate.]
Jimmy: "I found it, Sarah!"
Sarah: "Aaaand...action!"
[A huge explosion rocks the set. Ed has just burst out of the house. Spotting Sarah and Jimmy, he jumps up and grabs his sponges.]
Ed: "Save yourselves!" [He hugs the sponges.] "Be free, dear friends!" [Ed casts the sponges skyward, grabs his bag, and runs off.] "Trouble! Bad! Pain!"
[Sarah and Jimmy look at each other, confused by Ed's behavior.]
[Edd is in his room, whimpering. A bunch of clothes are on his bed, next to an empty suitcase. He is trying to write a goodbye note.]
Edd: "Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long–far–oh dear." [He picks up the note, folds it, and puts it in the trash along with many other failed attempts before starting again.] "Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sh-shame..." [Edd puts down his pen and begins to cry. Pulling himself together] "That I regretfully con-fess...to..." [a few tears leak out] "I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, immoral, thoughtless, hurtful–" [Edd's writing goes jagged, and he stops and wails.] "OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[Edd gives in to his tears. Suddenly, his door bursts open. Edd looks behind him and sees a worried Ed.]
Ed: "Dah-houble D!"
[Nat is in her room. Her butterfly house and her bare essentials are in a bag on her bed. She is trying to fix her sweater, which has a bunch of holes on it.]
Nat: "C'mon C'mon!"
[Nat unfortunately makes the holes bigger.]
Nat: "I hate only having one sweater!"
[Nat puts her head down. Suddenly her door bursts open. She jumps and looks to see a crying Ed and Edd.]
Ed and Edd: "Naaaat!"
[Eddy is shoving things into his suitcase. He finishes and tries to slam the overstuffed case shut. When he finally does so, he tries to lift it, but finds it too heavy. Suddenly, it bursts open, scattering its contents all over the room. Eddy lies there. He gets up just as a banging comes at the door. Eddy leaps up, terrified. He grabs the vacuum cleaner and affects a falsetto.]
Eddy: [imitating his mother] "Um, my little Eddy's not home right now!"
[The door flies open.]
Eddy: "DON'T HURT ME!" [He dives behind the vacuum cleaner.]
Ed: [running in] "Trouble! Bad!"
[Ed trips over the vacuum and lands on Eddy.]
Eddy: "It wasn't my fault, I swear!" [He realizes who it is.] "Ed, you idiot!" [packing again] "I thought it was those sore losers!"
Ed: [panicking] "What do we do, Eddy? What do we do?"
Eddy: "What happened to Sockhead and Turtleneck?"
[Ed reaches into his bag and pulls out Edd and Nat.]
Eddy: "Here, hold this!" [He hands the suitcase to Edd.]
Nat: "This is bad Eddy!"
Edd: "We're fugitives, Eddy! Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? All because of our misguided chicanery!"
[The Eds and Nat see a shadow pass by the blinds.]
Eddy: "Too late! Quick, my brother's room!"
[The Eds and Nat rush out of Eddy's room and head down the hall. They come to the front door and skid to a halt; something outside is hammering on it, trying to get in. Eddy quickly directs them upstairs. The door bursts open behind them, but the Eds and Nat continue running. They find the room, and Eddy begins to open the door.]
[The door creaks open, and Eddy peeks in. He looks around. Seeing nobody, he enters.]
Edd: [following him in] "Eddy, do you think this is wise?"
Eddy: "They'll never find us in here!" [He rummages through the closet.] "Ah-ha!" [He tapes the wallpaper to the door.] "Ssh!" [Eddy closes the door.]
[The lights click on in the room. Eddy proceeds to do all the locks. The Eds and Nat huddle together in the center of the room, waiting for the coming storm and hoping it will pass them by.]
Eddy: [whispering] "This is all your fault, Sockhead!"
Nat: "How is this his fault?!"
Edd: [whispering, shocked] "Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when yet another of your amazing scams goes awry!"
Eddy: [whispering] "Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me! You shoulda known it would go bad!"
Ed: "Boy, did it go bad."
[They stop talking. There's a creaking and some noises outside. Eddy looks up and spots a congratulatory glass on top of the fridge. He pushes Edd to the door, and a piece of toast falls off Edd's back. Eddy then hands Edd the glass and gestures for him to use it to listen. Edd puts the glass to the door and his ear to the glass while Eddy stashes himself in Ed's pocket. All three Eds are sweating and Nat shivers as they listen for any noise. Suddenly, a crunch comes, and Edd's eyes turn inwards. Eddy looks up and sees Ed eating the toast. Edd, now standing in a puddle of his own sweat, drops the glass. The door starts to buckle as something pounds on it.]
Ed: "We are not long for this world!"
[Ed darts around the room, trying to find shelter.]
Edd: "The window!"
[Edd rushes over and parts the curtains only to find that it's been bricked up.]
Nat: "Oh yeah."
Eddy: "What's with my brother and these stupid bricks?!"
[Edd and Eddy stumble backwards and trip over the rug. It rolls up, revealing a vent.]
Nat: "Eddy, look!"
Edd: "This heat vent will lead to an escape!"
Ed: [on the camel] "Over here, guys and girl! My lumpy mutated horsie will save us!"
[The wooden bar breaks, and a foot kicks through the doorknob.]
Nat: "Eddy!"
Edd: "The door won't hold for much longer!"
Eddy: [panicked] "Don't just stand there! Do something!"
[Edd grabs onto Eddy and Nat and pulls, trying to work the grate loose. He looks over to Ed, who is trying to get the camel to run.]
Ed: "Giddy-up, horsie! Do not let your mutated lump slow you down!"
[Ed falls off the camel and slams into the wall. He hits what looks like a fire alarm and slides down. Edd, Nat and Eddy, meanwhile, finally get the vent cover loose, and Eddy leaps in only to find that his brother bricked up the vents as well.]
Eddy: "More bricks Double D and Nat!"
Ed: "Ooh ooh oh! This-a-way, guys and girl!" [He shows them the alarm.] "Look!"
Nat: [reading] "In case of movie break glass?"
Eddy: "Bingo!" [He grabs the provided hammer and breaks the case.] "My bro's always prepared!" [He reaches inside and pulls out a peanut.] "A peanut?"
Ed: "Cheap movie."
[An arm reaches through the space where the doorknob used to be. It feels the chains before reaching down and lifting one of the bolts. The door creaks open a little more, and we see the kids, straining to get into the room.]
Kevin: "Lemme through! End of the line, dorks!" [Ed grabs the peanut with his teeth.]
Eddy: "It was just a scam, Double D and Nat! How did it go so wrong?"
Nat: "I don't know Eddy!"
Edd: [scared] "Eddy, the laws of probability can be a real mean–"
Ed: [garbled] "Just my mouth!"
[Ed bites down on the nut, and the shell cracks, revealing a key.]
Edd: "Eddy!
Nat: "A key!"
[The kids strain at the door.]
Eddy: "It must be for my brother's car!"
[A piece of the door breaks loose. Eddy scrambles into the drivers seat.]
Edd: "Eddy, we're too young to drive!"
Eddy: "Get in, get in!"
[Ed and Nat dive into the backseat while Edd rides shotgun. Eddy fumbles with the key.]
Eddy: "Come on!"
[He finally puts it in the ignition. He turns it, and the engine barely coughs. Eddy tries again, and the engine coughs again.]
Edd: "It's no use, Eddy!"
Eddy: [trying again] "It ain't workin!"
Nat: "Now what?!"
[The chains break as Rolf slams his head through the door.]
Rolf: "Rolf's vengeance will be slow and painful, like Papa's charcoal anecdotes, Ed-boys!"
[Rolf crashes through the door, and Nazz, Kevin, Jonny, and Plank follow him in. Ed plunges his feet through the car's floor.]
Ed: "I am Ed! Cheese and macaroni!"
[Ed runs forward. The kids grab on to the car as it breaks through the doorway and smashes through the second floor, sailing outside. The impact with the wall shakes the kids off, and they fall on the grass outside Eddy's house.]
Nazz: "They're getting away, guys!"
[The car twists onto the road and slams into a hydrant before turning and running into a garage. It then backs up and goes through a fence. Rolf, meanwhile, lets out a piercing whistle, and his pig gallops up.]
Rolf: "Peel your onions Ed-boy!" [sinister] "And cry." [getting on Wilfred] "There is no escaping the son of a shepherd!" [He rides off in hot pursuit.]
Kevin: "Right behind you, man."
[Kevin and Nazz take off after Rolf. Sarah and Jimmy peek out from behind a house.]
Sarah: "Let's go see, Jimmy!"
[Sarah and Jimmy race to the sidewalk just in time to see the car go by, followed immediately by Kevin, on his bike; Rolf, on his pig; and Nazz, running after them.]
Sarah: [gleefully] "Yowzers! Whaddya think they did this time, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Whatever it was, it must be worser than ever!"
[The Eds and Nat trundle down the road.]
Edd: "I think I'm gonna be sick!"
Nat: "The feelings mutual!"
Eddy: "Not in my brother's car, you're not!"
[Plank, ripped and torn and almost destroyed, tumbles onto the windshield.]
Edd, Nat and Eddy: "WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Ed: "BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
[Ed swerves, scared out of his mind. The car almost hits Jonny.]
Jonny: "Let em have it buddy!"
[Rolf and Kevin ride into a field. Kevin skids his bike to a stop. The car jumps, and lands on the fences bordering the lane. Rolf chases them. He gets close, and pulls on Wilfred's ears to coax out more speed. Wilfred speeds up, and they approach the car's rear. Eddy meanwhile looks out of the window. He looks down, and his eyes bulge. The wheels are just barely staying on the top of the fence. One false move, and they will fall to their quite probable deaths.]
Edd: "So much undone! Unsaid! Mother and Father will be so annoyed!"
Ed: "Yowch!"
[Rolf has clamped down on Ed's leg with his teeth. The only thing propelling the car now is pure momentum.]
Ed: "They got me, guys and girl!" [He begins to slip out.] "I'm a goner! Save yourselves!" [Ed is so close to being dragged out.] "Don't forget about me!" [Ed falls out of the car.] "See ya."
Edd, Nat and Eddy: "Ed!"
[Edd, Nat and Eddy each grab Ed's arms and pull. They painstakingly yank Ed back into the still-moving car, although Rolf refuses to let go. Suddenly, Ed's leg slips out of Rolf's teeth, and the Eds and Nat slip back into the car. At this moment, they reach the end of the fence and fly out over a dumpster.]
Rolf: "Curse you Ed-boys!"
[Rolf slams into the dumpster. The car sails into the woods, hitting many trees along the way and snapping them. The Eds and Nat scream as they go through the woods and fly over a ravine into the junkyard. The wheels continue to carry them forward until Ed resumes his position as the motor and runs again. They pass by a mountain of trash.]
[Kevin is on top of a mountain of junk with his bike. He sees the Eds and Nat pass and snarls.]
[Nazz is skating down the lane. She finds the dumpster with Rolf's indentation and stops. Rolf is nowhere to be seen. Jonny then runs up carrying Plank. He is out-of-breath.]
[Eddy peers over the steering wheel as they rush through the junkyard. Suddenly, Kevin slams their vehicle from the left, shaking them and sending them skidding.]
Ed: "Oh, help me!"
Nat: "Oh no!"
Edd: "Oh dear, now what?!"
[Eddy looks out the window and spots Kevin. Kevin then hits them again, and the car once again skids.]
Eddy: "He's a maniac, I tell ya!"
[Kevin slams them a third time, and this time they spin in circles. The car goes off a mountain of trash and this acts like a ramp. The car leaps into the air and slips upside down. As it does this, Edd turns green, Nat grips the seat and Eddy gripped the wheel as he was thrown out the window. The car lands on two wheels and continues to drive this way. Eddy is on the right side and is forced to run with the car. The car turns left, and Kevin follows. Rolf brings up the rear, having managed to rejoin the chase.]
Rolf: "Run like well-worn stockings, Wilfred!"
[Ed releases the car door briefly and grabs at the steering wheel. He spins it rapidly, pulling Eddy inside. Ed then grabs at the door and continues to run. They reach the edge of the junkyard and crash through the fence. The Eds and Nat reach Peach Creek Estates and blast through it, on the way wrecking some of the incomplete structures. Nazz and Jonny rejoin the chase.]
Rolf: "Prepare for Rolf's water-laden bovine bladder!"
Jonny: "Plank's freaking out!"
Eddy: "Double D! You got any bright ideas?"
[Edd is puking into a paper bag.]
Eddy: "Nat?"
[Nat just stares in shock.]
Kevin: "How do you like your faces? Fried or scrambled?"
[The Eds and Nat look up with a start. Kevin is on their left. Kevin then rips the door open.]
Eddy: "Ed! The door! The door, Lumpy!"
Rolf: "Rolf will assist you with the Ed-boy flogging Kevin!" [He grabs Wilfred and they roll forward like a wheel.]
Nazz: "Go Rolf go!"
[Ed manages to shut the door, tearing it away from Kevin. Eddy locks it and begins to roll up the window.]
Edd: "Ed! Fingers!"
[Ed jerks his fingers back as the window closes. Kevin leaps onto the car, and his bike wheels off, coming to a stop against a sawhorse, perfectly parked. Rolf's wheel slams into the back of the car, and he and Wilfred fly upward. The pig lands on the roof, and Rolf lands on the hood. Nazz reaches their back and grabs onto the open trunk.]
Kevin: [groping for them] "You're going down, dudes."
[The Eds and Nat look up and spot Wilfred's tail acting like a bottle opener on the roof. Rolf lifts the pig and tears the roof on, and the faces of the Eds and Nat's enemies leer in.]
Kevin: "Time for payback!"
Jonny: "Plank wants first crack at em!"
Rolf: "Rolf will use their hides as a crutch for Nana's goiter!"
Nazz: "Like, thanks for the help up here, guys? Duh!"
Ed: "It wasn't me! Eddy did it." [He ducks into his jacket.]
Eddy: "In your dreams! It was Double D."
Nat: "Really Eddy?"
[Eddy ducks into Ed's sleeve. Edd is about to say something when he sees that they are approaching the playground.]
Edd: "Um, excuse me. I'll be right back."
[Edd leans out the window and grabs onto the merry-go-round. Centrifugal force is quick to act on the car, as the kids are pushed away from it. Wilfred is the first to fly off.]
Jonny: "Hang on buddddyyyy!"
[The roof tears off, and Rolf, Nazz, Jonny, and Plank fly away.]
Kevin: "You dorks ain't seen the last of me!"
[Kevin is torn off by the pressure, and he flies off and slams into the slide. At this point, the pressure on Edd is too great, and he lets go of the merry-go-round as well. The car flies into the air and over the wood. Kevin runs after them, carrying a metal pipe.]
Kevin: "DOOOOORRRRRKKKKKKKSSSSSS!" [He throws the pipe away.]
[As Kevin screams at the sky, the camera moves back to the park.]
Nazz: "Kevin!"
[Jonny is stuck in a hole in the road.]
Nazz: "Kevin! Where are you!"
[Jonny escapes the hole.]
Kevin: [ranting] "I can't believe it! I almost had em! We can't let this go, man. Not after what they did!"
[Sarah and Jimmy tiptoe up to watch the show.]
Nazz: "What do we do now? Wait for them to come back?" [Kevin helps her up.] "'Cause I got like a million things to do! Hair extensions, exfoliating scrubs, spray tan, fingernails glued and polished, a pustule of–"
Rolf: "Shed tears no more, fussbucket Nazz-girl. Rolf will unearth the Ed-boys and squash them like the parasite that infests Wilfred's tuchis! This is Rolf's word! Dawg?"
Nazz: "They're gonna wish they never messed with Nazz Van Bartonschmeer!"
Jonny: "I ain't goin near that one with a ten-foot pole, buddy."
Plank:
Jonny: "Say what?"
Plank:
Jonny: [whispering] "You're reading my mind, Plank! It's time to call in the special forces."
Kevin: "Those thieves couldn'tve got far. I'm getting my bike!" [He walks off.]
Rolf: "Yes! Rolf will draw forth the–"
Nazz: "Wait up Kev!" [She hurries after him.]
Rolf: "Rolf will draw forth the pitchfork of retribution!" [Jonny sneaks away.] "The Ed-boys shall riddle Rolf's rind no more! Wilfred! To the shed!"
[Wilfred pops out of the ground and heads towards Rolf, squealing. Sarah and Jimmy watch.]
Sarah: "Pigs are so gross."
Jimmy: "Golly gosh, Sarah, they're gonna hunt down the Eds! What on earth did they do?"
Sarah: "I don't know, Jimmy."
Jimmy: "Think of what they'll do to them, Sarah! It'll be worse than soap in your eye! Worser than polyester chafing!"
Sarah: "Let's have a picnic and watch!"
Jimmy: [after a pause] "Oh yay, Sarah! I wouldn't miss this Ed-thrashing for all the shoulder pads in the world!"
[The two giggle and walk off.]
[The car crashes down in the middle of a desert. Eddy sits up and adjusts the rearview mirror while Edd and Nat heave themselves up. Eddy then looks back as Ed continues to carry the car. Seeing no one, he smiles.]
Eddy: "Ha! We lost em!"
Nat: "Are you sure?"
Edd: "How can you be so certain, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Those chumps'll never catch us now! From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing!"
[The car slams into a giant rock. The rock tips over, and the car explodes. Ed wiggles his way out of an exhaust pipe and sees Eddy's three hairs sticking up from inside a car door. Ed rolls the window up, and Eddy pops out. Eddy looks around.]
Nat: "I think you spoke too soon Eddy."
Eddy: [to Ed] "Way to go, lummox! The only rock for miles, and you had to hit it!"
[Edd and Nat are still in their seats, there only because of their seat belts.]
Nat: "Thank goodness for safety."
Edd: "Seat belts certainly are a trusted friend." [His belt gives way, and he plunges to the ground.] "Aah!" [His friends stare at him. Suddenly, Edd jumps up.]
[Nat unbuckles her seat belt. She falls, then ends up landing in Edd's arms.]
Nat: "Thanks Double D!"
Edd: [blushing] "O-Oh y-your welcome Nat."
[Edd gently places her down. Afterwards his mood changes to grief.]
Edd: "I've followed all the rules! Lived a life of decency and principle! So why didn't I follow my instincts? That one day these short-sighted sophomoric shell games would go too far!"
Ed: [diving behind Eddy] "Double D's dark side makes my armpits sweat, Eddy."
Eddy: "What doesn't?"
Edd: "Lost souls are we, gentlemen and lady, doomed for eternity!" [He collapses to the ground.]
[Nat places her hand on Edd's shoulder.]
Nat: "It's ok Double D."
Eddy: "Lighten up, Sockhead. Hasn't Eddy always steered you right?" [helping Edd up] "Don't answer that."
Ed: "Oh, oh! If I might partake in this chat? Could we not joineth the circus? Eddy could be the world's–"
Eddy: [being twisted into a strange shape by Ed] "Hey ow stop! It doesn't go that way!"
Ed: "–shortest elephant!" [He displays Eddy for all to see.] "And you Double D and Nat can be the clowns!"
Nat: [considering] "Sure why not."
Edd: [considering] "I suppose one could get used to the confining nature of tights."
Eddy: "Talk about stupid." [He grabs his friends.] "If we're goin anywhere, I know a place so out of the way, it's practically invisible."
Nat: "And?"
Edd: "Dare I ask?" [He clutches his forehead before turning back to Eddy, grinning.] "And?"
Ed: "Yeah, Eddy. And?"
Eddy: "And..." [clutching them close] "If any of those losers find us there, they'll be mailed back to Peach Creek in a body cast."
Ed: "Where we goin, Eddy?"
[Eddy walks a few feet away before leaping into the air to deliver his pronouncement.]
Eddy: "My big bro's place!"
Nat: "Really?"
Edd: [downhearted] "Eddy, I have my doubts your brother would offer us sanctuary."
Eddy: "What, are you kiddin me? We're kinda connected! Like twins! Brain wave stuff! He's talkin to me right now! C'mon!"
Ed: "Oh boy oh boy!"
Eddy: "He's waitin for us!" [He runs off.]
Ed: "Eddy's brother is so cool!"
[Ed runs off. Nat follows behind. Edd looks at them and then back at the wreckage of the car. Reaching into his hat, he pulls out his labeler and starts to make a label as he walks towards the trunk. He finishes up and places a label on the trunk reading "Out of Order."]
Edd: "There." [running after his friends] "Wait for me, fellows!"
[Rolf is looking through his shed.]
Rolf: "Downtrodden rabbit radishes! Where are the Duke of Deli Meats' hearty edibles?"
[As he looks for them, a long hedge rolls out. Jonny peeks out of it. Spying his incomplete checkers game, he runs and hides under the board and then crawls off, carrying it on his back. Jonny enters his backyard and pretends to nonchalantly swing. He slowly stops and looks from side to side. Spying nobody, he yanks on one of the ropes holding the swing up twice. The swing responds by ascending skyward, and another one descends, carrying a replica of Jonny and Plank. High in the tree, Jonny reaches up and finds a bird's nest. He fiddles around the eggs until he finds the one he wants. He then flips it open and presses a button. A secret door opens in front of him on the branch he is balanced on. He slips into it and enters an elevator. It drops six floors, and Jonny exits. He turns on a lamp and picks up a magnet. The magnet pulls the bear trap from his head. He then proceeds to descend down a bunch of stairs that look like melons. Jonny enters a giant, melon-themed chamber. He puts Plank on a melon-shaped chair and spins it before going to another one, sitting on it, and spinning it as well. The floor opens beneath the chairs and they drop.]
[Outside the Melon Cave, a tree stump's top slides open and two heroes burst out.]
Captain Melonhead: "Shed a tear, 'cause Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood are here!"
[Captain Melonhead leaps forward only to slam into a fence. His head gets stuck between two boards, but he manages to pull it out. Unfortunately, on the way out, his mask gets twisted, rendering him blind.]
Captain Melonhead: "Holy Toledo, Splinter! My Melon Vision! It's gone!"
Splinter the Wonderwood:
Captain Melonhead: "Who's an idiot?"
Splinter the Wonderwood:
[Captain Melonhead turns his mask and can once again see. He grabs his sidekick and takes off.]
Captain Melonhead: "It's Melon time! Hoop-ba-da, hee hee hee!"
[Nazz and Kevin are tearing down the road, looking for the Eds. Kevin rides his bike past the school. He reaches a turnoff and takes it. Nazz is smiling until a bug hits her. This is followed in short order by several more. Bugs are hitting Kevin as well, but he doesn't seem to care.]
Nazz: "Major so gross, Kevin. These bugs are like freaking me out!"
Kevin: "Get a grip, Nazz! This rage train ain't stoppin till I thump those three twerps! Whoa."
[Up ahead is a gigantic cloud of flies. They hit it at full speed and go straight through it. When they come out, they are blanketed in dead flies.]
Nazz: "Kevin, stop!" [Kevin blindly rubs at his eyes.] "AAAAHHHH!"
Kevin: "AAAAAAHHH!"
[The three crash into a peach shed.]
Nazz: [getting up] "Ow! That hurt!"
Kevin: "Oh, man! I'm so sorry!"
Nazz: "Oh, I'm okay." [She holds her arms out for a hug.]
Kevin: "It was totally my fault!" [He runs past her.] "This can't be happening. My bike's thrashed!" [He heaves it upright and begins to work on it.]
Nazz: "Hello. Remember me?"
Kevin: "Nazz. We need to figure out where those foul-ups took off to and head em off. I'm pretty sure they won't be going back to the cul-de-sac. Not after what they did."
Nazz: "That'd be the last thing they'd do. They're like such cowards."
Kevin: "Good one, Nazz. Say, you got one of those hairpin things?"
Nazz: "Totally!" [She hands one over, and Kevin rewires his bike.]
Kevin: "Cowards run and hide, right? So who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts, 'sides his two loser pals and Nat?"
Nazz: "What about his brother?"
Kevin: "That little twerp wouldn't have the–" [realizing something] "That's it! They're going to Eddy's brother's place!" [He grabs Nazz in a hug.] "Nazz, you're awesome, babe."
[Nazz smiles. Suddenly, Kevin throws her off.]
Kevin: "HOLD IT! Eddy's brother will murder us if he finds out we're after his little brother! We're wasting time! We gotta get those dorks before they get there. If they get there before we get there, they'll never get theirs."
Nazz: "What?"
Kevin: "Forget it!" [He pulls her onto the bike.] "We gotta go."
[The two set off again, this time on a much more damaged bike.]
[A giant stack of items moves across the desert. On top is Rolf, directing it; on bottom, Wilfred, tugging it. Rolf is following a trail of footprints; one foot was in a shoe, while the other was bare. Suddenly, he spots a glint of metal up ahead, and he leaps off.]
Rolf: "We must not be seen, as the Ed-boys will surely flee, Wilfred! Lay low, and follow Rolf's posterior."
[The two creep up on the rock. Suddenly, Rolf leaps out and brandishes his pitchfork.]
Rolf: "ED-BOYS! SHAKLAHAM! SHOOKEE! SHLOOHORM! DON'T EVER! DO THAT! AGAIN! SLAHEE FISHMONGER! Calle! Cai!"
[Rolf begins to pant. He then looks around and realizes that there's nobody there.]
Rolf: "The Ed-boys think they have played Rolf as a phony baloney. But they have yet to feel the wrath of this SON OF A SHEPHERD!"
[Rolf takes out a key and unlocks a suitcase. He takes another box out and opens it, revealing six eggs. He takes one out and looks around. Spotting the steaming engine, Rolf cracks the egg on it; the egg begins to fry. He then walks over to one of the seats and takes out a canteen. Rolf opens the canteen and pours oil out of it, onto the seat. Once the canteen is empty, he throws it and the cork over his shoulder. The cork lodges in Wilfred's nose, and the pig begins to snort.]
Rolf: "Wilfred! You interrupt Rolf's study! Do you think this is party time for 1999? No!"
[Rolf turns back to the chair. Taking out a muffin, he proceeds to dab it in the oil. He then looks at it.]
Rolf: "Ah ha."
[The egg finishes cooking, and Rolf picks it up. He then proceeds to lay it on top of the muffin. Suddenly, Wilfred rams him from behind. Rolf drops the muffin, and Wilfred scrambles over and eats it.]
Rolf: "Wilfred! Has your thinkbox collapsed? Do not eat Rolf's tell-all! Back, I say!"
[Wilfred suddenly charges forward, pushing Rolf backwards.]
Rolf: "Wait–Wilfred, no!" [He slams into the car's trunk.] "Accursed swine! Consider yourself stricken from the annual son-of-a-shepherd custard bake-off!"
[He notices the "Out of Order" label Edd stuck on the trunk. Peeling it off, he has Wilfred sniff it to get the scent.]
Rolf: "Rolf will have the Ed-boys on a spit by nightfall!"
[The Eds and Nat are tromping through a grassy field.]
Ed: "Can your brother send me brain waves too, Eddy?"
Eddy: "If only you had a brain, Ed."
Ed: "C'mon, Eddy, have a heart!"
Nat: "We can do this!"
Edd: "Courage, courage Eddward."
[They come to a gate marking off private property.]
Eddy: "Yee-haw!"
[Eddy kicks the gate open, and he and Ed enter. Edd and Nat hesitate.]
Nat: "Private property?"
Edd: "Um, fellows!"
[They wait for their friends to come back. When they don't, they cross the line.]
Nat: "Guys wait!"
[Edd shuts the gate.]
Edd: "Come back! We're trespassing!"
Eddy: "Trespass, schmespass. It's a shortcut." [They enter a field of cows.]
Ed: "Look, guys and girl! Moo-moos there! Moo-moos everywhere!"
Eddy: "My bro's got a billion cows. A regular stampede of em."
[A crowd of flies settles above Ed's head. He approaches Eddy.]
Ed: "Your brother's got moo-moos, Eddy?"
[Eddy waves the flies away. Edd and Nat join them.]
Edd: "Haven't we poked and prodded fate enough for one day, Eddy?"
Nat: "I'm frightened."
Eddy: "Poor little ol' Sockhead and Turtleneck. You're so neeve."
Edd: "I think you mean naive, Eddy."
Eddy: "That too. My big bro would never let anything happen to me, and I'll tell you what–I'll put in a good word for you three."
Nat: "Thank you Eddy!"
Edd: "Your brother certainly is a kind, upstanding and generous human being."
Ed: [joyful] "He's got moo-moos, Double D and Nat!"
Nat: "And a lot of them too!"
Edd: "Yes, well...what's our estimated time of arrival to your brother's sanctuary, Eddy?"
Eddy: "Beats me. I don't know where he lives."
[Edd and Nat stop dead. Once they absorb this, they runs to catch up to them.]
Nat: "What?"
Edd: [astounded] "Are you saying all this time you've been leading us to nowhere?"
Eddy: "Nope. I'm taking you to my bro's house, smart guy. You just have to figure out where it is."
Nat: "How-"
Ed: "Oh, let me, Eddy! I have a good figure."
[Edd clutches his forehead. Ed dives into the grass and leaps out of it.]
Ed: "The hills are alive, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Yeah, with the sounds of an idiot."
Edd: [stepping in front of them] "Hold it right there! We're not taking one more step until we deduce the whereabouts of your brother, Eddy!"
Eddy: [smug] "Forget to pay the brain bill?"
Edd: "But Eddy, your brother's always been somewhat of an enigma! I've got nothing to go on!" [Eddy walks past.]
Eddy: "Better hurry up, big bro's a-waitin."
Nat: "But how-"
Ed: [grabbing Eddy] "Oh oh Eddy! Do you think I could get your brother's autograph?"
Eddy: [taking out his wallet] "Ta-da!" [He shows off a postcard.] "Like this one?"
Ed: [awed] "Eddy's brother's autograph!" [He takes the card.] "Thank you."
Eddy: "Give it back, Ed! My brother sent me that postcard! You're gonna wreck it!"
Nat: "Postcard?"
Ed: "Autograph, Eddy!"
Eddy: "I'll autograph your head with my foot! Gimme it!" [Edd takes it from Ed.]
Ed: "Dive, captain, dive!"
Edd: "A postcard? This could provide the very clue we need!" [He examines it closely.]
Eddy: "Hey! Gimme that!"
Nat: "What's on it?"
Edd: "A postmark should lead us directly to–drat! It's illegible!" [The postmark is smeared.]
Eddy: [taking his postcard back] "Gah! You probably smudged it."
[Edd spots Ed drawing on a cow. Nat is watching.]
Edd: "May I borrow this Ed?" [He takes the crayon.] "Thank you!"
[Edd rushes away. Eddy meanwhile tucks his postcard back into his wallet. Suddenly, an udder slams into his face.]
Ed: [showing off his artwork] "Look, Eddy and Nat! A picture for Eddy's Brother! Do you think he'll like it?"
Nat: "I'm sure he will Ed."
Eddy: "Um...hey, Sockhead, where'd ya go?" [He looks for Edd. Nat follows behind. They find Edd sticking leaves to a spiderweb.]
Edd: "Eddy! I've found the link to key communitives we have with your brother! Among those, his shuddersome stink bomb recipes, his heinous hot sauces, oh and my favorite, malicious misleading treasure maps, together with other contentious callous cons, lead me to suspect your brother's quite the jokester."
Eddy: "You better believe it! He's the king, baby!" [Eddy twangs Edd's nose.]
Edd: "Yes, well, where could one groom this tendency to pranks and puerile practical jokes?"
Nat: "Im not sure."
[A memory hits Ed.]
Ed: "I got it! It says so on my comic book!" [He sticks it to the web.] "Pranks and puerile practical jokes at the Lemon Brook Gag Factory."
Nat: "How convenient."
Edd: "That's quite a coincidence."
Eddy: [tearing the comic away] "Lemon Brook? Bunch of mascot-hating, lemon-sucking–" [Ed takes his comic back.]
Ed: "Uh-uh, Eddy, no autograph, no comic book."
Nat: "That's it, Eddy!"
Edd: "Your brother may very well work there! Or at the very least, be a regular customer!"
Eddy: "I bet he's there right now!"
Ed: "Oh boy oh boy, I forget what we're doing!"
[Eddy looks disgusted.]
[Sarah and Jimmy skip past Eddy's house, carrying a basket. They enter the lane and come to a fence.]
Sarah: "On three, Jimmy. One..."
Sarah and Jimmy: "...two...three!"
[They toss the basket over the fence into Peach Creek Estates. They then pick it up on the other side and continue to run, giggling. This continues until they enter the woods, where Jimmy slows, then stops.]
Sarah: [annoyed] "What's the matter, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "I'm not allowed to go in there, Sarah. I still have bad dreams, and my mom had to buy a mattress cover!"
Sarah: [rolling her eyes] "Okay, but you're really gonna miss a doozy!"
[Sarah skips into the trailer park.]
Jimmy: [after a moment of contemplation] "I hope Kevin knocks Eddy's teeth out!" [He follows Sarah down the trail.] "Wait for me, girlfriend!"
[The path forks. Sarah takes the right fork, but Jimmy, unable to see Sarah, chooses the left path. He trips over a piece of machinery and flies into a lawn chair. Bouncing off that, he flies into the air and falls into a wheelbarrow full of clothes. The wagon tips over, spilling its load behind May. All three Kankers look up.]
Marie: "Oh, way to go, May!"
Lee: "Yeah! As if our laundry wasn't dirty enough! Quit holding up the line!" [She slings a bucket of clothespins at May.]
May: [ducking] "Watch it Lee!" [The bucket hits the wagon and boomerangs back to hit May in the back of her head.] "That didn't even hurt." [Marie hits her with a giant bag of soap.]
Marie: "Get back to work, snoutface. My skivvies ain't gonna wash themselves."
Lee: "Heh. Snoutface. Good one, Marie."
[May picks herself up off the ground. Jimmy peeks out and sees Lee pin an undershirt to the wire.]
May: "If you guys weren't such fashion hogs, there wouldn't be all this laundry to do!" [She pulls Jimmy out from the pile.]
Jimmy: "Oh, please! Don't hurt me!"
May: "Looks like someone left something in their pocket!"
Lee: "What is it?"
Marie: "Looks like it's whats-his-face!"
May: "Let's call him Dutch."
Lee: [leering] "A little far from home, aren't ya, Dutch?"
May: "Uh-oh, looks like Dutch needs a diaper!"
Jimmy: [worried] "I'm fine, really, I am!"
May: "Aw, he's squirming!"
[May pins him up and proceeds to nurse him with a bottle of ketchup. Lee steals Jimmy away.]
Lee: "Dutch ain't a baby." [She throws Jimmy down.] "He's a big grown man." [sinister] "I bet he wants a date." [after a few moments] "WHERE'S MY FLOWERS DUTCH?!" [She giggles as Jimmy lies on the ground, twitching.]
Marie: [picking him up] "Aw, my man doesn't need to give me any flowers." [She drops him by the washing machine.] "He just needs to do my laundry. Knock yourself out, Dutch."
May: [grabbing Jimmy] "Babies don't do laundry!"
Lee: "He's mine!" [She grabs Jimmy's arm.] "Gimme my man."
Marie: [taking Jimmy's other leg] "Laundry boy's all mine, ladies."
Lee: "Back off Marie."
May: "Baby's mine!"
[The three tug at Jimmy, stretching his body.]
Jimmy: "I'm getting stretch marks!" [Jimmy's pants split, revealing his teddy bear underwear.] "Stop! I just wanted to see Ed, Edd n Eddy get clobbered!"
[The Kankers abruptly let go.]
Lee: [menacing] "What did you say about our boyfriends?"
Sarah: "None of your beeswax!"
[The Kankers turn to the fiery-headed newcomer. Sarah sets her basket down and seethes with rage. Tears of gratitude fill Jimmy's eyes.]
Jimmy: "My hero."
[The Kankers jump his hero.]
Jimmy: "Leave her alone!"
Sarah: "Ah ah AAAAHH!"
Jimmy: "What'd she ever do to you?" [Marie pins Sarah to the ground.]
Sarah: "Get off me, lemme go!"
[Marie giggles. May grabs Sarah's head and holds it in place.]
Lee: "So none of our beeswax, huh? What a shame."
[Lee opens her mouth and sticks her finger in. When it comes out, it is covered with spit. May giggles in anticipation, and her sisters join in. May then turns Sarah's head on its side, and Lee holds her finger above Sarah. Spittle drips onto Sarah's cheek until Lee jams her finger into Sarah's ear, swishing it around in a Wet Willy.]
Sarah: "Ew that's so gross!"
Jimmy: "A Wet Willy! Oh, the horror!"
Marie: [as Lee works her finger] "So tell us, twerp–"
May: "–what do you and Dutch know about our boyfriends!"
Jimmy: "Stop! Enough!" [The torture stops as Jimmy comes running up.] "The Eds did something really bad! Something big happened because everyone's angry, chasing after them to give them their just desserts!" [crying] "Ahhaha, I'm such a snitch!"
May: "Did you hear what Dutch said?"
Marie: [angry] "Ain't nobody beating up on my man but me!"
Lee: "Grab the two squirts, girls. We're gonna need em."
[Sarah and Jimmy look at each other, worry in their eyes.]
[The Eds and Nat are walking through a field of sunflowers. Edd is using a strange device.]
Nat: "What beautiful flowers!"
[Suddenly, Eddy runs up.]
Eddy: "Double D! Check this–" [He runs into Ed.]
Edd: [staring at Ed] "Oh, um...cute."
Eddy: "No, no, not that! This." [He picks up a sunflower and slams it into Ed's face. Ed starts to chase him.] "Uh oh."
Ed: "I am the mighty Agamushin! I am from outer space!"
Eddy: "Don't bite me, oh Agam whatcha-whatchamacallit!"
[Edd and Nat chuckle]
Edd: "Agamushin. A forest substrate. How apropos." [He looks through the device. Suddenly, Eddy grabs it.]
Eddy: "What's that stupid thing? Can you see cartoons in it?" [He spins it.] "It's a wheeze-widdler!"
Nat: "Eddy I don't think you should-"
[Ed arrives, and Eddy smiles evilly.]
Ed: "I will eat you now!"
[Eddy uses the device on Ed's face. Soon, there is nothing left of Ed on top of his coat. Eddy looks in, and an arm reaches out from inside the jacket and grabs him. Ed sticks his head out of the armhole.]
Ed: "Gotcha, Eddy!" [Eddy chuckles.]
Edd: [angrily resetting the device] "Yes, well, it's all fun and games, but merrymaking nearly cost us this sextant!"
[Ed and Eddy abruptly stop.]
Eddy: "You catch that, Ed?" [to Edd] "Ah, the what? I missed that. What's it called?"
[Nat makes a confused face.]
Edd: "It's called a sextant." [Ed begins to giggle.] "An astronomical instrument used to–" [He stops.]
Eddy: "Again, sorry, I missed it. What's it called?"
[Nat continues to look confused.]
Edd: "It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy–" [Ed and Eddy burst into laughter. Edd thinks about it.]
Ed: "Say it again, Double D!"
Nat: "What's so funny?"
Edd: [realizing what he said] "Oh my!" [He blushes.]
Nat: "I don't understand."
Edd: [nervously smiling] "Y-Yes well it's probably best if you didn't."
[Nat just shrugs]
Edd: "You won't be giggling when this unnamed device triangulates our position and gives us a precise heading to the true direction of the gag factory."
Eddy: "Wanna bet?"
Edd: "But in order for me to calculate our bearings to the gag factory, I'll need–" [He walks into a brick wall.]
Nat: "I think we're here."
Ed: "Land ho!" [He points to a loading dock for the building: the Lemon Brook Gag Factory.]
Eddy: "This is it!"
Ed: "Gag factory, yay!"
Edd: "Sanctuary at long last!"
Nat: "It would seem so."
Eddy: [tugging on the doors] "HEY BIG BRO! IT'S ME! EDDY!"
Edd: "Perhaps the front doors will yield a response!"
Eddy: "Good idea! I forgot my big bro hates back doors."
Ed: "Me too! We are so alike!"
Eddy: "Yeah right."
[The Eds and Nat run to the front doors of the factory.]
[Wilfred is following the trail. He stumbles down a hill as he leads Rolf into the field of cows.]
Rolf: "Hmm. Wilfred, look! What barbarian would allow their secreting masses of flesh to wander the field? Rolf fears a omen has befallen us." [He halts Wilfred and throws down a bucket.] "Guard the provisions. Rolf will interrogate this caboodle of bovine discord."
[Rolf climbs down. As he does so, he knocks a string of sausages loose. They dangle in front of Wilfred, and Wilfred begins to follow them.]
Rolf: "Hal-low."
[Rolf has found an extremely fat cow. He milks it. Once finished, he moves out and grabs the bucket, not noticing that Wilfred has walked off. Rolf sips deeply of the milk.]
Rolf: [finishing] "The interrogation is complete, Wilfred. Nothing to fear." [He jumps.] "NAH-SHIZ-LOW!"
[Lying in front of Rolf is a cow. What scares Rolf is not the cow, but the cow's udder. What scares Rolf is not the udder, but the drawing on it–a mustached Eddy with "I Bro" on his shirt.]
Rolf: "Has the world lost its mind? The Ed-boys now have desecrated the sack of sustenance! Come, Wilfred! The Ed-boys must not escape!"
[Rolf looks around for Wilfred, but can't find him anywhere.]
Rolf: "Wilfred!" [Wilfred does not appear.] "Wilfred?" [A long shot of the field shows that Wilfred is gone.] "WILFRED!"
[Ed's head slams into the door to the factory before finally breaking through.]
Ed: "Knock knock, I am Ed!" [Eddy kicks the door open.]
Eddy: "Where is he? Do you see him?" [The factory is completely dark and nonoperational.] "Where ya hidin at, ya big lug?"
[The Eds and Nat stop in the middle of the factory. The door slams behind them.]
Ed: "Ollie ollie oxen free!" [He runs through the factory.] "Oh look, lots of stuffy stuff."
Eddy: "Bro! It's me, Eddy! You know–Pipsqueak?" [He looks around.] "Where is everybody? Are you sure this is the gag factory? 'Cause I ain't laughin."
Ed: [wearing a pair of gag glasses] "Looks gaggy to me, Eddy."
Edd: "Ed, comic book, please."
Eddy: [looking at Ed's glasses] "Man that joke's old."
Edd: "Exactly!" [holding up Ed's comic book] "This publication was printed over ten years ago!"
Nat: "Oh no!"
Ed: "Revolt of the Rotting Brains! A classic."
Eddy: "This comic's useless!" [He tosses it away.]
Ed: "Eddy!" [He gallops around, looking for it.] "Oh where, oh where has my rotting brain gone!"
Eddy: "We're hooped!" [He collapses to the dusty floor.] "We'll never find my brother."
Nat: "Don't give up Eddy."
Edd: "Never say never, Eddy. Perhaps old customer receipts or employee records will unearth a clue to his whereabouts."
Ed: "Choo choo!" [He pushes a heavy box into Eddy.] "Oh, look! Boxes stuffed with stuff!"
Edd: "Not again! Ed! We'll never make headway if you keep rummaging for–" [A rubber chicken hits him.]
Ed: "Chickens, Double D and Nat! Oh I love them to death I do!"
Nat: "We know Ed."
Eddy: "Can't have a party without a rubber chicken! Big bro said so."
Edd: "Edifying." [He approaches some stairs.] "I'll go examine the factory's filing cabinets and see what I can find." [He starts the climb.]
Nat: "Right behind you Double D." [She follows Edd.]
Eddy: [to Ed] "What else you got in there, lummox?"
[Edd stands at the office door. He tugs on rubber gloves and a surgical mask before entering. Nat puts her sweater collar over her nose then enters. Inside, the lights switch on. Outside, Ed and Eddy are still looking for toys. Eddy finds something and hides it behind his back.]
Eddy: "Oh, Ed..." [He holds out the item.] "Gum?"
Ed: "Lucky me!" [He grabs a stick and pulls. The gum then proceeds to give him a severe electrical shock.]
Eddy: [laughing] "What a chump!" [Suddenly, he grabs his stomach.] "My stomach, Ed! I think I'm gonna–BLLAAAH!" [He tosses some fake vomit onto the floor.]
Ed: "Pardon me, miss, but I think you dropped your lunch!" [He throws it back down.]
Eddy: "Hey, quit tossing my cookies!"
Ed: "I upped your chuck, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Looks real, don't it?"
Ed: "No home should be without one, Eddy!"
[They break into raucous laughter as Edd, upstairs, fiddles with the files. He finds the employee file and opens it, only to dump the contents out; they're so old, they have crumbled into dust.]
Edd: [disgusted] "Goodness."
Nat: "Well that's unfortunate."
[Edd slams the cabinet shut and is thanked with a cloud of dust to his face. He then walks over to the trashcan and tosses away his mask before turning back to the file cabinet, labeler in hand. He and Nat exit the office.]
Edd: "Have you two forgotten why we're here?" [He removes his gloves.]
Nat: "Eddy?"
[Downstairs is nothing but silence. Their friends have gone missing. They walk to the factory floor.]
Edd: "Ed? Hello!" [Nobody replies.]
Nat: "Where are they?"
Edd: "Oh, for Pete's sake. If this is some kind of foolish joke you're playing, it's not funny."
[Edd and Nat walk around the dark, silent factory floor. Not finding their friends, they become scared.]
Edd: "Eddy?"
Nat: "Ed?"
[A gear wheel clatters to the floor and rolls out from a gap between two machines. They approach the gap.]
Nat: "Hello?"
Edd: "Is anyone there?"
[Eddy steps out with a cleaver buried in his forehead.]
Eddy: "RUN DOUBLE D AND NAT! Save yourself..." [He crumples to the ground.]
Nat: "EDDY!"
Edd: "THIS CAN'T BE!" [They stumble backwards into Ed, who has a fork through his head.]
Ed: [eyes rolled back in his skull] "If looks could kill I'd be dead."
Edd and Nat: "AAH! AAH! AAAH!"
Ed: [laughing and mocking them] "Aah! Aah! Help me! Help me!" [Eddy joins in.]
Eddy: [lifting the cleaver] "It's a gag, see? What'd ya, fall off the back of a truck?"
Ed: [still giggling] "Aw, we're sorry, Double D and Nat. Jelly bean?" [He holds out a can.]
Nat: "Thanks Ed!"
Edd: "Why, thank you, Ed. These should prove quite comforting, and I am a bit peckish." [He tries to open the lid twice, with no success.] "A stubborn lid, this."
Nat: "I'll help you Double D."
[Edd gives the can to Nat. She breaks the seal with ease.]
Nat: "There we go."
Cliffhanger! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
