[The factory bulges and explodes, raining down a tremendous amount of rubber snakes. The snakes fall all over in a rain, landing on a roadway. They fall everywhere, including on Nazz and Kevin. Kevin picks one up.]

Nazz: "Whoa! What's that?"

Kevin: [spotting the factory] "Dorks." [He grins evilly.]

[Wilfred has come to rest under a tree and is chewing on some sausages. He hears Rolf calling.]

Rolf: "Hello! Wilfred?"

[Wilfred noses into the bushes and peeps out. He sees Rolf searching for him.]

Rolf: "Rolf is so sad! This is true! Like the little shrinking eggplant Jimmy boy, Rolf cries and cries and cries!"

[Behind Rolf's back is a shoe. Rolf smacks it against his hand. At this, Wilfred's eyes widen, and he charges.]

Rolf: "Stay back, or you will meet Rolf's shoe!" [Wilfred attacks Rolf.] "Mama, assist Rolf! The sow has ruptured! Wilfred!" [Wilfred clamps down on Rolf's stomach.] "Stop! Release Rolf!"

[Wilfred lets go, and Rolf's stack falls on him. Wilfred wriggles out and runs away, squealing. Rolf crawls from the wreckage, a strange device over his head.]

Rolf: "Wilfred?" [wrestling with it] "This thing must come–" [It snaps back onto his head.]

[The Eds are walking through another wooded area.]

Ed: [laughing] "Oh boy, Eddy, did you see them go flying? They flew like a canoe!" [pointing to a snake] "This doesn't even look like a jellybean!"

Eddy: "Just keep your eyes peeled, chuckles."

Edd: [yelling from far away] "Assistance please!"

Ed: "I think he flew over here, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Where?"

Ed: [uprooting a tree] "What?"

Eddy: "What?"

Ed: "Who?"

Edd: "HEEELLLPPP!"

Ed: "Double D!" [He tosses the tree over his shoulder and runs towards the sound.]

Eddy: "Hey!" [The tree lands on Eddy.]

Ed: [looking under a bush] "See?"

Eddy: "Why you dirty–"

Ed: "Tag! You're it!"

Eddy: "You're dead!"

[Eddy chases Ed off a cliff.]

Ed: "Look, I'm Double D and Nat! I'm flying!"

[They land next to a river.]

Eddy: "Idiot." [A shoe hits him.]

Edd: "Get us down from here!"

Nat: "Well this is unfortunate."

[Edd is hanging from a ledge on top of a waterfall by his hat. Nat is hanging by her sweater, she is trying to get unstuck.]

Ed: "Hi Double D and Nat!"

Eddy: "Hey Sockhead and Turtleneck, can you see my bro's place from up there?"

Nat: "No Eddy!"

Edd: [angry] "NO! Now get us down!"

Eddy: "You heard him, lumpy."

Edd: "Hurry please, I'm afraid I can't hold on for much longer gentlemen!"

Eddy: "Hit him with something, Ed! Something big!"

[Ed throws Eddy at Edd. He scores a direct hit, and the two prepare to fall into the water at the waterfall's base. Nat manages to get herself unstuck. She also prepares to fall in the water. When they hit, all the water is splashed upwards, and a bunch of buried treasure is revealed. The water comes down, soaking everything in the vicinity.]

Ed: [drenched and shivering] "Cold!"

[Nat crawls out of the water. She manages to pull Edd and Eddy out of the water. Eddy drags Edd onto dry land with his upper lip, which has gotten wedged in Edd's gap.]

Nat: "Are you guys ok?"

Edd: "Yes I'm alright."

Ed: [impressed] "Fancy trick, Eddy! Where'd you learn to do that?"

Edd: "How mortifying!"

Eddy: "My big bro showed me!"

Ed: "Do tell!"

Eddy: "Yep, my bro's a whiz at harpooning whales!"

Nat: "Really?"

Edd: [upset] "He is? Your brother is a whaler?"

Eddy: "My mom's got fifty pounds of blubber in the freezer as we speak!"

Edd: "You mean all this time–"

Ed: "That's more blubber than my mom's got!"

Eddy: "And he's got a peg leg too! But that's what you get for wrestling walruses."

Edd: "Eddy! If your brother is a whaler, then he must reside by the sea!"

Nat: "Good point."

Ed: "How do we find it, Double D?"

Edd: "It's quite simple, Ed. You see, this stream is a veritable highway that will lead us straight to it. We merely need to float upon the current, and it will carry us to its opening and Eddy's brother's retreat."

[Sarah strains against bonds that tie her back. She and Jimmy have been forced to drag the Kankers' wheelbarrow along, acting like horses for the Kankers. Jimmy falters and falls.]

Sarah: "You've gotta get up, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "I'm not gonna make it, Sarah!"

Lee: "Quit your squawkin and keep it movin!" [She picks up Sarah and turns her forward again.]

Marie: "Yeah, you heard her. We got boyfriends to save."

[Sarah growls, but then gets an idea. She smiles to herself sinisterly before turning around, a more sincere smile on her face.]

Sarah: "Gee, Lee, I love your toenail polish!"

Lee: "I said move–" [Lee realizes what Sarah said.] "Isn't that adorable? The kid wants to be just like us! Aww."

May: "Who doesn't?"

Marie: [eating croissant] "She's kinda homely, if you ask me."

Lee: "Nobody's askin, Marie!" [She turns to Sarah with a bucket of paint.] "Here, kid. Knock yourself out."

Sarah: "Golly gee whilikers, thanks Lee!"

[Sarah grabs the paint and proceeds to slam it down onto Lee's hand. Lee screams in pain.]

Lee: "YEEOOWWCHHH!"

[Sarah brings the bucket up into Lee's chin. Lee goes flying backwards.]

Lee: "We got chisled, girls!"

Sarah: [lifting Jimmy's chains] "Move it Jimmy!"

Marie: "I got em Lee!"

May: "Wait Marie–"

[Marie dives at them. This knocks them forward and provides the wheelbarrow with momentum. Unfortunately, it also knocks May off balance so that she can't aim her slingshot. May tumbles off, and the wagon sails forwards towards Lee.]

Sarah: "Jimmy!"

[Sarah grabs Jimmy's legs and manages to pull him free. The wheelbarrow continues forward, Marie still on it, and hits Lee. They slam into a tree and stay there, pinned.]

Lee: "Why you little brats! Teach em a lesson, May!" [May begins to chase them in circles.]

May: "You bet, Lee!"

Jimmy: "Ow, ah!"

May: [trying to grab them] "I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. I gotcha!"

[A familiar pair of legs tramples down the sidewalk. They run down the street. Suddenly, a rope with a melon tied to its end goes flying. It crashes down on the sidewalk, and the rope goes slack, carving a straight line down the street. The rope tightens and the melon begins to move, coming forward until it hits a mailbox. There, it stops and holds steady, while our hero climbs it. He clambers onto the mailbox and looks in at the mail. Seeing no sign of trouble, he shuts the door.]

Captain Melonhead: "No sign of those fiends here, Splinter!"

[Captain Melonhead zooms off again. Spying the candy store, he decides to check the gumball machine.]

Captain Melonhead: "No Eds here!"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Whaddya mean we ain't gettin anywhere?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "We're takin the what?"

[Splinter pulls him forward.]

Captain Melonhead: "A bus?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "My melon rind senses trouble, chum!" [despondent] "I've never taken a bus before."

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Huh? Nothing to it?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Boy, Plank, you sure turn into a fireball when you're wearing a mask! Okay then. If it means we bring down those three maniacs, we're takin a bus to justice!"

[The door to the factory creaks open. Kevin sticks his head in. Seeing nobody, he wheels his bike in. Nazz follows, shutting the door behind her. The factory is littered with the snakes.]

Nazz: "Dude! What's with all these stupid snake things?"

Kevin: "Shup!"

Nazz: [pointing to the office] "Kevin, look!"

Kevin: "You are so on fire today, Nazz."

[To emphasize this, he punches Nazz in the shoulder and heads up the stairs. Kevin kicks open the door and it crumbles to dust. He looks for the Eds.]

Kevin: "Hmm..."

Nazz: "Kev?"

Kevin: "They were here, I can feel it."

[Kevin opens a drawer and finds a bunch of chattering teeth.]

Nazz: [scared] "Get it, Kevin!" [A toy rat is running in circles.]

Kevin: [shoving her aside and examining the rat] "What is this, a joke?"

[Nazz, who has fallen into the file cabinet, rubs her head. At that moment, a drawer behind her slides open, bashing her on the head again. Nazz slams it shut, and a label reading "Dusty Dusty Dusty" peels off.]

Kevin: [crushing the rat] "Those three two-timing twerps are really getting to me, man."

Nazz: [handing him the label] "Hey Kev, check this out!"

Kevin: "Dusty dusty dusty? I don't get it."

Nazz: "Sounds like something Double D would say. Don'tcha think?" [moving closer] "Don't ya?"

[Suddenly, the floor beneath her crumbles, and she falls. Nazz hits a switch for a machine, and it turns on. The factory awakens, grumbling into life. The lights come on and a bell rings. The machinery begins moving for perhaps the first time in 10 years.]

Nazz: "Ow! Oh!"

Kevin: "Nazz!"

Nazz: "Kevin!"

Kevin: [spotting Nazz] "You okay?"

Nazz: "What was up with that?"

[A thump comes and they turn to the source. Another machine is turning on. Coincidentally, this happens to have a large paddlewheel contraption. Even more coincidentally, Kevin's bike is parked against it. The bike begins to be raised by the wheel.]

Kevin: "Not my bike!"

Nazz: "I'll get it!" [trying to grab it] "I think I can reach it, Kev."

[Her shirt snags on the wheel, and she gets lifted up.]

Kevin: "Hang on!"

Nazz: [pointing to the lever] "I fell on that thing! Over there!"

[Kevin rushes over and begins to strain against it.]

Nazz: "Dude! What's taking you?"

[Kevin turns around. Seeing his bike about to topple, he panics.]

Kevin: "Gah! I'm coming, babe!"

[The bike falls into the machine, but Kevin grabs it. Nazz sees this.]

Nazz: "Hey! What are you doing?" [She falls into the machine.] "Kevin!"

[Nazz slams into Kevin, and both of them fall into the funnel, followed by the bike.]

[Edd and Nat work on the boat while Eddy relaxes in the shade. Suddenly, Ed grabs him.]

Ed: "Eddy!" [showing him the boat] "It's a duck! See?"

Eddy: [angry] "I thought you were making a boat!"

Edd: "And a boat it is, Eddy." [polishing it] "It mimics the common mallard in order to offer minimal disruption to the local fauna."

Eddy: [excited] "It's got a sauna?"

Nat: "Fauna Eddy."

Ed: [jamming his head into Edd's face] "Saunas make me sweat! More."

[Edd tries to get loose. He does, but in the process loses his hat. Nat just stares in shock.]

Eddy: "My eyes! They're burning!"

Edd: "You stop that!"

Ed: "Does it hurt, Double D?"

Edd: "Oh shush!" [He grabs his hat back and cleans it. He puts it back on.]

Nat: "Oook then."

[Ed slips into Nat's sweater.]

Ed: "Hello Nat."

[Feeling uncomfortable Nat tries to pull her sweater off of Ed. She ends up pulling herself out of her sweater. Edd just stares in shock.]

Eddy: "No more please!"

Nat: "Please stop looking!"

Ed: "Does that hurt Nat?"

Nat: [grabbing her sweater] "I don't want to talk about it!" [she puts it back on]

Edd: "Can we please get down to the business at hand? Thank you. Ed, drumroll, please?"

Eddy: "For what?"

[Ed chuckles, pulls up his shirt, and begins to drum on his belly.]

Edd: "By the authority vested in me, sanctioned by moi, I hereby christen this seaworthy vessel, the esteemed, um–" [reading the writing on the side] "S. S. Mutant Almost A Chicken Duck?" [Ed chuckles.]

Eddy: "Surprised you didn't run out of paint."

Edd: "Stand clear, gentlemen and lady!"

[Edd swings the bottle forward. Unfortunately, it runs out of momentum just short of the side and hangs there, swinging. Eddy laughs.]

Eddy: "Hey muscles! Can we go now? My bro'll make us eat a barnacle if we show up while he's watching Matlock."

Nat: "Really?"

Ed: [excited] "He's gonna feed us, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Heck yeah! He was the royal cook for the king of Englishland."

Edd: "You mean England, Eddy."

Ed: "Alley-oop!" [He pulls the boat into the water.] "Aah!"

Eddy: "And away we go! It ain't nothin but smooth sailin straight to big bro's place, boys and girl!"

[May runs through the field of sunflowers, looking for their captives.]

May: "Where'd they go?"

Lee: "You see em May?" [She runs into May.]

Marie: "Watch your back!" [She runs into Lee.]

Lee: [shoving Marie away] "Get off me!"

May: [getting up] "I coulda sworn they went this-a-way!"

Marie: "You'd lose your head if it weren't nailed down."

May: "My head ain't nailed!"

[Above them, Sarah and Jimmy cower, clinging to the leaves of a sunflower.]

Marie: "It's made of wood, ain't it?"

May: "No it's not."

Marie: "Yes it is."

May: "No it's not!" [A ladybug crawls onto Jimmy.]

Marie: "Pinocchio head." [Jimmy opens his mouth to scream.]

May: [whining] "Lee, Marie swore!" [Sarah clamps her hand over Jimmy's mouth.]

Lee: [grabbing them] "Why don't you two quit thinkin about yourselves–" [slamming them together] "–and think about our boyfriends!" [They slump to the ground. Sarah looks at the ladybug.] "They need us more than ever, girls."

[Sarah reaches out and thwacks the ladybug with her finger. The bug flies off and hits a sunflower. Lee looks up, alert, and runs in its direction.]

Lee: "It's those two runts! [throws her sisters in the air] "Move it!"

[May and Marie shake off their daze and run after their sister. Sarah and Jimmy slide down from the sunflower.]

Sarah: "I think they're gone, Jimmy." [turning to go in the other direction] "Ssh! Let's get the heck outta here."

[They crawl through the field. Suddenly, a loud snorting catches their attention.]

Jimmy: "Forest imps!"

[Sarah lifts a leaf out of the way and sees Wilfred.]

Sarah: "Ew, it's a pig!"

Jimmy: "That's Rolf's piggie, Sarah!" [patting it] "Hello, Wilfred!"

Sarah: "Don't touch it! Enough with the pig, let's just go." [Wilfred noses at Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "He must smell the sweet aroma of my no-time nibble." [unwrapping the caramel apple] "See? My candied apple, Sarah."

Lee: [offscreen] "Why's this place look familiar?"

Marie: "That's 'cause we're just walking around in a circle." [Sarah grabs the apple from Jimmy and dangles it in front of the pig. They clamber on and ride out of the sunflower patch.]

May: "But that would mean we're lost!"

Marie: "I know, woodhead."

[A bus pulls up to the curb. It's doors open and we see our heroes, ready to venture into the world so they may find and defeat the villainous scumbags Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Once Captain Melonhead sees the inside of the bus, though, his courage wavers.]

Captain Melonhead: "Whoa."

[Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood climb aboard and nervously deposit five quarters into the collection box. He is about to take a seat when the bus moves forward, sending him tumbling into a man's legs.]

Captain Melonhead: "Oh! Sorry mister." [quieter] "Buses sure pack a wallop, huh Plank."

[Splinter the Wonderwood is nowhere to be found.]

Captain Melonhead: [scared] "Plank!?" [He begins to search for his sidekick.] "Buddy? Quit freaking me out, Plank!" [He stumbles into a woman's rump.] "Oh! Sorry! Excuse me! Pardon me! Has anybody seen my pal?"

[Captain Melonhead stumbles through a veritable jungle of legs, looking all over for his best friend. When he makes it to the front, he clings to a pole for dear life. However, when our brave captain looks at the driver, he sees an unexpected sight.]

Captain Melonhead: "Plank! Was that you?"

[Splinter the Wonderwood has commandeered the bus. The destination name changes from 160 Downtown to VENGEANCE. Splinter steers the bus downtown as Captain Melonhead joyfully rejoices in finding his friend again.]

Captain Melonhead: "PPLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKKKK!"

[The duck boat sits in a swamp, its neck broken and its body abandoned. As we watch, it lifts it's head a few inches before dropping the beak back into the murky water. It does this again.]

Eddy: [annoyed] "Where's your fauna now, Mr. Duck Boat?"

Nat: "This wasn't his fault!"

Edd: "The collision was unavoidable, Eddy! It was the unpredictable current that proved unfavorable!"

Eddy: [slapping a mosquito] "Unbelievable! All I know is we're stuck in a swamp off the middle of nowhere!" [He uses his shirt as a bandana.] "Big bro ain't gonna be impressed." [He slaps another mosquito.]

Edd: [on the edge] "Is that what you think? That I'm here to impress your brother?" [Ed crawls from the swamp.] "That I would forsake my home and family for something as trivial as–"

Ed: "Buttered toast!" [He dives into the water.]

Edd: [on a new tack] "Perhaps we should talk about you and Ed's immature behavior. I'm sure he'd like to hear about that. Well I'll have you know, if it hadn't been for my–"

Ed: "Crocodile attack!"

Eddy: "Ed!"

[Ed leaps on Eddy, pretending to be a crocodile.]

Eddy: "He's a mean one!" [play-fighting with Ed] "Ah-ha!" [He laughs as he runs away from Ed.]

Ed: [giving chase] "I will chomp you!"

Nat: "Wait!"

Edd: [worried] "Where are you two going?"

[They go after them, Edd tiptoeing from tiny island to tiny island.]

Nat: "Where did they go?"

Edd: "Oh dear. A malodorous marsh is not a place to play, gentlemen! Do you hear me?"

[They reach solid ground.]

Eddy: "Over here, Sockhead and Turtleneck, hey!" [Edd and Nat turn to him.] "Help me out of this molasses, it's trying to swallow me."

[Ed and Eddy are sinking in quicksand.]

Ed: "Wiggle my toes, wiggle my toes."

Nat: "Oh no."

Edd: [sweating] "Make no sudden movements. You're sinking in QUICKSAND!"

Eddy: [scared] "Quicksand?! Ed! We're done for!" [He hugs his friend.]

Ed: "We are so in manure!"

Eddy: "Immature, stupid, immature! Oh man! We're really sinking now!"

Ed: [going under] "To all the girls I loved before."

Eddy: "No! Ed!" [He pulls his friend out.] "Hang on, man!"

Ed: "Help! Help!"

Eddy: "Double D! Nat! Do something!"

Nat: "Hold on guys!"

[Edd and Nat prepare to create a rope from vines.]

Edd: "Stay calm, don't panic."

[They finish]

Nat and Edd: "Got it!"

[They toss it in the sand.]

Edd: "Quickly, take hold of that–"

[The rope lands on top of the sand. Edd and Nat failed. Their friends are no more.]

Nat: "ED?! EDDY?!"

Edd: "NO! NO! NOOOO!"

[They frantically search through the mud.]

Nat: "Where are you?! Ed?! Eddy?!"

Edd: "Oh don't you give up on me! Answer me!"

[Edd gives up and begins to cry.]

Edd: "Please?" [weeping] "Why oh why didn't you listen to me? This is all my fault! I should have never let you leave the cul-de-sac!"

[Edd cries in Nat's arms. She cries as well.]

Nat: "I'm so sorry Double D! I'm so sorry Ed and Eddy!"

[As they cry, a handkerchief is held out to Edd. Edd reaches for it.]

Edd: "Thank you, Ed. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy."

[Edd's eyes bulge. Nat, realizing what Edd said, looks up and sees Ed and Eddy are in front of them, covered in mud but otherwise no worse for wear. She goes wide eyed.]

Eddy: [grinning] "Gotcha." [The two burst into laughter. Edd and Nat stand up.] "Man, you both are such saps! This muck's only ankle deep! Can't sink in it!"

Ed: "Got that right, Eddy! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowl!" [Edd and Nat turn around and walks off.]

Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, Turtleneck, where you going?" [disgruntled] "You got somewhere to be? What?"

[Edd and Nat walk through the swamp until they reach a dock. They heave themselves up onto it. Water drips off of Edd, and he slips on it. Edd makes a label reading "Caution", slaps it on a puddle, and continues walking along with her.]

Eddy: "Hey!" [He and Ed follow Edd and Nat.] "Where ya goin? You're headin back into the swamp!" [reaching for Edd's shoulder] "My bro don't live–"

Edd: [slapping his hand away] "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!" [releasing his repressed rage] "A SAP?! Well excuse my sincerity for thinking besides Nat I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!"

Eddy: [trying not to laugh and is sure Edd's putting on an act] "And?"

Edd: [angrier] "It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!"

Ed: "I helped too!"

[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look. Edd then turns back to Eddy and resumes screaming at him.]

Edd: "You and your nefarious scams!"

Eddy: [enraged] "Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!"

Edd: "If you had paid attention to what I said and not pushed the red button–" [Ed comes out of his spot only to witness the start of a brawl.]

Ed: "Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!"

Edd and Eddy: "Stay out of it, Ed!"

Ed: "The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!"

Nat: "Guys please stop!"

Edd: "I've had enough!" [He kicks Eddy off.] "I'm returning home!"

Ed: "But we can't go home, Double D!"

Edd: "I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!"

Nat: "What we're you guys thinking?!"

Eddy: "Why do you care?! All you do is stand there and look pretty!"

Nat: "Excuse me?!"

Eddy: "You heard me! All you do! All you ever do is nothing! YOUR NOT EVEN AN OFFICIAL MEMBER!"

[Nat stares in shock along with Ed and Edd. Nat scowls at first but then her eyes fill with tears. As Eddy sees this his face shows slight regret.]

Nat: [crying] "W-Well f-fine if that's how you feel then I'm going home!"

[Nat storms off. Edd glares at Eddy then does the same, Eddy's eyes fill with tears.]

Ed: "Say it ain't so! We are four no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no gallop and jump! Like up, up, but no and away! Like blah, blah, without the other blah blahs!"

Eddy: [snapping] FINE! GO HOME! I DON'T BLAME YA! 'CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT!" [He bursts into tears. Edd and Nat stop in their tracks.] "YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!" [He cries. Edd turns back.]

Edd: "Eddy?"

Eddy: [sobbing] "What?"

Edd: "Your shirt, Eddy."

Eddy: [turning to face him, confused] "My shirt?"

Edd: [pointing at it] "Are those salt deposits from your lamentation?"

[Eddy looks down. Edd quickly thwacks his nose.]

Edd: "Gotcha!"

Ed: [cheering] "WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS!" [He hugs them close.] "To Eddy's big bro's house!" [He carries them on his shoulders.]

Edd: "Not that way, Ed." [He turns Ed in the right direction.] "This way."

Eddy: "You heard my pal, Ed!"

Edd: "What would you do without me, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Don't milk it, Sockhead."

[Ed notices that Nat is not with them and turns to see that she hasn't moved from her spot, Edd and Eddy notice as well.]

Eddy: "Come on Nat!"

[Nat still doesn't move]

Nat: "No Eddy."

[The Eds stare in shock at her response.]

Eddy: "No?"

Nat: "I'm still going back."

Eddy: "Why? I confessed."

Nat: "I know."

Eddy: "So why?"

Nat: "Because your right."

[Eddy becomes shocked]

Eddy: "I am?"

Nat: "Yes. I'm not an official member. Even though I hang out with you guys that doesn't mean I'm a part of your group. I just assumed you guys didn't care that's why I never brought it up."

[The Eds stare at Nat with shock and sadness in their eyes.]

Eddy: "Nat-"

Nat: "It's ok, continue your journey, don't let me get in the way."

[Nat turns to walk away. Edd jumps down from Ed's shoulder and rushes to her.]

Edd: "Nat please wait!"

[Nat turns around and faces Edd.]

Edd: "Please don't leave. I-I mean we need you."

[Nat looks shocked for a moment then reverts back to sad.]

Nat: "No you don't, you'll have Eddy's brother."

Edd: "But-"

[Nat cups Edd's cheek]

Nat: "Go ahead, I'll be ok I promise."

[Nat kisses Edd's cheek, then walks away. Edd stands stunned for a moment, then turns and walks back to Ed and Eddy sad.]

[A rumbling and and screaming from a pipe as a heavy load travels along it. The pipe spits its load out in the swamp. The load in question is Nazz. She is quickly followed by a second load consisting of Kevin and his bike. Kevin is spit out behind Nazz, and he runs over her with his bike. When he finally stops it, he is in a clearing. Kevin quickly removes his shirt and uses it to sponge off his soaked bike as an angry Nazz arrives.]

Nazz: [angry] "How's your bike?!"

Kevin: [oblivious] "Oh, hey Nazz."

[Nazz slaps Kevin.]

Kevin: [confused] "What was that for, man?"

Nazz: [through her teeth] "It's late and I'm cold."

[Nazz and Kevin stare at each other for a few seconds.]

Nazz: "Fine. I'll make the fire." [She stomps off.]

Kevin: [slapping a mosquito] "Sweet."

[Nazz rubs two sticks together. When this fails to get a spark, she tries again. Finally she smacks the sticks on the kindling. When this doesn't work, she throws them on the kindling. At this moment, the wood erupts into flame. Nazz warms her hands by the fire.]

Kevin: "Wicked fire, Nazz. Can I join you?"

[Nazz ignores him.]

Kevin: "Um, I got a peanut butter sandwich. I'll split it with ya."

[Nazz grabs the whole sandwich and scarfs it. Kevin's stomach rumbles, and he moves closer to Nazz.]

Kevin: "Sure could use another sandwich." [He places his hand on her arm.]

Nazz: [forgiving him] "Yeah...sorry about that, dude."

Kevin: "Aw, don't sweat it, doll."

[Kevin puts his arm around her, and Nazz reciprocates. They come closer together.]

Nazz: "Kev? Sorry I slapped you. It's been like such a crazy day today."

Kevin: "No foolin."

Nazz: "No foolin."

Kevin: "Wait, don't move."

[Kevin leaves. Nazz clasps her hands in anticipation of a gift.]

Kevin: "Almost left her out in the cold."

[Kevin has come back with his bike. Nazz's eyes bulge.]

Kevin: "Bad for the paint, y'know?"

[Nazz shoves him away from the bike, grabs it, and runs with it. She then winds up and throws it into the swamp. It hits a tree and lodges there.]

Nazz: "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE!"

[Kevin runs into the swamp and begins to clamber up the tree.]

Kevin: "I just don't get her, man."

Nazz: [offscreen] "Whoa! Help!"

[Kevin looks back towards their campsite. Nazz is gone and the fire has been extinguished. Kevin quickly runs back.]

Kevin: "Yo, Nazz! Where are ya?"

[The moon shines down brightly on the swamp. Below, yet another vengeance seeker is looking for the Eds. He cuts a more pitiful figure than most, though. This is mainly owing to the fact that he is wearing a strange helmet on his head and appears to be blind. This is accentuated when he runs into a tree.]

Rolf: "Who goes there?"

[Rolf punches straight through the tree. He then tries to yank his arm free. When he does so, he breaks the tree in three and falls in the water. The third part is the section he punched, which remains stubbornly around his wrist. He gropes for shore; finding it, he hauls himself up.]

Rolf: "I'll get you, insubordinate–"

[The tree slams into him. Fortunately, it cracks as a direct result of this. Rolf, dazed by the blow, staggers around in the middle of the road. At this moment, a truck horn honks and lights shine on Rolf's face.]

Rolf: "Hallo?"

[The horn honks again right before the truck hits Rolf. Rolf is knocked backwards by the blow, but some good comes of this; the helmet breaks, allowing Rolf to see again. The truck then pulls to a stop, and its' lights shine on Rolf's face. Suddenly, we are able to see that the truck is in fact the Kanker sisters' wheelbarrow, the lights are flashlights mounted on it, and the horn is a clown horn.]

Lee: [leering] "Looks like we lucked out, girls."

Marie: "It's one of them! Who's after our boyfriends!"

[The Kankers grab Rolf.]

[The Eds trundle down the road. Fireflies start to gather.]

Ed: "Look! Alien spaceships are attacking!" [Edd takes out a jar and captures them.]

Eddy: "That's stupid."

Edd: "Coleoptera Lampyridae, Ed."

Eddy: "Say what?"

Edd: "Fireflies, Eddy. These nocturnal luminescent beetles will help shed light on our journey."

Ed: "Fancy bug butts, I must say." [He yawns.]

Eddy: [tapping the jar] "So these things know where my bro lives?" [He yawns.]

Edd: "Hardly." [He yawns.] "Oh, pardon me. But they can help us find a safe place to rest for the night."

Eddy: "We passed a motel a ways back. We coulda stopped there." [He yawns.]

Edd: "Motels cost money, Eddy." [He yawns.] "Excuse me. Have you any money, Eddy?"

Eddy: [after a yawn] "I would if that stupid scam worked."

[Ed leads them into a clearing and sits down.]

Ed: "Ed pooped. Sleepytime guys." [He yawns.]

Edd: "An appropriate place as any, I suppose."

Ed: "Nighty night!"

[Ed burrows into the ground and wiggles around until he finds a big rock. He then lies against it, using the dirt as a blanket.]

Ed: "Ahh, comfy." [Eddy snickers, and Edd goes off to do something. Ed taps Eddy on the back with his foot.] "Psst! Psst! Eddy, can I have a good night kiss?"

Eddy: "What are ya?" [He tries to pull himself free, and instead pulls him to another rock before getting loose.]

Edd: [stepping over Ed] "Excuse me Ed." [He labels the rock.]

Eddy: [peeling off the label and reading it] "Yet. Another. Boulder."

[He looks up and sees that Edd has labeled the entire campsite.]

Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, quit turning everything into your bedroom!"

Edd: "It's just that it's difficult for me to sleep in an unlabeled environment."

Eddy: "Snore! I'm getting some shut-eye." [He tries, but almost falls off the rock. When he clambers back on, he tries another position, but this one hurts his back.] "This bed's killing me!"

Ed: "Trade ya, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Quit talking in your sleep, Ed."

[Eddy once again tries to sleep but fails. Giving up, he decides to talk to Edd who is still labeling.]

Eddy: "Y'know it's a shame Nat left."

Edd: "Yes I agree."

Eddy: "I'm suprised you didn't go with her."

Edd: "Why is that Eddy?"

Eddy: "Oh come on Sockhead it's obvious you have a thing for her."

Edd: [blushing] "W-What?! That's p-preposterous Eddy!"

[Eddy just smirks at Edd as he continues to sweat and avoid eye contact.]

Eddy: "What do you see in her anyway?"

Edd: "Oh what's not to love? She is perfect in every way! Her generous heart that is full of compassion and understanding is an illuminating light in the darkest shadow. Her beauty defines the word itself, from her entrancing eyes to her silken hair to her captivating smile. I have boundless admiration for her personal hygiene and how clean and well groomed she is. She is like a radiant angel who has come to me to give me joy and the real feeling of love and whenever we are apart I feel as though I am incomplete and I want nothing more than to be with her."

[Ed stares at Edd with teary eyes while Eddy stares at him with facination.]

Eddy: "Wow, Sockhead's really in love."

[Edd blushes]

Eddy: "Well if you want to be with her why haven't you told her?"

Edd: "I can't Eddy for I cannot bear the rejection!"

Eddy: "She kissed you before she left, she clearly feels something for you."

Edd: "A-Are you certain Eddy?"

Eddy: "Yeah sure."

[The sun dawns brightly, beaming down on a picturesque field. The picture is only marred by a despondent boy wheeling his bike across the grass. The boy looks exhausted, as though he's been up all night.]

Kevin: "Oh, what's the use? Probably getting back at me. For what, I don't know."

[He spots a speck of mud on his bike and tries to clean it. Suddenly, he spots something, and his eyes bulge. He looks at it; it is Eddy. Eddy jumps in fear and clambers over a rock to a hiding spot.]

Kevin: "Eddy?" [Rejuvenated, he leaps on his bike and gives chase.] "Eddy!"

[Eddy's feet pound the ground as he races to escape Kevin.]

Kevin: "Time's up, Dorko!"

[Marie, disguised as Eddy, rounds a corner and ducks behind a tree stump to where her sisters are.]

Marie: [removing the hairpiece] "What a drip! He fell for it like a ton of canned hams."

[Kevin is picking up speed when May is suddenly stuck into his path. Kevin's body slams into the human block and wraps around her. His bike continues at it's high pace and slams into a concrete barrier, crumpling into a complete wreck.]

Lee: [unravelling Kevin] "So much for your ride, huh, tough guy?"

Kevin: "NOOOO!"

[Suddenly Lee sees an unseen figure approaching]

Lee: "Quick somebody's coming!"

[Marie puts a gag on Kevin and puts him in a wheelbarrel. The unseen figure is revealed to be Nat looking down and sad.]

Lee: "Well look at what we have here."

[Nat looks up and sees the Kankers. She wipes her eyes and makes a defensive position.]

Nat: "No way! I won't let you go harass the Eds!"

Lee: "What are you talkin about?"

Nat: "I may not be a part of their group but I still care and I will protect them!"

Lee: "We aint gonna harass our boyfriends!"

[Nat looks shocked then gets out of her position.]

Nat: "Your...not?"

Marie: "No we'd never do that!"

May: "We're going to protect them!"

[Nat looks confused]

Nat: "Protect?"

Lee: "That's right!"

[Nat makes a skeptical look.]

Nat: "Are you telling the truth?"

Lee: "Hey if there's one thing we aint is liars!"

[Nat is still unsure whether to trust them but realizing that the Eds need all the help they can get she complies.]

Nat: "I can't believe I'm doing this but desperate times call for desperate measures." [she takes a deep breath.] "If what you say is true than your gonna need help and their location."

[The Kankers huddle to talk. After a few moments they face Nat.]

Lee: "Alright we'll let you tag along, but only cause you know where they are."

Nat: "Fair enough."

[Edd is snoring peacefully away. His friends are snoring as well. Suddenly, Edd sniffs the air. Catching a foul odor, he awakens. Looking up, he sees that he and his friends have in the night huddled together, and that Ed's butt is currently resting on his head.]

Edd: "Is that Ed's–" [He quickly gets up. Ed falls onto Eddy.] "Good lord! Horrid! Icky! Foul!" [after a beat] "Oh, who am I kidding. I just slept in my clothes!"

[Edd goes over to the jar of fireflies and opens it. Eddy begins to fight his way out from under Ed.]

Eddy: [throwing Ed off] "GET OFF!" [Ed lands in front of him.] "Shoulda stayed at that motel."

[Suddenly, a deep rumbling is heard, and an earthquake occurs. Ed stands up and steps out of the hole.]

Ed: [belly rumbling] "Yep. Belly's empty. Breakfast, Double D?"

Edd: "I'm afraid we haven't any food, Ed."

Ed: [panicking] "Food for Ed! Eat now! Ed hungry! Eddy, belly sad!" [He pulls out Eddy's hairs.] "Breakfast for Ed, Eddy!" [Ed gallops off, desperately searching for food.]

Eddy: "Breakfast? I'm in!" [He runs after Ed.]

Edd: [bringing up the rear] "Wait! Where are we going?"

Eddy: "Thataboy! Find me an omelette, Ed! And some bacon!"

Edd: [realizing they've gone off a cliff] "Stop!" [He grabs Eddy.]

Eddy: "Ed!" [Eddy grabs Ed, and all three fall to earth.]

The Eds: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[Suddenly, the screaming stops. A seat from a Ferris wheel rises up, the Eds on it.]

Eddy: "What happened?"

Edd: "We seem to be on a Ferris wheel! Eddy!"

Ed: [scared] "Too high guys!"

Edd: "Ed! Stay calm. No sudden movements now."

Ed: [leaping out] "Down for Ed, Double D!" [He starts to run on the cars, spinning the wheel around.]

Edd: "Ed! No!"

[Ed runs faster and faster, spinning the wheel at incredible speed. His foot catches on the seats in which his friends are sitting, and he gets in with them. Shortly thereafter, the Eds fly out of the car and hit a sign over the amusement park's entrance. The sign breaks off and falls. Edd heaves himself out from under it.]

Edd: "Oh, now look what we've done! Goodness gracious, when will this day of malfunction and mishap–" [He realizes his friends haven't come out from under the board.] "–um–end?" [Eddy pulls himself out.]

Eddy: "I'm really starting to hate slapstick." [Edd stares at the board in quiet contemplation.]

Ed: [holding up a half-eaten corn dog] "Breakfast, guys. Finders keepers!" [He gobbles it.]

Eddy: "Glutton." [He walks over to Edd.]

Edd: "Mondo A-Go Go. Now why does that sound familiar?"

Eddy: "It don't. Ed! Find me one of those corn dogs, will ya? I could eat a horse." [Edd reaches into Eddy's pocket and searches through it. He pulls out Eddy's wallet.] "Hey hey hey! Get your mitts off my wallet."

Edd: [showing off the postcard] "Eddy, look!"

[The postcard is a copy of the park's sign.]

Edd: "Mondo A-Go Go! See how the billboard and the postcard your brother sent you match? He must have mailed it from this amusement park!"

Eddy: [getting it] "It does? He did?" [grabbing his friends] "He's here?" [leaping into the air ecstatically] "WE'RE HERE!" [He races around the park, looking for his brother.] "BIG BRO! WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY? HEY!"

Edd: [helping him search] "There's so many places he could be, Eddy!"

Ed: "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"

Eddy: "BIG BRO! IT'S ME! EDDY!" [to his friends] "LOOKING KEEP LOOKING! HE'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!" [from a telephone pole] "BRO!"

[While his friends frantically look for Eddy's brother, Ed stands up and slowly walks towards something he sees, as if he's in a trance. He stops, looking at it with a dazed look on his face.]

Eddy: [noticing Ed] "Hey, why don't you quit standing there and do something–"

Ed: "WHALE!" [He points to it.]

Edd: "A whale?" [Ed is pointing at a whale-shaped trailer.] "Eddy, didn't you say your brother was once a whaler?"

Eddy: "That's his place!" [ecstatic] "That's gotta be his house!"

Ed: [running around] "Eddy's big bro! I am Ed! See me?!" [He falls out of his pants.] "I am okay."

Edd: [looking through his ties] "Opinion please, Ed. What do you think? Plaid? Stripes. Perhaps more conservative, yes?" [He selects his usual tie.]

Eddy: "Our problems are over, boys!" [He strides towards the trailer.]

[Jimmy is happily riding Wilfred. Suddenly, a crunch comes from behind him. Sarah has fallen off the pig.]

Sarah: "Darn it!"

Jimmy: "Sarah? Are you okay?" [He falls off as well.] "Oh, phooey."

Sarah: "We fell off that stupid slippery pig all the way over here, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "Wilfred can't help his oily complexion, Sarah!" [Wilfred squeals.] "Ooh! I think he wants us to follow him! Hurry!"

Sarah: [muttering] "Oh for Pete's sake."

[Wilfred leads them down the road. They are but a few blocks from Mondo A-Go Go.]

[Eddy climbs the steps to the trailer.]

Eddy: "Super sweet!"

[Eddy is about to knock when a hand grips his shoulder and yanks him away.]

Lee: [hugging him] "Your queens in shining armor have arrived!"

Edd: [shocked] "May? Lee? Marie?"

[Edd then sees Nat.]

Edd: [confused] "Nat?"

Nat: "H-Hey guys."

Marie: "We got your back, cutie-pie." [She empties the wheelbarrow of its cargo: Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf.]

Nat: "You had the kids with you?"

Rolf: "Double D Ed-boy?"

Kevin: "It's the dorks!"

Eddy: [shocked] "What are they doing here? What are you doing here?"

Lee: "Taking care of our boyfriends."

May: [to Ed] "They were chasing you to beat you up!"

Marie: "Yeah!" [She pins Edd against the trailer.] "No one beats up our little love muffins!"

Edd: [sweating profusely] "Yes. I mean no. What? Yes?"

Eddy: "But the only way they could have found us is if-"

[Eddy looks at Nat.]

Eddy: "You led them to us?"

Nat: "It isn't like that I promise! I ran into them while I was walking back and thought they we're coming to harass you but they told me they we're coming to protect you. Against my better judgement I decided to come with them and lead them to you for protection."

[The Eds stare at Nat in astonishment.]

Edd: "Nat and the Kankers working together, I never thought I'd see the day."

Nat: "You and me both."

[A pig squeals.]

Rolf: "Wilfred!" [He sits up.] "Is that you?"

[Wilfred arrives in a break between stands.]

Sarah: [following him in] "I swear if he eats one more corn dog off the ground, I'll–"

Marie: "Look! It's those twerps!"

Ed: [joyous] "Baby sister!"

Sarah: [annoyed] "Jeepers, Ed, you're still in one piece!"

Jimmy: "Did we miss the Eds beating?"

Kevin: "Nope!" [He grabs Eddy's leg.] "You're just in time."

Eddy: "No! Wait!" [He pauses and realizes he can step out of Kevin's grasp. After doing so, he turns to the crowd.] "In your dreams, shovel-chin. Tell you what, why don't you–" [standing by the trailer] "–talk to my bro! He lives here, you know."

Nazz: [gagged] "Hmm?"

Kevin: "No way."

Rolf: "Could this be true?"

Nat: "Really?"

Lee: "Get in line, girls."

Eddy: "Yeah. So tell him how you're gonna beat up his little bro."

[Eddy knocks on the door. It creaks open a few inches, revealing that it is bolted numerous times.]

Eddy's Brother: "Park don't open till noon."

Eddy: [awestruck, to Edd] "I told you he's a whiz at telling time!"

Eddy's Brother: "Pipsqueak?"

Eddy: "Bro!" [moving Edd aside] "Look out!"

Eddy's Brother: "Do Mom and Dad know you're here?"

Eddy: "As if!"

Eddy's Brother: "Anyone know you're here?"

Eddy: "Only these chumps who chased us here!"

Eddy's Brother: "Just a sec." [He unbolts the door and steps out.] "Aren't those ankle-biters from the cul-de-sac?"

Eddy: "Yeah! And they wanna beat me up! All for nothin!"

[Eddy's Brother turns his tinted sunglasses towards the kids.]

Kevin: "He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later."

[Kevin ducks behind him. Eddy's brother removes his shades.]

Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin, huh?" [He picks up Eddy.] "Still the troublemakin Eddy, I see." [He gives Eddy a noogie.]

Eddy: [chuckling] "Stop it, bro!"

Ed: "I smell my fingers after I eat cheese."

Eddy: "Um, I told the guys and girl you'd put us up." [gesturing to them] "Ed, Double D and Nat."

[At the mention of her name, Nat looks at Eddy confused.]

Edd: [starstruck, holding out his hand to shake] "I guthink it's very wuh ah ooh..." [He swoons.]

Eddy's Brother: [laughing] "Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?"

Eddy: [confused] "Girlfriend?"

Eddy's Brother: "Yeah, sure. I'll help you out." [The Eds grin.]

Eddy: [awestruck] "Really? Aw, bro, what'd I do without you!" [He hugs his big brother tightly.] "You are so my hero!"

Ed: [hugging Edd and Nat] "Happy place, Double D and Nat, happy place!"

Jimmy: "Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true!"

Kevin: [as the kids untie one another] "Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. And we got burned again."

Eddy: [offscreen] "Bro no!"

Eddy's Brother: "Just for old times' sake, let's play...Uncle."

Eddy: [unhappy] "Uncle?"

Eddy's Brother: [throwing Eddy down] "Wanna crash at my place, don'tcha?"

Eddy: "That's why we came all the way–Uncle! Uncle!" [Eddy's brother is twisting his leg into a spiral.] "Uncle!"

Eddy's Brother: "Say what?"

Eddy: "Uncle! Uncle uncle!"

Edd: [gulping] "Oh my."

[Eddy's brother sets Eddy down and laughs as Eddy spins uncontrollably. When Eddy finishes, his big brother grabs him.]

Eddy's Brother: "That was good, Pipsqueak."

Eddy: "So can we go inside now?"

Eddy's Brother: [stroking his goatee] "Why not?" [sadistically] "Don't forget to wipe your feet."

[Eddy gets thrown against the door to the trailer. He bounces off, back to his brother, and the torture is repeated. This happens numerous times as the kids watch, shocked.]

Nazz: "Dude. Eddy's brother is a real jerk."

Lee: "What's he doin to my man!"

Nat: "Stop! Please!"

[Lee's sisters have to hold her back to keep her from attacking Eddy's brother. By this time, each shot is thrown so hard that it nearly knocks the trailer over.]

Eddy: [exhausted] "Bro! Give it up!"

Eddy's Brother: [sarcastically surprised] "Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your hero." [He smiles sadistically.]

Eddy: "I do, bro, I do!"

Edd: "Mister Eddy's brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not–um–" [Eddy's Brother smiles sinisterly.] "–belittle him–in front of his–friends?"

Eddy's Brother: [as Eddy tries to get away] "Belittle? He's always been little. I like you, girlfriend." [He slams Eddy down on Edd, smashing Edd into the ground.] "You got spunk."

Ed, Nat and Marie: [shocked] "Double D!"

Sarah: "What the heck?"

Jimmy: [panicking] "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"

Rolf: [puffing out his chest] "Rolf has had enough of your platdoodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!" [He pushes Kevin in front. Kevin at first looks surprised but soon regains his confidence.]

Kevin: "Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!"

[At this point, Eddy is clinging to the trailer door while his brother is trying to yank him back to be punished.]

Nazz: "Yeah, mister macho man!"

[Eddy's brother pulls Eddy back, he also picks up Edd. He throws them at Ed, knocking them all out.]

Nat: "GUYS!"

[Nat rushes over to the Eds.]

Nat: "Guys! Speak to me! Please!"

[Nat gently shakes them but they won't wake up.]

Nat: "Ed! Eddy!"

[Nat begins to cry]

Nat: "...Double D?"

[Nat breaks down and sobs over them. The kids all just stare with shocked and sad looks on their faces, even the Kankers. Eddy's Brother just stands there with a smug look on his face.]

Eddy's Brother: "Get over it Babydoll, they had it coming." [He laughs]

[As Eddy's Brother continues to laugh Nat looks up. Her face has went from sad to angry. She stands up with her hands fisted and turns to face him. He stops laughing.]

Eddy's Brother: "Aw did I make the little Babydoll mad? What are you gonna do knit me a sweater?"

[Nat stays silent. She just continues to glare at Eddy's Brother. She then takes off her sweater.]

Eddy's Brother: "Whoa Babe aren't you a little too young for me?"

[Nat continues to say nothing. She then takes off her headband and throws it on the ground. She then ties her hair in a ponytail. She makes a defensive pose and motions Eddy's Brother to come to her.]

Eddy's Brother: "Whatever the lady wants."

[Eddy's Brother runs to Nat. She moves out of the way and trips him, he lands face first on his trailer. She turns to him.]

Eddy's Brother: "Babydoll's got spunk. I like that!"

[Eddy's Brother tries to grab Nat but she flips in the air dodging him. She lands behind him and punches him, making him fall to the ground. She then grabs his arm and flips him back and forth multiple times. Afterwards she spins him around. Everyone stares in awe at Nat's bravery and strength.]

[The Eds regain consiousness and witness Nat continuously spinning Eddy's Brother around. They too stare in awe.]

The Eds: "Wow."

[Nat then throws Eddy's Brother against his trailer. He falls down and has sustained multiple injuries. She then walks over to him. She sits on his back and lifts his leg.]

Nat: "Say it!"

[Eddy's Brother just whimpers. She lifts his leg some more.]

Nat: "I SAID SAY IT!"

Eddy's Brother: "UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!"

[Satisfied, Nat lets go. She then lifts him up and pushes him against his trailer.]

Nat: "I don't ever want to see you hurting my friends again, DO YOU HEAR ME?!"

Eddy's Brother: "Y-Yes."

[Nat then walks over to her sweater and picks it up. She uses it to tie up Eddy's Brother. She notices all the kids and Kankers staring at her.]

Nat: "I'm sorry you had to see that."

[She then sees the Eds awake.]

Nat: "GUYS!"

[Nat runs over and embraces them.]

Nat: "Oh guys I thought you were...I'm so glad your ok!"

[They all hug her back. Nat looks at Eddy.]

Nat: ""Are you ok Eddy?"

Eddy: [pushing his hands away unhappily and reveals his true nature to everyone] "I made it all up, guys and girl. Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up so people would like me. Think I was cool. But boy was I wrong. The scam, my brother...this...when am I gonna learn?" [Tears leak from his eyes.]

Edd: "I think you just have, Eddy." [Eddy grins, glad his friends still accept him.]

Kevin: "Grab him!"

[The kids rumble towards the Eds.]

Ed: "No! Take me!"

Eddy: [cowering] "Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys!"

[The kids grab Eddy and toss him in the air, catching him each time, and celebrating his victory.]

Rolf: "Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!" [He rubs Eddy's armpit.]

Nazz: "I'm so glad you're okay, dude." [She hugs Eddy and gives him a big kiss.] "You're awesome."

Eddy: "I am?"

Kevin: "I gotta admit, pal, that was so choice."

Eddy: "It was?"

[Eddy grins. As the kids and the Eds congregate, Nat walks over to the Kankers.]

Nat: "I'd never thought I'd say this but." [She gestures to Eddy's Brother.] "Ladies, he's all yours."

[The Kankers smile at Nat.]

Lee: "You're alright Nat, what do you say we bury the hatchet?"

Nat: [smiling] "Consider the hatchet buried."

[The Kanker sisters go over to Eddy's brother.]

Lee: "What a deadbeat this guy turned out to be."

Marie: "He don't look so tough."

[Suddenly, a bus honks as it pulls in. It parks by a truck, and the doors swing open. Jimmy cowers while everyone else looks at it, confused. A voice speaks from it, and the Eds start in fear.]

Captain Melonhead: "The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions!"

[Two masked figures leap from the bus and rush towards Eddy.]

Captain Melonhead: "It's Melon Time!"

Eddy: "WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait!"

[Splinter grabs the Eds and tosses them in the air. They land on top of one another, and Captain Melonhead leaps on top of the pile of Eds.]

Captain Melonhead: "No thanks are necessary, citizens." [He grins proudly.]

Sarah: "You idiot! Leave our friends alone!" [She attacks him.]

Kevin: "Back off, melon dweeb!" [He joins in the attack.]

Rolf: "Leave some produce for Rolf!" [He and Nazz leaps into the fray. Jimmy helps the Eds up, and the fight concludes.]

Kevin: [wiping his hands] "Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place! Jawbreakers are on me!"

[The kids cheer, and the Eds grin.]

Jimmy: "Party at Kevin's, yay!"

[Nat stares in awe.]

Nat: "Congratulations guys."

[Nat starts to walk away. The Eds witness her walking away.]

Eddy: "Hey Nat where ya going?"

[Nat stops and turns to see the Eds walking up to her.]

Nat: "I'm letting you guys have your moment."

Eddy: "It's your moment too."

Nat: "No it isn't."

Ed: "Yes it is."

Nat: "No it really isn't, I'm just not important."

Edd: "Why would you say that?"

Nat: "Because I'm just a fanmade character."

[The Eds stare in shock.]

Nat: "Not only am I not an official member of the Eds but I'm also made up and this whole thing is just a story, I didn't exist in the real show and the scenes and dialog that involved me is also made up."

[Nat looks away sad. Edd places a hand on her shoulder.]

Edd: "That may be true, that you are a figment of someone's imagination but I fail to see how that is a bad thing."

[Nat makes a confused face.]

Eddy: "Yeah, just because your made up doesn't mean your not important. Sure you didn't exist in the show but your creation for this story is what made it special and unique."

Nat: "Really?"

Edd: "Yes. And there are people who read this story and may have found enjoyment out of it. There we're even some wanting the story to continue when it reached a hault."

Nat: "Wow that's incredible!"

Ed: "Even though you don't exist your still Ed's friend in story!"

Nat: [smiling] "Thanks Ed."

Eddy: "Look Nat, I'm sorry for what I said earlier about you doing nothing and not being an official member, I was angry and it just slipped out. The truth is, you are helpful, whenever we we're in trouble and no one was there to rescue us, you were there. You never turned you back on us like everyone else did. Even when you walked away from us when you didn't feel appreciated you still came back to help, And even though you didn't exist in the show I'm glad that you exist in this story."

Edd: "I am as well."

Ed: "Me too!"

[Nat just smiles.]

Eddy: "Nat I'm going to ask you what I should have asked in "Every Which Way But Ed."

[Nat goes wide eyed]

Eddy: "Nat, will you be an official member of the Eds in this fanfic?"

[Nat becomes shocked. Then her eyes fill with tears.]

Nat: "After all this time. That's all I ever wanted."

[The Eds cheer and embrace Nat. The kids simply stare and smile. They pull away.]

Edd: "If you don't mind Nat I would like to say something to you as well."

Nat: "Yes Double D?"

[Edd takes a deep breath.]

Edd: "Nat, ever since we first met I have felt a strong connection between us, And as we spent more time together my affection for you only increased, It became so intense I ended up loosing interest in anybody else. And ever since then I have wanted to be with you, you are my most beloved female companion. Whenever I am being difficult you are patient with me and stayed by my side at all times. Whenever you show interest in my activities or speeches it brings me joy. Whenever I am in trouble and in need of assistance you are there to provide me with all the help I need. You are my shoulder to cry on, my light in the darkness, my rescuer in the form of an angel, and fanmade or not I would rather be with no one else."

[Nat just stands there crying along with Ed. Edd then takes her hands.]

Edd: "Natalie Daniel Johnson, will you be my girlfriend in this fanfic?"

[Nat makes the biggest smile along with everyone else.]

Nat: "Eddward Marion Vincent, Of course I'll be your girlfriend!"

[Edd stares in shock.]

Edd: "O-Oh that's wonderful!" [he starts to blush] "W-Well um since technically we are now in a relationship d-do I uh."

[Nat just smiles and leans forward, awaiting his question.]

Edd: "H-Have permission to kiss you?"

[Nat simply smiles and shakes her head.]

Nat: "You are adorable."

[Nat cups both of Edd's cheeks and kisses him. She then wraps her arms around his neck. He stands shocked for a moment, then relaxes as he kisses her back. He boldly wraps his arms around her waist. As the kiss the kids all cheer while Ed stares in awe and Eddy smiles in approval.]

Eddy: "Who knew Double D would be the one to get settled."

Ed: "I knew it all the time Eddy."

[Edd and Nat pull apart and smile at each other.]

Nat: "How was that?"

Edd: "Most enjoyable."

[Edd then realizes something.]

Edd: "Oh Nat I almost forgot, I made you something."

[Edd turns away then back to reveal an exact replica of Nat's sweater only with no holes and is the color lavender. He gives her the sweater and she goes wide eyed.]

Nat: "You made me a new sweater?"

Edd: "Yes. Hopefully it will replace your old one."

[Nat smiles at it then becomes confused.]

Nat: "When did you make this?"

Edd: "Well there was a scene of me making the sweater but it was removed for pacing."

Nat: "That makes sense."

[Nat takes out her ponytail and puts the sweater on. It's a perfect fit.]

Nat: "You know what? It's even better than my old sweater! And it's lavender, my favorite color!"

Edd: "It brings me great joy to see you happy."

[Nat just smiles.]

Edd: "Oh and don't forget this as well."

[Edd pulls out Nat's headband. She happily takes it and puts it on.]

Edd: "There. Perfect."

[Nat jumps into Edd's arms and kisses him again. She pulls away smiling.]

Eddy: "I have to say Nat, That color really suits you."

Nat: "Thanks Eddy, I'm glad my Apple Dumpling made it for me."

[Edd blushes]

Edd: "Anything for my Sweet Butterfly."

[Ed embraces everyone.]

Ed: "I'm so happy we are all together!"

Eddy, Edd and Nat: "We are too Ed!"

[Ed lets go. They all walk back to the kids.]

Ed: "Three cheers for Nat!"

Eddy: "An official member of the Eds!"

Edd: "And the cul-de-sac hero!"

The Eds: "Hip Hip-"

Everyone: "Hooray!"

The Eds: "Hip Hip-"

Everyone: "Hooray!"

The Eds: "Hip Hip-"

Everyone: "Hooray!"

Nat: [crying] "I feel so loved!"

Kevin: "Y'know Nat you should have a nickname since your name sounds similar to Nazz, how about Single T?"

Nat: "Single T? That's perfect!" [to Edd] "What a coincedence! It sounds similar to Double D!"

Edd: "Yes. Humorous indeed."

[All the kids then pick up all four (no longer three) Eds. As Edd and Nat are lifted they hold hands.]

Eddy: "We did it, guys! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!"

Edd: "And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials, and a movie, Eddy."

Nat: "It feels like a dream come true!"

Ed: "Let's sing a song!"

Jimmy:

"When you stub your toe

And it hurts you know"

Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nat, Jimmy, Nazz, Sarah, Kevin & Rolf:

"Friends are there to help you

When you step on your face

And your teeth are misplaced

Friends are there to help you

When you're flying low

And you're giving a show

Friends are there to help you

When you take off your shoe

And your feet stink pee-yew

Friends are there to help you."

[As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.]

Lee: "First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth!"

[When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door, and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts. As the kids finish the song, the screen fades to black, and Edd uses his labeler one last time, in order to put a label reading "The End" on the screen.]

Jimmy: "Second verse, same as the first!"

[The credits roll as the kids sing.]

Producers:

Daniel Sioui

Ruth Vincent

Voice Actors:

Matt Hill (Ed)

Samuel Vincent (Edd)

Tony Sampson (Eddy)

Jessica Dicicco (Nat)

Keenan Christensen (Jimmy)

David Paul Grove (Jonny)

Janyse Jaud (Sarah, Lee)

Kathleen Barr (Kevin, Marie)

Erin Fitzgerald (Nazz, May)

Peter Kelamis (Rolf)

Terry Klassen (Eddy's Brother)

Voice Director:

Terry Klassen

Editor:

Ken Cathro

Art Director:

Danny Antonucci

Color Design:

Bonni Reid

Background Design:

Rod Filbrandt

Hyuck Lee

Character/Prop Design:

Cory Toomey

Hyuck Lee

Additional Storyboard Artists:

Sabrina Alberghetti

Sheranne Johnson

Simon Piniel

Design Coordinator:

Vince Orcullo

Design Consultant:

Jilly Mentiply

Sound Coordinator:

Joe Spivak

Inking:

Christine Li

Production Coordinator:

Zoe Borroz

Supervising Animation Director:

Marlene Robinson May

Exposure Sheet Directors:

Ron Campbell

Sherann Johnson

Karen Peterson

Marlene Robinson May

Animation Production:

Yeson Entertainment

Animation Directors:

Kwang Jin Kim

Chul Ki Kwon

Layout Supervisor:

Suck Ho Shin

Assistant to the Animation Director:

Theresa Pukarnyk

Post Production Supervisor:

Ken Cathro

Music Recording Engineer:

Shawn Pierce

Sound Effects Editors:

Jeff Davis

Dean Giammarco

Bill Sheppard

Dialogue Editors:

Johnny Ludgate

Jeremy Duayne Elzinga

Audio Assistant Editor:

Luke Mathers

Sound Technician:

Peter Eliuk

Audio Technical Support:

Gordon Sproule

Robert Hunter

Post-Audio Coordination:

Amy Giammarco

Studio Audio Assistants:

David Livingstone

Ella Pincknery

Sound Reader:

Beans-N-Rice Editing

Voice Production:

VoiceBox Productions Inc.

On-Line Facility:

Studio Post & Imaging Inc.

Voice Editing:

MX Solutions Inc.

Post Audio Facility:

dbc sound inc

Vancouver, Canada

Executive in Charge of Production for Cartoon Network:

Jay Bastian

Executive Producer:

Danny Antonucci

©2009 Cartoon Network. All rights reserved.

[The sun rises on a bright new day in the cul-de-sac. In the lane, a familiar red hedge rises. Beneath it is a periscope. When we follow it, we find it leads down into the earth into the Melon Cave. Captain Melonhead cackles evilly, his costume in tatters.]

Captain Melonhead: [crazy] "This is your craazzyest plan ever, Plank! We'll show them!" [He spins Plank's chair around.] "WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL! What's that?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: [leaning towards his sidekick] "They did, didn't they?" [He grins insanely.] "Yeeeaahhh..." [serious] "The goody-goody-two-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end!" [He rushes into the darkness in the back of the cave. When he arrives, he has on a new cape.] "And out of the darkness will rise the villainous days of the Gourd!" [He plops a gourd on his head.]

The Gourd: "And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard!" [He swishes his cape dramatically.] "Together, we will exact revenge, on the entire cul. De. Sac!"

[The Gourd spins around evilly, laughing insanely. Suddenly, he stops.]

Timber, the Dark Shard:

The Gourd: "What?"

Timber, the Dark Shard:

The Gourd: "There's no time left?"

Timber, the Dark Shard:

The Gourd: "It's the end of the story? What story?"

Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999-2009)

And so our story ends. Eddy gains acceptance among the other kids, Edd begins a relationship with Nat, Ed stays his usual goofy self, and Nat becomes an official member of the Eds and is deemed a hero.

Hi it's me the author! What did you think of the story? Did you like it? Did you hate it? Please let me know! And did you like Nat? I made a poll on my profile with this question if you would like to vote on it, also do you think Nat could have been a good character to be in the show? I'm curious! And thank you for over 8,000 reads! As a first time author this is absolutely incredible! I had a wonderful experience with this story and I hope you did too!

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