Now Cynder takes on Bayonetta. Let's do this!
Cynder: Well, well! Little Cereza! Its good to finally meet you in person!
Ignitus: You knew Bayonetta as a child?
Cynder: No. Surprisingly, she actually reached out to me after Smash 4, looking to get us into the next tournament. We started talking quite a bit afterwards, and sort of became pen pals. Sure I had to clarify relationship status at one point, since I was positive she was hitting on me a few times. After I told her Spyro and I were together, she got even more excited to meet us.
Ignitus: No conflict over her seeming fondness for punishing opponents? Based on her literal death trap attacks?
Cynder: Its not my kink, nor is it Spyro's. She knows this. And that Madama Butterfly over there scares him. But all and all, this is really more a meeting between friends. Spyro knows that, so no need to tell him. As for the Iron Maiden and other such moves, it's really turnabout, given those same tools were used against witches before, so Spyro would just devour the symbolism there.
Ignitus: Wow. Never expected that much backstory.
Cynder: Friendships form in strange places. So what do I need to know?
Ignitus: You already probably know about the Wicked Weaves, so beware her guns most of all, including the ones she fires with her feet somehow.
Cynder: I see she's rocking Scarborough Faire this time around. Always preferred them to Love is Blue, but she's likely got them on standby.
Ignitus: That's about all I can tell you.
Cynder: Got it. Time to test your abilities, Cereza!
And that wraps up Bayonetta and Smash 4! Next time, we start our longest streak of all new, all different fighters, as the Inkling enters the arena! So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!
