Now Cynder takes on Ridley. Let's do this.
Cynder: So this is the bastard that killed Samus' parents!
Ignitus: That's Ridley alright, captain of the dread Space Pirates.
Cynder: Doesn't look that impressive to me. Looks more like a malnourished space crocodile than a deadly galactic threat to me.
Ignitus: Something tells me that's part of what Ridley wants you to think. This guy's a lot stronger than he looks.
Cynder: Believe me, I've seen more than enough to not underestimate these sorts of creeps.
Ignitus: Good to know, because against an intelligence like Ridley's, you're going to need every bit of your wit to take him down. And he's got the brawn to back him up, with that tail specifically.
Cynder: If he's so smart, then why is he only able to communicate in roars and grunts?
Ignitus: Intelligence does not really correlate to vocal chord development. Just look at birds of the family corvidae, who can understand and use logic in making certain decisions, yet can only communicate in what sounds the same way as other birds.
Cynder: Good point. Now then, time to give this thing a beating. Hey Ridley! Samus sends her regards!
And that wraps up Ridley! Next time, a fighter I was pleasantly surprised to see enter Smash, even if he wasn't my representative of choice for his series. We're talking Simon Belmont from Castlevania! More on what I mean by the latter half of my statement next time. So be sure to tune in for that! Same time... same channel!
