"You see, she cheated on me!" Jade said to her therapist.
"Cheated?" Mary Anne asked Jade.
"Yes! Captain marvel cheated on me! With cyborg! And shes telling our friends I cheated on her! I never cheated on here- N-never! Never! She cheated on me. Me. Me. Me. Me!
"What? But captain marvel is a fictional-"
"I even lost my virginity to her. Her! Who is cyborg? Why cyborg? Why?! Do you know why I've fallen in love with fictional characters? Because they're amazing! Amazing! Relationships with humans suck! Billions of years on this earth and other humans dating humans have never worked out! Never!"
Maryanne gave Jade a look. "Jade?"
"And-and-and-and-and-and-and I was married to captain marvel. I married her. I knew she cheated on me! I saw her kissing cyborg. You see, people have laughed at because I'm in a relationship with a fictional character. They laugh at me. Bu-but-but-but-but-but I dont care about that! Am I desperate? Do I seem desperate? think I'm desperate? Do my friends think I'm desperate? Probably not". Said Jade.
"Hmm" said Maryanne.
"I used to date humans. I hate dating other humans. Except for Tori. I love Tori. I'm dating the main character from Christmas crush movie named Georgia hunt. Did you know I'm dating wonder woman? Well, I am! Wonder woman is amazing in bed. She makes my body feel amazing! Amazing I tell you. A-a-a-a-a amazing!" Said Jade.
Her therapist just gave her a look. "Jade! Yes I'm fine! And if you tell my psychiatrist or Sikowitz I'll deny it! All of it! I wanna be a champion someday. I wanna win the football game madden mobile and defeat wonder woman. I wanna laugh at those who are miserable in their relationship because I'm dating wonder woman!" Said Jade.
"O-okay" Saix Maryanne.
"That's the real reason I wanna win this football game! I wanna go on dates with wonder woman. I want wonder woman to touch me and kiss and get iced coffee with me. Do you know why I wanna also marry Georgia hunt from the Christmas crush movie? Because; because we have not only good love making but GOOD chemistry. Shes beautiful I tell you! Beautiful! I love her. And if you tell your friends I'm dating 2 fictional characters, then good! That's what its really about!" Said Jade.
Jade got up and put her hands in her therapist shoulders. "Do you see why I wanna be a champion? Because I will win this football game! I WILL wiiiiiin! Meeee! Me! I will be victorious!"
"Um. Okay" said Maryanne.
Jade smiled.
