The Proposal Trailer
Everyone entered the theater and they were shocked when they looked around. The theater was so clean it sparkled in certain areas, the screen was shiny, the floors had no signs of dirt and the seats looked good as new.
"Wow!" Ruby said in awe.
"Did you do all of this?" Coco asked.
Bill didn't answer as he just floated in front of the screen twirling his remote.
"So this is what you were doing yesterday." Summer said
Yang sat down and got herself swallowed into the seat.
"This chair feels so good." Yang said in bliss.
Everyone sat down and felt the same as the lights dimmed.
"Remined me to call you when I have to clean around the house." Kali said.
Bill just rolled his eyes as he was balancing the remote on his foot.
"So are you gonna give us any snacks or..." Nora trailed off.
"You guys just had breakfast." Bill said "I'll give you some snacks after like 5 trailers."
"I can agree to that, but you know I can't survive without-" Qrow didn't finish as a case of beer landed on his lap.
Qrow grinned and gave Bill a thumbs up.
"Ok! Are we all ready?" Bill asked and everyone nodded.
Bill floated to his seat and kicked the remote to his hand "Lets begin!"
The screen lit up and showed a shirtless Jaune in bed as he grabbed his alarm clock. It was beeping, signaling that he was late.
"Oh no. No. No!" Jaune shouted as he rushed out of bed.
"Huh! When was the last time since we've seen one about Jaune?" Coco asked.
"I think it was after the Amazing Spider-Man 2." Ren said.
"Well at least this one is normal." Winter said.
"You never know with these things." Qrow said with a smirk.
A city was shown with busy streets and cars driving with people walking along the sidewalk.
THIS IS JAUNE
Jaune was shown running through the streets with a suit on and bag in hand.
"So I'm a desk jockey in this one." Jaune said boredly.
"At least you're not fighting off zombie mutants." Taiyang said as he had bad flashbacks.
HE'S REALLY LATE
Jaune was shown fast walking with two coffees in hand as he passed Coco who was on the phone.
"You're cutting it close." Coco said to him.
"Aww Come on! Am I the only cool one in the multiverses?" Coco asked and shouted.
"Maybe it'll get better?" Velvet asked as she tried to cheer her up.
"Says the person who was in a circus." Coco said sadly.
Velvet giggled at her friend.
Jaune bumped into someone and the coffee splattered all over his shirt and the other person.
"Oh Come On!" Jaune shouted as he threw the coffee at the other person.
"This just isn't your day Arc." Qrow said as he sipped his first can of beer.
"Watching Arc experience misfortune brings a certain joy in my heart." Cinder said with a satisfied smirk.
"Brings me great entertainment." Mercury said as he laughed.
"Blondie's just cursed." Roman said.
Weiss was shown strutting past people as a man leaned back on a wall to avoid her.
"Good morning Ms. Schnee." A woman said.
Weiss ignored her an continued walking as people rushed and got busy with work as they looked at her in fear.
"Weiss is here once again!" Nora announced.
"This one seems colder than ours." Ruby said.
"So What? I'm the boss?" Weiss asked as a smirk made way onto her face.
"You enjoy being feared by others?" Penny asked.
"N-no! Being respected!" Weiss defended.
"That's not respect, Ice Princess." Yang said.
Jaune looked up from his screen.
WEISS IS JAUNE'S BOSS
"You just hate me don't you?" Jaune asked Bill who shrugged while laughing with Amber.
"I need you around this weekend." Weiss said as she walked with Jaune.
"Do you have a problem with that?" Weiss asked as she looked at Jaune.
"N-no.. it's just uhm.. it's my grandmother's 90'th birthday so...uhm.." Jaune stammered, Weiss walked away ignoring him. "It's fine I'll cancel it!"
"You won't let him see his grandmother on her birthday!?" Ruby asked in shock.
"N-no! I mean... that's not me! I mean it's a different me!" Weiss said.
"And I thought I was a bad guy." Roman said.
"That's just cold." Emerald and Mercury said
Jaune ended a call as Weiss stood in front of him.
"Is that your family?" Weiss asked.
"Yes." Jaune answered.
"They tell you to quit?"
The scroll rang.
"Every single day." Jaune said as he picked up the scroll "Weiss Schnee's office."
"Why don't you?" Blake asked and Jaune shrugged.
"Contract maybe?" Jaune speculated.
Mercury and Roman laughed as they were enjoying this.
WEISS HAS A PROBLEM
Yang snorted "I could've told you that."
Weiss glared at her but chose not to say anything.
"This isn't about my second raise is it?" Weiss asked as she approached Ozpin and Glynda who were in suits as well.
"So I work for Professor Ozpin and Professor Goodwitch?" Weiss asked in shock.
"Weiss your VISA application has been denied." Ozpin said "You're being deported."
"Deported?" Weiss asked in shock "It's not like I'm an immigrant or something, I'm from Atlas."
"Wait there are laws about leaving the nations?" Ruby asked.
"Not really, just some basic stuff but this universe seems to have strict rules about it." Pyrrha said as she remembered her move from her home to Beacon.
"I think it's justice for how she's treating Jaune." Saphron said.
"If you're deported, you can't work for a Vale company." Glynda said.
"If there was anyway at all that we could make this thing work." Ozpin said sincerely
"Man businesses suck!" Yang said.
"So Weiss is losing her job for being an illegal immigrant. If I remember correctly, the only way to become a citizen fast enough was to...Oh." Sienna stopped talking as a smirk made its way onto her face, she then started laugh and made everyone look at her.
"What? What's so funny?" Militia asked.
"I think you'll see soon enough." Sienna said as she continued laughing.
Jaune entered the room "Pardon the interruption...uh..." Jaune said.
Jaune stopped talking when Weiss started looking at him with great interest as idea came to mind.
Most of the adults started to laugh as they finally realised the situation, leaving most of the teens confused.
"Oh my..." Glynda said as she laughed.
"What a pickle." Oobleck said.
"What?" Yang asked.
"Jaune Arc is the key in Weiss Schnee's plan." Salem said as she chuckled.
JAUNE IS THE SOLUTION
"What kind of solution!?" Jaune asked as he got more nervous.
"Of all that is holy please don't be what I think it is?" Winter asked in growing anger.
"I understand the predicament but there is something you should know." Weiss said as Ozpin looked between Jaune and Weiss.
"We are uh.. we are getting married." Weiss said.
By now everyone burst out laughing as Jaune was completely red as he looked like he was going to faint and Weiss started crying.
"This all just a dream, wake up Weiss." Weiss kept on repeating to herself
"Oh my...this is just perfect!!" Yang shouted as she wiped the tears from her eyes.
"I still don't get it though?" Ruby said as she looked around.
"Ok listen Ruby, Weiss isn't allowed in Vale so the only way to stay in Vale is to be married to someone in Vale." Taiyang examined.
"Ohhhhh...hahahahaha!!!!" Ruby burst out laughing as Weiss groaned.
"Who..Who's getting married?" Jaune asked silently and confused.
"You and I. You and I are getting married, yes." Weiss said as if she was convincing herself as well.
"We're getting married." Jaune said silently.
"C-can't fight a love like ours." Weiss said as she awkwardly side hugged Jaune.
"I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" Neptune said as he was crying by now.
Yang and Nora have already fallen out of their chairs and Roman and Mercury were choking on air.
"Please Weiss stop talking." Jaune whispered to her.
"It's not like I'm doing it." Weiss whispered back as their faces were as red as Ruby's cape.
"So uh...uh.. are we good?" Weiss asked as she pointed between her and Jaune.
"Make it all legal and we'll put this whole thing behind us." Ozpin said.
"The laughter was beginning to die down but one thing was for sure, Everyone had smiles on their faces after this.
Jaune walked behind Weiss as he was still in shock, he looked around to see people looking at him even Sun was laughing at him.
"So everyone heard that?" Jaune asked.
"Yep!" Vernal shouted as she laughed.
"I'm not gonna marry you." Jaune said as Weiss sat at her desk.
"If you don't, you'll be on the street all alone, looking for a job." Weiss said.
"I never thought Weiss would be the trying to get Jaune to be with her." Blake said.
"The universe is a strange and magical place." Sun said with a sigh.
"Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love?" Ren asked as he looked between them.
Weiss had her hand on Jaune's shoulder and he reached out to touch it but she pulled away.
"This is why I don't do relationships." Qrow said.
"We're going to their place this weekend." Weiss said
"Oh, and where is that?" Ren asked.
"Menagerie." Jaune answered.
"Menagerieeeee?" Weiss asked in shock.
Most laughed at this and enjoyed this odd couple's misfortune.
"Don't you live in Vacuo?" Pyrrha asked.
"Yeah. Must be another universe thing." Jaune said with a shrug.
"We're so similar but so different at the same time." Ren said.
"You don't mind if I put that on a t-shirt do ya?" Roman asked with a grin.
Ren looked at him bewildered but all he got was a thumbs up from Roman and a dollar sign from Neo.
A plane was shown then a nice big house was shown.
Weiss was shown in a room with Jaune and they were talking to Jaune's mom and Jaune's grandmother.
"Oh my God you actually went." Yang said shocked.
"This other me must be very desperate." Weiss said.
Saphron, Velvet and Pyrrha narrowed ther eyes at her.
"What do you mean by that?" Saphron asked.
Weiss started to sweat nervously and shook her head with an innocent smile
"Nothing!" Weiss shouted.
"Where is Jaune's room?" Weiss asked.
"He'll sleep in here with you." Jaune's mother said.
"Oh no." Weiss said
"Why!!" Winter shouted in shock as everyone else was laughing
"We love to snuggle don't we honey?" Weiss asked with a strained smile on her face.
"We're huge snugglers." Jaune said.
Weiss was shown sleeping on the bed while Jaune was on the floor. The door knocked and it was Jaune's mom on the other side.
"Breakfast to the happy couple." Jaune's mom said.
Jaune jumped up and climbed onto the bed as Weiss quickly shifted. He put his arm around her and hugged her from behind.
"Oh my God! What is that?" Weiss asked as she turned to look at Jaune.
"I'm sorry." Jaune said
"What is it?" Weiss asked
"It's the morning." Jaune explained.
The guys laughed while most women blushed at this.
"The morning?" Ruby asked confused.
"Don't look at me." Nora said "Hey Ren, what does he mean?"
Ren blushed "Well uh..."
"Oh Oum..." Jaune groaned
Weiss was about to pass out in embarrassment as Yang and the rest of the guys laughed.
"How could you marry someone who made your life so miserable?" Jaune's father asked.
Jaune and Weiss were shown in a car as Weiss punched him on the shoulder and Jaune elbowed her on the arm.
"Sweetie!" Weiss said with a glare.
"Honey!" Jaune said matching her glare.
"They fight like cats and dog-" Blake couldn't finish as Zwei barked as he stood next to her.
They both stared at each other then the next thing they knew, Blake on top of Yang as she was hugging her to death and hissing at the dog.
"Should we do something?" Neptune asked.
"Nah. They'll figure it out." Ruby said.
Some proposals change you.
Jaune and Weiss looked at each other with small smiles on their faces.
"So are they slowly falling for each other?" Kali asked.
"Seems so." Raven said.
"Why don't you get married tomorrow?" Jaune's mom asked.
As Jaune and Weiss looked at her with strained smiles.
"Lets see a kiss!" A man shouted from the party.
"Just do it really fast." Weiss said through clenched teeth.
Both kissed each other and made a 'Mvuwah!!' Sound.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Weiss said
"Dreams do come true." Jaune muttered.
"What?" Nora asked him.
"Uh Nothing." Jaune said
"Oh come on! That was Nothing!" Roman shouted.
"Yeah! Give her a real kiss!" Emerald shouted.
For better or worse
Weiss was shown rubbing Jaune's face then she slapped him.
Weiss was shown throwing a pillow at Jaune. He got up and threw a pillow at Weiss's face.
"This is certainly the oddest couple I have ever seen." Port said.
"You clearly haven't been to Dustcon." Ruby said as she shivered.
Jaune was shown driving a speedboat with Weiss, he turned the boat and Weiss fell off and into the water.
"Ha!" Cardin laughed out loud.
Weiss narrowed her eyes at Jaune who smiled nervously.
"Really?" Weiss asked
"Sorry?" Jaune asked.
Jaune's granny was shown "Give her a real kiss!" She shouted.
Jaune and Weiss kissed and it actually looked like they didn't hate each other during the kiss.
"Awww." Some of the women said.
Pyrrha and Velvet were jealous but they were starting to see a connection between that Jaune and Weiss.
They ended the kiss as Weiss looked at him shocked and confused as Jaune looked the same.
"This actually a nice love story." Ruby said.
"It's funny too." Yang said as Blake finally let her go.
Rubybwas shocked as she saw Yang's face looked away immediately.
Weiss was shown getting out of the shower in a towel as she looked around the room.
"Hello?" She asked as she walked into the room.
Jaune was shown at the balcony with only a towel on as he listened to music.
"I see where this is going." Yang said with a smirk.
"Oh no..." Jaune said
"Oh Yes!" Mercury said as he watched in anticipation.
Tyrian took out a camera that he got from one of the counters in the MMC as he was hoping for any shots of a naked Weiss.
"Seriously?" Hazel asked in disgust.
Tyrian smirked "Oh yeah."
Both of them walked into the room and slammed into each other. Weiss literally slides down Jaune's chest as they fell to the floor.
"Oh my God!" Jaune shouted as he looked at Weiss.
"Why are you naked!?" Weiss shouted.
"Why are you wet!?" Jaune shouted as they ran away from each other.
Everyone was laughing by now except Tyrian, Weiss and Jaune.
Tyrian because he couldn't get any proper shots, Weiss and Jaune because they passed out with nosebleeds and in shock with tomato faces.
THE PROPOSAL
"These titles are just amazing." Roman said as he continued to laugh.
"This is too much!" Yang shouted with tears in her eyes.
"Maybe a tad loose in certain areas." Weiss said as she was in an old wedding dress and the *ahem* boobs were sagging
"I'm a bit chesty to begin with." Jaune's grandmother said "It's like an Easter egg hunt."
She said as she tried to find Weiss's nonexistent boobs. Weiss went wide eyes as they found them.
"There they are!" Jaune's grandmother said.
People continued to laugh and it was literally getting too much to handle.
The screen went dark as Bill floated to the front as he wiped the tears from his eye.
"So what'd you think?" Bill asked.
"Comedy gold." Roman said
"Can we just move on please!!" Weiss shouted.
"Ignore her, It was awesome Bill!" Yang shouted.
Bill went wide eyed as he stared at her face and saw Ruby shushing him from behind her.
"Geez!" Bill said as Yang's face was covered in cat scratches.
He snapped his fingers and the scratches disappeared.
"Now that's over! Let's move onto the next one." Bill said.
"Yeah!" The teens shouted enthusiastically.
