Chapter five: Lad Boxman and Laserblast go to the carnival.
Author's note: THE BOY AIN'T RIGHT.
Lad Boxman and Laserblast sat at the living room.
"LET'S FUCKING HAVE SEX, BITCH." Shouted Lad Boxman.
"Lol k how do we do the sex?"
"YOU BEND THE FUCK OVER AND EXPOSE YOUR ASS TO ME."
"Lol o ok." Laser bent over
Lad Boxman shoved an entire jar of pickles up Laserblast's ass to which it collapsed and exploded sending pickles, pickle juice, shards of glass, and blood everywhere. Lad Boxman was horrified. "THAT… THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"
"Ow." Said Laser. "Why is there blood everywhere?"
"Uh… UH." Said Lad Boxman as he thought of an excuse. "It's… it's because you lost your virginity!"
"Oh! Oh my gawd! I lost my virginity!" He sat on the floor, only to shriek out in pain. "OW! Why does my butt hurt?"
"Uh! That's just the Virgin Mary blessing you for losing your virginity!"
"Ohhhh! Wow! That's so cool!" Laser went over to a window, opened it, and shouted out "Everyone! I lost my virginity and the Virgin Mary blessed me!" To which he was greeted by the sounds of 'EWWWW! BOOOO!' And the bitter cold causing Laser to shiver. "Oh my gawd! Someone tell whoever it is outside running the air conditioner to turn it down! It's so fucking cold outside!"
"GOD DAMN IT, STUPID DRUNK BITCH! SHUT THAT FUCKING WINDOW."
Meanwhile, Sparks punched Elbow in the face. "GOD DAMN IT, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
"I… I uh, love you?"
"I'M A LESBIAN, YOU FUCKING FUCK!"
Elbow frowned feeling ashamed and walked away. "I'm sorry."
"Aw, Elbow, it's okay! Come back! We can hang!"
Rippy Roo appeared and pulled out margaritas and pizza so everyone could party.
Sparks, Elbow, Rippy Roo, Foxtail, and Greyman all had a fun night partying thanks to Rippy Roo!
To be continued.
