AN: Re-read Ch 4 if you read it before this chapter came out.

Hachiman POV

I was sure Sirius would be laughing if he were here to see this today. A flimsy Disillusionment charm that had taken me 3 years of consistent practice to get right wandlessly was enough to hide from Hiratsuka-sensei as she scoured the halls in search of me. She had been waiting outside my classroom when the school day ended. Probably to ensure I had no escape, but after a light Confundus on my class to let me cast my Disillusionment without them noticing, I walked right past her. I could see the anger mounting inside her, probably thinking something like, "How dare he skip his punishment on the second day!" I gave a light chuckle at the thought, but unfortunately I was a little bit too close to her.

"Who's there?!" Ah I think she heard me, this devil-woman sure is scary when she wants to be.

I decided to give up on the fun for today after that close call and walked to the bathroom to apparate home. On the way there I ran into the most angelic thing I had ever seen. A girl my age with the most beautiful silver hair that fell just past her chin was sipping from the water fountain. Although I had gotten more used to the idea of natural hair colors being way more diverse in this new life this was on a whole new level. My disillusionment wavered because of my unexpected surprise.

"You! Who are you!" Shit that's not good, the first person to see me using magic in this life was going to think I was stalking her, I was mentally preparing to just risk the Obliviation.

I reached my hand out to grasp her forehead for the spell before she jumped back, "Don't you dare try anything Potter!" Eh? "I'd recognize those eyes anywhere." she was speaking in English now, a familiar droll I thought I would never hear again, it made me pause for a second.

"Malfoy?" There was no possible way this was really happening, "You became a smoking hot babe?"

"No! I'm a man!" If only Ron were here to… Well he would surely find it funny in heaven.

"Pft… bahahaha" I was unable to stop myself now, imagine that, big bad Malfoy was reduced to a tiny innocent-looking boy. Unfortunately I was unable to savor the moment, as with this development came a variety of problems. I stopped laughing and steeled my face, switching to English I said, "How are you even here? I watched the life leave your eyes, Malfoy."

Flashback

"Draco Malfoy, I reckon you'd be the last person to visit me down here, what brings you to my humble abode." The first time I was captured by Voldemort I had been put into my godfather's old cell in Azkaban, Voldemort was rather pleased with himself for coming up with the idea, but it felt horribly cliched. I earned a Cruciatus Curse for voicing my opinion on it.

"He killed Daphne, Potter!"

"Okay? You knew what you were signing up for, remember Malfoy? You put on the mask, for better or worse."

"I was wrong, and now I'm dead too. This is the only way I can repent." This was one of the weirdest dementor visions I had ever had. Instead of the usual parents screaming as Voldemort Avada Kedavra'd them, I got my most hated school mate trying to rescue me.

Only it wasn't a vision.

We walked over fallen death eaters as he brought me to the room Azkaban had kept all the wands of the prisoners in and found a suitable one for me, holly and dragon heartstring. Then he side-along apparated me to a Malfoy safe house on the edge of a cliff overlooking water in Italy that he inherited from his father, one that Voldemort didn't know about, or so we thought.

We spent months there doing nothing other than the occasional duel, eating, and sleeping. We spent most of our time apart from each other, but I had lost most of the hate I held for him. It just simply wasn't worth the effort required.

Our small peace wouldn't last.

Voldemort came in by complete surprise, we knew we didn't have forever, but it was far too soon for him to find us under the heavy wards unless he knew our general location.

Malfoy knew that he would be tortured to death if he was caught, and couldn't handle the idea, "For what it's worth Potter, I'm sorry." he took a pill from his pocket and swallowed it with a sip of fire whiskey, and with that Draco Malfoy, Master of the Elder wand, died.

Flashback End

"I don't know, okay? Last thing I remember before being born again was Voldemort, my wife's death, my talk with you, the cyanide, a lot of nothingness, and then laughter."

"Laughter…" I knew Death had to be involved in this, just one more thing to torment me with, or maybe a clue as to why I am here. "Listen, just give me your phone number and we can talk about it in a less public place." He wrote it down on a piece of paper he pulled from his backpack and handed it to me.

…Wait a minute, why the hell is he blushing like that? I would have never before thought that Draco Malfoy could, in any uncertain terms be described as cute, but this was some next level adorable.

"Well... well... well… what do we have here Hikigaya, I didn't know you were fluent enough in English to ask for a classmate's phone number with it." A shiver ran up my spine at the sudden intrusion. Shit it's Hiratsuka-sensei, did she hear anything? Based on what she said probably not, but I can't be too sure. And did she say classmate? I sent a confused look to Malfoy before he deadpanned.

"Yes, we are in the same class you git, Totsuka Saika, I sit two seats in front of you." Huh, I guess I never noticed, I gave him a what-can-you-do face with a shrug.

"Social ineptitude aside, I think it's time you and I headed to the club, eh Hikigaya? It would be a SHAME if you missed out on all the fun." I was only 60% sure that she wouldn't punch me right in front of Malfoy, and 100% sure that he would do nothing but laugh if she did, just like he was doing now.

She picked me up in a chokehold and dragged me off to the club room, I saw Malfoy mouth "Club?" to me confusedly, before giving one last chuckle and walking to the exit of the school.

"Since you already missed 30 minutes of the allotted club time, I think I'll have you clean my office before school starts, how does that sound?" She phrased it like a question but there was only one response I could give in this precarious position, and that was to furiously nod my head.

"Good man."

When we arrived at the storage turned club room she let go of me before shoving the door open unannounced. She pushed me inside then closed the door and locked it. Her heels clicked on the tile as she stormed back to her office to finally get some work done.

"Sensei, kno… nevermind." Yukinoshita was unable to get her words out in time before Sensei's departure, not that it would've changed anything. Meanwhile I was feeling a little bad for wasting Sensei's time like that, but it was her fault I was in this situation anyway, and now I had to come in early to clean up her shit.

I looked back at the locked door, hmm, how should I deal with this situation... aha! I walked over to the window, giving Yukinoshita a pointed look, "Do me a favor and don't tell Sensei about this, Yukinoshita-san." I opened the glass and vaulted over the side, casting a quick cushioning charm on the floor at the end of my fall and walked out the front gate, not giving her a second glance. If I had looked back I would've seen her rush over to the window, face filled with worry, followed by disbelief, and then righteous fury. I rounded the school's stone gate and then once I was out of sight I apparated to my house with a crack.

Yukino POV

That idiot! How did he do that? That fall should've broken his legs, or worse! The Service club room was situated on the second floor, easily 25 feet in the air, but he walked off that fall like it was nothing. Perhaps he was a ninja reincarnated into the modern world? No, of course not, I've been reading too many novels. In any case this requires further investigation on my part. Hiratsuka-sensei would not be pleased when she heard about this.

It should be obvious to him that I would tell her about something so dangerous. Who was he to order me around like some dog? I went over to the sliding door to open it up before frowning, it was locked from the outside, so that's why he jumped.

Hiratsuka-sensei had opened the club for me today before the end of the school day so I didn't get the key from her. She must've locked the door to keep the monkey inside once she found him. How could a teacher be so careless? What if he gave into his beastly urges? Unfortunately I would have to wait for club hours to be over, or for her to realize I was still in here to tell her, and he would get off scot-free by then.

Unless maybe I…

I walked over to the window and peeked down again...

Nope, not a chance.

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AN: Surprise! Malfoy will be the only other character from the Harry Potter world, and is pretty much just going to be comedic relief. I rewrote the last chapter because it WAS really too close to the original, sorry about that! This should be a little more Harry and a lot less Hachi. Once again, feel free to let me know what I'm doing wrong and I will try to fix it, thanks for reviewing!