It Was A Fine Morning...And A Peaceful Morning As A Matter In Fact. The Birds Are Singing...Flowers Are Blooming...Until A Helecopter Came In...And One Man Jumps Out Of The Helecopter, It Was Him. The Man Who Appears In 6 Seasons Of Total Drama Island...Chris. Mclean.

Chris: "Welcome Total Drama Fans! Grab Some Popcorn And Some Soda, Cuz THIS! Will Be AWESOME!"

Then The Camera Cuts To Last Season Where Shawn Won

Chris: "So After Last Season. Shawn Won The Prize Money. Then I Decided To Pass On The Race Cuz, I Was On A Break. So I Had NO Choice But To Hire Don...And BOY He Sucked!"

Then Chris Walks To The Woods Of The New Island Which Almost Repersents Wanakanka And Phakeitew Island

Chris: "Also, Some Guy Whos Name Was...Uh..."(Looks At The Paper)"Okay...It's Scambled...But We Prefer Him As The Boss...Werid Enough. Gave Us An Island That Repersents Both Wanakanka And Phakeitew Island!"

Then Chris Walks To The Kitchen Where Chef Was Trying To Cook Some Rats That Escaped

Chris: "He Also Gave Us A Kitchen. And He TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE RULES OF THE KITCHEN!"(Laughs Out Loud And Sees Some Rats Who Ran Away)"What The?!"

Chef: "Ugh, Sorry Chris, Those Rats Kept Escaping From My Hands! These Guys Are Slippery!"

Chris: "Uh...Noted..."

Then Chef Walks Away So He Can Kill Of The Rats, Then Chris Looks At The Camera Again

Chris: "ANYWAY!"

The Camera Cuts To The Cabins That Look Even Better Than The Other Cabins In Wakanaka And Chris Walks Up To Them

Chris: "The Cabins Themselves DO Have A TV With Bulit In WI-FI...Buuuuuut However, They Only Play Shows That The Boss Watches. Along With Shows That No One Knows About BUT SOMEHOW Are On The Air. INCLUDING!

Chris Turns On The TV To See Courtney Coming Down From A Later After Refusing To Dive In A Tub Made Of Green Jello

Chris: "The Humulating Notes From The Contestants! Oh Man! This! Is! Awesome!"

Then The Camera Cuts To The Medical Bay

Chris: "Buuuuut Unfortantly Due To The Stunts On The Show, We Have To Hire A Medic. Aka...Tsukino Usagi AKA Sailor Moon AKA The New Recarnation Of The Moon Queen."

Then Usagi Shows Up In A Doctor Outfit That Could've Exposed Her Legs, But Luckly She Put Some Pants On So That She Won't Drag Any Attention

Chris: "Nice Call Princess. Good Thing Ya Didn't Put On The Nurse Outfit OR Forgot About The Pants. Otherwise, People From The Hentai Dimenson Would Try And Rape You Infront Of Us."

Usagi: "Ugh! Never Mention Them Again! Last Time That Happened, I Almost Got Raped If It Weren't For My Friends!"

Then Chris Picks Up His Phone

Chris: "Do Ya Want Me To Call Momoru And Tell Him About The Time You Kissed Diamond?"

Usagi: "HELL NO!"

Chris: "Smart Option. I'll Be Sure To Use That As Blackmail. Even Though He Kissed You Without Your Own Consent."

Usagi: "Why Did I Even Agree To This...?"

Chris: "Cuz The Boss Said So."

Then The Phone Started To Ring And Chris Picks It Up

Chris: "Hello?"

The Manager: "Okay, Chris, First Off, It's The Manager. Not The Boss. What Am I? A Guy Who Has A Pink Octipus For Hair? Second Of All. The Contestants WILL Arrive Soon. And If Your Thinking About Having Them Jump Out Of A Helecopter, Then I'll End Up Slicing Your Head Off, And Shov-"

Then Chris Hung Up

Chris: "Neeeevermind...Call Him The Manager For Now On..."

Then Chris Walks Away Then The Camera Cuts To The Ceremony Which Resmebles The One From Wakanaka

Chris: And This Is The Elimanation Ceremony. Where Campers Recive, A Marshmellow. But In The End, Only One Will Be Left Standing And Will Be Rewarded With Not1 Million, Not 2 Million, Not Even 10 Million! But! They Will Win...One! Billion! Dollars! Who Will Go Home With All Of That Cash? Find Out! On TOTAL! DRAMA! CROSSING THE MULTIVERSE!

*Intro*

Two Spot Lights Came From A Few Trees, A Camera Came Out Of A Stove, And One Came From A Bush

I Wanna Be! I Wanna Be!

The Camera Zooms From Chris Relaxing On A Chair Then It Zooms From To The Ocean To Where Owen Farted Inside Of And Starts Swimming Off

I Wanna Be Famous!

Then It Shows Each Team Member Battling It Out For The Money

I Wanna Be!

I Wanna Be!

I Wanna Be Famous!

Then Flames Started To Engulf The Camera Only To See Gwen And Trent Coming Close To Each Other Until Rick Shot Trents Gitair And Trent Looks At Him In Dissapointment

Rick: "Love's A(Burps)Lie Bub. Get Used It."

Then The Camrea Zooms Out To See The Whole Cast(Even Chris)

The Island

Chris: "Welcome One And All To Total Drama Crossing The Multiverse. We Have Picked 40 Contestants, 20 Returning From All 6 Seasons And 20 From Other Worlds. (Sees The First Boat To Arrive)So Here Comes Our First Contestant."

It Was A Small Pink Ball With Shoes And Small Arms

Chris: "Kirby. Nice To See Ya. Try Not To Eat Anything Okay?"

Kirby Nods And Walks Off, Then The Next Boat Shows Up And It Shows Two People Holding Hands...Zoey And Mike, One Of The Couples Who ACTAULLY Stayed Together After Total Drama.

Chris: "Zoey And Mike. The Power Couple. Nice To See Ya Two Again. And It HAS Been Awhile Since We Last Saw Ya Two, And Due To This Note Send By The Manager, He Told Me You Two Are Living In An Appartment Right Now."

Mike: "Uh, How Does Your Manager Know Th-"

Chris: "I Don't Really Know Myself, Also If You Guys Get Married Here, Your The First Ones Off The Island. Now Wait Over There With Kirby And Get Reday To Meet The Other Contestants."

Mike And Zoey Went To Where Kirby Was

Zoey: "Hi, I'm Zoey."

Kirby Cheered, Then Another Boat Appeared, It Was A Fast Food Employee. Codename-ED

Ed: "Woah! I'm On An Island. Hehe."

Chris: "Indeed You Are. Now Wait Over There And Meet Your Contestants."

Ed Walks Up To Them

Ed: "Woah! I Walking Pink Ball! Hehe! Hello! I Am Ed! From Good Burger! Home Of The Good Burger."

...

Chris: "Huh...Weeeeeeerid..."

Then Another Boat Arrived And On The Boat Was Bad Boy Duncan, Season 2 Winner Of Total Drama.

Chris: "Duncan. Good To See Ya Again...Well, Not Really, Cuz Ya Blew Up My Cottage."

Duncan: "I Was Supposed To Be Locked Up...In Prison. Not Be To On This Show"

Chris: "Yeaaaaaah. I Told The Manager To Not Bring Ya Back, But He Insist"

Duncan: "Whatever...(Sees Mike)...You Sure Mal Isn't Here...Right?"

Mike: "Not Really. It's All Me Now."

...

Duncan: "Okay."

Duncan Went Up To The Others, Then A Green Portal And A Sciantist With Crazy Blue Hair Came Out

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Chris: "Rick. Nice To See Ya Again...Sorry About Bird Person, I JUST Watched Season 4."

Rick: "It's Alright Man, Right Now I Am Trying REALLY Hard To Get Bird Person Back."

Chris: "I Can See That..."

Rick Saw To The Others...Along With Duncan

Rick: "Wasn't Boy Supposed To Be In Jail?"

Duncan: "Chris Said The Manager Wants Me Back For Some Reason..."

Rick: "Huh...Werid...Eh, Atleast It Ain't Lazy Writting."

Rick Went Up To The Others And Waits, Then Owens Boat Came In And Owen Got Off It

Chris: "Season 1 Winner Owen!"

Chris Hugs Owen And Crushes A Few Of His Bones With Excitement

Owen: "WOOHOO! This Feels Great To Be Back!"

Chris: "Owen...Your...Crushing Me."

Owen: "Oh, Sorry! I'm Just Super Excicted!"

Duncan: "Owen! My Man! What's Up?"

Duncan Went Up To Owen And High Fives Him

Owen: "Aren't You Supposed To Be-"

Duncan: "I Asked Chris The Same Thing."

Chris: "Three Words. The Manager Insisted."

Owen: "Huh...Okay Then..."

Owen Walks Up To The Others

Owen: "(Gasps)Oh My God! That's Kirby! Quick! Inhale Me! TAKE MY POWERS!"

Chris: "That's For A Later Challenge In This Season."

Duncan: "Yeeeeaaaaah...How Is He Gonna-"

Chris: "Again, A Later Challenge This Sea-"

Then A Boat Came Up Which Brings In Guts In His Normal Armor

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Guts: "Your In My Way, Stand Aside."

Duncan: "Uh..."

Owen: "OH MY GOD! HE HAS A GIANT SWORD! WE'RE All GONNA DIE!"(Starts Crying)

...

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Guts: "Wait, This Isn't The Right Place...(To Ed)Is There A Castle Nearby?"

Ed: "Uh...No?"

Rick: "There Is No Castle Dipshit!"

Guts: "(Sighs And Waits With The Others)"

Rick: "Yeah, Go And Wait With Us, It Helps Faster..."

Then Another Boat Shows Up And It Was A Female With Goth Blue Hair...It Was Also A Bit Longer But The Hair Almost Looks The Same.

Duncan: "Gwen!"

Gwen Punched Duncan Right In The Stomach All Because Of The Things He Has Done

Owen: "Ooooooh..."

Rick: "(Laughs)Oh My God That Was Funny. Do It Again."

Gwen Waits With The Others And Saw Owen

Gwen: "Oh...Hey Owen"

Owen: "It Is Great Seeing You Again! Man, It Has Been SO Long Since World Tour!"

Rick: "Kick The Fatmans Ass! Kick His Ass! Kick His Ass! Kick His A-"

Gwen: "SHUT! UP!"

Rick: "Jeez...What A(Burps)Let Down."

Then A Boat Appeared And "THE GREATEST MAIN PROTAGANIST IN THE WORLD"Shows Up...It Was Narato

Rick: "Aw Shit."

Owen: "Woaaaaah! Dude! Is That A Ninja?"

Rick: "Yes, AAAAAAAND...He's Overrated! This Guy Is Like A Jesus Who Is Mentioned Almost 900 Times A Hour! This Guy Also Steals Everyones Girlfriend! I Am Not Joking! He Is One The Reasons Why He H-H-Has A-A Million Sults In His Manson!"

Naruto: "Wait Are You-"

Chris: "Atleast This Guy Didn't Sue Me."

Rick: "Yeah, We KNOW Who Sued You."

Chris: "DO NOT! BRING HER UP!"

Owen: "Who? Heather?"

Rick: "No You Dingus. It's Not The Queen Bee Of Total Drama"

Chris: "Speaking Of Queen Bee..."

Then Heather Arrived In Her Boat And Was Pissed At Chris

Chris: "Heather. Good To See Ya Again."

Then Heather Punches Him In The Nuts

Chris: "OW!"

Heather: "Hmph.(Walks Off)"

Chris: "Ugh...Not Cool!"

Then Heather Got In Line Then She Saw Another Boat That Looks Like Blue-Eyes White Dragon

Duncan: "You Got Kabia In This? Great. He'll Win By BUYING This Place."

Chris: "Dude, I Used To WORK For Kabia. This Is His Rival"

Duncan: "Oh, Seems A Bit Fair."

Then Yugi Came Out And Waits In Line

...

...

Owen: "Your Yugi Right?"

Yugi: "Yeah?"

Owen: "Can I Have An Autograph?"

Then Another Boat Came In And The One Who Arrived Was The Former CTI.

Duncan: "Well...This Is Embarssing."

Courtney: "Of Course, I Just HAVE To Comeplete With My EX!"

Chris: "You DID Sign The Contract..."

Rick: "Yeah, So W-Whatever Y-Y-You Do, (Points At Narato)D-Don't Shit, Blush, And Or Get Yourself Naked Infront This Ninja Here. H-He's A G-Giant S-Slut Magnet! He Brings In Sults!"

Narato: "Like I Said! I Have No Idea-"

Chris: "Save That For Your Own Lesbian Harem, Woman Theif."

Narato: "My Character Devolpment Is Very D-"

Rick: "I Prefer Sasuke Over You Dipshit. Oh Wait, Forgot About The Fact You Two Ki-"

Narato: "Do NOT Bring That Up! Hell! Don't Even Ship Me With That Guy!"

Rick: "Your Right, I-It's Worst Than Your Harem Stories, Don't Get Me Wrong, BUT! You Happen To Stole-"

Chris: "Can Everyone Save It For Later?"

Rick: "Fine, But If He Starts Making Out With That Goth Girl, I Swear To God-"

Chris: "Like I Said, SAVE IT!"

Then Another Boat Arrived And It Was Season 6 Runner Up Sky. She Hoped Off The Boat

Sky: "Huh...Is This...It?"

Rick: "Yes, This Is All Of Them. Also, Dave Is Behind You."

Sky: "What?!"(Turns Arround)

Rick Starts Laughing At Sky

Rick: "Oh Man! I-I Can't Be(Burps)Leave You Fell For That!"

Sky: "That Was Not Funny!"

Then Ash Showed Up On His Boat With His Garchomp,Staraptor,Greninja,Lucario,Pikachu,And Gardevoir.

Rick: "Great. Now Ash Has A Waifu Pokemon To F(Burps)uuuuuuck With."

Everyone Gagged At What Rick Said(Except For Ed Cuz He Is High As A Kite)

Rick: "What? Was It Something I Said? Well Too Bad, It's The Truth, Almost All Gardeviors Are Ment To Be Fucked In The Pussy And Ass. Don't Beleave Me? Well I-I'll Take You To Earth R-34 To Prove It."

Gwen: "Uh, No Thanks."

Rick: "W-Wise Choice."

Ash Got Off Along With His Pokemon And Was A Bit Upset Due To What Rick Said

Ash: "I Heard That..."

Rick: "Well Heres Some Advice, D-Don't Be O-Overrated L-Like T-That Guy"(Points At Narato)

Narato: "FOR THE LAST TIME, I-"

Chris: (Fakes Ghost Voice)"No One Caaaaaaaaaares!"(Normal Voice)"Either Wait, Or Get Kicked Off The Island."

Narato: "Ugh!"

Then Another Boat Appeared

Chris: "Alright Fellas. This Is The 1 Out Of 10 Final Boats. And-(Sees Lighting On It And Was A Bit Dissapointed)Oh..."

Lighting: "That's Right! Sha-Lighting Came Back To Win!"(Jumps Off The Boat)

Chris: "(Sighs)"Why Do I Even Bother?"

Then Another Boat Came In And Tails Got Off It With A Plant That Said Cosmo On It...And Only Duncan, Heather, Narato, Rick, And Chris Laughed

Duncan: "Nice Plant!"(Laughs)

Gwen: "And Once Again, I Am Glad I Broke Up With Duncan"

Courtney: "Me Too."

Narato: "Sooo..."

Rick: "If You Flirt With Them, I Will Kick Your(Burps)Ass"

Ash: "Garchomp...Flamethrower On Chris"

Chris: (Laughs)"Wait What?"

Then Garchomp Used Flame Thrower On Chris And Chris's Pants Were On Fire

Chris: (Screams And Panics And Runs To The Water To Put Out The Flames)"Not Cool Dude!"

Everyone From TDI-TDPI Started Laughing At Chris

Tails: "..."

Ash: "Hey, You Okay?"

...

Gwen: "Uh,...You Alright?"

Ed: "No, No. You Gotta Say This First. Welcome To Good Burger, Home Of The Good Burger, Can I Take Your Order?"

Lighting: "Lighting Dosn't Need To Say Any Of That Crap! Hey German Fox! Put Down That Plant!"

Tails: "..."

Lighting: "Didn't Ya Hear Lighting? Lighting Told You To Put The Plant Down"

Gwen: "Ugh..."

Heather: "This...Is VERY...ANNOYING!"

Lighting: "Did Ya Call Lighting Annoying?!"

Ed: "Dude, Take A Chill Pill Man!"

Chris: (Gets Back On The Dock)Okay, Now That I Am Back Up-"

Everyone Laughed At Chris In His Underwear

Chris: "What?"(Sees His Underwear And Covers It)"Not Cool Ash!"

Ash: "You Deserved It! That Plant Could Be Important!"

Lighting: "Are You Crazy? Lighting Dosn't See Of This Plant!"

Chris: "Chef, Do Ya Have Any Extra Pants?"

Minutes Later, Chris Came Back With Some New Pants On And Luckly, They Are Fire Proof.

Chris: "Alright, Look's Like We're Good Campters."

Then Another Boat Arrived And It Dropped Off A Rider That Came From The Jungle

Chris: "Amazon! Good To See Ya."

Amazon: "Amazon. Thanks Chris."

Lighting: "Hey! Only Lighting Can Pronouce His Name When He Speaks! Not You!"

Amazon Waits With The Others

Chris: "Alrighty Then, Now With That Being Said.

Then A Huge Spaceship Came In And Drops Off A Blue Spartian Soilder

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?: "Oh My God I'm In Total Drama Island! Hello! My Name Is Caboose! Part Of The Reds And Blues! Nice To Meet You All!"

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Caboose Waits With The Others And Was Very Happy By Just Being Here

Then A Helecopter Shows Up And Drops A Crate With Dawn On Top

Owen: "Woah!"

Ed: "It's The End Of The World As We Know It!"

Chris: "Dawn, Good To See Ya Again."

Dawn: "Ugh...Your Aura Is Still Trash Chris"

The Contestant From TDROTI Just Laughed At Chris Cuz Of Dawns Burn

Tails: "..."

Duncan: "Uh...You In There?"

Tails: "..."

Duncan: "I Think The Dude Lost His Batteries..."

Lighting: "Lighting Agrees"

Dawn: "It's Not That."

Lighting: "Well Try To Impress Lighting! Lighting Dares Ya!"

Dawn: "It's His Aura...It Is In Great Pain And Sarrow"

Rick: "Boring. It's The Plant Named Cosmo. It Just Vomited Out ALL Of His Emotions! It Also Became My Back-Up Toaster"

Dawn: "No. It's Not!"

Chris: "Anyway! In This Crate, Are The Contestants...From Total Drama Island To Phaktew Island Along With Fair Few Other Contestants Tossed In Left And Right."(Opens The Crate To Reveal Byakuya Togami, Lewshana, Stan Marsh, Steven, Bart Simpson, Hiccup And Toothless, Squidward, Pyrrha Nikos, DJ, Lindsey, B, Camerion, Herold, Dave, Leonard, Trent, Jasmine, Shawn, Cody, And Tyler...And They All Felt Cramped From Being In That Box

Leonard: "Hey! My Spell Worked!"

Dave: "Ugh...That Was NOT Sanitary!"

Herold: "Ugh...My Back..."

DJ: "Man, That Was Not Fun..."

Stan: "Ugh..."

Byakuya Togami: "Hmph."

Steven: "Atleast We Made It Out..."

Chris: "Unfortantly The Manager Has Some What A Small But CRAZY Budget!"

Gwen: "And Trent Is One Of The Contestants?!"

Chris: "Hush Now. Anyway, The Contestants Are Now In The Game! Who Will Be Send Home First? Will it Kirby? Will It Be Ed? Will It Be The Overrated Ninja/Slut Theif?"

Narato: "I'M NOT A SLUT THEIF! I WAS CHOSEN BY A DEMON!"

Chris: "Find Out! On Total! Drama! CROSSING THE MULTIVERSE!"

Confessional

Gwen: "This...Is Gonna Embarrsing...(Blushes Because Of Trent)"

Confessional-Ends