The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover
Episode 13: Hawaiian Honeyruin

Don: Last time, on The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover! We arrived in Brazil where the ants went marching one by one. After searching through coconuts, our teams had to make a costume worthy of walking the parade in Carnivale. The Rockers came in first, breaking the Stepbrothers' winning streak. After Drakken & Shego played a dirty trick on Kim, she & Ron fell behind the rest of the pack, and despite their efforts to catch up, they ended up coming in last. But it was a double-elimination, so we also said goodbye to the Best Friends, who fell behind everyone after Clyde's fears causing him to launch several coconuts containing tips to all the teams. (chuckles) It's so weird I can't even think about it without laughing. Now get ready for more deliciousness because this is, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.

Cue Theme Song

Don: Last week's Chill Zone was here, on Copacabana Beach, which is the starting point for today's race. Leaving first will be the Rockers.

Luna & Sam Sharp step up to the Don Box, pressed the button on top, and received their next tip.

Sam Sharp: Make your way to the airport and purchase two tickets to… (sees where they're going and she & Luna become excited) HAWAII!

[Place Description]
Don: Hawaii. Home to beautiful sunshine, ukuleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they must find this Don Box. (notices the Don Box has a Hawaiian Shirt on. He then puts his hand up to his earpiece, where we can hear laughter on the other end) Hahaha, very funny. Was that you wardrobe?
[End Description]

Don then pulls the side of the previous scene and steps onto Copacabana Beach, much to Luna & Sam Sharp's shock and confusion.

Luna: How'd you do that?

Don: Do what? Anyway, that shuttle bus will take you to the airport. (Luna & Sam Sharp then board the shuttle bus as more teams collect their tips. Soon, all the teams board the shuttle bus and proceed towards the airport)

Scene switches to the airport where we see the shuttle bus's tires screeching to a halt. The teams then quickly rush into the airport, get in line, and purchase their tickets. We then see the top 8 teams enter the 1st flight.

Don: Flight #1 contains the Rockers, Dr. Wakeman & Jenny, Jerry & Sam, Colleagues, Stepbrothers, Cowboys, Professional Assassins, and Geniuses. Flight #2 contains Heavy & Soldier, Wallace & Gromit, Dr. Drakken & Shego, Brother & Sister, Mystery Solvers, Deranged Junkers, and Scammers.

Scene switches to the inside of flight #1 where we see the Professional Assassins and Uncle & Niece conversing.

Sniper: You ready?

Jerry: (gives them a syringe) I'm not sure that it was used for that function.

Spy: Please. We know what we're doing. Besides, you wouldn't want us to blow the whistle.

Sam: (sighs) Fine. Let's do it.

They approach the Geniuses and Stepbrothers, casually. Then, out of the blue, they pull out the syringes, planning to stab them. However, the syringes break when they try to pierce the skin. They confused, until they see the Geniuses and Stepbrothers covered in a red energy.

Medic: (powers down his ÜberCharge) Nice try. (Sniper & Spy are about to pull out their weapons, but Engineer holds a shotgun in their faces) Now let go of your weapons. You don't want to end the party so soon.

Spy: How'd you know?

Phineas: Dr. Wakeman & Jenny told us.

Sam: What? But they told us they gave you the fake file.

Engineer: Yeah, about that… They're double agents, working for us. Ever since the leg in Iceland.

Jerry: Wait, we were on that bus. How'd we not know about that?

Medic: Dexter knocked you two out with tranquilizer darts so you don't remember that conversation.

Sniper: We've been played.

Engineer: Indeed. However, we consider each other even, especially with those profiles you made on all of us.

Jerry: (confused) We never made any profiles.

Medic: What? But Jenny & Dr. Wakeman showed us proof that you did.

Sniper: Oh, that. No, we told them to make a false conversation of us claiming we made profiles on all of you.

Engineer: Wait. If they lied to you… and they lied to us… then that means… (coming to a realization) both alliances have been played. (they all gasp)

Sam: Okay, didn't see that coming.

Jerry: What should we do?

Engineer: I have an idea. All I need is a funnel, jumper cables, and a Nickelback album.

Sniper: Nickelback? That's hardcore, even for me.

Phineas: (in unison) Never in a million years! No way!

Sam: (in unison) Absolutely not!

Engineer: Fine. We'll come up with something else. (looks at Mother & Daughter, who are seated a few rows ahead) And it'll be big.

Scene shows the 1st flight landing in Hawaii as our teams exit the airport and approach one of the locals.

Don: As custom in Hawaii, teams are greeted with a lovely necklace consisting of local flowers. (each team receives a necklace)

Phineas: (speaking Hawaiian) Mahalo. Maikaʻi nō ma ʻaneʻi. (Thanks. It's nice to be here)

[Confessional: Phineas & Ferb]
Phineas: We've been to Hawaii before so we speak the language, among others. We also speak…
Ferb: French, Spanish, some Portuguese, obviously Greek, enough Flemish to get by, and a few alien languages.
Phineas: And that's only the tip of the iceberg.
[End Confessional]

Scene shows the teams arriving at the Don Box and receiving their tips.

Tracer: It's a Botch or Watch, luv.

Don: For this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay, and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.

Winston: (reading the tip) Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner.

McCree: Come on! (the teams leave)

Scene switches to the wedding bay where we see the team members participating beginning to dive into the bay. The team members participating in the challenge are Sam Sharp, Dr. Wakeman, Sam, Winston, Ferb, McCree, Sniper, & Engineer. Before she dives into the bay, Sam Sharp gives Luna a hug.

Sam Sharp: For luck. (she then let's go of Luna and jumps off the dock)

Luna: You're gonna rock this, babe. (Sam Sharp blushes and smiles as she falls. She ends up hitting a rock instead of the water, causing everyone to cringe in pain)

McCree: (to Sniper, after composing himself) Cannonball? (Sniper smiles before he & McCree cannonball into the water) Ye-Ha!

Scene switches underwater where we see the team members participating in the challenge trying to find a wedding ring. As he's searching, McCree grabs what he believes to be a ring, only to find it's actually a tiny squid, which sprays him with ink. The team members not participating in the challenge watch anxiously from the dock. Soon, McCree surfaces with one of the rings.

McCree: Got one, Ashe. Head down the beach.

Ashe: Let's ride. (goes off the dock as McCree dives back under and begins swimming towards the beach at the tip of the bay)

After they leave, Winston discovers two rings on a bed of coral. He grabs one and heads towards the surface. Not long after, Sniper follows and grabs a ring as well.

Don: As a couple more teams complete the challenge, the Cowboys say aloha to challenge #1, and aloha to challenge #2.

Scene switches to Ashe & McCree meeting up and collecting their tip from the Don Box.

Ashe: (reading the tip) It's an All-In. In this Hawaiian wedding ritual, teams must walk on- (cuts Ashe off)

Don: (off screen) Fire! (the camera pans towards him) Well, technically hot coals but fire sounds more thrilling. (pulls out a grass skirt and a wreath of mahilei leaves) In this challenge, brides where a grass skirt and grooms wear a wreath of mahilei, as they carry their brides across this path of hot coals. (begins to feel pain) It's a test of strength and honor, (the grass skirt and mahilei wreath catch on fire) and if any part of them catches on fire, grass skirt and mahilei wreath included, it's back to the start. (runs and squeals due to the pain of the burns. He lands in front of the Cowboys with the skirt and necklace burnt to a crisp, immediately turning into ash. The other kind of ash. He composes himself) Once they reach the end untoasted, it's a race to the Chill Zone. (scene shows the Chill Zone surrounded by tiki statues and a covered lounge area. Scene switches to Don, who's looking at his burnt feet) Great! Now I have to take foot modelling off my resume.

Scene shows the teams at the Botch or Watch still trying to find a ring. XJ9 (Jenny) looks underneath a shell and a rock while Engineer, who thought he found a ring, screams at discovering an eel is biting his arm. We then see Sam Sharp & Sam going for the same ring. They then begin fighting over it, before noticing a shark circling them. They hold each other and scream in terror as the shark approaches them. Sam then prepares herself and punches the shark in the nose, causing it to swim away. However, while she was distracted, Sam Sharp ended up claiming the ring and swan towards the surface. When Sam finds out what happened, she snaps her fingers in annoyance before going back to searching.

Sam Sharp: (resurfacing) Got one, Luna.

Luna: Nice work, dude. Let's go. (they both proceed toward the next challenge)

Don: As another team heads towards challenge #2, flight #2 has landed… too. (chuckles) Couldn't resist.

Scene shows flight #2 touching down and the bottom 7 teams exiting the airport and collecting their tips. They then proceed towards the wedding bay. Scene switches to the wedding bay where we see the bottom 7 teams arrive and begin the challenge. The team members participating are Soldier, Gromit, Shego, Dee Dee, Scooby, Junkrat, & Ed. We then cut underwater where we see more team members finding rings, surfacing, and proceeding towards the next challenge. Scene switches to challenge #2 where we see Ashe & McCree beginning the challenge, with Ashe as the bride and McCree as the groom.

Ashe: I may be the bride, but I'm completely against this. (McCree picks her up)

McCree: Suck it up… (playfully) little lady. (Ashe looks at him in anger, causing McCree to chuckle as he steps onto the coal)

As he's walking, it appears as though he isn't affected by the coals. Soon, he makes it to the end and he & Ashe proceed towards the Chill Zone. Scene switches to the Chill Zone where we see Don placing his feet in ice.

Don: (breathing a sigh of relief from the pain before noticing the Cowboys arriving at the Chill Zone) Cowboys. Congrats! 1st place is yours.

McCree: Yes!

Ashe: 'Bout time.

Don: Yes, now move along. (as they leave, the camera focuses back onto Don) The race for first has ended, and the race to not come in last is still on.

Scene switches to challenge #2 where we see the Professional Assassins, Colleagues, Rockers, Uncle & Niece, Stepbrothers, and Geniuses preparing to do the challenge.

Spy: (approaches Engineer) Looks like we're both grooms.

Engineer: Yep. (sees Dr. Wakeman & XJ9 (Jenny) approaching) Here they come. What do you plan to do with them?

Spy: You'll see. (walks away, mischievously smiling)

Scene switches to the wedding bay where we see the bottom 7 teams still trying to find a ring. Shego tries grabbing what she believes to be a ring, only for it to be revealed to be an angler fish, scaring her. Junkrat puts his hand into a cave and grabs something. He pulls it out, revealing itself to be an electric eel, which shocks him. Gromit then notices a ring on top of a crab. Unlike most people… or animals, he waits for the ring to fall off the crab before grabbing it. He then resurfaces.

Wallace: Well done, Gromit. Head towards the beach. (they each head towards the beach, via land or sea)

As they leave, Scooby, Soldier, & Dee Dee resurface with rings. They then proceed towards the next challenge. Scene switches to the All-In where we see Spy carrying Sniper across the hot coals, not far behind the Geniuses.

Sniper: When should we do?

Spy: Not yet. Almost. (we see Jenny carrying her mother on the hot coals, not far behind Sniper & Spy. When they're about halfway, Spy deploys the plan) Now. (pulls out his sapper and throws it at Jenny, who catches it)

XJ9 (Jenny): What is this? (scans it and realizes…) Uh oh. (Spy activates it, shocking Jenny and completely shutting down her systems)

Dr. Wakeman: XJ9! (to Spy) Why'd you do that?

Spy: You tried to play us both. That was not a smart move. Good luck trying to complete the challenge with her out of commission. (continues with the challenge, worrying Dr. Wakeman)

Scene shows the teams arriving at the Chill Zone and checking in.

Don: 2nd! (indicating the Geniuses) 3rd! (indicating the Professional Assassins. The Colleagues and Rockers soon follow, as does Uncle & Niece and the Stepbrothers) Colleagues 4th. Rockers 5th. Uncle & Niece 6th. Stepbrothers 7th. (every team congratulates each other that they're still in the game before they leave the mat)

Scene switches to the Botch or Watch where we Shego, Ed, & Junkrat still trying to find a ring. Eventually, a team member does resurface.

Ed: (resurfacing) Look Eddy! I found something shiny. (chuckles) I'm keeping it.

Eddy: I can't believe. You did something right. Now, head down the beach and proceed towards the next challenge.

Ed: Okey dokey, whatever you just said. (Ed begins swimming towards the next challenge)

Soon after, Junkrat & Shego discover a ring and begin fighting over it. However, they see a shark approaching them. However, neither one seems scared, and Junkrat simply uses one of his bombs to blow the shark out of the water, literally. Junkrat shows Shego that he took the ring from her while she was distracted with him blowing up the shark. He playfully waves goodbye to her before resurfacing, causing her to scream in anger. Scene switches to the All-In where we see the Scammers arrive, followed closely by the Deranged Junkers, who get their quickly thanks to Junkrat's concussion mines.

Eddy: We're still in this Ed. (reads the tip, and becomes dumbfounded) Uh, Ed, do you mind playing the bride?

Ed: (flattered) Aw, Eddy, you shouldn't have. (Eddy rolls his eyes and gives him a grass skirt)

Junkrat then puts his grass skirt on his head like a metal-head wig. Roadhog then basically runs across the coals without feeling anything.

[Confessional: Junkrat & Roadhog]
Junkrat: We've been in so many blisteringly hot explosions that we're basically immune to heat, radiation, and pain in general. (Roadhog simply nods)
[End Confessional]

Scene shows the other teams beginning the challenge, except Dr. Wakeman, who's still trying to walk up XJ9 (Jenny).

Dr. Wakeman: XJ9, wake up! We're gonna lose. (becomes worried when she sees the last of the teams come onto the coals. She then comes to the conclusion…) I must carry you. (they swap roles and Dr. Wakeman begins carrying XJ9 (Jenny). Though, you can tell she's having a hard time doing so due to how heavy Jenny is, due to being a robot) Why'd I have to build her using this type of metal? (realizes…) Right, to make her more durable. (continues carrying her)

Scene shows the teams (minus Mother & Daughter and the Villains) racing off the coals and racing towards the Chill Zone. Scene switches to the Chill Zone where we see the team check in, safe from elimination.

Don: (sees Junkrat & Roadhog come onto the mat first) Deranged Junkers have come in 8th. (Heavy & Soldier come on next) Followed closely by the Big Guns, who're in 9th. (they silently celebrate as both teams leave the mat, leaving room for the other teams to check in) Mystery Solvers 10th, Scammers 11th, Inventors 12th, Brother & Sister 13th. (they breathe sighs of relief)

Scene switches to the Botch or Watch where we see Dr. Drakken anxiously waiting for Shego to resurface. She finally does, with ring in hand.

Dr. Drakken: Excellent. Let's go. (they leave)

Scene switches to the Botch or Watch where we see Dr. Wakeman still struggling to complete the challenge. Dr. Drakken & Shego soon arrive and begin the challenge, easily surpassing Dr. Wakeman. We then see the Villains check into the Chill Zone.

Don: Villains 14th. That was close. But you're still here.

Shego: Thank goodness for that. (they leave. At that moment, Jenny comes back online)

XJ9 (Jenny): (rubbing her head) What happened? Feels like I got hit by a bus.

Dr. Wakeman: (steps off the coals) Both alliances found out we played them. Spy shut you down and we fell behind. (they step onto the Chill Zone) And now we're in last.

Don: Indeed. This means, you've been eliminated from the race.

XJ9 (Jenny): (sighs) Well, we did play a risk. Guess it didn't pay off. Also, I guess we kind of deserved what we got.

Dr. Wakeman: Indeed. We should've never played with forces that weren't in our favor.

XJ9 (Jenny): Come on, mom. Let's go home. (they leave)

Don: Well that just goes to show you a bond between mother and daughter is more important than a million dollars… NOT! Well, with that plot eliminated, what'll happen now? Find out next time on, The Ridonculous Race: Cartoon Crossover.

Scene switches to later that evening where we see Drakken & Shego conversing.

Shego: So what now? Now that your pawns have been eliminated, what are we going to do now?

Dr. Drakken: Shego. In chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your pawns in order for your strategy to work.

Shego: In other words…

Dr. Drakken: We can simply find new pawns to play our game.

Shego: Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't think we can persuade any of these teams.

Dr. Drakken: Probably not. But that's why, I've been working on this. (opens a briefcase, and a bright light emits from it, surprising Shego)

Shego: Is that what I think it is?

Dr. Drakken: You bet it is. (closes the case) In time, the teams won't know what hit them. (they smile evilly as the episode ends)


Ooo, mysterious. I wonder what it could be? And yes, that was a reference to Pulp Fiction, my favorite Tarantino film. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the chapter in all its glory. As usual, there were numerous references. You can guess them if you'd like. Nothing's holding you back. Now, the reason I eliminated Dr. Wakeman & XJ9 (Jenny). Well, I decided that, after they were revealed, they didn't have much plot left to go on. So I felt they had to be eliminated, in a somewhat similar style to the Van der Linde Gang's defeat after they were discovered by the Grays and the Braithwaites. But hey, they had a good run. Besides, it opens up a new door for the Villains to move their plans along. Anyway, please like and review and I'll see you all next time. Aloha.


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15th: Dr. Wakeman & XJ9 (Jenny) [Mother & Daughter – My Life As a Teenage Robot]

16th: Clyde & Lincoln [Best Friends – The Loud House]

17th: Kim & Ron [Secret Agents – Kim Possible]

18th: Danny & Sam Manson [Ghost Hunters – Danny Phantom]

19th: Amy & Sticks [Complete Opposites – Sonic Boom]

20th: Alex & Clover [Fashionistas – Totally Spies!]

21st: Brad & Tuck [Brothers – My Life As a Teenage Robot]

22nd: Kevin & Nazz [Popular Cul-De-Sac Kids – Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]

23rd: Jimmy & Sarah [Twerps – Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]

24th: Sonic & Tails [Freedom Fighters – Sonic Boom]