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RAW: 14/8/2006
Monday Night RAW was live at the John Paul Jones Arena in Charlottesville, Virginia. WWE Champion Edge's music played and he came out to the ring. He announced to the crowd that the "Champ was here" and pointed out that the former champion John Cena wasn't. He said he was going to tell us all a little story. It was about a champion, himself. He said he was stressed that he had to defend his title at SummerSlam against Cena and that he could lose the title by DQ and face him on his home turf in Boston as well as defend the belt against the Bladewolf tonight on RAW.
He said he needed to de-stress and took a trip to West Newbury, MA. He had a film of his visit. The first shot was of Cena's house. They went around to the different rooms in Cena's boyhood home and Edge and Lita touring the area. Cena's father came in and confronted the champion. Edge made fun of the conversation before telling us what the real conversation was all about. He said he was going to beat Cena to within an inch of his life on Sunday. He showed us the rest of the film before smacking Cena's father. Edge walked over the couch and out the door. Edge kept showing the clip over and over again.
The crowd was booing loudly. Edge made fun of Cena who he said was home consoling his father. He said the real John Cena v. Edge story was about to be told. He recapped their history together recapping his Money in the Bank ladder match win, his first title win, the live sex story, his losing the title at the Royal Rumble, Edge winning the WWE for the second time, and that chapter five was written right now as Cena was tending to his father whom he 'bitch smacked'. He said the final chapter would take place on Sunday when he would get the happy ending.
JR was quick to point out that his match tonight with the Bladewolf was a non-title match. Lita will challenge for the WWE Women's Championship next!
Mickie got a major league pop coming out in front of her home crowd. The two locked up in the middle of the ring before Lita clamped in a headlock. Lita hit a nice head scissors before collecting the champion and mashing her head into the turnbuckles. She pummeled the women's champion into the corner and monkey flipped her out.
James snapped and mounted Lita, nailing her with right hands. Mickie slapped her hard twice before ducking under a clothesline attempt and hitting a clothesline. James went to the top rope but was quickly slammed to the canvas. Lita yanked at Mickie's hair and choked her out on the bottom rope. Mickie fought back but the comeback was cut short as Lita hit a Russian leg sweep. Lita went for a cover after some right hands and got a two count.
Lita pressed the advantage, stretching Mickie's back before Mickie hit a nifty kick to break the hold. Mickie hit some vicious back elbows before having an Irish whip attempt reversed. Mickie caught Lita with a back elbow and hit a hurricanranna before clotheslining Lita again and getting a near fall. Lita fought back with a thumb to the eye and a stiff elbow to the face. Lita went for an impailer DDT but Mickie brushed her off and rolled her up with her feet on the ropes, but Edge pushed them off.
Lita went for a roll up of her own and cheated as well but was caught by the referee. Lita protested and Mickie got a 2 ¾ count on the attempt. Mickie set up for her DDT but Edge jumped up on the apron as Lita kicked out of the hold. Lita grabbed the Women's title belt and cracked Mickie with the belt and made the quick cover for the win.
Lita and Edge celebrated and headed up the ramp as JR and King bemoaned how cheap the win was.
Mick Foley was in the back and congratulated Lita on winning her championship. He said that fact only made him slightly better because he was upset most of the last week, especially at himself. He said he had been dealing at the ultimate position of strength and he ceded his hand to Ric Flair by granting him a match at Summerslam. He said this summer, he would take part in the complete destruction of Ric Flair and that made him feel better.
He said in 10 years he had only been busted open four times and that Flair was an easy bleeder. He said this Sunday Flair would wallow in his own blood again just like he did at Vengeance. He said tomorrow night he'd be competing in an event at ECW and invited Flair. He said tonight, he was going to watch Melina cheer her man on to victory against Ric Flair. He said he would she Flair tomorrow night at ECW "You washed up piece of crap".
Umaga took on Alex Sage next. Sage got splashed right off the bat before getting mauled with a clothesline. Umaga hit his elevated Samoan drop and then connected with a brutal bump butt. Estrada signaled for the end of the match and Umaga obliged, hitting his big spike to the throat and getting the cover for the win.
JR and King put over a confrontation between DX and the McMahons later tonight.
The cameras panned to the back eagerly awaiting the arrival of Hulk Hogan.
Johnny Nitro then took on Ric Flair. Flair and Nitro circled up before locking horns. Nitro bullied Flair to the corner before landing a series of punches to the Nature Boy's midsection. Flair fought back with some major-league chops. Nitro threw a kick that was blocked and Flair landed more chops before the young, IC Champion hit an enzeguiri on Flair. Nitro hit a Knife-Edge chop before going for the cover.
Nitro mounted Flair and landed some punches. He gathered the 16-time world champion and pummeled him in the corner. Flair again fought back with chops before tossing Nitro off the ropes and hitting a back elbow. Flair whipped the champion to the buckles before getting caught with a back elbow. Nitro capitalized and hit a body slam before going for a cork screw moonsault that missed completely.
Flair chop blocked Nitro before Mick Foley hit the ring.
Melina jumped in and hit a low blow, which incapacitated Flair. Foley flung Flair into the ring steps before mounting his head on the ring steps and almost squashing it with the upper set of stairs. Flair rolled out of the way just in time. Foley hit some elbows to Flair's head before telling him he'd see him on Sunday. Foley set Flair up against the ring steps and pointed at him as he walked up the ramp.
Next up was the Diva Search. Jess, Leyla, Marlena, and JT were all in the ring. One Diva will be eliminated tonight and the finals will be held next Monday Night in New York City. Miz said the WWE fans had spoken and the diva with the lowest amount of votes was Marlena.
Jess, Leyla, and JT are our finalists.
The Night was not over for these ladies however. This summer was very hot and they would get cooled down a bit in a water fight with three WWE Raw Divas. Jess just tossed an entire water bucket. Torrie gave an inverted corkscrew balloon twist. Candice just showed her boobies, well sort of, and Victoria got pissed at a water gun. JT fell down and Leyla cowered.
Miz cut the clock. The crowd seemed very over for the Diva search girls but the competition was awarded to the WWE Divas. Miz got soaked.
The Divas frolicked in the meadow and the like.
A video aired putting over Randy Orton and his career.
JR announced a deal between Comcast and WWE 24/7.
DX was headed to the ring when we departed for commercial.
RAW came back from commercial to DX's music and Triple H and HBK came out to the ring.
Triple H got on the mic and did the usual schpeel. HBK climbed on the mic next and said that the last couple of weeks had been a bit rough for DX. He said other than the opportunity to witness a few prison inmates and practice his ministry, it hasn't been all that bad. He said Vince and Shane had forgotten one very important thing about them. He said there were two things that had separated Triple H and HBK from everyone in wrestling.
He said the first was their doing whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. He said they had a tendency to focus on Vince McMahon's appetite for "cock" a doodle doo. Triple H went to talk about that second thing before Shane McMahon's music hit.
Shane came out to the ramp and was followed by his father who was accompanied by an entire police force, which stood behind him. Shane said HBK was right that they were known for doing two things, the first being sophomoric pranks and the second, being taken out by Vince and himself. He said he needed to refresh our memories.
A video aired putting over the events of the last two weeks. DX stood stoic in the ring.
Vince said SummerSlam was the party of the summer and after it was over, they'd be partying down. He said he regretted to inform them that their party was over. He said individually and collectively they made a big name for themselves talking about DX and whatnot. He said the biggest name in the history of this business was his own, McMahon. He said as they stood in the ring, they needed to figure out what their resources were. He said not only did the McMahons have each other like DX, they had endless resources, wrestlers, cops, and even the national guard. He said at SummerSlam they would bring the wrath of Satan down upon them. He said there was no chance in hell of them winning.
Triple H cut him off and mocked him a bit. He said he didn't know if it was his Alzheimer's or if he was just stupid. He needed to remind them who they were. He said they were the HeartBreak Kid, The Showstopper, the Game, the Cerebral Assassin, and the King of Kings. He said together they were his worst nightmare. He said they were DX and at SummerSlam they would kick their asses. He said they could bring whomever they wanted, they didn't care. They didn't care about anyone from the street or the 82nd Airborne. He said if they brought Satan himself they'd look him right in his eye and spit in his face and tell him the exact same thing they were going to tell him, which was 'suck it'.
The cameras were waiting for the arrival of Hulk Hogan in the back.
Next up, the Spirt Squad took on The Odd Squad. Duggan and Mickey locked up and Duggan hit a nice body slam to start things out. Kenny jumped in and Duggan took care of both with a double head-butt. Mikey got dumped to the outside but Kenny hit a drop kick. Eugene tended to Duggan on the outside and pleaded with the Spirit Squad to lay off. The Highlanders came down to the ringside area to second the Odd Squad.
Mikey and Kenny continued to work over Duggan. Before Duggan eventually was able to get the hot tag. Eugene caught Kenny in an airplane spin before Mikey hit him with a head butt to the mid section and followed up with a drop kick. Kenny mounted the top rope but Duggan dumped him to the outside. Johnny however hit a spinning wheel kick off the top rope. The Highlanders jumped in and hit the scot-drop on Mikey however and Eugene made the cover for the win.
The McMahons were talking in the back when Estrada came in. He said they were looking for some 'resources' on Sunday night at Summerslam. Umaga came in and screamed a little while the McMahons encouraged him. Umaga is now in the match at Summerslam.
Bladewolf was shown backstage to a pop from the fans. He was putting his glove on when he heard his locker room door open and looked up to see Trish enter. "Hey." She smiled at him and he nodded in response. "Just go out here...and kick Edge's ass to hell and back."
"I intend to." Bladewolf said before he lifted his mask up to kiss her cheek then he walked out the room, fixing his mask. His match with Edge was next.
In the arena, Edge's theme hits and out comes the WWE Champion with the WWE Women's Champion at his side. The power couple made their way down the ramp towards the ring and enter it, both showing off their titles before Edge's theme dies down as they await the Bladewolf.
OOOOOOWHOOOOOO!
The Devil's Wolf plays to cheers from the fans as the Bladewolf and Trish Stratus walk out. They walk down the ramp towards the ring with their eyes on Edge and Lita who were waiting for them.
They enter the ring and Bladewolf's theme dies down as Trish and Lita get out of the ring and stand on opposite sides of it to be far away from each other.
'Ding! Ding! Ding!'
Bladewolf and Edge go eye to eye before they suddenly lock up and have a test of strength which Bladewolf wins by shoving Edge back then tackles him into the corner where he unloads with a fury of lefts and rights all over Edge then nails an uppercut. Bladewolf lands an elbow to the side of Edge's head, then lands a boot to the stomach of the WWE Champion before hitting another back elbow. Bladewolf hits a couple of more lefts and rights before he grabs Edge and hits a nice suplex across the ring.
Bladewolf went for the cover but Edge kicks out at one. Bladeowlf begins pulling Edge to his feet, when the WWE Champion fights back landing some punches before whipping Bladewolf to the buckles.
Edge runs at Bladewolf who lifted his foot in time to kick Edge in the side of the head, causing the WWE Champion to stumble back before Bladewolf gets behind Edge and hits a German Suplex, then another, then another, then another, then another. Bladewolf picks Edge up and goes for a suplex but Edge lands some punches into his ribs then headbutts the former WWE Champion who responds by shoving Edge back. Edge runs at Bladewolf who picks him up and hits a body slam, followed up by a leg drop across Edge's throat, hooking the leg but gets a two count.
Bladewolf started raising his right hand when Lita gets on the apron, distracting the referee...AND EDGE NAILS A LOW BLOW! Bladewolf fell to his knees before Edge hit a clubbing blow to the back of the Bladewolf. Edge continued his assault landing some more blows to Bladewolf's back before dumping Bladewolf to the apron.
Edge walked over only to be met with a hard right from the 7-time World Champion. Bladewolf grabs Edge then drives him into the turnbuckles headfirst. Bladewolf comes back into the ring. then grabs Edge...AND HITS A DDT! HE HOOKS THE LEG! ONE! TWO! THRE-! EDGE'S FOOT S ON THE ROPES!
Bladewolf looks and sees Lita backing away from where Edge's foot was, realizing she placed Edge's foot on the ropes and gave the woman a glare that could freeze the Devil himself. Bladewolf grabs Edge then tosses hi out of the ring as RAW goes to commercial break.
*After commercial break*
RAW comes back from the break to show Edge was in control. Edge hit a gut buster and went for a cover but only got a two count. Edge clamped in a reverse bear hug on Bladewolf who used the crowd to fight to his feet. Edge however, rushed him back down to the mat. Bladewolf again fought to his feet before Lita interfered. Trish came out of nowhere and nailed her.
Bladewolf clotheslined Edge afterwards before he raises his right hand and Edge stumbled to his feet and turns around...INTO A GOOZLE! Bladewolf lifts Edge up, but Edge jumped out the hold, rebounds off the ropes...AND NAILS A SPEAR!
Before Edge could go for the cover...JOHN CENA RUSHED INTO THE RING AND ATTACKED EDGE!
'Ding! Ding! Ding!'
Bladewolf was given the DQ loss but that didn't matter to the Demon Wolf who left with Trish as Cena and Edge keep brawling...
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