(Personality Split AU)
Thatch's sobs echoed across the deck. He was strapped to the mast, high up in the sky, naked as the day he was born, with only a bright blue bow to cover his privates. His hair was dyed neon green, and no longer was in his usual pompadour. It was now a Mohawk.
Izo fared no better, his usual elegant kimono was orange, bright and glittery. His make up had been replaced with paste, that was turning into whites, blues and purples that ran over his face. Izo's hair had taken damage too, it was suited for a bird's nest, all frizzy and tangled in horrible knots at the top of his head.
Haruta was in a pink, frilly dress, and she looked horrified. Her hair was styled neatly, with flowers arranged throughout it. Her make-up complimented it, making her eyes stand out. She had been even forced into wearing tall high heels.
"I... Why did you make me look like a girly girl?" Haruta complained. "Why didn't you mess up my hair? Or give me horrible make-up?"
Red smirked. "Why would I do that to my baby sister?"
"I look like I'm about to go out on a date!"
"Aw, they grow up so fast," Pink cooed, laughing.
Red and Pink stood side-by-side, watching the chaos. Pink had joined him later on when he was just about finished punishing Izo, and they had worked together on making their baby sister pretty. Because Haruta hated dressing up like a 'girly-girl'. Ace was still in bed, and from what Red could tell, Orange, Purple and Grey remained there with him. He paused when he sensed another piece of him flying their way, and raised a brow as Green landed on deck.
"Whoa, Thatch makes a good beacon," Green joked. "I could see him from miles away."
Pink cackled.
"YOU!" Izo howled. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
Green winced. "Izo? Jeez, what did you three do?"
"Used Ace as bait," Pink grinned. "We really don't like people messing with our mate though, even when they make him look pretty."
Green frowned. "I missed out on Ace being pretty? Like more so than usual?"
"Yep! He was lovely," Pink grinned. "Now c'mon, tell us what you did!"
"Yes, what did you do?" Izo growled.
"If you gather up the children and meet me beside Pops, I'll shall regale you with my tales yoi," Green offered.
"What about Thatch?" Haruta asked.
"He can come too yoi," Green chuckled.
"I'll tie him back up later then," Red grumbled.
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"You destroyed three Marine bases, fought King, left insulting messages on Perospero's Candy Land, took a dump on his desk, which why? And cured an island with a rare sickness!" Izo ranted. "And in return they blessed your future marriage? We're pirates, we don't even get married!"
"Guararara, good job, son!" Pops laughed.
"I can think of someone to marry yoi," Purple purred, staring straight at Ace who flushed."You would look so pretty in white, wouldn't you, Ace?"
Grey smirked. "Gorgeous even."
"Get a room already!" Haruta complained.
"I mean, we could, all of us and Ace-" Purple began.
Ace went from red to white, his skin drained of colour. "Nope."
Green couldn't help but admire him. He was covered in bite marks, and his skin looked tender and marked by finger prints. He could imagine pushing Ace against the wall right now, kissing him slowly, and how Ace, nice and sensitive after a long passionate night, would melt in his arms. He'd get such sweet whimpers and moans.
Green had missed out on such a nice night, but maybe he'd get the chance to kiss his lover speechless later. He'd love to make him a pretty mess.
"Why not, Ace?" Red scowled.
"I can't handle that again. No way. No." Ace shook his head, as Pink cackled.
Pink wrapped his arms around Ace, nuzzling his cheek and planting a kiss on it. "We'd be gentle. Just like we were last night-"
"Marco! Think of the children in the room," Thatch cried out, covering Haruta's ears. "She's just a little thing!"
Haruta elbowed him in the gut in response, earning a choked off cry.
"Aw, but think of the honeymoon, Ace," Purple purred. "We could completely spoil you."
"I will not be able to walk for a week!"
"We could just heal you, every time you get exhausted yoi," Grey said, and Ace whimpered.
Thatch looked terrified.
"I can't believe I missed out on a night with Ace," Green sighed. "That's the worst punishment ever yoi."
Ace flushed, but it was true. Green had missed out completely. He could try and picture it, Ace lavished in attention, every part of his body being worshipped by their hands, maybe even their tongues. Their lover's body writhing in absolute pleasure, and how much he'd cry from being so pampered. Green felt aroused just thinking about it, but alas, he missed out on that event.
"I have photographs, especially of the ones in bed," Pink grinned. "Ace tried to protest at first, but he was quickly distracted, so we took as many photos as we wanted."
Green perked up. Photos were better than nothing. Ace groaned, burying his face into his hands.
"I hate you all so much," Ace complained.
"I have to admit, I'm curious as to why you 'took a dump' on Perospero's desk," Vista mused. "And how did you even get in there without getting caught?"
Green Marco had many ways he could answer that, but it always freaked his brothers out more when he simply smirked. So he did, and inwardly beamed at the sheer horrified looks he got in return.
It hadn't been anything too chaotic. Sort of anyway. He had simply sat himself down as a Phoenix on Perospero's desk and waited for him to walk inside, after opening all the windows of course. The moment that asshole had walked in was when Marco had pooped, earning a curse and bewildered 'green phoenix' as Marco took off cackling.
Pink seemed to get the idea too, because he fell on his ass, laughing.
"I see you've been up to quite a bit of mischief, Marco," Pops grinned. "Are you sticking around for now? Or do we need to worry about you flying off again."
"I'll wait and see. I ended up missing a 'group meeting'," Green smirked at Ace. "While I was away. I'd rather not miss out on that again."
"There is no again! I could only walk because Grey started healing me," Ace whimpered.
"Even if we get married yoi?" Grey smirked.
"If that happens, then we go one at a damn time!" Ace hissed. "But I hope by that point you'll be back together."
"I can't believe you just kept wandering after I told you to come straight back!" Izo scolded.
Green smirked. "Aw Izo, were you worried about me?"
"I was worried you'd get yourself into too much trouble. Which you obviously did! I have no idea what everyone is going to make of you being green now, instead of your normal colours."
"We should all go flying off!" Pink grinned. "Mess with the Marines heads!"
"Guarararara, they'd be in a right state!" Pops laughed.
"Don't encourage them, Pops!" Izo scowled.
Red smirked. "You're being pretty brave, Izo. Lecturing us. Especially when I may or may not have finished punishing you yet."
Izo paled.
"Thatch got a break, but he'll go back up on the mast. You however made the plan in the first place-"
"Who ratted me out?" Izo gasped.
"Sorry, baby," Thatch whimpered. "He was torturing me on the mast. I'll never look at feathers the same way again."
Ace blinked.
Green took advantage of the moment, and pulled Ace into a hallway, while all his other halves began to hang up on the three troublemakers.
"I'm sorry, Marco."
Green frowned as he gently pressed Ace up against the wall. "What are you sorry for yoi?"
"I didn't notice you were gone. I should have. I'm your boyfriend and yet-" Ace bit his lip. "I'm... I'm really sorry-"
"Oh, sweetheart," Marco sighed, brushing a kiss over Ace's forehead. "You have nothing to be sorry for. My other parts have been keeping you busy, firefly. Constantly busy, and I'm the one who likes to roam. I didn't need to feel so attached. So no, you don't have to be sorry. I'm the one who is for making you worry yoi."
Ace smiled, pressing a kiss against his nose. "Then maybe we can both just forgive each other and move on?"
"I like the sound of that yoi," Green grinned. "Now, I missed out on some fun last time."
"Eh?" Ace blinked, then flushed. "W-Wait. Marco, no. I just got out of bed-"
Green silenced him, pressing a kiss against his lips instead. He kept the kisses slow and sweet, and slipped his hand into Ace's hair. Ace whimpered sweetly against him, clutching his shirt, and Green Marco couldn't help but grin.
He'd have his own time with Ace, even if he kept it to sweet kisses for now. He didn't want to overwhelm Ace after all.
