(Before the Player faces the boss, he opens up the stats screen and levels up his characters after doing a lot of grinding before getting there.)

*Naruto can now summon 7 clones!*

*Sakura's attacks have increased!*

*Tails can now equip more items and heal you!*

*Luigi has joined the party*

*START*


INT-MUSHROOM MALL-MIDDLE WISH FOUNTAIN AREA-EVENING

Note-OK so just like the Bridge Knight many chapters ago; I'm going to label Donkey Kong as "D.K." because I'm lazy.)

(In typical boss battle form, we open with a 360 rotation between our heroes and Donkey Kong.)

(Out of nowhere, a large stack of wooden barrels appear beside Donkey Kong.)

Naruto: All right, let's do it!

Tails: But Naruto, you...you haven't gone over the plan of said-teamwork.

Naruto: (Embarrassed) Oh, uh...

Naruto: Tails, stay in the air in case we need any items.

Tails: Right!

Naruto: Sakura, you're with me, follow my lead so we can get close and knock that monkey out!

Sakura: Yeah, I bet I can reach it first!

Naruto: (Smirks) We'll see… and you.

(Naruto can't think of anything for Luigi to do, but soon stops when he sees DK throw one of the barrels at him.)

(Naruto and the others leap out of the way.)

(Naruto lands on top of the lid of a trashcan.)

Naruto: Just get out of here, run!

(Luigi is mighty offended, though he may be scared, Luigi's not too afraid to back down from a fight.)

*Luigi has left the party*


Naruto: Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Naruto: Sakura, take care of those barrels!

(Sakura nods and jumps in front of the next incoming barrel and fires out her Hadouken.)

Sakura: HADOUKEN!

(The energy blast shoots through all of the incoming barrels, giving Naruto and his clones enough time to run toward DK with a pincer attack.)

Tails: Naruto!

(From above, Tails drops a 20 ring box down on one of the clones, which increases his speed, strength, and bonus health.)

(Two Naruto's strike DK in the chest with a flying jump kick, making Donkey Kong stagger two steps back, then receives an upwards kick from behind by another 4 clones, knocking him into the air.)

(While in midair, the clones take turns kicking DK high and higher, with regard for breaking the laws of physics.)

2Clones: NA! *KICK*

3Clones: RU! *KICK*

2Clones: TO! *KICK*

(Nearly reaching the ceiling, the pained DK looks up the real Naruto, alongside Tails preparing to dive the heels of their foot down on DK's head with an axe kick.)

Naruto: UZUMAKI-BARRAGE!

(After two painful strikes to the head, DK goes spinning down to the floor, leaving a large crater below.)

(Naruto and Tails land safely to the floor next to Sakura and strike a victory pose.)

(The victory is soon short-lived as a mighty pissed off DK gets back up and begins to pound on his chest with more fight left in him.)

(Suddenly, a glowing blue trap-rope gets wrapped around DK from out of nowhere.)

(As DK struggles to break loose, he gets hit in the face by a spinning orange metal ball, knocking him down flat on his back.)

(The confused Naruto and Sakura share a look and then look down on Tails, who's not sure what to make of this either, simply shrugging in response.)

(The ball lands on the floor and transforms into an armored woman in orange and red.)

(It's SAMUS FROM METROID PRIME!)

Samus: Captain!

(We cut to midair revealing Captain Falcon preparing to dive his ignited fist down on DK.)

Falcon: FALCO...PUNCH!

*BOOM*

(Captain Falcon successfully strikes DK down with his iconic and destructive Falcon Punch, leaving a huge crater on the floor, followed by a shockwave.)

(As the smoke clears, Captain Falcon stands tall, in a heroic pose on top of an unconscious Donkey Kong with Xs on his eyes and tongue hanging out...You'd think he'd be dead, but Nintendo characters can't die, they just get bad ouches.)

*Pause*

Author: Really, they can't?

Narrator: Just roll with it.

Author: Okay.


(Naruto and Sakura are amazed by the unexpected backup and praise the two Nintendo warriors.)

Captain: Are you kids all right?

Naruto: Yeah, thanks to you guys.

Captain Falcon spots Luigi, who crawls out of his hiding spot, which is the trashcan.

Falcon: (Disappointed) Luigi, you have much explaining to do.

Luigi: Oh boy…

(Suddenly, screaming is heard in the background as we cut to Drake running down the escalators for his life when the Jeep Wario in, chasing him down.)

Slow Motion: The jeep goes flying in the air and lands on top of the escalators, destroying everything and explodes.

Sakura: (Slow-Mo voice) DRAKE!

(Drake goes flying in the air until Samus leaps up and catches him mid-air.)

(Landing safely, Drake is desperately gasping for air after having yet another near-death experience.)

Drake: (Panting) PHEW!

Drake: (Panting) My hero...

(Drake pats Samus on the shoulder and kisses her breastplate.)

Samus: ...!?

Drake: (Relieved) Thank you.

(Samus casually drops Drake on the floor.)

Drake: (Deadpan) OW.

To Be Continued...