It was a beautiful day in Danville, and Valentine's Day was just a few days away.
In the basement of the Flynn home, Beatrice and Beauregard, the twin BEA-Droids were planning for the big day. "Okay, so that's Jessie and Krishna. Jonah and Veronica. Mathew and Jennifer... assuming she's still partially Human." Beatrice said as they looked over a holographic projection of a list.
"Actually, she's Human again," Beauregard said.
"What-... oh the Molecular Separator. How silly of me to forget about that." Beatrice said.
"What's a Molecular Separator?" Beauregard said, he then pulled out a device from behind his back. "I just made this, the Seperatortron 2100. To separate Jennifer's robot and human halves when she did turn into a BEA-Droid clone of you."
Beatrice was floored by this explanation. "When... when did this happen?"
"Shortly after your visit to her at the PFD Technologies lab," Beauregard said. "So, with Norman doing the actual production while I walked him through what exactly I wanted it to do. We both made this over the course of about a week."
"Was there a reason I wasn't told about this?" Beatrice asked incredulously.
"What? I can have a life outside of you. I think the more pressing question is why Mathew or Jennifer didn't tell YOU about it." Beauregard said.
Beatrice just groaned and rolled her eyes. "Right... so. I've got, in addition to them for the party tonight. There are Felicia and William. I'm not sure about Duncan or Meanqy-"
"And I just got a text from him, correcting you personally," Beauregard said.
"How does he keep doing that?!" Beatrice said in surprise. "Seriously, every time I even thought about him since he and the others got stranded in that time vortex on the Vow of Vengeance. I could swear that hear corrected me with another indignant 'Sir Meanqy'!"
"Well does he have a date?" Beauregard asked.
"Not that I'm aware of," Beatrice said. "All I know about him is that he's from another dimension, or just another planet. I'll be honest he hasn't been fully clear on that. Anyway, Amanda has a crush on Billy Clark Jr but as usual, she's too shy to act on it. So we're going to have to invite them separately."
"What about Jessica? Does she have anyone she's interested in?" Beauregard asked.
"I don't think she's actively pursuing a relationship. And if she does have a crush on anyone at school... well we would've learned about it before now." Beatrice said. "It'd probably be insensitive to invite her without a date anyway."
"Norman's got his eye on that exchange student from Mars," Beauregard said.
"Right... the girl with the koala hands." Beatrice cringed. "They got their invite... and then there's little Bethany."
"Your kidding right?" Beauregard said in disbelief.
"No... I am serious about inviting our baby sister to this party." Beatrice said. "After everything that's happened, and considering she's actually been behaving herself since we returned to Earth. Which brings me to a certain speaking engagement that we both agreed to..."
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Beauregard was sitting in a corner in his Black Knight armor as Beatrice answered questions for Bethany's class. "I cannot believe she's doing this. I cannot believe she talked me into coming here." Beauregard grumbled to himself, his suit muted so that nobody could hear him. "I swear if this suit didn't have games programmed on it I'd go mad from boredom." He then started playing video games on the suits HUD.
"IT'S MOZA OKAY?" Bethany shouted, startling Beatrice and Beauregard. "I LIKE MOZA OKAY!" She yelled as Beurergard fell backward off of his stool, and crashed through a wall.
"I am definitely getting answers for this one," Bo muttered to himself as his Human sister kept screaming at Beatrice.
Eventually, after class, Beatrice, Beauregard, and Bethany met up. "Okay... who is Moza? And why are you so embarrassed that you like him?"
"And did you really have to spend the rest of the class screaming at Bea for asking an uncomfortable question?" Beauregard asked.
"I'm sorry," Bethany said earnestly. "It's just... Moza is kind of the school oddball."
Then without warning, a boy with green skin was thrown into the school through a window. "YOU DARE? YOU DARE TO REVERSE DEFENISTRATE THE MIGHTY MOZA THE CONQUEROR!?"
"Case and point," Bethany said sardonically.
"But first! I must address my arch-nemesis, the girl creature known as Bethany Flynn." Moza then went to Bethany. "YOU... and strange lanky minions. Have some nerve to darken the doorstep of I! Moza the Human worm baby!"
"Nice to see you to Moza," Bethany said sardonically.
"Does this kid seem... weird to you Beatrice?" Beauregard transmitted to Beatrice.
"Really? Was it the green skin that tipped you off? Or that he's ranting without taking a breath, and that he's rattling off gibberish?" Beatrice responded. "Should probably scan this little troglodyte."
The twin androids donned their visors and scanned Moza. "Well... that's concerning" Beurergard noted as Moza, rather than have the normal assortment of Human organs, had some sort of massive super organ that covered his entire torso. Not the mention that his high-tech looking backpack was fused to his nervous system.
"Our sister has a crush on an alien cyborg that's here to take over the world?!" Beatrice then sucker-punched Moza through an unbroken window. "Beth... I don't want to freak you out. But we're pretty sure that he's an alien cyborg that's here to take over the world."
"Well duh," Bethany said dismissively. "He's got green skin, and I've seen him without his 'disguise' on." She said making air quotes. "Not to mention his ranting, and... well there's that." She said, pointing to a robot monster that was menacing Moza.
"What is that?!" Beauregard said in surprise.
"No idea, but it's more than likely something that Moza got from his people to conquer Earth. Either it's defective or it got fed up with him. The point is by the end of the day, it's going to be gone." Bethany said dismissively.
"And you... LIKE HIM?!" Beatrice said indignantly.
"Yeah, he's kind of funny. And his attempts to take over the world or study humanity pretty much always ends with him getting his butt kicked." Bethany said. "So he's... relatively harmless."
"This seems like something we would've known about before now," Beatrice said. "Seriously, this is something we should have known about this before today!"
"So... this might be the worst idea ever. But Bethany, Beatrice wants to invite you and a plus one to our Valentine's party." Beauregard said.
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On Valentines Day. Beatrice and her friends were at the Flynn house. "I'll be honest, I was expecting this to be more fun," Bethany said, unimpressed with the fairly low key party.
"I agree, and those words in this context taste terrible," Moza said with disgust. "Still, after the week I've had. It is relaxing... sort of... I think."
"I suppose so. I just wish there were more fun things to do." Bethany said. Then an insidious smile grew across Moza's face. "Don't even think about it green bean."
"I AM NOT A BEAN!" Moza shouted. "And I have no idea what you're talking about."
"So your not thinking about scanning Bea and Bo's friends?" Bethany said.
"NONSENSE! I merely wish to scan the tall ones and analyze them." Moza said.
Bethany just rolled her eyes. "That's the whole reason you even agreed to come isn't it?"
"SILENCE! I must scan!" Moza then went about the party with a scanning device. Generally weirding out the party-goers as he scanned them, and loudly commentated on what his scans revealed. Then he got to Persephone, "Well... that is peculiar."
"And you'd know?" Persephone said sarcastically.
"I... need to see someone about these readings," Moza said as he bolted out of the house.
"Is the party that boring?" Beatrice asked of Bethany.
"Kind of... I was honestly hoping for games at this ting. And Moza... well I'm honestly surprised he stayed for so long." Bethany admitted.
Beatrice just sighed. "I'm sorry you're not enjoying yourself... I just wanted to have something special with my friends. And I wanted you to be part of it." She lamented.
"Oh my goodness, you are such a softy!" Bethany said, hugging her robot sister. "Probably why your such a great sister."
"Hmm. Sounds about right." Beatrice agreed.
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"And that is why my Widest. I have sent these... disturbing readings for analysis. At a glance... there is a Void Fae soul controlling the Human called 'Purse-Seph-On-Ee'." Moza said to two aliens that were, as he said. Wide.
"But the Void Fae were exterminated eons ago by the Spaa-Chronous!" A Widest wearing green said.
"Do you even know how long an eon is?" A Widest wearing yellow said.
"Sir's, I believe that MY discovery should take priority. If this truly is a Void Fae... then the conquest of the Earth will be the least of our troubles!" Moza said dramatically.
"What's an 'E-Arth?'" The Yellow Widest asked.
"It's... it's the planet I was assigned to conquer. You personally gave me the assignment my Widest!" Moza raved.
"And is it ready for invasion?" The Green Widest asked.
"No," Mozan said. "Despite my best efforts, the Earth fools are still in no shape to be successfully invaded by the Nekrian-"
"Then get back to work!" Both of the Widest yelled, then hung up.
