Hello. If you have a moment, please leave a review. It helps a lot and should only take a minute of your time.

Happy Valentine's Day!


The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S3 E13: Heart of Blood

Written By: mmdestroyer973

Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy played a two-dimensional game called Plumber Platform Princess Panic on their game console. They played as plumbers and they were in a spooky dungeon to destroy the evil vampire king and rescue the Flame Princess and beat the game.

"Die, vampire!" Bonnie mashed buttons in his controller to do more damage.

"Hiss!" The vampire hissed and flew towards Bonnie's character and hit him with a shovel.

"Oh no!" Bonnie shouted as he lost health in the game.

"Foxy give Bonnie some apples to heal him!" ordered Freddy.

"Ay, yeah, yeah," responded Foxy and throwing apples at Bonnie which healed him. Steam erupted from the vampire's ears as it lost health.

"Yes!" Bonnie shouted with excitement. "He's at his final form! He's almost done for!" The vampire rapidly grew large and shapeshifted into a large bat. Freddy was too close, and it bit him.

"Oh no, I died!" Freddy dramatically dropped his controller to the floor. "I hope you guys win!"

"I got my special!" Foxy pressed the left and right trigger on the controller simultaneously. Foxy's character did their special attack, and they spun around, making a tornado of garlic powder. Lots of damage was dealt, and the vampire was extremely weak.

"R-roar..." the vampire collapsed.

"How do I defeat him?" asked Foxy. "What will kill the vampire for good?"

Bonnie rapidly snapped his fingers attempting to remember. "Uh, a wooden stake!" announced Bonnie. "Stab them in the heart with the stake!"

"Goodbye!" Foxy's character equipped a wooden stake from the inventory and stabbed the vampire.

*SIZZLE!*

The vampire was defeated, and it disintegrated. The cage containing the flame princess opened up.

"OH YEAH!" The boys rapidly got up in excitement and relief and jumped around in happiness. The flame princess gave all of the plumbers in the game a kiss on their MOUTH.

"Oh yeah, mmm...mmm..." Bonnie made funny kissing sounds, looking at the game.

"We beat the game!" Freddy announced.

"Finally." Foxy threw himself onto the couch, but then he realized that the living room was in a mess. Snacks were on the floor and the coffee table. "We need to clean this place up."

"Meh, Chica got it." Freddy sat down as well, pulling out his phone.

"Don't you think Chica deserves a break or something?" asked Bonnie. "I mean she always cleans after us. We should take responsibility for our own actions, instead of having Chica pull up our diapers every time."

"No." Freddy and Foxy said simultaneously to Bonnie.

Chica came out of the kitchen. "La la la! Hmmm!" she happily sang and hummed.

"Huh?" Bonnie immediately noticed that something was off.

Chica spun around like a ballerina with a broom and dustpan in her hands and cleaned up the mess in the living room. "No, it's okay, guys! I got your guy's back. La la!" Chica sang again and spun around to the garbage to empty the dirt and spun back into the kitchen. Fred exited the basement and watched Chica. "La la la!" Chica sang again, and she stopped spinning around next to Fred. "Hi Fred!" she waved at him. "La la!" She then spun away. "Tee hee!"

"What's wrong with Chica?" Fred asked, entering the living room.

"We don't know!" Freddy shrugged his shoulders. "Meh, I could care less."

"Hey, maybe the lass likes cleaning now," Foxy suggested.

"Eh, whatever." Fred turned around and went into the kitchen. "At least she isn't going crazy or anything." Fred's pupils shrunk as he spoke. He then opened the freezer and took out a microwaveable pizza burrito. He opened the package of the food, but then he ripped the package too hard, causing crumbs to fall to the floor. "Crap," he exclaimed.

"La la la!" Chica came spinning along into the kitchen. Her arms magically stretched to the broom and dustpan, and she started to clean up. "Hmmm! Hmm!" Chica cleaned the mess and looked at Fred. She had a very happy look on her face.

"Alright, Chica." Fred put his hands on his hips. "What's going on? Why are you so happy?"

Chica's grin looked like it endlessly enlarged every second. "Because I have a special someone coming over tomorrow to take us to dinner at their place! And I can't wait for you guys to meet him!"

"Is it your grandpa?" Freddy asked.

"No,"

"Uh, your father?" he guessed again.

"No, you already met him before," responded Chica.

"Uh, your brother?" Freddy asked.

"I don't have a brother!" Chica shouted. "It's my BOYFRIEND coming tomorrow!" she happily announced, and lightly jumped two times.

"Whoa, really? shouted Bonnie.

"You have a boyfriend?" Fred said, happy for Chica.

"Whoa." Foxy turned to Freddy. "The lass is dating a matey!"

"She's so lucky," Freddy said. "I'm kinda jealous."

"Ayo, what?" Fred turned to Freddy with confusion.

"Yup!" Chica said, with the same big smile on her face. "You guys are going to really like him!"

"How long have you two love parrots been dating?" asked Foxy.

Chica blushed a little and played with her hair. "About two MONTHS." she announced. "His name is Edgar."

"Wow," exclaimed Fred.

"Yeah, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, we are going to have dinner at his place, are you guys willing to join us?" asked Chica.

"Sure!" Fred nodded. "We have no issues."

"Awesome!" Chica happily jumped. "Do you guys want to meet him? I can video call him right now."

"Sure, no problem," Bonnie answered. Chica went on her phone and video called her boyfriend. The phone rang for a couple of seconds.

"He better be cool," Freddy said.

"Relax, you guys are going to LOVE him," mentioned Chica. "I know you guys are going to get along."

The phone answered, and everyone saw Edgar. "Hellllllllo." spoke a white-skinned man on the camera.

"Hey, Eddie!" Chica waved at her boyfriend.

"What's juicin', baby?" Edgar fixed his dark purple hair and wiped his large and extremely baggy eyes. He also wore a large sweater that covered his neck and torso.

"Hmmm..." Bonnie squinted at the boy.

"Nothing, Eddy! I'm was just telling my friends that you are taking me to your place for V-day!" she spoke with her beautiful smile on her face. "Here, say hi to them!" Chica handed the phone.

"Ahhh, juicy," Edgar said.

"Hi, I'm Freddy!" Freddy waved holding Chica's phone.

"I'm Fred," Fred announced standing behind Freddy.

"Yarg, I'm Foxy!" Foxy walked into the frame so Edgar could see him.

"And I'm Bonnie!" Bonnie happily walked into the frame as well.

"Sweet," Edgar announced. "You all look very sweet."

"Ooh!" Freddy looked at his skin. "You think I put on too much lotion?" he asked Fred.

Chica took the phone back. "Anyways, see you tomorrow Eddy! I can't wait to spend valentine's day with you!"

"Later, baby. Love you." Edgar hung up the phone.

"He seems really cool." Fred nodded. "I'm proud of you Chica."

"Thanks! Anyways, I'm going to clean upstairs for no reason. La la la!" she spun upstairs.

"Wow, can you believe it, Bonnie!" Freddy said, walking towards him. "Chica had a boyfriend for two months, and we had NO IDEA!" he said happily.

"I don't know." Bonnie squinted his eyes. "There was something off about that guy."

"What do you mean, matey?" asked Foxy.

"I mean, come on! His purple hair, his large baggy eyes, he is one odd guy." Bonnie said.

"Are you good, Bonnie?" asked Freddy. "Those are just the natural features of a human being, man."

"Lad, you don't think that Bonnie's JEALOUS, do you?" Foxy asked Freddy, and he got a smirk.

"What!" Bonnie immediately jumped. "I am not jealous of Chica's boyfriend!"

"Haha!" Freddy laughed. "It was so obvious. I forgot you actually did have a thing for Chica! I know you did, man."

"I don't like Chica!" Bonnie stamped his feet and clenched his fists. "Look, I was just saying what I OBSERVED about Edgar, I wasn't really saying anything was odd about him."

Freddy pulled out a tape recorder and pressed the play button. "I don't know, there was something off about that guy." played the tape recorder.

"Fruit you," exclaimed Bonnie.

"Har! HAR! HE! HE! HA!" Freddy and Foxy laughed at Bonnie. "You're jealous, man!"

"Oh matey, he's going to be the laughingstock all week!" Foxy announced.

"Heh, yeah!" Freddy laughed. "I knew he liked Chica, man it was so obvious!"

"I'm not jealous!" Bonnie ran upstairs. "Ugh!"

"Look at him run away, the lad knows its true because he's trying to hide it." Foxy wiped tears from his eyes.

"Stupid Freddy and Foxy," Bonnie said in the upstairs bedroom, pacing around. "I am NOT jealous of some stupid girl. Like seriously, I'm a grown man, if I liked Chica, I would just tell her right in her face!" he said to himself and walked to the bedroom mirror. "Right, I would do that?" Bonnie asked looking at his reflection.

"I don't know, man." the reflection of Bonnie answered. "I'm just a reflection of you."

"Ugh, whatever." Bonnie walked to the exit of the bedroom. "The point is...I am NOT jealous." he shut the door behind him and walked into the upstairs hallway. "Huh?" Bonnie noticed Chica's cellphone was on one of the corner tables, and it was displaying the lock screen. On the lock screen was Edgar, but there was something very off.

*EERIE MUSIC PLAYS*

"What the!" Bonnie exclaimed. On Chica's Lock screen, had a picture of Rodney, but he had sharp canine teeth! His skin was also severely discolored, and two red dots were visible on his neck. "E-E-EDGAR is a VAMPIRE!" Bonnie's voice echoed in the upstairs hallway.

"Hey, did you say something?" Chica slid out of the bathroom, with wireless earbuds in her ears. She took them out.

"Uhh..." Bonnie began to blush. "I said I can't wait for Valentine's Day dinner to transpire! Heh!"

"That's an odd choice of word," announced Chica. "Whatever, you're Bonnie, so why am I questioning?" she resumed cleaning the bathroom.

"Ouch," Bonnie exclaimed. He quickly ran downstairs to the living room, where Bonnie and Freddy were watching television. "Guys, I really need to tell you something?"

"Hold on, we're watching TV right now bro." Freddy lazily sat in the recliner chair.

"I don't have time for this!" Bonnie snatched the TV remote and turned off the television.

"Ay, what the heck!" shouted Foxy. "What's the deal, matey?"

"Come on, it was getting good!" Freddy angrily got up and turned towards Bonnie.

"Listen, I have to tell you guys what I saw about Edgar." Bonnie lowered his voice. "I didn't want to say this near Chica."

"This again, lad?" Foxy snickered. "This lad is jealous and obsessed like me and me pirate booty!"

"Listen!" Bonnie shouted. "Edgar might be a VAMPIRE!"

*CRASH!*

The thunder crashed as the camera rapidly zoomed in on Bonnie's face.

"YOU are turning into a vampire," Freddy replied with sass. "You're jealous."

"I SAW A PICTURE OF EDGAR WITH SHARP TEETH! AND HE HAD BLOOD SPOTS ON HIS NECK!" Bonnie shouted.

"Yeah, and I'm about to have a picture of you next to the girl you WISH you had," Freddy announced.

"Har! Har!" Foxy laughed at Freddy's joke.

"I'm serious!" Bonnie frowned.

"What is going on here?" Chica asked. "Pictures of my boyfriend?"

"It was all Bonnie!" Foxy pointed to Bonnie.

"Oh, relax, Bonnie," Chica told him, showing the lock screen of her phone with the picture of Edgar. "That was just a Halloween costume that Edgar wore last year. Edgar LOVES Halloween, it's his favorite holiday! After Valentine's day." she said.

Bonnie stood there, completely embarrassed. "I-uh..."

"What, did you think he was a vampire or something?" Chica asked. "You're funny, Bonnie." she walked away. Bonnie watched Chica as she walked away.

"Har har!" Foxy laughed. "Oh man, even Chica thinks you're crazy!"

"I almost feel bad for you, dude." Freddy threw himself back into the chair and continued to watch TV.

"But...that's impossible!" shrieked Bonnie, standing in the same exact spot as he was before.

VALENTINES DAY...

It was Valentine's Day afternoon, and Chica was very enthusiastic about going to her boyfriend's house. "Edgar should be here in fifteen minutes," she said. "I'm going to go showwwwwerrrrrrr!" Chica sang and happily skipped upstairs.

"Cool!" Freddy told her. He and the boys were in the kitchen, eating slices of red velvet cake that Chica made earlier in the day. Bonnie sighed and played with the fork, leaving his chocolate cake slice untouched.

"What's wrong, Lil' man?" asked Fred. "You don't like the chocolate cake?"

"Nothing, I-" Bonnie spoke, But Freddy stagehogged him.

"Bonnie is jealous of Chica's boyfriend!" Freddy shouted, and Bonnie angrily growled in response.

"I AM NOT JEALOUS!" Bonnie shouted.

"He just thought the matey was a vampire, so we just assumed he was jealous," said Foxy, putting some cake into his mouth.

"Well, why would the guy be a vampire?" asked Fred.

"He had sharp teeth, and baggy eyes, and-"

"Chica debunked his theory." Freddy cut Bonnie off. "Bonnie saw a picture of him wearing his Halloween costume, that's all," he said. Bonnie sat there at the table, blushing.

"Hah!" Fred let out a laugh. "Come on, Bonnie, you're a grown man, and grown men don't do this 'jealous' junk," Fred announced, scraping white frosting off of his slice of red velvet cake, and ate the final bite.

"But I am not jealous!" he angrily announced, and he put his fork down on the table.

"Listen, man, I don't really care if you like Chica or whatever," Fred spoke to Bonnie. "Sometimes, you just have to move on, man. Life is too short to be focusing on one thing over and over again. You're a bright man, Bonnie." Fred then drank all of his milk from his glass cup and got up from the kitchen table. "I'm going to get dressed."

"Sucks to be you, lad!" Foxy left the table. Freddy sat with Bonnie for a couple of seconds.

"Uh, I'm going to get ready too." Freddy left, so it wouldn't be more awkward. Bonnie grunted and left because he had to change as well.

10 MINUTES LATER...

Bonnie sat in the kitchen, wearing a white turtleneck shirt, burgundy pants, and a black trenchcoat. "It's just not possible," he said to himself.

Chica came downstairs, and Bonnie immediately had her attention. "How do I look, Bonnie?" she asked, spinning around. Chica wore a beautiful red lace dress with white accents all over it. Chica's soft yellow hair was in gorgeous curls, and she threw a piece of it behind her head. "Huh, Bonnie?" she asked him again. She lifted up her legs to show off her red shoes as well. Bonnie stared at Chica, flattered by her looks. "I'll take that as a yes." Chica went to the back of the house.

"Checking out Chica huh?" Freddy said behind Bonnie.

"GAH!" Bonnie jumped out of his seat. Freddy and Fred stood there, both wearing blue jeans with red t-shirts. The shirts had a white pocket on the left-hand side.

"Come on, Bonnie, just get over Chica already," Freddy told Bonnie. He opened his mouth to speak, but Freddy covered his mouth. "Yeah, yeah, just deny everything I say, Bonnie. We already know your secret."

"Freddy, relax," Fred told his brother. "You don't have to rub it in Bonnie's face, it's his business. Let him handle his own situation."

Foxy arrived. "Yarr!" he called. He wore his casual red and white striped pirate shirt, with grey jeans. He wore a red bandana with white skills on his head.

"Lucky you get to wear your usual clothing," Freddy mumbled.

*HONK!*

They heard a car honk. Bonnie's heart skipped a beat. "He's here!" Chica came running to the front door and opened it. It was Purple Guy, Red Guy, and Blue Guy! "Oh, what the-?" Chica shouted.

"Hey, is your refrigerator running?" Purple Guy asked.

"Get out."

"Come on, just answer the question!" Blue Guy said.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Chica grumbled.

"You can't answer one question, sheesh." Purple Guy said, and then he turned to Red Guy. "Stupid people, am I right."

"Oh yeah, stupid people." Red Guy looked at the viewers. "God, I hate THAT kind of people."

[Audience Laughs]

"Edgar!" Chica called.

"I'm not Edgar, I'm Purple Guy!" PG pointed to his chest. Someone tapped his shoulder, and Edgar was behind him.

"HISSS!" Edgar hissed at PG and his friends. Edgar's eyes turned white, and his tongue stretched out. Purple Guy, Red Guy, and Blue Guy turned white, and they melted to the floor. Edgar kicked their bodies to the side.

"Eddie!" Chica jumped into her boyfriend's arms, and they hugged.

"Aww," exclaimed Fred. Bonnie rolled his eyes.

"Shall we, Eddie!" She grabbed her boyfriend's arms.

"Ooh, sunlight!" Edgar let go of Chica's arms, after feeling the sun get on him. He opened his umbrella and resumed to escorted Chica to his car. His car was all black, and it had tinted windows. There were skull accents all over the car. "After you, my love." he opened the side door for Chica, and he then carefully entered the driver's seat, and closed his umbrella. The boys sat in the back.

"The windows are really dark, I can barely see through!" Foxy said, looking out of the window. Edgar began to drive, and the car made light hissing sounds as it drove.

Bonnie noticed a red spot on the leather of the car seat. "Hey, Edward, you got some BLOOD on your car seat," Bonnie announced.

"My name is Edgar, nerd face." Edgar turned for a second towards Bonnie. "And that's freaking jam, relax your nerves."

Bonnie pulled out his phone and opened the notepad app to jot down suspicious things about Edgar. "Tinted windows to block the sun, blood on the seat," he whispered to himself. "Sounds like a vampire to me."

Freddy-who sat next to Bonnie-saw what he was doing. "My dude, you are not serious."

"What's up, lad?" asked Foxy.

"He's literally writing stuff down," Freddy said. Bonnie knew the other guys were talking about him, but he did not care.

"Just leave him," said Fred. "Let him go insane, I already warned him earlier."

"Ooh, I wonder what we're having!" Chica said, excitedly. "What is your favorite thing to eat on Valentine's day, Eddie?" she asked.

"Hmm, your HEART would do just nicely," Edgar responded.

"Haha!" Chica giggled. "You're so funny, babe." She put her hand on his hand for a second.

*HONK!*

Edgar violently honked the car. "Come on, MOVE IT, slowpoke!" Edgar drove around a vehicle that was just standing around in the street.

"Road rage." Bonnie typed in his virtual notepad.

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Edgar parked the car in his driveway. "Here's my crib, Chica." he opened the door to the passenger side.

"Wow!" exclaimed Chica as she observed his house.

"Yo, get out of my car." Edgar hollered to the boys who still sat in his car, and they exited.

"Whoa!" The boys looked at Edgar's large and spooky mansion. It was surrounded by a large grassy field containing multiple naked trees. A large metal gate with barbed wire on top provided protection.

"Well, I won't need this anymore." Edgar put away his umbrella, after noticing the sun was just starting to go down.

"Gah!" Freddy jumped, realized he stepped on something. Bonnie squinted at the object, and it was a SKULL!

"We're going to die," Bonnie murmured under his breath. Edgar unlocked the gate using a key, and they walked along the path to enter his house. Bonnie spotted multiple GRAVESTONES as they walked along the path.

"Aye, this is really cool," announced Foxy. "Say, lad, you have Halloween parties at your house?" he asked Edgar.

"Why, I do!" Edgar turned around. "They are pretty juicy." Edgar gave Foxy an awkward smirk and turned back around. He put his arm around Chica as they walked and she giggled.

"Oh, brother." Bonnie rolled his eyes.

"Cool spooky house," Freddy told Edgar. "It's just like in those spooky vampire movies!"

They arrived at the front door to the mansion, and Edgar went along to unlock all five of the locks.

"Here lies cow number one." Bonnie read a gravestone. "Killing cows." Bonnie typed that in his notepad. Edgar unlocked all of the locks and opened the door to the mansion.

*CREAAAAAAAK!*

The door was loud and it slowly opened with suspense. The six walked inside, and the door automatically shut behind them.

*THUD!*

They walked inside, as Edgar locked the door. "Where are your parents, Eddie?" Chica asked.

"Oh, they're out for Valentine's Day too," Edgar responded. "They like to go out and try new things, cuz' they're always home. I thought I'd save the best place for you, which is my home."

"Aww, babe!" Chica gave him a quick hug.

"Is that how couples always act?" asked Foxy to the other boys. "Geez, the touching!"

"Anyways, let's eat!" Edgar walked them to the dining area. "Follow me!" As they walked, Fred stepped on a creaky floorboard.

"Heek!" Several bats made noises and flew from one window ceil to the next. Mice also ran around the living room and went into a hole in the wall.

"You need to clean your place, babe," Chica said, looking around. Spiderwebs were visible in each and every corner. There was a sofa COMPLETELY COVERED in spiderwebs.

"Eh, I always wanted to throw that sofa out anyways." Edgar went to the sofa that was covered in spiderwebs and threw it out of the open window with ease.

*THUD!*

Several crows and bats flew around, after being startled by the sofa.

"Abnormal super strength." Bonnie typed in his phone. "I can't wait to EXPOSE this knucklehead right in front of his girlfriend," he said to himself. "I KNOW that he's a vampire! I know he is!"

"Don't worry babe!" Edgar grabbed her hand. "I'll get cleaning eventually." The six sat down at the dining table in the kitchen. "But for now, let's grub!"

"I have some cake for you, Eddie!" Chica put the leftover cake from earlier on the top of the dining table.

"Splendid!" Edgar walked over to the oven and took out two aluminum trays. One had baked macaroni with strange red cheese on top of it, and the other contained a large salad consisting of spinach, lettuce, croutons, and tomatoes.

"Wow, at least the food looks great." Freddy looked at the macaroni.

"And here's the big boy." Edgar put down a large plate. The plate had a COW'S head and body! An apple was resting in its mouth.

"AAAAAHHHH!" Bonnie screamed out loud. He remembered seeing a gravestone that belonged to a cow. He rapidly pulled out his phone, but then stopped after noticing that there were multiple pairs of eyes on him.

"Scared of meat?" Edgar asked.

"Oh, he's vegetarian," Chica said, to avoid any issues.

"Let's eat!" Edgar pulled out a large knife. He rapidly got up and held the knife with both hands. "HAHA, HE KE KE!" Edgar maniacally laughed.

"NO! NOT MY EYES!" Bonnie screamed.

*SLICE!*

Edgar simply just cut up the cow into smaller pieces. Freddy, Foxy, Fred, and Chica stared at him.

"Don't you embarrass me," Chica whispered to Bonnie. Bonnie looked down in embarrassment.

Fred had a smirk on his face. "See, I told you to let him go insane." He said, leaning towards Freddy. "Look at him overreact to everything now."

"Oh, I get it!" Freddy nodded. "Heh heh! He's such a wimp!"

"Let's eat!" Chica put on her bib, and she took two slices of the cow. "What would you like babe?" she asked her boyfriend.

"Oh no, I'm not eating Chica."

"Why not?"

"I'm having your heart, babe, remember?" Edgar told her.

"Hehe!" Chica giggled. "You're funny, babe."

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Everyone finished eating. Edgar, Chica, Freddy, and Foxy danced in the living room to awkward classical music on the radio.

"Hehe, he!" Chica giggled as Edgar spun her around.

"Yeah yeah!" Freddy did some awkward Hawaiian dance.

"Arg arg!" Foxy laughed as he breakdanced on the floor.

"I'm going to get a drink, be back babe!" Chica walked into the dining area and poured herself some juice. "Why aren't you dancing, Fred?"

"I don't dance," Fred announced, who was on his cellphone.

"What about you, Bonnie?" Chica asked. "I know you love to dance!"

"Nothing," Bonnie said, with his head down on the table. "I just don't feel like dancing."

"Okay!" Chica went back into the living room holding her red plastic cup.

Chica stood next to Edgar. While she wasn't looking, Edgar opened a green package and put something in her cup, and Bonnie saw.

"Oh no!" Bonnie remembered that Edgar wanted to EAT Chica's heart. Bonnie ran into the living room.

*GRAB!*

He grabbed Freddy and Foxy and pulled them into the kitchen. "Oh no." Fred watched Bonnie grab the two into the kitchen.

"GUYS!" Bonnie shouted.

"Oh my god." Freddy rolled his eyes.

"Come on, lad..." Foxy facepalmed. "I mean, if Edgar was a vampire, you'd think he would do something already, boy."

"HE DID!" Bonnie shouted. "He just put something in Chica's drink, and I know what it is! It's a sleep potion and when she goes to sleep, he's going to EAT HER HEART!"

"Bonnie, SHUT UP!" Freddy shouted. "What is wrong with you? He's her boyfriend, he would NOT do something like that! I'm sure he was joking about eating her heart, my dude."

"But a VAMPIRE would!" Bonnie shouted.

"Alright, Bonnie, I was going to leave you alone, but you're going insane right now," Fred said angrily.

Bonnie observed Chica drinking the drink from the cup! "NO!" Bonnie ran into the living room.

*GRAB!*

Foxy grabbed Bonnie's legs, preventing him from entering the living room. "CHICA, NO!" he shouted.

Chica sipped the drink. "Hey, that artificial sweetener did the trick!" she exclaimed to her boyfriend.

"Juicy," Edgar said to her.

"Phew!" Bonnie said. "I thought it was an asleep potion." Freddy, Foxy, and Fred looked at each other in anger. The music on the radio suddenly changed to a slow-paced, romantic song.

"Ooh!" Chica put down her cup and wrapped her arms around Edgar's neck. They simultaneously moved their feet side to side in rhythm.

"Bonnie, you need to cut out your behavior, boy," said Foxy. "You have been behaving like this for hours, matey."

Chica still had her arms around Edgar. "Heh, heh!" Edgar let out an evil chuckle. He licked his sharp canine teeth and moved closer to Chica's face.

"HE'S GOING TO TURN HER INTO A VAMPIRE!" Bonnie shouted. "CHICA, WATCH OUT!" Bonnie got up and RAN into the living room.

"No!" Foxy failed to grab onto Bonnie.

*PUSH!*

Bonnie ran into the couple, causing Chica to fall down. Edgar looked at Bonnie, and he was pissed. His romantic music stopped playing suddenly. Edgar's purple hair started to stand, and his eyes were white. His face slowly started to turn grey, and he just stood there.

"I'm sorry!" Bonnie helped Chica up.

"WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!" Chica shouted.

"EDGAR IS A VAMPIRE!" Bonnie screamed. "HE WAS GOING T-TO BITE YOU! A-A-AND YOU WOULD'VE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE! BUT LUCKILY, I CAME TO THE RESCUE AND SAVED YOU!"

Freddy, Fred, and Foxy stood there with unsettled looks on their faces. "Oh boy," Fred said.

Edgar stood there, silent. Chica dusted herself off, and her face was as red as a tomato.

"AARRGG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" Chica screamed. "THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?! YOU THINK EDGAR IS A VAMPIRE?"

"I-I but I have proof!" Bonnie pointed to Edgar, who squinted back at him. Bonnie opened his phone and rapidly opened his notepad app. "Bats in his house, he gets mad at the road, a weird garlic allergy, blood on the car seat, he kills animals, weird super strength, LIKE ISN'T IT OBVIOUS!" Bonnie shouted. The rest of the boys stood there and watched with cringed looks on their faces.

"I can't believe you!" Chica covered her face and tears rapidly ran down her eyes. "This is the most disturbing thing you have done to me, Bonnie! Ahhh!" Chica cried, and her boyfriend wrapped his arms around her.

"Not cool, nerd face." Edgar angrily looked back at Bonnie. "Come on, Chica let's go in my bedroom for a bit."

"Okay." Chica wiped her face as they walked upstairs.

Bonnie got on his knees. "I-I feel terrible."

"Ah piss, I'm not even surprised." Foxy rolled his eyes.

"Come on, Bonnie." Freddy put his hand on his shoulder. "It's okay to be jealous.

"I'm NOT JEALOUS!" Bonnie screamed and turned around, forcing Freddy's hand off of him. "I-I just thought he was a vampire, I-I-I had the proof and everything man!"

"Sorry, man." Freddy shrugged. "That's all I can tell you."

Bonnie simply grunted and sat down. "Maybe...I was just wrong." He picked up a bottle of water.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH MY GOD!" the boys heard Chica's scream from upstairs.

"What was that?" Fred heard the scream. "Chica's in trouble!"

"Yeah, whatever," Bonnie said, drinking the water. "I'm sure Edgar is proposing to her or whatever."

"AAAAHHHHHH! I NEED HELP!" They heard Chica again.

"Chica NEEDS HELP, MATEY!" shouted Foxy. "You can't say you didn't hear that!"

"Yeah, she probably needs help because her wedding ring can't fit on her finger," Bonnie said, angrily.

"HELP! EDGAR REALLY IS A VAMPIRE!" Chica screamed from upstairs.

"WHAT!" Bonnie shouted, and he rapidly got up from the table.

"HE IS GOING TO BE EAT HEART!" Freddy screamed. "Let's GO!"

The boys ran to the stairs that lead up, but a dozen bats flew on the steps, blocking their path. "HISSS!" They violently hissed, exposing their fangs, and their eyes glow red.

"MOVE! GET OUT OF HERE!" Foxy shouted to the nocturnal animals.

"They're not parrots, Foxy," said Fred.

"YO!" Bonnie shouted holding leftovers of the cow. He threw it on the floor, and the bats immediately went to it to eat. "Let's go!" he and the boys ran up the stairs.

*CLICK!**THUD!*

The stairs magically transformed into a slide, and they all slid down. "WHOA!" They fell on each other.

"It's like that final level from Plumber Platform Princess Panic!" announced Foxy. "In the final dungeon, the stairs turned into a slide!"

"We're going to need something stiff to help us get up!" Fred twiddled his mustache. The boys looked around the living room for an item.

"SPIDERWEBS!" Bonnie ran into the corner of the living room and grabbed a thick thread of silk from a spiderweb.

"Disgusting!" exclaimed Freddy.

Bonnie used the spider silk as a lasso and used it to hang onto a chandelier. "Hi-yah!" Bonnie grabbed the other end and swung himself to the top of the stairs. "Let's GO, NOW!" He ordered the rest of the boys.

"Heck no." Freddy folded his arms. "That's nasty!"

"HELP! AHHHHH!" Chica screamed in the bedroom. "Eddie is going to EAT MY HEART!"

"AAHHHHH!" Freddy got the courage and he launched himself up.

*THUD!*

He fell on his face. Fred and Foxy launched up afterward. There were two rooms upstairs and the attic.

"Is...she in here?" Fred pulled the string to the attic.

*THUD!*

An entire FLOOD of SKELETONS fell on Team Fazbear. "AAHHHHH!" They all freaked out and kicked the skeletons away.

"HI-YAH!" Bonnie exclaimed and kicked the door to one of the rooms. It was a bathroom, and there was a skeleton sitting on the toilet.

"Hey, man, a little privacy?" The skeleton asked. Fred grabbed the skeleton and ripped his skull off. "Come on, I just wanted to potty." said the skeleton. Fred threw the skull down the slide.

*KICK!*

Foxy kicked the door to the bedroom, and Bonnie looked at him angrily. "Sorry, I wanted to kick the door!" Foxy shrugged his shoulders.

In the room was Chica, and she was in a chair with metal bracelets covering her ankles, and wrists. "Took you, NERDS, long enough!" Edgar rapidly turned around, and all of his clothes fell off because transformed into a gigantic bat, rising into the air.

"Great googly moogly!" exclaimed Freddy, looking at the giant bat fly in the air.

"HA HA! NERDS!" Shouted the giant bat. "You fools! I don't care about having a significant other, I AM going to eat her heart. I have been luring multiple people in my house so then I could eat their HEARTS, and Chica will be my next victim! Haha!"

"You sick freak!" Fred clenched his fists. "This is inhumane and wrong!"

"HAHA!" Edgar laughed. "You all are such fools. You should've listened to your friend, but it's too late because Chica's heart is going to be my dinner! And maybe, I'll have some of her blood and make a smoothie with it." Bonnie got a sad look on his face after hearing Edgar.

"Help me!" Chica screamed. "I want to keep my heart, you know!" shrieked Chica.

"Well, we're going to stop you!" Freddy ran towards the giant bat. "AAAAAAAH!" he let out a battle scream.

*POOF!*

Edgar turned invisible. "Huh?" Freddy looked around. Edgar became visible again and simply blew Freddy away.

*THUD!*

Freddy violently flew into the wall, forming a crack shaped like him. "Ohh..." he bellowed on the wall.

"ARRRG!" Foxy ran to the bat, and he gave it one giant scratch on its face. "Ha, take that, beast!"

"HISS!" The bat hissed, and the cut healed immediately.

*POW!*

Edgar punched Foxy, and Foxy fell to the ground. Fred ran towards the bat. "Die, bat!"

"Forcefield," Edgar exclaimed. A yellow sphere surrounded him, and Fred bounced off.

"AHHHH!" Fred fell on the wooden floor. "SPLINTERS!" he shrieked.

"Alright, what are you going to do." Edgar turned to Bonnie. Bonnie violently shivered, as he watched the giant, scary bat watch him. "Just attack me and fail already, so I can just continue to eat Chicas's heart. I didn't eat a heart since Valentine's last year."

"How do I stop a vampire?" Bonnie asked himself.

FLASHBACK...

"How do I defeat him?" asked Foxy. "What will kill the vampire for good?"

Bonnie rapidly snapped his fingers attempting to remember. "Uh, a wooden stake!" announced Bonnie. "Stab them in the heart with the stake!"

END OF FLASHBACK...

"A WOODEN STAKE!" Bonnie remembered. He stepped on the wooden floor, and a plank came right out. Bonnie then broke the wooden plank and sharpened it by rubbing it against another one.

"Arts and crafts?" laughed Edgar. "NERD! Right Chica?" he turned to her.

"GO TO HELL!" Chica shouted. Edgar snapped his fingers, and a piece of tape covered Chica's mouth.

"AAHHHHH!" Bonnie ran towards the bat. He stabbed the forcefield, and it instantly broke.

"WHAT!" Edgar screamed.

"Bonnie's doing it!" Foxy watched. "He'll defeat the beast!"

"GRRR!" Edgar snapped his fingers, and a shovel appeared. "En garde!"

*CLINK!* *CLINK!* *CLACK!*

Bonnie and Edgar fenced each other.

*SNAP!*

Edgar's shovel broke Bonnie's wooden stake. "Uh oh!" Bonnie glanced to the floor to make another stake, but then-

*WHACK!*

Edgar whacked Bonnie with the shovel on his head.

"Oh..." Bonnie collapsed.

*WHACK!**WHACK!*

Edgar hit Bonnie on his head repeatedly with the shovel. "I'll use all my energy on you, lover boy." He told Bonnie. "In fact, I might just kill you right now."

"NO!" Foxy and Freddy got up and ran.

"Sike!" Edgar's eyes clew yellow, and Foxy and Freddy froze in place.

"AAHHH!" Foxy screamed. "I can't move, lad!"

"Me neither!" said Freddy.

"SPLINTERS!" Fred shouted on the floor.

"MMM! MMM!" Chica tried to speak, but the tape wa son her mouth.

"Alright, time to die!" Edgar rubbed his hands. "Say your last words as I'll stick all of your blood out."

*BITE!*

"AAAAAAAAAA!" Bonnie screamed as his blood slowly started getting sucked out from his left arm.

"YES!" Edgar stopped sucking to speak. "SCREAM! SCREAM!"

"I DO HAVE A LAST WORD," Bonnie shouted on the floor. His own blood was all over his face and his pupils were dilated small. "TWO WORDS!"

"HAHA!" Edgar laughed.

"GARLIC BOMB!" Bonnie went behind his back and threw a garlic bomb.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Edgar immediately fell on the ground. "GARLIC!"

*THUD!*

Foxy and Freddy fell don, as they were no longer being controlled by Edgar. Edgar laid on the ground. "NO, NO! This really hurts!"

"CRAP YOU," Bonnie exclaimed, holding another garlic bomb, and he pelted it at Edgar's head.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Edgar screamed. "Nooo!"

Bonnie quickly created one more wooden stake. "Goodbye, NERD FACE!"

"That's my line!" Edgar bellowed.

"Heart...of...BLOOD!" Bonnie screamed and thrust with the wooden stake.

*STAB!*

"GAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Edgar screamed, and he immediately turned into DUST. Edgar's screams slowly got quieter and quieter.

Bonnie stood there, holding the wooden stake. His own blood was on his face and clothing. Speaking of his clothing, they were completely torn, and there were two giant holes on the left sleeve of his coat. He heavily breathed, as he watched the dust of Edgar vanish.

*THUD!*

Bonnie fell down. "Bonnie!" The three boys helped him up. "You good, yo?"

"Yeah..." Bonnie put his hand on his head. "Just dizzy, man." He had trouble standing up, and his legs were wobbly.

"We're free!" everyone heard high-pitched voices. "The vampire is defeated!"

"Huh?" Everyone looked around. GHOSTS flew into the room that they were in.

"Thank you!" A ghost spoke to Bonnie. "You defeated the vampire! Our souls are FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The ghost floated through the ceiling and went into the sky. "YAYYYYYY!" other ghosts flew up as well.

*POP!*

The ghosts made beautiful colored fireworks in the sky as they touched the top of the atmosphere.

"Uh, okay, there's that." Fred looked through the window and watched thousands of happy ghosts fly around.

"Bonnie, you have my respect, man." Freddy nodded to him.

"I'm not the type to do this, but you have mine as well," Fred said. Foxy nodded as well.

Bonnie walked towards Chica and freed her. "Chica, are you okay? Did Edgar do anything to you? I-"

*SMOOCH!*

Chica didn't say a word and she ran towards Bonnie and gave him a kiss on his mouth.

*POP!* *POP!*

Fireworks exploded as they held the kiss for a couple of seconds.

"WHOA!" Freddy turned to Foxy. "He KISSED Chica!" Foxy didn't answer him and watched them kiss. The two stopped kissing.

"You saved me!" Chica exclaimed.

"So will you be my girlfriend?!" Bonnie happily asked.

*SMACK!*

Chica smacked Bonnie, and then she sighed a couple of seconds after. "Bonnie, I am so, so sorry!" She gave him an apology. "We should've listened to you." She gave him a hug.

"We're sorry to man." Freddy and the two other boys ran into the hug. "Just like we said, we have your respect man."

"Yeah," Bonnie said. He felt good again, and he had a smile on his face. "Let's go home."

"Wait, how are going to get home?" Foxy pointed out.

Chica sighed and pulled out her phone to call her mom.

"Hello?" her mother answered. "Chica, why do I hear explosions in the background?"

"That doesn't really matter right now, but mom, can you pick us up?" Chica asked.

"Chica and I KISSED!" Bonnie shouted loudly.

"Shut up!" Chica pulled her phone away and covered the microphone.


WOW! This episode got more insane than I intended it to be. I also had to delay it for a day, it was getting crazy long, it was even supposed to be a half episode too. I'm taking a break, the next episode coming in March or April. Happy Valentine's!