Haruno Sakura was on a rant today. Something or other, most likely involving either one of her male teammates or sensei, had set her off and she was gonna make know. However, she got off topic after the first five minutes.

"And you!" She pointed accusingly at Naruto, "And your stupid gender bending jutsu!"

"Gender bending?" Naruto asked, confused.

"Yeah! You turn into a sexy girl, or didn't you realize that, baka!?"

"Well, I knew that, but how does that gender bend?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOY!!!"

"No, I'm not."

"..."

"..."

"..."

All eyes were on Naruto. Sasuke was broken his brooding, his normal frown now twisted into a gape. Kakashi usually half-lidded eye was widened in surprise.

"What?"

"You... you're a girl?" Kakashi managed.

"Kakashi-sensei, listen to my voice. Does this high-pitch honestly sound like a boy's? And my face. Does this sweet little face look like a boy's?" He... or she said with a hint of arrogance in his or her tone.

"But... your crush on Sakura?" Sasuke asked, Sakura nodding her approval to the question.

"Oh, poor Sasuke-teme. Not such a genius after all, eh? It's called being a lez-bee-an."

"And... and your Sexy Jutsu?" Sakura asked.

"Does exactly as it says. Makes me sexy."

"But you don't even look like a girl!" Sakura portested, regaining her composure.

"Well, suuure, you can't see you figure under this jacket and pants. Some of us don't like needlessly showing off. Next you'll be telling my Hinata must be a boy cause you can't see her figure under her jacket!"

"I... see..." Kakashi murmured.

Meanwhile, far enough to hide yet near enough to hear...

"That's... that's kinda hot," The Hyuuga Heiress murmured.

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Review by Kholdhearted...

Ninja Academy: 30 yen per term

Orange Ninja Jumpsuit: 40 yen

Realising that your eternal rival is actually a lesbian loli: Priceless

Realising that all this actually turns you on: ...

... Quite sick