Disclaimers: I do not own Fairy Tail

A/N: First and foremost, I'm going to hell for this. Second, I'm still working on this story. Third, I got the idea while reading a chapter from the author "TheUnknownLegion" story, Seeing Alternate Versions of Earthland, and seeing the picture drawn by Hiro Mashima himself of a Female Acnologia. Enjoy.

THIS IS NOT CANON IN THIS STORY, "Romeo's Rising"

Omake

Ara Ara Romeo-kun

"What the hell is going on?!", Romeo screams as he backs into the door of the inn room where he was currently residing at as the guild participated in the Grand Magic Games, "Who the hell are you?"

The dark-skinned woman with long dark blue hair and blue tattoos across her face who was at the moment resting on the boy's bed with a black cloak covering her body arches an eyebrow at him along with a look of mild annoyance and slight confusion.

"Who the hell do you think I am?", she said in a voice as smooth as honey yet as sharp and deadly as a blade, "It's me, Acnologia, little vermin."

Romeo's brain was overload by the reveal, prompting "Acnologia" get off the bed and throw her cloak back, revealing the blue tattoos across her body and the dragon teeth necklace around her neck, signatures trademarks of the Apocalypse Dragon….

Along with the rest of her body which wasn't cover up in the slightest, with the cloak barely concealing the nipples of her expose breasts whose size and shape would put even Lucy's to shame and an extremely well-toned muscular abdomen that drew more of Romeo's attention then he would ever care to admit, for apparently this female Acnologia shared the same sentiment as her male counterpart when it came to wearing a shirt.

Romeo tried his best to stem the tide of blood that was gushing out of his nose but to no avail as a stream of it splattered onto the floor.

"B-B-but", he stammered out.

"Take a breath, little vermin", Acnologia instructed, "Take a breath and use your words."

"But -", Romeo starts again after a moment, "You're supposed to be a guy, you're not supposed to have boobs or well tone abs!"

Acno found herself pinching the bridge of her nose as she let out a breath, "This is going to be more complicated than I thought it would be", she mutters, "Look, little vermin, there is a perfectly logical reason why I first appear to you as a male dragon."

"And what logical reason would that be?!", Romeo questions as he got off the door and move toward the center of the room.

Acno puts her hands on her hips, briefly moving the cloak and revealing her full chest for a moment, causing a red face Romeo to turn his head away.

"Tell me, little vermin", she started, "How many dragons do you know about beside myself and not counting the ones I show you through my memories?"

Romeo keeps his head looking away, but thinks about the answer for a moment, "Well, I guess three. Natsu's dragon along with Gajeel's and Wendy's."

"And what is the male to female ratio for those three?"

"Um, two to one", Romeo answers.

"And who do you know the most information about", Acno press on.

"Igneel, Natsu's father."

"Exactly", Acno points out as she moves to take a seat back on the bed, "You know more about male dragons than you do female dragons, which is a running theme for the human race along with a large number of other mortal races. Since males tend to have a higher position in society, that same aspect has been push upon other superior races and thus to help build my image up as a mighty dragon throughout the world I took on the appearance of a male dragon. A simple trick for my species of dragon."

"I'm afraid I'm not following", Romeo admits, "You're still Acno, only you're a chick now?"

Acnologia folds her arms underneath her voluptuous chest, somehow managing to make them seem even bigger than they already were and forcing Romeo to grab his nose once more before he experiences any more blood loss.

"I have always been a "chick", as you so bluntly put it. I just took the form of a male in order to appear more powerful. Females dragon do tend to be on the weaker spectrum of strength compare to male dragons and being the last of my hunted kind, I had to deter my enemies away in order to buy time to grow stronger. If they knew I was a female off the back, I would have been hunted relentlessly, even more so than I already was.", Acnologia explained, "When I was first sealed within you, I went through your memories while you were still knock out and determine that keeping up my male form would prove to be more beneficial than to use my original form."

Romeo was silent for a moment as he goes over Acno's words in his head, "Skipping the part where you went through my memories without asking..."

"That was done before we reach any sort of agreement about that topic", Acnologia pointed out, "Also, it wouldn't kill you to look at me, little vermin."

"Oh, but it would", Romeo corrected her while still diverting his gaze from her general direction, "If you want to talk face to face, covered yourself up with the cloak."

"You and your species negative affiliation toward nudity never cease to befuddle me", Acnologia huff in frustration as she wraps the cloak around her body, "Better now?"

"Quite", Romeo answers, "Now I have some questions for you"

"Understandable", Acnologia says.

"In the memories, you showed me, you were a dude and you fell in love with a chick", Romeo started out.

"I filter out those memories and replace my female form with the male form that you saw. In reality, with everything that occured four hundred years ago, I was in my female human form. Is that a problem for you?", Acno says, "I thought such relationships were common among your kind."

"That's not the issue, I'm perfectly fine with that; not to the sickening degree that my father is, mind you", Romeo says, "But if I recall correctly, Aervia was pregnant with your kids."

"So?", Acnologia shrugs.

Romeo lets out a sigh before answering, "I don't know if you ever notice, but that's not how humans work?

"Do me a favor, little vermin, and don't try to understand the complexity of the reproductive system of a dragon", Acno stops him, "Greater men and women than you have tried and fail."

"Okay, I won't. Moving on to my second question", Romeo says as his face starts to glow once more, "If you have been a girl this whole time then that means that whenever I took a bath, change clothes, or even when I..."

"Oh, yes, little vermin", Acnologia said, "I have seen it all. Especially once you reach your teenager's years and puberty set in. All those nights you thought you were along and no one was watching."

Acnologia slowly got up off the bed, all the while staring at Romeo who was suddenly starting to feel extremely uncomfortable, "You know one of the simplest things about dragons that most humans don't know about?"

Romeo says nothing.

"Is that the names that they know us by aren't are full ones. Dragons have a much longer name that the ones we give to the inferior species", Acnologia says, "My full name, for example, is Apocalyptic Rage Acnologia."

"That's a long name", Romeo points out.

"It does have a short version to it if you take the first letter of each word, form them together, and repeat it twice", Acnologia explains.

Romeo does just that in his head as he takes his mind off of the dragon woman whose her eyes took on a predatory gaze without warning but she continued to talk.

"You know it's funny, little vermin. Despite my behavior toward you over the years, I have to admit that I have grown to like you", Acnologia said as she slowly undid the fastening of her cloak around her neck, "Some might even say I have grown attached to you."

"Take the "A" from Apocalyptic, the "R" from Rage", Romeo says aloud while looking down at the floor, almost completely missing Acnologia's statement.

"And while Aervia will always have a special place in my heart, along with her brother, it would seem that I have developed a, for lack of a better word, a fetish for you", Acnologia finished.

That last sentence catches Romeo's full attention, making him snap his head up toward the Dragon Queen, as she flings her cloak behind her onto the floor then ripping her pants off in a single motion, leaving her bare to Romeo and the world.

The young dragon-slayer finally sees the look in her eyes and was instantly reminded of a cat hunting a mouse as he found himself frozen the floor in sheer terror.

Acnologia slowly starts walking toward him, her every step bringing Romeo closer and closer to his doom.

"Tell me, little vermin", Acnologia's husky voice fills the room, "Have you figure out the short version of my full name?"

Romeo gulps as he starts to back away.

"I'll take that as a no. Here, let me give you a hand", Acnologia says as she kept moving forward toward her target.

Romeo spins around in an attempt to get out of the room, but finds himself running into a wall of solid, dark tan muscle as he collides with Acnologia's sexy abs and feels a slender hand grab him by the front of his shirt and lift him up effortlessly, directly into the eyes of his demise.

Acnologia smiles seductively at her prey, revealing her sharp teeth as she runs her eyes up and down his body, "Ara ara, little vermin."

Romeo finds his voice after a moment's struggle, "I-I-I need an adult."

"I am an adult and I'm about to make you one", Acnologia says right before she…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Romeo screams as he snaps awake and falls out of the chair he was resting in, alerting Gildarts and Acnologia.

"What the hell your problem, kid?!", Gildarts shouts from his corner of the room.

Romeo looks around the room and his eyes instantly land on a male Acnologia who was sitting on one of the beds. Once again, the boy instantly backs into the door to the room, all the while holding a trembling finger at the dragon.

"What are you doing in my room?!", he demands, only to receive a raised eyebrow from Acnologia in return.

"What are you talking about, little vermin? This is the room that has been allotted to me and the Crash vermin", Acnologia states, "You fell asleep in the chair not too long ago."

Romeo's trembling finger doesn't leave its target, "You're not really a girl disguised as a dude who has an unhealthy obsession for little boys, are you?"

For one of the few times in his long existence, Acnologia had no words to say for such a statement, he simply sat there on the bed speechless. This was only for a second though, because the next moment was right in Romeo's face, grabbing the boy by his shirt and lifting him up to his face, examining it while moving it from side to side and sniffing him.

"W-What are you doing?", Romeo stutters out as images still fresh in his mind played over and over in his head, terrifying him.

"Making sure you're not on any harmful substance that you may have consumed while here in this festering hellhole you call a capital", Acnologia replies, "For that is the only reasonable explanation for you coming up with that absurd notion."

After a moment, Acnologia puts the boy down, "You seem to be clean of such toxins, I suggest you get some sleep, little vermin, in your own room. We will discuss more of this silly idea of yours in the morning."

Romeo looks toward Gildarts, who merely shrugs at him, and then back toward Acnologia.

"You know, that's not a bad idea", Romeo mutters as he made his way toward the door and out into the hallway toward the room him and his dad were sharing, "I think I could use a good night sleep", he says before remembering back to a naked female Acnologia standing before him, his mind drifting more toward her muscular abs than any other part of her body, "But first, a cold shower and maybe some therapy later on."

A/N: Now I wonder how different this story or even the manga/anime would be if Acnologia was female.

Apocalyptic Rage Acnologia = ARA