CHAPTER THREE:

(At Lavender Town)

Sandslash and Reeka were exiting Lavender Town through the upper exit, and as they did so, Reeka asked, "So where exactly are we going?"

The Sandslash answered, "If we keep going up, we should reach Rock Tunnel. After that is Route 10 and the Power Plant."

"Ok, and we should be able to find Yugo and your idiot."

"I have no idea. I just know the location where we're heading."

Reeka rolled her eyes, then asked something different, "Slightly stupid question… is there anyone on the team that you… are with?"

"What?"

"Basically mates with."

"I still don't get it."

"Some girl you like!"

"I don't even know what gender everyone else is."

"How the hell don't you know which team member is a boy or girl?"

"Because most of the battles Jaroslava does is a single battle."

"Single battle?"

"1V1."

"Well, don't you usually spar against each other, fight each other, attempt to kill each other, talk, screw, I don't know, eat together, anything?"

"No, unless there's a battle, Jaroslava never sends his Pokémon out."

"Sheesh, why do you even stay with him then?"

"I have to unless Jaroslava releases me."

"Bullshit, you can just attack him and run away."

"That's... not how it works."

"Phef, says who?"

"It's how the rules work."

"Who made the rules?"

"I don't know."

"So break the rules, who gives a shit?"

"I'm still not going to break it, just in case."

"Why you scared?"

"Maybe you get executed if you break the rules."

"HA, yeah right, then I should've been shot myself a year ago."

"Well, you probably live in another dimension so things are different there."

"Oh, compared to this shit, yeah waaaay different."

"Like what?"

"From what I've seen, Pokémon can leave trainers at will, can be thrown in jail, can get jobs, become leaders of criminals, can get married to humans, and married in general, and one favorite thing I like is to be able to beat the trainer to hell if they do something that I don't like."

"Did Pokémon take over the world where you live?"

"No… we have something called… Equality Laws? Yeah, I think that's what it's called."

"Here is simpler then what you're saying."

"Eh, probably."

(Exiting Fuchsia City)

Yugo and Jaroslava were walking a pathway leading from the city, and as they walked, then Yugo struck up another conversation, "So… what are the rules here between people and Pokémon?"

Jaroslava answered, "Uhhhhhh…"

"Don't you have any intelligence?"

"I don't know."

"Well, aren't there laws for Pokémon?"

"Pokémon kill each other, is that a rule?"

"No, that's a black Friday event for people… and replaced by Pokémon. I mean don't you have laws that give Pokémon rights… or is that too early?"

"I don't think there's Pokémon laws."

"Ok, it's too early then. So, how exactly did you become a trainer anyway?"

"I got a trainer card, then my mom kicked me out of my house."

"Ouch, I just talked to grandpa and got myself a Riolu. Nobody kicked me out."

"Mom just wanted me out of the house so she could stop calling the Pokémon exterminators."

"That… made no sense. She kicked you out so she can stop calling… exterminators?"

"No, I brought wild Pokémon inside the house."

"Oh, ok, now I understand; you're a dumbass."

"I'm not dumb!"

"Oh really?"

Yugo turned around and faced Jaroslava, "Ok, let's test that: what are the first three starters of Unova?"

"U what?"

"The region Unova."

"Where?"

"It's across from Kalos."

"What are these places?!"

"Regions."

"Give me something easier."

Yugo sighed, "Ok, ok, what is the first Pokémon of any 'Dex?"

"Uhhhhh... Spiky Ball of Sand?"

"Wrong."

"Give me another question but make it easier."

Yugo asked, "Down to the retarded level?!"

"Yes."

He angrily sighed, "Ok, ok… what is 5+5?"

"Uhhhhhh... 7?"

"How the fuck did you get qualified to become a trainer?!"

"I cheated on my trainer test."

"Oh really? I never took a trainer test!"

"So you don't have a trainer card?"

"Or a license, but I'm more than hell more qualified to be a trainer than you."

"But I defeated lots of trainers so I have to be smart!"

"Yes, I took out two gyms and will be heading onto the third one, I'm gonna be challenging the GTA and plan to whoop grandpa's sorry ass while you can't answer a fucking four-year old problem!"

"I defeated all 8 gyms."

"How long have you been doing this?"

"I don't know, maybe a month."

"Alright, you win. But when I'll challenge you to a fight and show I'm better, and I'll bet all the money I got against all the money you got!"

"Ok! I don't even have any money!"

Yugo wasn't impressed, "Ok, all your belongings."

"You mean my backpack?"

"No, everything in it!"

"If you open it, then the bag will explode."

"Why? You loaded it up with dynamite?"

"No, I shoved a bunch of useless items, laptops, and a few other things in it."

"God, my backpack has an old laptop, discs, food, money, crap, and spare Pokéballs, camping equipment, and a huge 'fuck you' from Grandpa, aka the ItalyDex."

"Ok."

Afterwards, they continued walking down the path until another something happens.

(Time skip)

They arrived in Lavender town as Jaroslava said, "I remember this place! This was the place with the dead Pokémon and their ghosts with an old man!"

Yugo looked over and saw the tower of the city, "Oh yeah, it is. Why are we even here?"

"To look at the ghosts?"

"Oh yeah, that's what I need, more ghosts to possess my Pokémon, real smart dumbass."

"Your Pokémon are ghosts?"

"Uh, no, they're all alive."

"But you said 'more ghosts to potassium my Pokémon'."

"Possess stupid, not potassium. It's too long of a complicated story."

"You were attacked by the ghosts of bananas? Is that how the story goes?"

Yugo slapped himself, "Ok, here's how it works, a ghost of an already dead Pokémon went into my living Pokémon and took it over and then was controlling it, and I apparently met my soon to be mother in-law."

"What?"

"Like I said, way too complex."

"Ok."

Yugo shook his head and began walking to the tower because he might as well see it since he was here. And Jaroslava joined up and the two went into the tower. At the entrance, Yugo pulled out Ghezirha as she had a happy smile, "Hi Yugo!"

Yugo told her, "Ok, we're going in and they'll be a lot of ghosts, so try not to run out."

"Um, are you sure about that?"

"Worst case scenario, a ghost will possess this douchebag… on second thought, that might be best case scenario. Worst case, you get possessed and start attacking us. But since you're a dark type, none of that shit will happen. Now, let's go in."

And Yugo ran in as Ghezirha followed and Jaro followed unaccompanied. The first floor had a desk and people praying for their Pokémon. Jaroslava ran in circles around the room, then a tombstone from the second floor fell down and hit Jaroslava in the head.

Yugo looked at the mess, "What an idiot."

And walked right by as now they were entering the second floor. The second floor, to Yugo's amazement, had a shit ton of gravestones, but because everyone was busy standing, Yugo ran up to the third floor. Floor number 3 had fog covering most of the room, graves in the shape of a maze, and people who were possessed by Ghastlys.

Yugo walked carefully about, looking at the creepy people as they were staring at the air. Ghezirha was a little worried and told him, "I'm scared a little."

Yugo told her, "Yeah, I would be too, but I can see their heads and got a gun."

Suddenly, Jaroslava rode his bike up the stairs and almost ran Yugo and Ghezirha over. Yugo, being jumpscared, shot a bullet at the wall, which ricocheted off, and hit Jaroslava's bike's gear, which jammed it and it flung Jaroslava off the bike and into a possessed person. Without warning, the person sent out a Ghastly and had it use Night Shade on Jaroslava.

Yugo pulled his gun out and shot the person in the arms, then yelled, "Ghezirha, dark claw!"

With which, Ghezirha used on the Ghastly and it was flung off. Jaroslava started to mumbled random things, then got up and asked, "Who shot my bike?!"

Yugo yelled, "Well, first off why the fuck were you riding a bike up the stairs?!"

"It was fun!"

"What idiot rides up the stairs?"

"Me!"

Yugo shook his head as he continued walking on, through the clouds and looking about as there were many people in the room, all standing. Yugo asked, "Is this the night of the living dead by any chance?"

Jaroslava asked, "How can the living be dead if they are living?"

"…"

Yugo looked at him with stupidity, "How about you shut your mouth up before I have Ghezirha claw it off."

Ghezirha said, "Um… how do I do that?"

"Very carefully."

"How?"

"Nevermind."

He continued his walking and they entered floor level 4. The group went in and found a shit ton more graves. At the center, there was some blue stuff and people were standing there as usual. Yugo pulled his gun out as he asked, "Where the hell are we?"

But nobody answered. Yugo looked to the screen, "I was talking to myself asshole!"

Then a pinao fell on him. As it did, Ghezirha screamed, "YUGO! Are you ok?"

Yugo's head appeared from under, "Oh, I'm fine, I just got crushed by a piano like a fucking cartoon character, soooo fine. NOW GET THIS THING OFF ME DAMMIT!"

Suddenly, Jaroslava rode a Motorcycle up the stairs while shouted, "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

As he passed by, Yugo told Ghezirha, "Ok, he's useless, can you pull out everyone else and have them move this thing off me?"

She asked, "Um… how?"

"Just open their balls please."

He passed the Pokéballs out and Ghezirha attempted opening each one, with each member of Yugo's team coming out. With all five of them, they sort of got the piano off Yugo and threw it aside. Yugo got up and packed everyone away, then saying, "Ok, let's… have someone else stay out… um…"

He pulled out two Pokéballs, releasing a Delphox and a Lopunny next to him. Jaroslava asked, "What are those two thingies?"

The two of them crossed their arms as Yugo explained, "Due to your retarded-ness, I'll explain. Elene is the Delphox, Jacques is the Lopunny, and both of them are a nice little couple. Good enough?"

"But which one is a Delifox and Lopunny?"

"Christ, ok, the taller one here that's orange is a Delphox, the other one is a Lopunny. Good enough?"

"Ok. Where can I find one?"

"Uh, Kalos I guess."

"Kanto?"

"No, there aren't any in Kanto… unless you get it imported."

"What is a Kelpos?"

"Not Kelpo, Kalos."

"Kanlos?"

"Kalos!"

Jacques asked, "Is he stupid or something?"

Yugo nodded, "Extremely."

Jaroslava asked, "Is it Kalons?"

"NOT FUCKING COLONS!"

Elene asked, "Are you suuure you're with this guy?"

"Unfortunately until I get Reeka back."

(Speaking of which…)

Reeka and Sandslash were through the Rock Tunnel as they were constantly feeling around and trying to get out blinded. After the tunnel, they continued their walk, until Reeka sat down and said exhaustingly, "Ok, resting time is now."

The Sandslash fell asleep. "Apparently it's nap time for you."

She laid down and closed her eyes as well, as the two of them went to sleep and the evening was coming over.

Likewise, Yugo set up a tent and told Jaroslava, "Ok, it's getting night, let's get to sleep."

Yugo, Jacques, and Elene got into the tent as Yugo put them away, and pulled Ghezirha out. Yugo laid out the sleeping bag, and Ghezirha went in as Yugo hugged her close. Jaroslava laid down on the grass and stared at the sky. Yugo called out, "Hey stupid, are you coming into the tent?!"

Jaroslava asked, "Who's stupid?"

"You!"

"Oh. Ok!"

He went into a Pokémon center and fell asleep on the couch there. Unfortunately for the douche, a doctor came along and found him, and ordered a Pokémon to use mega punch and that sent Jaroslava through a window and into a tree. In response, he wound up going in his werewolf form and attempted killing everyone in the center, but another doctor ordered a Machamp to use another mega punch, which knocked Jaroslava out and threw him into the dirt road, crashing head first into a tree.

And to top it off, he got struck by lightning and it began to rain tremendously. In the tent, Ghezirha asked, "What was that?"

Yugo smiled, in dream land, "What's what? I'm kicking the crap out of an ice cream cone."

"Oh… what's ice cream?"