Yo Guys Geo here, and Before We get this chapter started, I wanna make something clear. This Rant isn't directed towards those who are being patient and waiting for me to update my stories, it's directed to those who constantly ask me to update and to those who have made threats to me about it! Now than firstly, over the past few weeks I have been getting messages from guests threatening to report me to the admins, why? Because I won't update a certain story that they love to read. Now I don't mind getting messages or people asking me if a story is gonna get updated, I have qualms about that what I do have a problem is with people taking things too far. To explain what I mean I shall let my friend Yugi take over, tell em Yug.
Yugi: Thank you Geo. Now people, and I use the term loosely for all you less than existing wastes of flesh who thinks it's fun to make threats about reporting my pal here, all because a story isn't updating is just ...just...oh what's the word I'm looking for?
Geo: Asinine?
Yugi: Childish. Childish and pathetic. You hide behind phones and computer screens and think it's perfect to make threats on a story that YOU YOURSELF are reading and want more of, and expect more chapters to be made because of it? Let me make one thing clear: YOU are the ones coming to HIS story. It's HIS story that has you coming here to see, and you think you are the ones who are in a position to make demands? WRONG! If anything, you are the ones who owe him for more. Did it ever occur to you in those insignificant and tiny jellybeans you call brains, that making threats like that would make him STOP altogether? Did that EVER cross your minds you tiny tiny minded fools?
Geo: Wow...anyway to reiterate this rant isn't aimed at the Author's and guests who are waiting for updates. Anyway guys I'm gonna be real with you, the reason why I haven't updated most of my stories is due to writer's block so instead of announcing a story is dead I keep it in hopes of something coming to me so I can continue it, that's the primary reason why Fan favorites like Love and War, The Reign of Dipper, and The Reign of Crona haven't been getting updated, hell the next chapter of Love and War is in the planning stages. Look I get it, you guys want me to update, but here's the thing, I'm kinda like the creators of Rick and Morty except I'm easier to work with, in which if we make a chapter and I don't think it's good enough, then we'll have to try again granted I don't do that for all my stories just certain ones, in fact Our Favorite Brother has a Ton of chapters that never made it to the site because they weren't good enough! And again I'm not angry at the author's who occasionally ask me what the status is on their favorite stories, I have no problems with that it's just that, uhhhh ...Yugi help me out here.
Yugi: It's just that for those of you pathetic parasites who come on and think you're superior by making remarks as quests, and DEMAND more from this guy, are pathetic. You are pathetic because it's easy to pretend to be a quest because then no one can talk to you face to face. But here's the fun thing. It's easy to get rid of your remarks with a simple click of a button. That is how much you matter here. You are so scared of interaction, you can't be bothered to make accounts. You have time to flame my friend here, but no time to make accounts and talk to people face to face? That is the work of a coward pure and simple.
Geo: What he said, now before you go and say Awww Geo is being a bitch, he can't take criticism...that's a lie, I can and have taken criticism shoutouts to my friends Nuuo Mike204 Vien bloodborne and many more since these guys and the one helping me with this rant are my main sources of constructive criticism and they have helped a lot. Like I said I don't mind people asking me about a story, but what I can't stand is people getting mad over like this one guy named Cradfordbrian (If you've work with him than you know what I'm getting at). Last year my grandma passed away and when he asked me if I could do a request I told him my situation and informed him I wanted time to grieve, and all he said was and I quote "Is the chapter done yet? Is it is it?" Seriously my grandmother had died and all he was concerned with was the stupid idea getting made. It's people like HIM that make me question what little sanity I have left.
Yugi: It's people like that, who are so wrapped up in what goes in their little minds that they fail to realize one important thing. Fanfiction and chapters online? THEY DON'T MATTER IN REAL LIFE. Yes, they help us grow with writing, yes, they help us view things in a different light, and yes, they do help inform us of stuff we didn't know, but answer me this. Can they hug you? Love? Comfort you? NO! So to the pathetic piece of waste who said this? Fuck off. Kindly fuck off in a fire. Because whatever your request was is NOTHING compared to what my friend was feeling at the time. And if you even THINK of complaining or coming back to him? Well then, as they say, Karma's a bitch. You want to ignore his feelings? Then don't be surprised if someone ignores YOUR feelings when someone you care about is gone from this world. See how you feel and know the pain of no one caring.
Geo: Don't worry, Red and I blocked his sorry ass, and cradformbrian, if you're reading this, I have this to say: YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST PATHETIC WRITER TO EVER LIVE! Seriously, your ideas are bad, your stories are shit, there's a difference between an author who writes stories and has no idea what their doing, but their hearts are in the right place and that's why you read their stories because even though the story is poorly written you can't help but admire their dedication to the source material, and author's who are just plain bad! I mean really and the people who've I talked to who are either working with you and or are doing your ideas Yeah guess what? THEY FEEL THE SAME EXACT WAY!
Yugi: I for one have not read his stuff, so I'll have to take a look see. So for all you trolls, flamers, or overall assholes who think it's wise to use my friend as your personal doormat? Then hear me now, I will tell it like it is about you, and it's this. Without that computer, phone, or whatever you use to give him a hard time, your voice would be nothing, your opinion nothing, even if it already is right now, and quite frankly, if this is how you treat a stranger online, I feel pity for all the people who DO know you, friends, family, and people who live next to you.
Geo: And to catspats ,the one who claims to know the admins. Look I know You just want people to follow the guidelines, but seriously, don't expect people to live up to your incredibly high standards that you yourself have no chance of reaching. Seriously if you're a parent that does that than I feel bad for you cause if you feel the need to criticize every small detail than I feel bad for your kid and or family members that have to deal with you. I'm not saying don't criticize people, but instead of instilling fear into author's you don't like just because of their content than, why're you on here? To do what? Think you're doing everyone a favor? No instead you pick on people just because you don't read or write fanfic. Ya know why? Because I think you used to be a fanfic writer, but someone hated it so as revenge you treat others like the scum of the earth because your writing skills aren't up to par.
Yugi: So from me to all you assholes, I say this. Either get a real account and talk to people like real people and not be cowards, or spend your time NOT being assholes for no good reason. If that's all you do in your free time, then by god, your lives must stick. Seriously, get a real hobby, or better yet, give a request calmly, and DON'T expect it to be done at the drop of a hat. If you're that impatient, why don't you write it? What's stopping you from making it yourself? Are you so lazy and dense you Can't? Then make the request, wait, and be patient like a normal person.
Geo: Exactly guys, these chapters take time to be made, plus tell me if you're a writer and you work an 8 hour job do you have time for fanfic? No? Exactly .Time constraints are a thing, that's why all my older stories Like Big Nate, The Reign of Simon, and the Reign of Mataro are gone (aside from being just plain bad). I needed time to revamp most of those ideas and again if you ask me to update a story I'll do my best since my work schedule is erratic as hell.
Yugi: From me, just be patient. My friend is NOT some monkey you can order to dance. If you want a request, be calm and friendly. Do not go making demands when you're the ones giving him shit over nothing, because guess what? Do that, and he has a good reason to ignore your asses and forget about it.
Geo: I mean seriously, I've gotten so many requests I've forgotten about most of them, plus when I have to cancel doing one (which I hate) people get upset that I'm not gonna do it, by that I mean sad and or angry. Firstly don't get angry if I tell you 'I'll try my best and not do it that just means well….I tried my best and if I get around to doing it than so be it.
Yugi: You can either wait and let him do his work, and be thankful it was done. Or you go off and ask someone else to do it. But know this, if you can't realize real life and work comes first before a FREE request, then you are an idiot. He makes no money off this, he does it because it's fun and part of his hobby, same with me, so be GRATEFUL or get the fuck out. This place has no room for ungrateful pieces of shit who can't see that, but it DOES have plenty of room who do understand and understand that he is a real person. He is not a robot that will go 'yes master' just because you want something. So shape up, or get the fuck out, because I for one am tired of pieces of crap like this, who think they're superior on a computer. News flash, until a computer can actually give you some real balls to talk to someone in the real world, it's still just a machine.
Geo: Man this rant is long. Anyway guys, tell me this, do any of you have to deal with a dad who thinks that just because he was in the Navy he's self entitled to everything? If the answer is no than you don't belong here (if yes then I applaud you for feeling my pain). Seriously the old guy is Come rub my feet, scratch my back, give me some ice in my cup despite the fact i'm standing right next to the freezer, honestly one time he woke me up at 3 AM just to get him some ice when he was leaving for work. I have to deal with THAT on a daily basis, on top of trying please you numbskulls. Yes I'm a people pleaser and at the very least if I give you credit for one thing it's at least that you appreciate the work I give you (more on THAT another day) So yeah Yugi you got any closing thoughts?
Yugi: Yes, that what you said proves my point. Even dealing with work, an annoying one mind you, and a dad like that, he STILL tries his best, but apparently that's not good enough for some of these assholes. So to those who don't have to worry or understand that, take your cracker, pale ass, privileged white boy assholes, and shove your head RIGHT UP them, because I'm sadly not there to do it myself! To all the people who are compassionate and have favorited my friend and understood that he has normal problems like any writer, I thank you and hope that you continue to stand by his side. Sometimes I can't help him as much as I wish I could, but I'm always there to hear him when he needs to vent, because at the end of the day, sometimes you DO need someone to talk things out. It can really help even if others say otherwise.
Geo: Don't get me wrong I love my Dad, I just wish he wasn't an insufferable asshole. Seriously not even my own family wants to deal with him and I love making Fanfics so please guys try and keep the craziness to a minimal. Anyways Yeah sorry if this rant went on for far too Long, but we put it at the Start of this chapter to get a point across. Anywho Guys I hope you Enjoy chapter 1 of the Reign of Lincoln: Champion of the Gods.
We find ourselves in what looked like a bright and shining platform floating in an endless vast black void.
"AHHHHHHH SONOVABITCH!" A loud angry shouted belonging to a girl with back length blonde hair, orange eyes, and wearing a pink and black toga. This is Pothos.
"Something wrong sis?" asked a boy who had short blond hair with red eyes and wore a pinkish blond toga. This being her brother Hedylogos.
"YEAH! I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH QETESH! IT'S ALWAYS OOOOOH MY CHAMPION NARUTO IS SO AWESOM!E HIS DICK IS BIGGEST THERE IS! AND IT WAS THANKS TO ME THAT HE TOOK OVER ALL THE ELEMENTAL NATIONS!" She mocked with a growl.
"Well she's not wrong." remarked another boy with slightly longer blond hair and blue eyes, a blue and pink toga that exposed his chest that also showed off his legs. This being Anteros.
"Yeah calm down Potty." spoke a girl with black and blonde hair, dark violet eyes, and a Pink and red toga. This is Himeros.
"I can't help it, we're never gonna get respect from the other pantheons if we can't keep a champion!...And don't call me Potty!" she growled.
"Pothos, you need to unwind and relax. A quickie usually helps me unwind." spoke Hedylogos.
"You'd fuck a camel if you wanted to." she snapped as she crossed her arms. "Is it so wrong to get SOME respect? For so long we've been nothing but jokes. Some of them still keep wondering whether or not we're authentic kids to our mom."
"Well keep in mind that the last time we had a champion SOMEONE ended up causing World war 2!" Hedylogos said looking at his brother.
"Hey! Do not blame me when I had a good reason! It's not my fault that no good cheating son of Zeus left me standing." huffed the boy crossing his arms. "You cheat on me, and I don't show any mercy. Who do I look like, Artemis?"
"Dude you ditched him to pay the bill at that waffle house!" Pothos yelled. "For a god of unrequited love, you sure do like to act like Hera."
"Hey that Bitch ate my pop tarts so I kill her son, fair is fair."
"ANYWAY!...Potty is right, we need a new champion otherwise we won't be able to join in the matings game this year." Anteros spoke. "So, does anyone have any mortal in mind?"
"Hmmmm how about Randy Cunningham?"
"Nope Aine has him."
"Ok, what about Ryu?"
"Which Ryu, there's like 4 of them?"
"Street Fighter Ryu."
"Nah he's one of the few mortals immune to our power, lousy darkness."
"Oh! What about Black Cat? The one always being a tease for Spider-Man?"
"After what Mephisto did? I doubt he'd want to see another god that isn't a version of Thor."
"What about ...oh! What about that Steven Universe kid?"
"Little guys too pure to know what sex is and we must protect the precous!"
"Oh please, since when did you care about innocence?"
"ZIP IT! POTTY"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" she yelled at Hedylogos.
"Guys." Anteros tried to say but they ignored him.
"What about the Disney Hercules? He's already strong, fast, and has experience dealing with gods."
"Guys?"
"Nah, the Fates got him covered, plus wouldn't that be cheating?"
"How?"
"Guys?"
"Duh he's a god and gods helping others gods during the Matings game is against the rules!"
"Half god technically."
"GUYS!"
"WHAT?!" they all yelled turning to their sibling.
"In case you all forgot There is one of previous champions!"
"And that would be?"
"Ya know the one we...CHANGED?"
"I'm a bit hesitant on that."
"Why's that Heddy?"
"First off don't call me that, and second, because with how they've wound up, aren't we tempting the Fates by sticking with that family?"
"Look on the bright side, it's not like they can really interfere or cause an issue like before." Himeros shrugged.
"Yeah and last I checked our Last champion had kids 10 girls and 1 son."
"Hmmm, maybe we could give it to one of the girls?"
"Nah not really, I checked them out and they don't look…...stable to say the least especially that little pink one!"
"So you want us to make the one boy our champion?"
"Yeah he'd be perfect fit, plus we can always just slide him some powers and abilities to him he's not supposed to have." Pothos spoke waggling her eyebrows.
"You are one heck of a pervert sister. You sure you don't want a quickie? I think I'm starting to get interested right now." Anteros offered.
Pothos ignored her brother. "ANYWAY so let's go and see what we can do shall we?"
"Sure, we can visit him and tell him all the goods news next chance he falls asleep."
*Royal Woods*
Lincoln was in the kitchen eating a sandwich when Luna walked and went to the fridge. "Hey Luna!"
However she just ignored him as she dug through the contents within.
"Uh, hey Luna?" he repeated.
Luna said nothing, instead opting to slightly growl.
He watched as she got something and walked off with him frowning. "Luna wait a Sec!"
"Hmph."
"C'mon you can't still be mad I was only trying to help you guys!" he called out as she kept walking making him groan and facepalm. 'I can't believe she's giving me the cold shoulder over something that I didn't mean to start back up.' he sighed as a tennis ball was thrown at the back of his head courtesy of Lynn. "Ow! Lynn!"
Said girl held up a tennis racket in threatening manner. "Something wrong Bro?"
"You hit me with a tennis ball." he growled as she walked up to him.
"Did I? My bad I was trying to hit something else."
Lincoln glared as she whistled and casually walked away while grabbing the ball but not before kicking Lincoln square in his crotch.
"AHHHHH!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Man you went down Like a bitch!" Lynn laughed as she walked back into her room.
He held the spot with tears in his eyes and let out a low squeak.
"Move ya Little Shit!' Luna growled as she walked out of her room and pushed him aside with her foot.
"...Luna?...do you girls….hate me?' he groaned which made Luna stop.
Yes she was angry with him, but she couldn't exactly say she did.
"...it's complicated, you should've just stayed in your lane, instead you didn't."
"I had to do something, you guys were acting like babies, heck Lily was more mature than you!" he snapped as he slowly stood up. "And what kind of lane is that? The one where you don't tell me a thing?"
Luna growled and clenched her fist. "Shut Up Lincoln!"
"Why? Because you know it's true?"
"Damn it I said Shut Up!" Luna snapped as her eyes turned red, freaking Lincoln out, but he persisted.
"Tell me, why just tell me, why was it so hard to tell me about the protocol. Do you guys seriously have no faith in me!?"
*PUNCH!* Out of nowhere Luna punched Lincoln square in his nose sending him back a few feet.
"MAYBE WE WOULD'VE TOLD YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN UNTRUSTWORTHY LITTLE SCREW-UP!" Luna panted as she saw her bloody fist and Lincoln giving her a terrified look. "...If I ever see your face again I'll do more than break your nose!"
Lincoln watched Luna stamp out and covered his nose as it bled on his shirt.
Unknown to Lincoln, Luan had poked her head and gave Lincoln a sympathetic Look. 'Sorry Lincoln but she's right, you should've just gone with it maybe this would've happened.' she thought with a sigh.
"She ...hit me…." he muttered staring at the blood.
"HAHA! Bitch!" Lynn yelled from her room.
Lincoln ignored her and headed for the bathroom. When he got there he tried to wash the blood away, but felt himself unable to due to his shaking hands. 'Maybe a nap would help me calm my nerves' he sighed as he cut the water off. He dragged himself down the hall and closed the door to his room.
"...so they really see me as untrustworthy?" he muttered as he laid on his bed and began to cry himself to sleep.
*Dream*
Lincoln found himself in a dark void hovering above a flower field. He looked around confused. "Huh, where am I?"
"...Lincoln loud." a hiss like voice spoke to him as he turned around and saw 4 dark cloaked figures. "We have come for your soul! The soul of the one who wronged our master's summoner!"
"What?" he spoke up nervously while trying to move back, but stayed hovering on the spot.
"Lucy Loud summoned us as payment for erasing the memory of you from her family's minds, she has decided to choose YOU for the sacrifice!"
"WHAT?!" Lincoln was scared out of his mind he knew Lucy was angry but to actually summon demons to kill him?
"PREPARE YOURSELF LINCOLN FOR YOU SHALL…...ok nope, guys can we stop, we're scaring the kid!"
"Potty! Ya ruined the Joke!"
Lincoln shivered, before seeing the figures take the hoods off to see what looked like regular blondes as the clouds slowly vanished and it became sunny.
"...Awww but I liked scaring him!" Pothos whined.
"Any longer and I think he was gonna wet himself." Anetros chuckled."Anyway Kid tell me, what you know about the greek pantheon?"
"Uh ...um...that they're stories?"
"...Yeah ok Close enough, look I'm Hedylogos these are my Sisters Pothos and Himertos and my brother Anertos we are the Erotes the Gods of Love Lust and or Sex."
"And sweet talk."
"And sweet talk."
"And unrequited love."
"And unrequited love."
"And Desire"
"Right and Desire"
"And-"
"I get it!" Lincoln said. "So why're you here in my dreams?"
"Simple. We have come here to tell you some good news." spoke Pothos."
"Says the girl who nearly gave him a heart attack."
"SHUT IT HEDDY!...anyway Lincoln we have chosen you to be our new Champion!"
"...champion?"
"Yep! You heard right Champion, and as a champion you'll have access to exclusive powers that only we give you along with the knowledge of the known universe and facts about endless riches and untold wealth Vast amounts of Strength and power that only titans wield. So tell me child will you agree upon this magnificent endeavor?'
"Nah don't think so"
"Excellent you ...wait wait wait what!?"
"I'll pass." he waved off bluntly before crossing his arms.
"But why?!"
"Because this is all a dream, when I wake up you'll be gone and I'll be back in my room and…...my sisters will still hate me." he looked down in sadness which made the siblings look at him with sympathy. "And all because I messed up when I wanted to help."
"That's sad Lincoln I mean Potty here *FUCK YOU!* always messes up, but we love her!" Anerteros spoke.
"Yeah, I mean we use to go through a lot of problems, some better left unsaid…" trailed off Hedylogos.
"Hmmm tell you what, Agree to be Our champion and the Powers we give you will help you out in a big way!' Pothos said with a smile.
"How?'
"Trust us they will, all you have to do is shake our hand!" Pothos said as she and her siblings merged into one being. This resembling a figure with long blond hair with a masculine and feminine face, and wearing a bright pink toga.
Seeing this figure made Lincoln blush due to how attractive they looked.
"No need to be shy, it's natural to stare." they giggled sounding both girlish and malish at the same time. "So do we have a deal?" They said holding out their hand which was covered in a Pink fire. "Oh don't mind the fire it won't burn you"
"Uh...I...ok, deal." he spoke, going along with it. Lincoln grabbed their hand as he woke up in a shock as he noticed stars flying past his eyes. "Woah."
'Yep the knowledge of the universe!' Pothos told him making him look around.
"Wh...who? Ugh, stupid dream." he muttered rubbing his eye. 'Now I'm hearing things.'
'No we're in your head genius.' Hedylogos told him.
"AH!...Wait in my head?"
"That's right We're gonna teach you how to use the powers we've bestowed upon you!" Pothos cheered as Lincoln scratched his head.
'This is so weird, no way this is real.'
'Oh yeah its real.' Anterneos told him. 'Look in the mirror'
Lincoln was confused before getting up and went to look in the mirror. Lincoln saw he now had Dark Pink eyes with a Black star for pupils. "Whoa…..what…..what happened to my eyes?"
'You like them? They were my idea.' came Hedylogos.
"Yeah but ...why're they like this?"
'Because you've been embedded with the power of Gods you dork!' Pothos spoke with an eye roll. 'Which makes you our champion.'
"Wow...so that was all real?"
'Of course it was how many times do we have to tell you that!' Pothos yelled making Lincoln clutch his head. 'Now quit assuming it's all fake when we're YELLING IN YOUR HEAD!'
"GAH!...Alright Alright! I get it it's real!...so now what?"
'Now we teach you how to use your powers duh!'
"Hey Heddy think we should tell Lincoln we gave him the dark side of our powers to?" Himeroes whispered.
"We decide it with a vote. All those in favor raise your hand."
No one raised their hands.
"Ok then it's decided we don't tell him." But Himeros was unconvinced.
'I don't know guys I think this is a bad idea and…..hey where's Potty?"
"Over there talking with Lincoln."
'Ok, so the way the power works is all simple. At first it'll be subconscious, but with time you'll learn how to use it at will.'
"Sounds easy enough" Lincoln said with confidence as he felt his stomach rumble. "Man I'm hungry"
Lincoln slowly poked his head out from his door and slowly made his way down the hall trying not to alert his sisters, but before he could get to the stairs he overheard Lori talking on the phone, not wanting to disturb her Lincoln tried to ignore it, but curiosity got the better of him. He tiptoed over and stuck to the wall with his ear out. 'One quick listen shouldn't hurt.'
"I'm telling You Dana, Carol is trying to steal my style this is literally the 2nd worst thing to happen to me!" she groaned while pacing back and forth in her room.
"What was the first?" asked Dana.
"Well a few days Leni and I bought the Same dress, but here's the thing, we got into a huge fight over it and initiated the sister fight protocol."
"Oh no not that stupid thing again. Lori the last time you guys brought it up, the Mall burned down!" Dana snapped.
"Ok that Wasn't Technically Our Fault, but anyway My brother Lincoln tried to fix everything, but he just made things worse!"
Hearing this made Lincoln sigh in depression, but it was what he heard next that well…..Let's watch.
"How? Did he try to help or say the wrong thing?"
"No not really….ya see after I cooled off I learned that Leni bought the dress first when I checked the receipts, but by the time I learned of it everyone was already angry with each other so I….may or may not have told the girls some…..lies that Lincoln was saying dumb stuff about them to cover my tracks?" She spoke nervously.
"LORI ARE YOU NUTS!? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE LITTLE GUY!?" yelled Dana making Lori hold the phone away with a wince.
"Hey! If I didn't say something I'd be seen as an idiot! I had to do it!"
"Do what? Frame your brother!"
"Look I know I messed up, but Lincoln's a cool guy and if I know him he'll forgive me instantly." she spoke Buuuut Speaking of Lincoln.
His jaw was open and was in shock at hearing that while slowly clenching his hands and grit his teeth. 'That's the reason there was fighting? She did all that just so she didn't sound wrong?! THAT'S THE REASON ALL OF THAT STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE?!' He thought as his star like pupils began to spin wildly until they became black dots and his hands began to spark like crazy.
'Uhhhh Lincoln are you ...alright?' Hedylogos spoke, but Lincoln ignored him as he kept hearing Lori talk.
"Lori out of all the things you've done this is the worst!"
"Relax Dana if I just tell Lincoln and offer to take him where he wants for a few months, all will be square, trust me."
"No Lori, I know you told me all the things you and your sisters have done to Lincoln and made it up to him before in the past, but this? THIS IS SOMETHING THAT'S YOU CAN'T JUST OVER LOOK AND…...and…..I'm Sorry Lori, but….we can't be friends anymore!" Dana said as she hung up her phone.
"What the? Dana?...Dana!...Who's she to tell me what's right and wrong with MY brother!" she grumbled. "All I have to do is make it up to him and everything is gonna go back to normal. It always has, and it always will."
*CRASH!*
Lori jumped when she heard her door get kicked open by a clearly angry Lincoln. "Uhhhhhh...hehehehe hey...Lincoln ...ummm how much did you hear?" She said nervously.
"ALL! I heard all of it!" he yelled while huffing and scowling at her as she dropped her phone. "You could have stopped this whole stupid fight if you told the truth! Then I wouldn't have gotten sucked into it and ended up making things worse at the end! But no! You thought it was better to let me be the scapegoat and not come clean over something YOU messed up on!"
"Lincoln I can explain, you see as the oldest i have to-"
"BULLSHIT LORI AND YOU KNOW IT!" he stamped towards her with his hands sparking without noticing. "As the oldest it's your job to watch over us! To keep us from going at each other like animals! And what do you do? You let things get out of hand! You keep the truth from us! And when I accidentally get the fight started up again, you just keep quiet and let everyone stay mad and hate me! What were you gonna do? Figure after you made it up to me the others would suddenly do the same? Figure they'd all suddenly forgive me when the real issue was YOU all along?"
Lori was silent she didn't think that far ahead and just figured it would work out.
"ANSWER ME!?" Lincoln yelled as he held back tears. "I WANT THE TRUTH!"
"I...I….Uhhhhhh…..I'm sorry?" Lori said with a nervous smile.
Lincoln growled and clenched his hands so hard the knuckles turned white while they sparked before letting out a loud yell and ran, tackling her onto the floor.
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lori yelled as Lincoln had unknowingly electrocuted her.
'Lincoln You're hurting her!'
"Good! I want her to hurt!" he snapped without letting go of Lori's arms.
'NO I MEAN SHE'S BEING SHOCKED!'
Lincoln looked and saw Lori crying out and squirming before noticing the sparks and went wide eyed, jumping up and let go quickly. "LORI!"...no ...I…..I never wanted….." he spoke in panic with the girl groaning and held herself as she sparked, but the cry of pain was turning into the kind of groan where you'd feel sick. "...Lori? Are you ok?" He asked as her sickly groans started to turn into pleasurable moans.
'Uh oh, he done did it now.'
'I blame Potty for this.'
"Fuck You Heddy!'
Lori's body began to glow pink as her bust went from a simple B cup to a Massive F Cup, her Blonde hair began to grow much longer as her already plump and supple Ass began to expand outward until her shorts ripped apart at the seems. Her lips also seemed to turn more plump and pouty with her nails turning pink and her eyelashes growing while Lincoln's eyes nearly jumped out of his head to make matters worse Lori began to grow 3 inches taller than her normal height.
'Yeah…...we probably should've told him' Himereros spoke.
"What just happened?!"
'Not sure we've never seen this happen before' Pothos told him, granted she was lying, but he didn't know that.
"Ugh…..Like ...My Head." Lori groaned speaking like a more primitive version of Leni.
"Ummmm Lori?"
*GASP!* "LINCOLN!...wait, who are you again?" she asked as she scooped him into a hug.
"You just said my name" he groaned.
"I did?" she asked in surprise.
"Yes now let me Go!"
"But Leroy you're so comfy to hug, plus you make my Boobies warm!" she chuckled while Lincoln blushed feeling them as he tried to break out.
"It's Lincoln!"
"That's what I said Larry."
"Lincoln! Lori, my name is Lincoln…..anyway Lori do you remember what we were talking about?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Seven!" she answered with confidence.
"...What's two plus two?"
"Ooh ooh! I know this! Is it fish?" she asked with Lincoln looking at her with horror.
'She's more airheaded than Leni!' he thought as he felt Lori messing with his pants. "GAH!...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"You have a Gopher in your pants!" she smiled seeing a bulge and managed to get the pants down with the bulge growing with Lincoln turning beet red as he tried to squirm away. "I wanna take a look see and pet it."
"Lori that's not a…" Lincoln gulped as she pulled down his boxers in one fell swoop. He felt his dick spring out and heard his sister gasp.
"OMG! It's a sausage!"
Lincoln blushed hearing this as he could also hear the Erotes laughing in his head. 'Stop laughing! What happened?! Why is she a...a...a…"
'Bimbo?'
'I was gonna say slut, but that works to!'
'Look I'll be honest with you Linc, when we gave you our powers we may have given you the dark sides of the abilities as well.' Himeroes told him.
'You mean turning my own sister into a bimbo who makes Leni sound like a genius?!'
'Well No honestly we never thought THIS would happen, we just thought it'd turn her into an Orc or something.' Anteroes yawned.
'Still that doesn't matter you guys still should've tol….Oh sweet mother of Nachos!' Lincoln was cut off from his thoughts when he felt Lori sucking his member. "A-Ahhhh!"
'Wow, who knew he prayed to nachos.'
"Lupa your thingy tastes good!" Lori briefly pulled away before she resumed Sucking.
"Ahhhh!" he groaned out with gritted teeth while grabbing her head and tried to pry her off, but her mouth held on and wouldn't let go. "L-Lori! Stop!" he stammered as she ignored him and began to expertly deep throat him. His eyes widened at the wet and tight feeling with her bobbing her head all the way down to his balls. "Ahhhh Lori I ...I…...I!...' Lincoln pushed down her head and came into her throat.
"Mmmmmm!" She grunted as she swallowed the savory semen.
"...Sorry about that Lori…." He panted as she pulled away.
"Mmmmmmm Lolo you never told me your Winky could make Pudding!"
"It's Lincoln, and ...that's not pudding."
"Oh than what is it?"
"That's my sperm."
"...Sperm?...Well can I have some more, this time in my Kitty? Cause it's all wet and twitchy!"
His eyes widened as she moved on her side and raised her leg to show her wet hole with him feeling steam leave his ears.
'Lincoln you must fuck your sister' Pothos told him
'No way! I can't do that!'
'And why not, I fuck my sisters all the time' Hedylogos informed him with Pothos and Himeros agreeing with him. 'We don't let blood get in the way, in the end they all have the same parts don't they?'
'Yeah, but…'
'Than get to fucking! Plus who knows you might enjoy it'
'Well…..'
'Lincoln buddy really think about it, you can fuck the girl who made your life hell!'
'And it's not rape since she's the one who came onto you and blew you.'
Lincoln was quiet, on the one hand he didn't want to do this, but on the other he clearly couldn't care less so what ever choice he makes I'm sure it'll be a choice he has no regrets in making. He looked at Lori's snatch and felt himself frown and move over while grabbing his dick. "Is this what you want?"
"Uhhhhhhh…" she droned.
"Yes or no, pick." he ordered.
"Ummmmm but I didn't study so how can I pick?"
Lincoln felt his eye twitch as he picked for her. He rubbed the head of his dick against the lips and started to slowly push in with a groan.
"Ahhh Luffy that feels weird!"
"It's Lincoln! Lin-coln!" he growled as he tried to keep pushing into the snug and soaked snatch that squeezed his cock.
"But that's what I said Llewellyn."
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!" Lincoln yelled as he pulled back and slammed deep into her. That got a loud moan of surprise from her with him gritting his teeth. "I'M NOT GONNA HOLD ANYTHING BACK!" Lincoln began to move his Hips, slamming his thighs against hers
"Laxative it feels great!"
*SLAP!*
"MY NAME IS LINCOLN BITCH SAY IT SAY MY NAME!" he ordered while grabbing her hips with a tight grip.
"LINCOLN! LINCOLN!" She moaned as he gained a smirk and stopped. "NO…...Super Kami Lincoln, say it together and loud, or else I stop." he growled as he began to slowly pull out.
"No wait please! Don't stop Super Kami Lincoln!"
"Hmmmm? What was that I couldn't hear you." 'God i'm glad Lisa convinced mom and dad to let her sound proof the house'
"Don't stop fucking me Super Kami Lincoln! Please!"
Lincoln cleaned out his ear. "Oh I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing"
"PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG JUICY COCK SUPER KAMI LINCOLN!"
"Ah! Now I heard you, don't mind if I do."
*Inside Lincoln's Mind*
"Ya know Guys ...I'm so proud of Him!" Pothos said wiping away a tear as Hedylogos shook his head.
"You say that about every champion we get"
"WE'VE ONLY HAD THREE CHAMPIONS YOU NUMBSKULL!"
"Doesn't change the fact you've been proud of them all, maybe wait till we have at least a dozen before picking favorites."
"Not True!...ok it's true"
"Guys Shhhh! Look he's pulling her hair next!" Himeroes said. "I wanna hear what he says next."
*Meanwhile outside of Lincoln's head*
"Yes Yes Yes! So big!" Lori moaned as Lincoln pulled her hair back and fucked her roughly.
"Take my dick like the whore you are!"
"Yes I'm Your Whore Super Kami Lincoln!" Lori moaned as Lincoln let go of her hair and grabbed her arms and pulled, forcing her to arch her back so he could penetrate her deeper.
"Fuck! I didn't think sex could feel this awesome! Looking at porn all day paid off!" He grunted as he slapped Lori's ass hard. "I'll bet Bobby never did this to you."
"I….I feel something about to Happen!" Lori exclaimed in a heated tone.
"Then let it happen! I'm not gonna stop moving until I'm done!"
Lori gave a loud moan as a torrent of her juices sprayed out and covered Lincoln's crotch so much that it resembled sweat. "...S…..Super Kami Lincoln ...I...I feel funny"
"It's called pleasure Lori you want me to pleasure you more?" he asked without stopping his hips. "If you ask like a good whore, I'll give it to you."
"Can you please pleasure me more?"
"Louder!'
"Please pleasure me more!"
"Even Louder, say it like you mean it!"
"I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY DIRTY LITTLE KITTY WITH YOUR BIG MAGICAL FUCK STICK!" She screamed to the heavens which actually surprised Lincoln.
*Pothos*
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I ...I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!"
"Well that's one line of dialogue to add to the list. Maybe we should use it later." Anteroes said writing it down.
*Lincoln*
"Wow ...that…..that was hot!" he grinned while moving his hips faster. "Now here comes my first load!"
"First Load?"
"Yeah My cum! Lori! If I cum in you maybe we'll make a baby!" he grunted as he squeezed her hips.
"Ooooh a Baby? I always wanted to be a Mommy!"
"Then take in my sperm and get pregnant! Wait till Bobby finds out your own brother knocked you up!"
"Who's Bobby?" she exclaimed as Lincoln came into her womb flooding it completely. "...So…Much…..Pleasure" Lori groaned with a happy smile on her face.
"He WAS your boyfriend, but it looks like you're now my slut." Lincoln panted with a smile.
"Uhhhhh how do you spell Slut?'
"Why?"
"I wanna write it on my forehead with this Lipstick i found under the bed!"
Lincoln rolled his eyes as Lori tried to use the lipstick to write her name and only managed to come up with Lor-E. "I'll help later, right now though? We're not done."
"We aren't? But what's next Super Kami Lotion?"
"I told you we were gonna keep going until I was done and I meant it...Bend over and you'll see!" he growled as she did so.
"What next?"
"Use your hands and spread your butt cheeks"
Lori nodded her head and did as she was told and revealed her winking Pink anal hole. "Like this?"
"Perfect. Now get ready." he growled as the Erotes all smiled in pride.
"For what?"
"Bark like a dog and you'll see!" he ordered giving her ass a slap making her yelp.
"A-Arf."
"Louder!"
"ARF ARF ARF!"
"Good Dog, now here's your BONE!" he exclaimed as he stuck his cock into her ass.
"AHHHHH NO!...that's…...That's a Dirty Hole, it wasn't made for pleasure!"
"Are you saying you want me to stop giving you pleasure?" he growled while he kept pushing inside with a groan. "Then I better pull out."
"NO!...please….go slow?'
Lincoln smiled and squeezed her hips. "Ok, I'll go slow since it's your first time"
Lori gave a sigh of gratitude as she felt Lincoln slowly push it to her. "Thank you."
"Anything for my Slut" he told her as he started to thrust his hips. He grunted due to how much tighter it felt while she yelped out. "Fuck! I can hardly move." Lincoln pulled out entirely. "Lori suck me so I can go in lubed up!" he ordered as his brainwashed big sister licked her lips and nodded.
"Ok!" she moved over and grabbed the dick before she started to drag her tongue around the tip and girth.
"You're such a good girl Lori, when this is over I'll reward you by letting you have sex with my friends, I'm sure they could use some good pussy to." he tolld her.
"Really? I can have sex with your friends next, are their Wee-wee's as tasty as yours?"
"...I…..wouldn't know ...but i'm sure they are" He told her honestly not sure how to respond to that. "Just keep licking and make sure my dick's nice and wet."
"Yes Sir!" she responded as she continued her service on her Master's cock.
'Way to go Lincoln! Reminds me of the time me and my brothers had our own guy's night and went at it all night.'
'Tmi Heddy Tmi.' Lincoln thought with a freaked out cringe as he pushed Lori's head away. "Alright it's done" Lincoln went back to Lori's ass and spread open her cheeks. "Ready Lori?"
"Uh huh, uh huh!"
"Good Girl!" he said as he stuck the tip in her ass and began to push forward. He gritted his teeth as she moaned with the dick going in deeper.
"It's going in deep!" Lori exclaimed "More! Please!"
"More what Lori?'
"More Anal Fucking!"
"Ok but only because you asked nicely!" Lincoln began to move faster as the roughness of Lori's anal cavity rubbed against his cock. "I'll make sure you get addicted to me fucking you like this!"
"I want more, please give me more!"
"Call me by my title and I will."
"Super Kami Lincoln Please!"
"Please what?"
"Please fuck me More i love your big cock, I want it morning Noon and….the one with the stars!"
"Night Lori, it's night."
"But it's daylight!" she said looking out the window.
"Don't worry, I'll fuck you every day as much as possible!"
"...will I become a Mommy if you do?"
"Probably!"
"YAY!" Lori shouted as Lincoln increased his speed.
"Fuck! I'm gonna cum again, you want me to cum in your ass Lori?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" she yelled in a drunken stupor as Lincoln came inside her ass. "AHHHHHH!"
*Hedylogos*
"And there it is! He's inseminated her Ass!"
"Oh yeah NOW who's getting all prideful?"
"Wish we had a camera for this."
"I agree Potty i agree!"
"If i wasn't in a good Mood i'd kill you"
*Lincoln*
"Take it all in you whore!" he yelled while slapping her cheeks at once while slamming in and out balls deep.
"I Feel Funny!" Lori said as Lincoln pulled her hair.
"Than do it let it all out!"
"AHHHHHH!" Lori gave a loud shout as she came simultaneously with Lincoln who flooded her crack with seed. "...my…..my butthole….it….it feels nice!"
"That's what it feels to be my own personal slut." Lincoln said rubbing her cum filled ass.
"Lulu? Will you still love me even when I become a mommy?" she asked with a pout while he sighed.
"It's Super Kami Lincoln, and...I think so."
"YAY!" Lori cheered as she tackled him and kissed his cheek. "I Love you super Kami Lincoln!"
Lincoln smiled and kissed her forehead. "I Know Lori I know"
*Downstairs*
Luan was sitting in the recliner and watching tv. She was looking a little less upbeat, even while watching a comedian. She looked over and saw Lisa reading a book on the couch and sighed. "Hey Lisa? Be honest with me, do you think it's a little strange that Lincoln said all those things about us and tried to play it off?"
"Whatever do you mean?" asked Lisa flipping the page.
"I mean think about itm Lori told us Lincoln said all those nasty things about us to start our fight, but the question is if that were true than why? I mean i know we kicked him out of his room, but he wouldn't just say all those horrible things to us over that the most he'd do would be to keep it to himself" she remarked looking away sadly. "Doesn't that strike you as funny? Not the haha kind, but the weird kind."
Lisa began to scratch her chin as she processed what she was told. "Hmmm Perhaps, but our only sibling was probably too enraged to think about his actions, but i will admit we were no better since we forced the fight protocol upon him without notice"
"Yeah, you think maybe we should have informed him before it was made?"
"Yes however it was for the best we didn't"
Hearing this made Luan scowl just as Luna and the others walked downstairs. She crossed her arms and looked back at the tv as the sisters went ahead and sat down or did their own thing. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"I merely say that an unknown element such as our brother may have caused a ripple that would have caused who knows what to the protocol in general." Lisa shrugged as Luan scoffed.
"Don't be upset sis Lincoln's just a fucking screw-up" Luna said crossing her arms.
"Like you're a saint." muttered Luan.
"I am compared to him" Luna snapped.
"Can we talk about something other than that loser?" groaned Lynn.
"Hi Pot I'm the Kettle" Luan quipped making Lisa snicker.
"What did you say to me Buck tooth!?"
"HI POT! I'M THE DANG KETTLE!" she yelled in Lynn's ear.
"THAT'S IT! LET'S GO! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW!" Lynn yelled cracking her knuckles as Luan rolled her eyes.
"I'm not gonna fight you Lynn"
"Heh why? Scared?"
"No cause I don't fight sore losers"
"...AHHHHHHHHHH I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!"
*PUNCH!*
Lynn stumbled back in a quick daze as Luan swiftly decked her in the face. "Hehehe….That'z the best you go…"
*PUNCH!*
And with that second punch Luan knocked her out.
"Bitch" Luan muttered cracking her own knuckles. She saw her sisters look at her in surprise. "What? She had it coming for about 4 Seasons" Luan said.
"But it's only summer." spoke Leni.
"Leni she meant ...forget it" Lisa sighed not wanting to explain 4th Wall logic just as Lincoln began to walk down the stairs with a certain someone following him. "Greeting brother u…." Lisa paused when she saw the tall woman behind him.
"Super Kami Lincoln are these your Sisters?"
"unfortunately" he spoke as all of them turned with wide eyes with him gulping. "Uh, hey girls. I, uh, wanted you to meet...uh...Lori."
*GASP!*
"OMGOSH! I HAVE A SISTER NAMED LORI!" Leni cheered running up to her "and I totes love your dress!":
"Like thanks! I was wearing it and thought so too! Oh my gosh! You look great in that."
"Thanks, My sister Lori would love to meet you Lori, let me just call her down. Hey Lori!"
"Here I am!"
"No not you Lori my sister Lori. Hey Lori!"
"I'm right here!"
"No Lori, My Lori, my sister with your name!"
"That's so weird MY NAME IS LORI!"
*GASP!*
"IT IS?! OMGOSH I HAVE A NEW FRIEND AND A SISTER WITH THE SAME NAME!" Leni shouted as they Hugged.
"Anyone else feel like we just walked onto the set of Dragon Ball Evolution?" Luan asked.
"Is it just me or does she seem way off, like more than Leni." Lana whispered to Lola.
"I know right? But one things for sure i love her dress!"
"...Lincoln who is this…..Hooker?" Luna said, narrowing her eyes at the robust woman while trying not to ogle her.
"Why should I tell you?" he asked with a frown. "I already told you who she is."
"Lincoln this isn't funny either tell me who she really is or else!" Luna growled.
"Or else what?" he threw back. "You'll hit me again? Kick me? Or maybe both?"
Luna gave a scowl and was about to grab his collar, but found herself being quickly slammed against the wall.
"Lay one finger on my master and I'll rip you apart molecule by molecule" Lori growled in a demonic tone as he eyes glowed an eerie red color.
Luna coughed while caught off guard, the other sisters silent, and Lincoln thrown for a loop.
"Lori ...Put her down...she's not worth it"
"But master!"
"Lori Down!" Lincoln said sternly as Lori dropped Luna who was confused.
"Wait, master?"
"Yes Master that's what she calls me ...well that and Super Kami Lincoln."
Luna gave a thoughtful pose before gritting her teeth in anger. "You fucking SLUT! I'LL KILL YOU FOR RAPING MY BROTHER!"
"Rape? What's that?"
"SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH!" Luna roared as she was about to attack Lori until Lincoln stood in front of her. "Lincoln Move this ...this FLOOZY! Took advantage of you!"
"Luna, shut up and sit down." he ordered with a glare.
"And why should I huh?"
"Because the Untrustworthy little Screw-up says so" he said making her flinch. "I told you who she is, but you didn't listen. This 'hooker' is Lori, our sister!"
"Lincoln there's no way this is Lori" Lola said with an eye roll.
"Yes it is. Just look at her!" he pointed to Lori who waved. "She might look slightly different, but her name is Lori, she wears the same clothes, and why else would she be in our house?"
The remaining sisters did so but couldn't see the resemblance.
"Nope don't see it" Luan shrugged.
"Neither do I." spoke Lucy.
"Even if this is Lori how'd she get Like this?" Lana asked scratching her armpit.
"Well...I...might have ...done it, but purely on accident I swear!"
"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all fell out laughing.
Lincoln looked at them confused while Lori let out her own laughter, mostly to go along and didn't understand why they were laughing.
"Uhhhh what's so funny?"
"Lincoln….you….you….you said you you did this!" Lana laughed.
"Yeah there's no way you did this loser" Lola said between breathes.
He frowned. "I did! I changed her into...into...this!"
"Oh yeah How?" Lucy said crossing her arms as Lincoln began to strain and try to do what he did before.
"Give me a sec, I'll show you."
*BRRRRRAAAAP!*
"EWWWWW LINCOLN YOU GROSS PIG!"
'HAHAHAHA DO IT AGAIN BRO THAT WAS AWESOME!" laughed Lana with Lincoln blushing and felt humiliated.
"T-That's not it! I swear! It really happened!"
"Suuuure, hey Listen Lincoln, when you're done being a weirdo with your weirdo floozy, do me a favor and clean my side of the room, we don't want mom and dad learning you lost your v-card this early now would we?" Lola threatened.
"And while you're at it Clean My room too.' Luna told him as Luan sighed.
"Leave him alone Luna i'll clean the…"
"No Luan if this little perv wants to get off on dirty shit i say we let him!" snapped the rocker pointing at Lincoln who frowned.
"No I'm!.."
*SLAP!*
"ROOM NOW!" Luna yelled as she walked towards the door as Lincoln's hand began to spark.
"Lincoln go relax, Leni and I'll clean the rooms for you" Luan whispered in his ear as Lucy left along with the twins.
"Oh and can you wake up Lynn?" Lana said as she quickly followed her sisters.
Lincoln looked at the unconscious jock and scowled before spitting on her shirt before sitting down and sighed with Lori looking concerned.
"Are you ok Super Kami Lincoln?"
"...let's just say I'm trying to keep from taking my frustration on the furniture." He growled as he punched the floor.
"I'm sorry your sisters were big meanies" she pouted moving over to hug and rub his head while letting her breasts press against his cheek. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Yeah you can go in my room and take a nap for while while i wake Lynn"
"Ok Super Kami Lincoln." she nodded and kissed his head before getting up and headed up the stairs.
Lincoln smiled before dropping into a frown. "Lynn wake up" he said gently nudging her with his foot.
"Ugh…."
"Lynn, wake up." He said getting irritated at her lack of a response as shown by his sparking hand. "Lynn! Wake up!" He shouted as he gripped her chest and was surprised by the Pink lightning coming from his hands. He let go and backed up before looking at his hands. "Guys! Guys come back here!" he shouted but no one arrived as Lynn gripped his hand and was electrocuted.
"AHHHHH!"
"LYNN NO!" Lincoln shouted as he let go of her hand as she fell back onto the floor. He backed up as she awoke and groaned before sitting up and hook her head, then looked at him with a glare.
"Uhhhh Lynn are you?"
"WHAT THE FUCK STINKOLN! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?" She yelled shaking him by the collar.
"Wait so you don't feel…weird?"
"No, but I sure feel pissed!" Lynn raised her fist and was about to sock him in the face until she heard a car honking outside. "That's Margo and her Mom! You got lucky squirt!" she shoved him aside and rushed to grab her bag and headed outside all while curiously scratching her butt from a mysterious itch that appeared out of nowhere.
Lincoln blinked and looked at his hand. 'Ok, that made no sense. It worked on Lori right away, so why not Lynn?'
'Huh that is Odd' Pothos told him.
'Oh yeah forgot you guys were there you've been oddly quiet'
'We just had a sibling orgy Linc you should try it sometime!'
"Gross." he cringed while standing up. "I didn't need to know that." Lincoln gave an annoyed sigh and headed back to his room to join Lori, however had he'd been paying attention he would've noticed a certain green wearing genius had hidden herself within the fireplace of the house and witnessed the whole thing.
'Hmm, how very peculiar.' she thought jotting down some notes. 'I'll need to wait and determine just what that was.' Lisa thought as she headed up to her room to conduct some studies on this unaware that she was about to open a can of worms that would be unable to close.
Wow so the Erotes have made their debut and turned Lincoln's life around like crazy anyway guys I hope this was worth the wait and once again the rant at the start was not directed towards the one who understand what I'm going through nor was it directed at the ones who help me by giving me advice anyway Next time Lynn slowly begins to turn into what Lori turned into and The Erotes decide to tell Lincoln about the Matings Game.
