Episode XXXIX: My Personal Hell
Recap: Basically Jack, Steph and Billie followed Shang Tsung into a room thing in hell and lost their breath thanks to seeing something.
Oooooh, what did? Will Billie save Sarah, or will he be too late? Will Jack ever get his hat back? What happened to the flubber parrot thing? The next ep is here!
The domed ceiling stretched up so high that Steph could hardly make out its highest point, but that was not what stole their breath. What stole their breath away was at the far end of the room was a giant chair that looked like it was made from a bunch of stalagmites; only the chair was completely black.
Okay, the chair helped, but the main thing that stole their breath was the fact that sitting in the chair was the one and only Ozzy Osbourn.
"Ahhh, the visitors have arrived."
Getting over their shock, Steph asked, "Ozzy Osbourn? But your human and alive, you can't be Satan, can you?"
Ozzie laughed, only it sounded really demonic. "Of course I'm not human, I only wander the earth for fun. Besides, you'd think eating a bat's head would clue people in."
Steph stood with her mouth agape, as did Jack. Billie, however, didn't seem to care that Ozzy was there. "Where's Sarah?"
Ozzy turned to face Billie. When he looked at him, his face turned curious. "Billie Joe Armstrong, from the band Green Day?"
He nodded curtly.
Ozzy smiled, "I enjoyed your American Idiot album; it placed the facts correctly."
Billie growled and asked again, "Where is Sarah?"
Ozzy shook his head. "Another mortal stuck in the pitiful emotion that is love."
Billie started to move towards him, fists clenched, but Jack held him back. "Tha's not tha way ta get your bonnie lass, mate."
Billie looked like he was going to yell, but before he could, Ozzy spoke up again. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain Jack Sparrow"
Jack nodded and said, "Osbourne."
Losing patience, Steph practically yelled, "Where is my sister? Tell me now!"
Ozzy smirked, which didn't calm their nervousness. "No, I think I'll do something better." He then whistled, and in a crackle of black electricity, Sarah appeared in the centre of the room. Only she was in a gothic black dress, wearing black gloves and had scarlet red hair.
She bowed to Ozzy before saying, "You called me."
He smirked and said, "Yes. I'd like you to kill our visitors, starting with the rock singer, magic or by human means; I don't really care."
Sarah then turned and faced them, her eyes pools of dark purple and smirked, before saying, "It would be my pleasure, my Lord"
Ohhhhhh Will Sarah kill them? What's wrong with her? Why is Ozzie Satan? Where is the Parrot? Can they stop Sarah? Or is she to lost to be saved?
Tune in next time for another exciting episode!
