Episode LII: They're Back! Aaaah!

Billie has powers now, and they are mostly of Earth. Typically, however, marijuana is a plant, and therefore Billie has its power. He is now flying high.

Jack had to break up the conversation, indicating to something standing behind them. The three turned to find…

What did they see? What's up with Billie's power? Will Steph and Jack get a power? Will we ever see our old enemies and friends again? The next episode is HERE!


He pointed behind them, making Steph, Sarah and Billie turn to see Kernel Sanders. His white clothes were stained and torn, and he dragged his Meat Cleaver of Nightmares as if it weighed a ton. But when he looked up to see our heroes, his eyes turned wild, and he lifted his Cleaver, running toward them, shouting that ancient chicken war cry.

"CLUUUUUUCK!" he screamed, waving his Cleaver manically in the air.

Sarah, Billie, Steph and Jack turned as one, racing in the opposite direction, across the field of daisies, towards the forest on the other side.

"Whooo hooo!" shouted Billie, punching his fist in the air and putting on an extra spurt of speed. Kernel Sanders was falling behind.

Sarah stared at him incredulously, when he suddenly leapt in the air, flipping his legs over his head in a forward flip. He did another half turn before he hit the ground, landing on his hands. He flipped again, landing on his feet, then started running again, scooping up Sarah as he past her. She cracked up laughing, wrapping her arms around her neck so she wouldn't fall.

But she stopped laughing when she met Billie's eyes, favouring instead to press her lips to his.

Steph rolled his eyes, glancing at Jack, who shrugged.

"You've gotta give 'em credit for that. It's more imagination than last time," he said.

"Hmmm… and Billie appears to have improved his technique a little," she paused. "But only a little."

There was a moment of silence.

"Anyways, moving on," said Steph. "Race you to the trees?"

Jack grinned. "You think you can beat a pirate?"

"Yup. Especially if the pirate's you; you run like a girl."

"What, and you don't?"

"Nope." With that, Steph sprinted toward the trees.

It turned out that Jack didn't wave his arms around as much when he wasn't running for his life, and so he and Steph reached the trees at roughly the same time, leaving Sarah and Billie frenching in the middle of the daisy field. Kernel Sanders was nowhere to be seen.

They both leant against the tree, trying to catch their breath. Steph was about to say something when a Dolly Parton Peanut stepped out from behind the tree, slapping a white-gloved peanut hand across her mouth and dragging her into the shadows of the forest.

Jack tried to run after her, but had no chance, before another peanut grabbed him, pulling him after Steph.


What's going to happen next? Will Billie and Sarah save Steph and Jack before it's too late? When IS too late, anyway? What do the peanuts want from them? Are they still working for Kernel Sanders? Do they still have Heath Ledger and his can of Creamy Soda captive? Will the Slushie Man save them before Sarah and Billie? Stay tuned to find out!