Popcorn LIV: PEANUT BUTTER!

Recap: Okay, basically the story has been split into two POV's. One is with Billie and Sarah the other is with Steph and Jack. Sarah and Billie are watching clouds in the field of daises and Steph and Jack have been captured by Dolly Parton Peanut Army Soldiers but have managed to escape. Sadly, while escaping they caused a rockslide/avalanche, they were about to follow the peanuts example and run when a sound behind them made them turn to find something to make Jack pull Steph in the opposite direction.

Oooh, what did they see? Why are they running? Are Billie and Sarah still watching clouds? Will the rock fall go toward the daisy field?


He looked up at the sky and said, "I can see a... fish." Sarah grinned and moved over so she could snuggle into Billie. Billie stiffened before relaxing and wrapping an arm around Sarah. They continued observing the clouds for about five minutes but were stopped when Peanut Soldiers started running and tripping into the daisy field.

"What in the Hell?" Billie asked, standing up.

Sarah pouted but stood up as well.

"We better go do something," Billie said, moving towards the advancing peanuts.

Sarah gave a soft growl and muttered, "Meanies," before holding up her hand. Blue sparks flew from her hand to land on all the peanuts and within seconds of the sparks touching the peanuts, every peanut was frozen.

Billie's mouth fell open before he turned to face Sarah. "What? How? Why? What?" Billie asked, confused.

"They interrupted our cloud gazing and snuggle time."

Billie blinked before grinning at her cuteness. "Snuggle time?"

Before Sarah could answer Jack and Steph burst from the forest into the daisy field. Sarah and Billie stood staring at the frantically running Steph and Jack, who had knocked over three peanuts in their haste.

"What's going on?" Sarah asked, seeming to snap out of her child-like state.

Steph and Jack stopped in front of them with hands on there knees panting.

"Run... hide... move... some... thing... do... now," Steph panted in between breaths.

"What now? I mean, Jesus Christ come on. I choose this place especially because of its peaceful status, but no we always attract unnecessary crap that wants to kill us." Sarah ranted surprising the other three members of the group, but before anyone could say anything, a loud grating sound filled the field.

Jack and Steph's eyes widened and they turned to see the there fear approaching. What came out of the forest were three giant blenders!

"What the fck?" Billie asked.

Jack glared at him. "Whatcha language in front of the ladies, mate."

Billie snorted. "They're probably more foul mouthed then me. And I make money for singing songs filled with swear words."

Jack just continued glaring. Steph rolled her eyes and laughed, even though they were in a life-threatening situation. I'm thinking that they had been in so many life threatening situations that they just got over the whole irrational fear thing, but anyway. "Please you're a pirate," Steph said.

"OH MY GOD," Sarah said tearing the other three from there conversation. They all turned to find that the blenders had sprouted arms and legs and were picking up the peanuts and putting them into the container that you put the food into. You know, with the little spinney mixing wheel at the bottom. Then, placing a cap on top of the container they pressed a button turning the peanuts into... dah dah dah... PEANUT BUTTER! The guys looked at each other and...


Ohhhh what did they do? Will there be jam/jelly to go with the peanut butter? Will it taste all country and western thanks to the Dolly Parton parts of the peanuts? Will anything happen 2 our heroes?

Stay tuned 4 the next amazingly well written episode!