Episode LVIII: Conspiracies

Recap: Basically, the gang has run into threatening and maybe evil popcorn pieces and must now deal with it as well as everything else.


"Yes," it said, in a deep, threatening voice. "Don't patronize me." Steph and Jack jumped back in shock, nearly knocking into Sarah and Billie, who were standing behind him.

"Y-y-you talk?" Steph asked in pure shock from the floor.

All the popcorn just rolled their eyes before the one who talked before sneered out, "No we just stand here and look pretty, of course we talk you knit wits."

It was Sarah's turn to roll her eyes. "Oh yeah sarcasm helps, you piece of shrivelled corn."

The popcorn seemed to inflate before letting the air out in a puff. Everyone expected a sarcasm war, but something strange happened instead.

All the popcorn gave an eerie smile before saying, "It seems that we misjudged your species, it seems that at least one of you is tolerable."

Jack and Billie blinked, Sarah gave them a look that said and 'I'm listening to this why?' while Steph said, "You've got to be kidding?" Not waiting for an answer she stood up and started pacing, causing Jack to be pulled along behind her. "Of course, I mean of all the things left to run into we have to run into pieces of god damn popcorn, who of all things approve of sarcasm over kindness, and, of course Sarah who almost died of popcorn even though it brought her Billie and the rest of this adventure..."

Steph stopped at this and it seemed that it clicked for everyone at the same time as Billie yelled, "IT'S A CONSPIRACY MADE BY POPCORN!!!!!!"


What will happen now? Will Sarah and Billie make up? Are the popcorn out to get them? Why do they approve of sarcasm? What will happen next!!?!!?!?!!?!?