Episode LXII: Dolly Parton Peanuts...Cousins?

Recap: It seems that Sarah and Pyro have a history, which is pissing Billie off to no ends. But if that's not enough, it seems Heath Ledger and the Creamy Soda can is back. And what's this? Does Heath have feelings for Steph? Will there be 2 love triangles? The next episode is here!!!!!!


After a few minutes of uneasy standing around doing nothing, Billie cleared his throat. "I don't mean to interrupt anything here, but –" he began in a voice that stated very clearly that he honestly didn't care if he interrupted anything or not. Whatever he had said to interrupt in the first place (whether or not it was important is still up for debate) was cut off sharply Pyro's formidable fire-wall suddenly fizzled and vanished, revealing…

Twenty blackened pieces of popcorn and, to everyone's surprise, a peanut. But this one was not of the Dolly Parton peanut kind, this peanut was of the Tacky Santa peanut kind, complete with the hat, suit, and red bag, although presents did not seem to be the sacks contents.

Jack, Steph, Sarah, Pyro, Billie and Heath blinked before Steph asked, "What happened to Dolly Parton Peanuts?"

Sarah shrugged. One of the blackened popcorn pieces answered her question. "They had no brains and no weapons, so we put out an add in the Garlic Press for more minions and we managed to get the Dolly Parton Peanuts cousins, the Tacky Santa Peanuts."

The peanut gave something that was probably suppose to be a growl, but really just sounded like the crinkling of a plastic bag, before saying, "We prefer the Saint Nick Peanut Army."

The popcorn just shrugged. "Whatever. Just attack the intruders, would you?"

The peanut sighed and said, "Come on boys, let's kill some humans."

When he finished talking, five more peanuts came from the shadows to stand beside him. They were dressed exactly the same, only with sadistic grins… if that was even possible.

Heath started moving behind his Creamy Soda can as he said, "They're not dagerous, right? I mean, you can take them, right?"

Sarah nodded and said, "Sure, we've got this, don't we Pyro?"

Pyro nodded and went into an attack stance, closely followed by Sarah and Steph who pulled Jack with her, since they were still attached.

The head Santa Peanut smirked before saying, "Unlikely." As soon as the word left his lips, all the Santa Peanuts pulled out various guns from the sacks over their shoulders, ranging from Uzi's to 45. Calibers's to rocket launchers.

Every human pair of eyes widened before Steph said, "We don't got this."

Lifting up a rocket launcher, the Head Peanut said, "Ta-ta," before releasing the trigger…


Ohhhhhh what will happen to them? Who are the Santa Peanuts? How is Billie reacting to Sarah referring to Pyro? What will happen after the rocket launcher has been launched? Why is Heath so much of a Scaredy Cat? Does he like Steph? Why are there so many questions? Tune in next time for the next exciting episode!!!!!