I walked into my chambers and went to bed over the last few months we beat Cersei's army all the way to Kings Landing. The bells ring as fifty Gigantic Dragons land staring at the gates.
Cersei's trial was a long one she tried to manipulate everyone involved but she was executed by me by covering her ass in wildfire and lighting it with Shegos plasma powers.
As her body roasted alive people gave me a wide berth. Daenerys and I we wed pretty quickly she asked me to be her King Consort and I agreed.
Sansa and Arya talked with Daenerys alone and she agreed that both women were to be ours to share. Normally I being raised by Ned Stark would not want anything to do with Incest but. Number one chief complaint I would have had was solved with the fact tradition of my Targaryen lineage involves incest and also that Sansa and Arya were cousins which while is still kinda off putting as long as any of our children don't start pulling a Jamie and Cersei we will be fine.
The Night King according to reports coming in from the wall was just sitting there wondering how the walls magic became super charged.
I found out about this "Night King" from letters Bran sent me since he and is Girlfriend Meera went North of the wall to have Bran become the Three Eyed Raven. He collected Dark Sister and Blackfyre for me and sent them with an envoy.
I put them into my pocket dimension and jumped on Rhaegal and flew to the wall with a huge shipment of Wildfire. I dumped a whole shitload all over the Army of the Dead and lit those Motherfuckers up. The only ones Standing were the White Walkers themselves.
I Morphed into the White Ranger and pulled Dark Sister into my hands and I destroyed the White Walkers. The King was just staring at me.
We locked eyes just daring each other to make a move.
He moved and it was ON!
Each sword thrust was met with a parry.
Every blow blocked.
Every trick I knew he knew.
This was a fight and I loved every second of it.
I can tell he did too he was smiling.
I knew from the aura he was releasing that he was enhanced by Evils Avatar.
I finally decapitated him ending the Long Nights threat.
I flew back to My Queen and life went on
Daenerys and I had twin boys I named Trent and Ronald after my previous lives.
Sansa gave me a beautiful girl we named after her mother.
It took a few years before I got Arya to settle down enough to have children. We had a big baby boy of 11 pounds. We named him Eddard after Ned "the quiet wolf" stark.
After a good ten years on the throne we finally got rid of the taint Arys and Robert plus Joffrey and Cersei put onto the royal family.
After I insisted we put in a proper sewage system the city was smelling less like shit and more like all the flowers and steel and food that the vendors made.
The Dragons were sent to Essos they all Settled in Old Valaryia. The Stone men were all gone due to the rapid deaths of the affected. Animals were shipped over there Daily to graze and be fed to the Dragons.
I sat next to my Queen who is sitting on a real Iron Throne. I convinced her to melt down the swords and reforge them into a proper throne. She agreed and wouldn't you know it we found a curse on the Damn throne. Once the source of the curse was destroyed in the reforming process It was smooth sailing for the kingdoms. Essos Declared War on Westeros. Yeah turns out the Slavers were pissed that our Dragons were roasting their ships.
Safe to say they lost badly.
I had Rhaegal and Drogon Roast every city the Slavers were ruling after smuggling out as many innocents as I could.
The Nation of Essos merged with Westeros. Now nobody want to fuck with us.
Many Decades pass and my wife and consorts were old women but since I had Deadpool's healing Factor I stayed forever young.
Sansa died first. She developed a bad case of Ammonia and passed in her sleep. We all were depressed. Arya died two years later from a severe infection in her blood from cleaning rusty swords.
My Queen only lasted nine years after that. She passed away in her sleep. Her heart just stopped.
I passed on the throne to my oldest Child and left the city.
A breach opened up and I walked through it greeting it as if it were an Old Friend
End of story
Yeah I'm sorry this was such a short fic but according to the reviews this one sucks so I'm moving on from this fandom and going to our last Stop Harry Potter Universe.
Now the Deadpool healing and anything other than the Ranger powers and the swords and material from GOT and the kickass mansion will be sacrificed for a new purpose.
Idk when I will post the Fic but it will be up soon
