Author's Note: I asked the Nigerian prince who keeps spamming my email if he could get me a lawyer to get me the rights to Zootopia. I even trusted him enough that I gave him my bank account information. And we all know you can trust Nigerian royalty with that. Rated M for violence, language, drugs and sex.

Chapter Nine: Retaliation

Outback Island

Danny McBoot lied down on his couch, using his father's slouch hat to cover his face as he attempted to take a nap. But Finnick's babbling proved to be too much. "So Nick told me that the reason you were guarding me on nights was so he and his girlfriend can do special plans," rambled Finnick, "what do you think the little bunny has in store for her this time?"

"Not my business," groaned Danny, "so shut the fuck up." "I mean," Finnick continued, "he did say something about getting flowers and some other shit. Kept talking about 'purple tulips' like it was real fuckin special." "I guess purple's Judy's favorite color or something," mumbled Danny.

"You think he clawed her in bed or something," said Finnick, digging himself into a hole, "or maybe spanked her too hard and now she's pissed and Nick wants to make up for it. I think that maybe it's because her toilet got blown up and she's upset, even though she seemed pretty damn happy. Maybe…"

"Shut up," barked Danny. "Jesus," said Finnick, "take a fuckin loot or something."

East Germammal Consulate

"Alright Herr Savage," said Wiesler angrily as he droned over the table, "you failed me twice. I do not find that acceptable." "That rabbit was as good as dead if it weren't for her foxy fuck-buddy," snapped Savage. "But she's not," said Wiesler, "she and the fox are still alive and kicking. You had one," he took a breath, "simple task. Kill two ordinary, tiny police officers and you fuck it up. Not once. But twice! I'm renegotiating your contract."

"What's the matter," said Savage sarcastically, "is Uncle Charlie afraid to lose his precious drug money." Wiesler growled at the comment and gestured for the pig and stag to approach Savage, who responded by pulling out a Skorpian machine pistol. "You will not shoot me in the back," said Savage. "Then I'm still getting my money's worth," said Wiesler, "get to the boat. I need you there for a special assignment."

Sahara Square

Nick parked his now banged up Furd GT on one of the dunes of Sahara Square, giving him and Judy a perfect view of the bay. It was about thirty minutes to sunset, which was the perfect time for Nick to start the particular conversation he wanted to have with Judy. He was careful to say as little as possible in between now and when they finished moving Judy in. He didn't even talk about the bruises that the arctic hare gave him about three hours ago.

I hope she likes this surprise, thought Nick, blissfully unaware of what would soon take place.

Savannah Central

Tyler Stripervich decided to make a quick snack run on the way home from the precinct. He parked the cruiser, which he had one from Danny via coin toss, and walked into the convenience store. Tyler strolled on in, whistling as he looked through the healthier snacks, as he still wanted to stay in good shape for his job, not noticing the pig behind him in the tan suit wearing glasses.

"Hey you there," said a german accented voice from behind the young liger, "do I know you?" Tyler turned around and saw the familiar pig with a suppressed pistol in his right hoof. "What are you doing harassing me, porky," snapped Tyler, "I'm a cop!" "No, you were a cop," said the pig.

Pft! Pft! Pft!

Tundra Town

Jason Wolford was at work on his car in his home garage, as was his main hobby. The wolf was pissed that the East Germammal weasel that they were after was untouchable, but he figured that if he just enjoyed his music while working on his dad's Chewvy, he'd feel a lot better.

He didn't see the bomb planted in the engine until it was too late.

Ka-Boom!

ZPD Precinct One

"Yes mister mayor," said Bogo over the phone in his office, "I've seen the video of Hopps too. Yes," he continued, "I know she stepped out of line! Yes I also know that Wilde shot the fish tank, but he also got assaulted by a professional hit-mammal so can I please cut him a break." He paused, listening to Mr. Wayne's choice words, then calmed down and asked Bogo about something else. "Well I guess Hopps' rant was pretty damn funny."

Wham!

Ben Clawhouser barged into Bogo's office, panting heavily with a very concerned look on his face. "I'm gonna have to call you back," said Bogo as he hung up the phone. "What happened, Clawhouser," asked Bogo in a very concerned voice. "It's Tyler and Jason," said Clawhouser sadly, "they're dead!"

Over Zootopia Bay

Two gray and black camouflage helicopters flew over the bay that formed the southwestern border of the Zootopian metropolitan area as the sun went down. Mr. Wolfenstein sat in the copilot seat of the lead helicopter, wearing a black sweater and headphones. Inside the first helicopter with him was the pilot, a beaver, as well as a brown bear in the back, wearing a solid black t-shirt and tactical webbing, operating an MG-42 machine gun.

In the second helicopter was a squad of six wolf commandos, all dressed in black sweaters and cargo pants, as well as black tactical webbing and M-56 Stalhelms. They each carried skeleton stock AK-47s fitted with holographic sights.

"Annäherung an das Ziel (Approaching target)," said Wolfenstein into the radio, "fünf Minuten (five minutes)." "Sollten wir erwarten, dass sie bewaffnet sind? (should we expect them to be armed)," asked the pilot of the second helicopter. "Es wird keine Rolle spielen, wenn wir sie töten (It won't matter once we kill them)."

Outback Island

"Alright, I'll cave," said Danny frustratedly. "So are you gonna tell me what my old pal is up to with his bunny doll," asked Finnick with great interest. "Okay," said Danny, "so Nick wanted me to keep it a secret," he made a fist gesture, "but because you are so fucking obnoxious, I'll tell you." "And," asked Finnick sarcastically. "Nick is gonna ask Judy the big question," said Danny.

Before Finnick had time to say something, a burst from a machine gun rang out and someone kicked down the door to the small house.

Brakabrakabrakabrak!

A stag in a sweater vest carrying an MP-40, accompanied by a skunk and a badger in tan and grey suits, barged into the room. Danny drew his dad's M9 on the intruders and barked, "Get the fuck out of my place!" "Nein," said the stag as he shot Danny in the legs.

"You motherfuckers," howled Danny as he collapsed. "Finnick RUN!" Finnick tried his hardest to make it past the stag, but he was nabbed by the skunk and the assailants left, Danny crawled towards his radio receiver in a last ditch effort to call for help.

"Nick," he cried into the receiver, "Judy! Tyler!" He kept going as he breathed heavily, "Jason! Liz! Benji! Can anyone fucking hear me?"

Sahara Square

Unaware of the carnage that was taking place, Nick decided to carry out his evening with Judy as he planned.

"So," said Nick as he awkwardly tried to start a conversation, "we've been seeing each other for what? A year now? And I've already done the marking." "What's in your paw," asked Judy eagerly as she noticed Nick had a paw behind his back.

"Oh these," said Nick as he revealed the flowers, "these are just a little gift to a very special mammal of mine." "Oh Nick," said Judy as she cheerfully accepted the flowers, "their beautiful! But you didn't have to buy me anything." She looked at her partner's bruises again, "Did you have to fight someone over them?"

"No, not at all," said Nick, "I just got jumped by some arctic hare on the way back from the flower shop. He was just some psycho hired by Wiesler. Nothing to worry about." "Nick," said Judy concernadly, "you could have been killed." "Yeah," said Nick, spreading his arms, "but that's just a typical day for us. I dragged you out here to talk about something else." He switched on the radio.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna…

"Nope," said Nick as he switched the station. He ended up having some love song played by this West Germammal band playing. (For your information, it's Still in Love with You by the Scorpions).

"Perfect," muttered Nick. "Oh yes," he looked back at Judy, "there's something I want to ask you about. I guess it's now or never." Here it comes, thought Judy as she was barely able to contain her excitement. "I couldn't get a ring on such short notice, but," Nick gently grabbed Judy's paws, "Judy? Will you marry me?"

"YES!" exclaimed Judy, "Yes I would! I've been waiting for you to ask! I'm so happy! We can go back to Bunny Burrow, have a nice ceremony with the family, then eventually get a house with kids and…" "Okay Carrots," said Nick, "I'm glad you're happy. But let's not push the envelope just yet."

Judy hugged Nick and whispered happily, "I'm so ready to be your wife." "Me too fluff," said Nick as he gently stroked her fur, "me too."

ZPD Precinct One

Chief Bogo, Benjamin Clawhouser and Liz Fangmeyer stood in the office around one of their police scanners, trying desperately to reach any members of the task force that were still alive.

"Hello," they heard Danny's voice, "Can any of you fuckers hear me?" "Loud and clear Danny," said Clawhouser, "glad to hear you're still with us." "They shot my legs and took Finnick," said Danny, "what the fuck is going on?" "I'm not going to lie to you McBoot," said Bogo, "things are bad. We have two dead officers and another two unaccounted for." "Which ones," demanded Danny, "answer me goddamnit!"

"Stripervich and Wolford," said Clawhouser, "they didn't even see it coming." "They killed the kid," asked Danny, "why the fuck would they kill Tyler? That sweet kid should still be alive!" "We'll get them for you," said Fangmeyer, "just hang in there and we'll send a medevac."

"Oh Liz," said Danny, "glad to see you're not dead yet." "I'm about as alive as ever," said Liz. "Doesn't sound like it with that damn robot voice. Show me a friggin personality." "We need to know where you are," said Bogo, "your life may depend on it."
"I've been shot worse before," said Danny, "remember those Shadow Company motherfuckers?" "All too well," said Bogo. "Well I'm at my place," said Danny, "I can patch myself up." "That won't be necessary," said Bogo, "just tell me where you think Hopps and Wilde are."

Sahara Square

"Do you hear something," said Judy as her ears shot up, including the one that still had a piece of the top missing. "What carrots," asked Nick, "I don't hear anything. Nobody really comes out here after dark." "I just thought I heard," said Judy, who's heart then sank as she realized it, "a couple of helicopters."

Author's Note: Left you on a little cliffhanger didn't I? Expect the next major action scene out soon. Until then, enjoy the story and tell me your thoughts.