Author's Note: I didn't get the rights to Zootopia, but now all my credit cards are maxed out. Thanks a lot Akim, I trusted you! Lying bastard. Rated M for violence, language, drugs and sex.
Chapter Ten: Death from Above
Sahara Square
Judy immediately reached for her pistol and advised Nick to do the same. "Carrots," asked Nick nervously, "what's really going on? Do you think it's the East Germammals?" ""Who else has a gosh darn helicopter and a deathwish for us," replied Judy. "Can't flip the cute switch off even in times of mortal peril, eh carrots," teased Nick nervously. "Surely you can't be serious," snapped Judy. "I am serious," said Nick as he checked his .45, "and don't call me Shirley."
Whup! Whup! Whup! Whup!
As the sound of the helicopters got closer, to the point where they could both see the spotlights, Judy opened the car door. "Surely you can't be serious," said Nick as Judy prepared to jump out of the car, "there's no cover." "This thing is the biggest target for their guns," replied Judy as she dropped out, "and besides, who is Shirley anyways?"
Whup! Whup! Whup! Whup!
Nick followed Judy out of the car into the dunes, ducking behind some tumbleweeds. Then they turned around and watched the two grey and black camo helicopters begin circling the area.
Nick used his naturally gifted night vision to assess the threat. He noticed that the lead one had a badger and a wolf in the cockpit, with a bear in the back operating a very large gun. He noticed the other one, flown by a skunk and beaver, was carrying six or seven wolves in full tactical gear.
"Carrots," said Nick nervously. "Yeah," replied Judy. "I think Wiesler sent a death squad after us."
Bzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz! Bzzzz!
Brakabrakabrakabrakabrakabrak!
The two helicopters opened fire on Nick's car, peppering the vehicle with bullets in hopes that Nick and Judy were still in there. "They just have to keep fucking up my car," growled Nick, "this is just downright infuriating." "I think they're trying to kill us," replied Judy. "No shit fluff," replied Nick, "let's kill these commie bastards first."
"Ich nehme negative Messwerte am Auto auf (I'm picking up negative readings on the car)," said Wolfenstein into the radio as he observed the shot up car, "Chopper zwei, lande das Bodenteam (Chopper two, land the ground team)."
The second helicopter landed on the sand while the first continued to circle the area, and the squad of wolf commandos disembarked with their AK-47s ready. "Ich möchte dort unten zwei winzige Leichen sehen (I want to see two tiny corpses down there)," said Wolfenstein, "und wir gehen nicht, bis es fertig ist. Wolfenstein raus (and we aren't leaving until it's done. Wolfenstein out)."
As the wolves scanned the area with their flashlights, pointing their AKs at anything that moved. "It's time," whispered Judy to Nick as they both had their pistols ready and prepared to jump out. "Let's kill these sonsofbitches before they get us," replied Nick.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Nick shot two of the wolves, double tapping one in the shoulder and capping the one standing behind him in the head. As the other four wolves turned around, Nick ran off into the dark, and shouted out "Tag team!"
Judy somersaulted into the area, flanking them from the left. Then she leapt onto one with her Glock in paw, yanked him down by the neck and shot up at a couple other wolves, using the first as a shield before then shooting him in the neck.
Brakabrakabrak!
The last wolf began firing bursts from his AK, just barely missing Nick and Judy. "You want to share this one," asked Nick. "Sure thing honey," replied Judy as they both aimed their pistols at the wolf.
Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!
As the last wolf collapsed dead, the helicopter tried to take off, only for Judy to leap on board, shot the beaver and pistol whipped the skunk. "Stinks, don't it," she quipped to the unconscious skunk.
"Alright carrots," shouted out Nick, "fun's fun but we still have a goddamn gunship circling us!" "Right with you future hubby," replied Judy as she leapt out of the grounded helicopter. "Don't let it go to your head carrots," replied Nick.
Blam!
He shot the wolf in the head that he winged earlied as he tried to get up.
"So do we have to hold the ceremony in Bunny Burrow by the way," asked Nick as he and Judy prepared to roll down the gargantuan sand dune.
"I hate," he coughed, "getting sand," coughed again, "in," cough, "my," cough, "face!" "Quit your complaining," replied Judy as she rolled down with him, only to see bursts of sand shoot up, due to bullets coming out of the helicopter.
They then stood up in the trough between dunes and saw the helicopter fly really low. "I can see the bastard wolf that threw us off the boat," replied Nick as he raised his pistol and put in a fresh clip, "let me take him fluff!" "You're insane Nick," replied Judy, "we've gotta run!" "He's gonna outrun us," said Nick, "so I have to take the shot now."
Blam! Blam! Blam!
He fired three shots into the cockpit, killing the beaver flying the helicopter and blowing a hole in Wolfenstein's shoulder.
Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep!
"Scheisse," grunted Wolfenstein, "Dieser Fuchsbastard hat uns erschossen! (that fox bastard shot us down!)."
The helicopter swung right, sending the bear falling out, until it crashed into one of the dunes. The blades broke one by one against the sand as they continued to spin, and an injured Mr. Wolfenstein crawled away, just barely making it out before the helicopter exploded.
ZPD Precinct One
"Chief," said Clawhouser, "I got a fix on Hopps and Wilde's location." "Are they alive," asked Bogo with great interest. "No reports of a dead fox or rabbit," stated Clawhouser, "but we do have reports of several suspects using helicopters and automatic weapons to attack them." "Sounds like our guy," replied Bogo, "now get your fat ass in a chopper and bring them back here."
Author's Note: So I know this is a short chapter, but I believe it was definitely worth it, as you did get to see just how good Nick is at shooting. Tune in to the next couple chapters to see if they can save Finnick, stop Wiesler, and still make it home alive to seal the deal on their relationship.
