I had to edit today bc Liz was busy :(.
I charged at the troll, punching his diamond nipple. My hand got hurt from it. "Goddam! This fucker's got rock hard tiddies!" Nadia picked out one of her knives. "Let me break the ice... or should i say nipple," she said as she threw a knife right into his bedazzled alola. It pierced it and glitter began blasting out of it like blood. Actually it probably was blood, tbh. The troll moaned in agorny, and then got really angry. It charged at me. Sumire picked me up and jumped us over the troll, causing it to run into a tree. "Doof," he groaned. I charged up a black sphere and shot it at him, knocking him over. He then turned around and ran at me at lightinging speed and he punched me with the force of 60 men plus 3 dogs and a baby. I went throw a hill on the other side of the river, and i got dirt everywhere.
I began sobbing. "It's hopeless!" I cried as I lay covered in dirt, thinking of everyone I failed. "I'll die... I'll die, and I never even had sex before! I'll die a virgins..." Thinking about this reminded me of my dead boyfriend Damien. i never got to tap that sweet ass of his, I thought to myself. But then I felt invigornated. I got up, and charged across the river and punched the troll in his back, causing severe injury. "THIS IS FOR MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD," i screamed. I then started to transform again, and broke his other diamond nipple. I took a shard and stabbed him in the brain with it. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, NIPPLEHEAD?!" i screamed. I then untransformed. I felt I crossed a line, but I was otherwise satisfied with the carnage. Suddenly the troll disappeared, and Katarga returned. "What the shit happened?" I turned at her. "Oh, there was a troll with diamond titties but yknow, we killed it." Katara thought for a second. "Damn, I know the bitch what sent that." She then looked proud. "Good work, men! I declaat this mission a success! Let's head back," she said marching with her wood and ruby sword. "You're gonna be wildly awesome," she whispered to it.
After what felt like agez of walking, we finaly got back to the school. Katara put her hand on my shoulder. "You did good. You're very talented. You'll have your grade tommorw." She looked at my fiends. "You, too." She walked away cooig at her sword. "Well that went well," I moaned. Sumire and Nadia agreed. We went back home and got back down to our underware. We were sexier than yo mama. Sumire's titties were the most out, so she was really sexy. "You're so beautiful," I said gothically. Sumire sighed. "Satan cursed me with this beauty but I must live with it." Nadia smirked. "You're sexy, like so sexy. You're making me so emo," she said as the two started darkly making out. I blusshed. "Woah... you guys are.." Before I could reply, everything went dark.
"Well, well, well! Look WHOOOO we have here!" I KNOW THAT VOICE! iT WAS HIM! "Youu! YOU'RE BACK!" I was suddenly captivated by anger, loathing, and a twinge of eroticism. "I'll fucking kill you," I said as I ran at him, but my punch went throug his breakfast. "Hauhauhau! You can't hit me, I'm a hallucinatioon!" Him crossed his legs flashing hi hot pink pantis. "It's been a while, how have youuuuu been?" I sat angrily. "How da fuck do you think" Him luaghed at me. "Listen here missy, your live will get harder. Not now, but soon, in the future. Later." He disappeared, first his clothes, then him. I came back to reality. Nadia and Sumire looked conenr. "Are you okay?You blacked out and we thought our sexy lgbt antics may have disturbed you." I smiled sadly. "No it's okay. I thought they were pretty cool."
I went to bed that night, thinking alonely. "What's going to happen? Am i going to die? Will Him kill Me?" I felt sad and gothic, and i fell asleep as the light shone on my pale depressed bosom.
