Time to either Linc or Swim
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Title card: Linc or Swim
"Pool-themed episode?" asked Principal Huggins.
"I'm game." said Albert.
[The sun is shining really bright today, the sound of mosquitos buzzing and water splashing can be heard. Camera cuts to a sign reading "Royal Woods Community Pool". Camera zooms down to reveal Lincoln, wearing swimming trunks, stepping out of the changing room and tugging his trunks nice and tightly.]
Lincoln: [to viewers] "Ah! On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool." [He dashes towards the pool.] "CANNONBALL!"
[The sound of a whistle halts him to a stop. The camera goes up, showing a concerned face on him.]
Lifeguard: "Loud family, out!"
[The Loud kids are seen leaving the pool.]
Lynn: "But we were just having fun."
Lifeguard: "Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun"."
Mrs. Jelinski: [shaking her fist in anger.] "I just replaced this hip!"
[The other seniors look back at the kids with concerned or angry expressions.]
"Lynn, what did we say about chicken fighting at public pools?" Rita exclaimed.
"And it was a senior swim no less!" added Lynn Sr.
"Sorry." Lynn winced.
"Say, do any of those seniors look familiar?" Carl asked out loud.
Everyone looked closer at the screen.
"Hey yeah, that woman looks like Miss Fowl from Jimmy Neutron." said Stella.
"And that old man looks like Grandpa Phil from Hey Arnold!." added Rusty.
"I spy Lou Pickles!" said Sid.
"And there's Miss Blithers from Invader Zim." said Zach.
"And that looks like Iroh from Avatar: The Last Airbender." said Paula.
"Wow, their resemblances are uncanny." said Agnes.
[Screen wipe to show a sign called "Huntington Oaks Community Pool". Camera pans down to show Lincoln stepping out of the changing room, tugging on his trunks to check if it's firm.]
Lincoln: [sighs] "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool... one town over." [Lincoln prepares to do another cannonball.] "CANNONBALL!"
[Like last time, the sound of a whistle makes Lincoln halt to a stop, the camera pans up, to reveal his face, which has a rather ticked off expression.]
Lifeguard: "Loud family, out!"
[The Loud kids are seen leaving, while the lifeguard shoves Lincoln out. Lana can be seen holding a spoon.]
Lana: "But we were just having fun."
Lifeguard: "Drinking pool water is not fun."
Lana: "But it tastes like chicken noodle soup."
Lifeguard: "Fine, but did you have to add the celery and carrots?"
[The camera zooms out to reveal that Lana has littered the pool with slices of celery and carrots. The lifeguard scoops some of these slices out with his pool skimmer.]
"Drinking pool water?" Ronnie Anne asked in disgust, everyone else sharing the same expression.
"And throwing vegetables in them?" Carl added in disgust.
"So unsanitary!" exclaimed Harold.
"Lana…" Lynn Sr. and Rita said with frowns.
Lana chuckled sheepishly. "Sorry." she said.
[Screen wipe to show another sign which reads "Hazeltucky Community Pool." A rooster crows and goat bleating can be heard in the background. The camera pans down to show Lincoln once again stepping out of the changing room, but has a rather irritated expression.]
Lincoln: "On a hot summer day, oh, you know the rest." [He once again dashes towards the pool.] "CANNONBALL!"
[Lincoln finally jumps in, but at that moment, the lifeguard blows her whistle and swiftly catches Lincoln with her skimmer. Lincoln gets mad.]
Lifeguard: "Loud family, out!" [She drops Lincoln out her skimmer.]
[The Loud kids are seen leaving once again.]
Lori: "But we were just having fun."
Lily: "Poo-poo."
Lifeguard: "Fecal incidents are not fun."
[Camera cuts to the now emptied pool, where people in hazmat suits scrub the walls of the pool to get rid of Lily's excrement while pedestrians look on.]
"Ugh, that is never fun." Lynn Sr. sighed.
"I'm just glad Lily's potty trained now." Rita said thankfully.
"We're progressing with Carlitos." said Frida.
"Where were you guys that whole time?" Maria asked the parents.
"Work." they both said in unison.
"At least you had air conditioning." Luan grunted.
[Camera shows another glance of the sun, then it shows the eleven siblings walking home.]
Lori: "Come on, guys. We'll just find another pool."
Lisa: "Actually, we've been suspended from every aquatic recreation center within a 60-mile radius."
[The gang stops and groans in agony.]
Lori: "Seriously? How are we gonna keep cool now?"
[The girls, except Lily, start complaining.]
"They can't ban you forever, can they?" asked Rocky.
"Well the first two are understandable, but Lily soiling the pool is an uncontrollable scenario." said Lisa.
"Maybe someday they'll forgive them." said Bobby.
"One can only hope Bobby." sighed Lori.
Lincoln: "So that's it, then. No more pool for the Louds." [gets an idea] "That's it! 'Pool for the Louds!' Why didn't I think of that sooner?" [Heads off while 9 of his sisters continue complaining.]
"What's the Man With a Plan got now?" Girl Jordan asked.
"You'll see." said Lincoln.
[Over at Good Sport Sporting Goods, Lincoln is looking for a new swimming pool and picks up the DELUX SWIMMING POOL which is Muscle Fish approved and has a warning label that says it has dangerous levels of fun and is a drowning hazard.]
Lincoln: "Whoa. The perfect family pool. Just imagine..."
[Lincoln has a fantasy about getting ready to dive into his new pool.]
Lincoln: "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool." [charges toward it] "CANNONBALL!" [suddenly comes to a screeching halt.]
Lola: "Ah ah ah! Don't you dare splash me, Lincoln Loud! This outfit cannot get wet."
[It is revealed that his sisters have taken up the pool even in his own fantasy.]
"How did they get there so fast?" Arturo asked in amazement.
"It's a fantasy Mr. Santiago." said Luna.
The Latino doctor nodded in understanding.
Lincoln: "But it's a swimsuit."
Lola: [scoffs] "It's a swim gown, you Philistine."
Lana: [adding the celery and carrots and singing.] "Mama's little baby loves shortenin', shortenin" [scoops some water up and takes a sip.]
Lynn: "Who whats to chicken fight?"
[Luna lets out a war cry.]
Leni: [with a chicken on her back] "I'm in!"
[The chicken tries to get away while Leni holds on tight.]
Lana: "Mmm...just what my soup needs..."
Lincoln: "I can't even get into the pool in my own fantasy!"
Lori: "FECAL INCIDENT!"
[All the girls except Lily run away for obvious reasons.]
Lincoln: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
[End fantasy]
"Yeesh, even in your own fantasy sequence." said Zach.
Lincoln: "Maybe not so perfect." [puts it back and finds an individual one.] "Oh! Paradise for One. Just imagine..." [imagines himself in the pool on a small island in the middle of the ocean.] "Now this is a pool I can really get into." [singing and heading for the exit] "Lincoln's little baby loves shortenin', short-" [triggers the alarm] "Whoops. Gotta pay first." [heads to the check out counter]
Everyone chuckled as Lincoln blushed.
"Don't worry honey, I bet a bunch of us have done that numerous times before." said Rita.
A lot of murmurs of agreement went around as Lincoln smiled at that.
[The Loud House; the girls are in the kitchen trying to cool off with the contents from the freezer; Lincoln sees them and tries to hide his pool kit from them.]
Leni: "Hey, Linc. Wanna chill with us?"
Luan: "'Chill'! Good one, Leni!" [laughs]
Leni: "Good what?"
A few chuckles of amusement went around.
Lincoln: "Thanks, but I don't mind the heat. But, uh, you guys keep cool in here. Definitely no reason to go outside. I wouldn't even bother looking out there. Am I talking too much? I feel like I'm talking too much." [leaves]
"Way to be subtle, Loud." Mr. Grouse snorted.
Lincoln blushed.
Lisa: "He's clearing suffering the first symptoms of heat stroke. Now, pass the frozen succotash."
[Lynn tosses the succotash to her.]
Lana: "Scoot over. You're melting the broccoli."
Lola: "Well, stop breathing on the frozen carrots!"
Luan: "Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you!" [laughs while her sisters groan]
"Ah that never gets old." Albert chuckled.
[While they're cooling off, Lincoln sneaks off into the backyard.]
Lincoln: [breathing heavily] "Phew." [dumps out pool kit and instructions] "The manual? Psst. Who needs the manual?"
"Everyone, elder brother." said Lisa.
"Yeah I know." Lincoln sighed. "And I learned that the hard way."
Lincoln: [tries setting up pool only to make it look like a camping tent.] "What the?" [tries again and makes it look like a sailboat; tries again and it looks like a unicorn; wrestles with it and gets bucked into the trash can; pulls out the manual.] "Ah, the manual. Everyone needs the manual." [unfolds it]
"My point exactly." said Lisa.
"Still man, turning an inflatable pool into a tent, boat, and unicorn is impressive." said Rusty.
"Your artistic skills are amazing." commented Frida.
"Uh thanks." Lincoln smiled. "But, I was trying to assemble a pool, not make art."
"You'd be surprised how many people turn things into art without even trying." said Principal Ramirez.
"Definitely." nodded Principal Rivers. "Such creativeness from the minds amazes me."
[The first thing he tries is using a bike pump to inflate it, but it breaks.]
Lincoln: "Whoops."
"That did explain why we needed a new bike handle." Lynn commented.
Lincoln: [sees the nozzle] "I guess it's just you and me now." [breathes into it deeply a few times but gets too lightheaded to keep trying; passes out for a bit and now half of his body is sunburned; touches it.] "Ouch! My sunburn!"
"Ooh!" everyone cringed.
"Ah, that's gotta hurt!" grimaced Carl.
"Well at least you guys don't have to worry about it." Lincoln told the Casagrandes.
"Whaddya mean?" asked Ronnie Anne.
"Well, you guys have more melanin." Lincoln said.
"Actually, that's a myth." said Lisa. "Melanin does provide some level of protection from ultraviolet rays, or rather, sun rays, it isn't a substitute for sunscreen."
"She's right." said Carlos. "People of African and Latin America descents can, and go, get sunburned."
"He's right." said Clyde. "My Dad had one once."
"It's true." Harold said as he grimaced at the memory.
"And I can get it too." said Roger.
"Yeah, I had a very nasty one last summer." Carlotta shuddered.
"Yeah, you were peeling faster than a banana." Carl chortled.
"Carl!" Frida scolded.
Lincoln: [tries pumping up the pool with a pair of bellows and inflates it perfectly and closes the nozzle and notices a bee.] "Oh, no, you don't..." [shoos it away, gets chased by it, and gets stung.]
"Ouch!" many people said with a grimace.
"First passing out, then sunburn, then stung by a bee?" Stella said.
"Boy, that day really wasn't your day Lincoln." said Paula.
"You have no idea." Lincoln said as he shot his sisters a look.
Lincoln: "I sure showed that bee." [the bee stings and pops the pool.] "Dang it."
"Stupid bee." muttered Lincoln.
[The pool gets a patch where the sting occurred and is fully inflated and Lincoln is hosing water into it and notices the shadow from the tree is casting over it; he moves the pool to the sun while the water comes out and now the pool is empty; he then touches his two painful spots.]
Lincoln: "Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting!"
"Oooh!" everyone grimaced again.
"That must've been painful!" Lana cringed.
"You did get better right bro?" Luna asked in concern.
"I did." said Lincoln. "Lisa helped pull out the stinger and gave me some ointment. I then put on some allo on my sunburn."
"Glad to be of service." Lisa smiled.
[Later, he finally gets it set up.]
Lincoln: "And now, to suit up and cool down." [charges off into trash can] "Ouch! My sunburn and my bee sting and my twisted ankle!"
"Oh jeez!" Clyde grimaced like everyone else in the dimension.
"Sorry you had to go through that bro." Lynn said in sympathy.
Lincoln smiled at that.
"Wait, how come you didn't call 911 about your ankle?" Maria asked.
"Lisa." Lincoln replied.
"Makes sense." said Liam. "She did help me when I had a noodle-arm."
[Lincoln has changed into his swim trunks, finally ready to bask in his paradise for one.]
Lincoln: "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in your own pool." [charges] "CANNONBALL!" [comes to a screeching halt] "Aah!" [discovers that Lori and Leni have found out about the pool and are now lounging in it.]
"Seriously?" Ronnie Anne asked in surprise and disbelief.
"How did you even find out?" asked Sid.
"We saw." Lori replied.
Lincoln: "How the...when did...what are you guys doing here?"
Lori: "Lincoln, this is literally genius. Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool? Right?" [raises a toast with Leni.]
Leni: "Are you getting in? There's totes room for one more."
"I don't see that." said CJ.
"Did you girls even ask Lincoln for permission if you could swim in the pool he bought?" Lynn Sr. asked.
"With his own money?" Rita added sternly.
The girls all traded nervous glances.
"I think that's your answer," said Kotaro.
Lynn Sr. and Rita sighed.
Lincoln: "Um, actually..." [shows them the package] "...there's only room for one. See? Says so on the box. Paradise for-
Lynn: [pounces on Lincoln] "CHICKEN FIGHT! I call Lincoln!"
[Lincoln tries to get up, but is struggling to carry Lynn on his shoulders.]
Lynn: "Come on, partner! You gotta plant those feet!"
Lincoln: "Whoa!" [collapses] "Oof!"
"Lynn!" Lynn Sr. and Rita exclaimed.
"Sorry bro." Lynn said apologetically.
Lincoln reassuringly waved it off.
[The girls are having a pool party right in their backyard while Lily is running around in the nude.]
"And fantasy becomes reality." said Benny.
"Except with a different pool." Boris pointed out.
Lincoln: [chasing her with her diaper] "Lily! No skinny dipping!"
Lynn Sr. and Rita cringed when a certain memory came to them.
"You two alright?" Howard asked.
"Uh, y-y-yeah, we're fine." Lynn Sr. said with a nervous smile.
Lincoln: [gets splashed by Lynn and sees Lisa adding some kind of chemical.] "Lisa! No! What do you think you're doing?"
Lisa: "Testing sanitation levels. I've concocted a special serum that will detect and eliminate urine, AKA tinkle, in H2O."
"Gross, but clever." mused said David.
"Much obliged." said Lisa.
Lincoln: "I'm sure no one here would..."
[Lisa adds the serum anyway and the water evaporates and bursts into a pink smoke within seconds; it reveals that Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, and Lola had peed in the pool, proved by their rosy cheeks, except Lisa and Lincoln.]
Lisa: "Hmm... unprecedented levels."
"EWW!" everyone exclaimed.
Like their on-screen sleeves, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, and Lola blushed in embarrassment.
"All of you except Lisa and Lily peed in Lincoln's pool?!" Sid exclaimed in disgust.
"That is so gross!" gagged Carlota.
"Disgusting!" Ronnie Anne gagged.
"It's one thing to fart in the pool, but relieving yourself in it is a whole different kind of disgusting." Margo shuddered.
"At least it wasn't a fecal incident." said Liam.
"Still, unsanitary." shuddered Agnes.
"We'll be talking about this later girls." Lynn Sr. scolded, making the girls, bar Lisa and Lily, blush even further.
[Lincoln washes the pool and refills it and the party continues; Luan and Leni are playing Marco Polo.]
Luan: "Marco!"
Leni: "Marco!"
Luan: "No, Leni. I'm Marco. You're Polo."
Leni: "Then who's Leni?"
Everyone facepalmed.
[Luan was dumbfounded, Lily is about to go skinny dipping again.]
Lincoln: "Oh, no no no no no!" [grabs her and puts her in her diaper] "No fecal incidents in my pool! I'm watching you, Lily." [sees Lucy floating and gasps in horror] "Lucy? I didn't know you liked to swim."
Lucy: "I'm not swimming. I'm trying to see if I'm a witch. Am I floating?"
Lincoln: "Yes."
Lucy: "Wicked."
"So… is she a witch?" Rusty asked scaredly.
"No, it is possible for people of all kinds to float in water." said Carlos.
Lucy pouted as Haiku patted her back.
[Lily has escaped her diaper yet again.]
Lincoln: [gives chase] Get back here!"
"She really hates being in her diaper." mused Ronnie Anne.
"Why is that?" asked Bobby.
"No idea." shrugged Luan.
"I guess she just loved being naked inside and outside." shrugged Lana.
Lily giggled.
"Well at least she liked wearing clothes now." said Lola.
[Cut to Lynn with a pool noodle with Lana is standing on the edge, as Lola is lounging.]"
Lynn: "You know what your soup needs? Noodles!" [bonks Lana with a pool noodle.]
Lana: [grabs one] "Bring it!"
Lola: "STOP SPLASHING ME!"
"When you're in a pool, you're gonna get splashed Lola." said Winston.
"Same thing at the beach." said Skippy.
"Yeah I know." Lola nodded.
Lincoln: "Guys, no horseplay!"
Luan: "What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln.]
"And now you guys are doing what you did that got you kicked out." Fransisco deadpanned.
Lincoln: [flies right into Bobby.] "Huh? Bobby? What are you doing here?"
Bobby: "Lori said there was an opening for a lifeguard at Casa Loud." [blows whistle] "Everyone out! Senior swim!"
Lincoln: "What? There aren't any old people here!"
Lori: "Um, hello! High school senior?" [points to self and gets in] "Shoo shoo. Oh, this really is paradise for one."
"Really Lori?" Carol deadpanned.
"It was Lincoln's pool in the first place!" Girl Jordan said with a glare.
Lynn Sr. and Rita gave Lori disapproving looks, making her look away in shame.
[Lincoln gets enraged, grabs Bobby's whistle, and blows into it.]
Lincoln: "THAT...IS...IT!
[Everyone gives Lincoln their attention and Lynn bonks Lana with her noodle.]
Lincoln: "In case you guys haven't noticed, this is my pool! I bought it and spent all day setting it up, and I haven't even gotten in it yet! I'm too busy keeping all of you from ruining it!"
Lynn: "But we were just having fun!"
Lincoln: "Loud family, out!"
"Can't say I blame him." said Ronnie Anne before Rita and Lynn Sr. could scold Lincoln.
"Whaddya mean cuz?" asked Carl.
"Well think about it like this," said Ronnie Anne as she addressed the whole group. "Because of some of the girls' actions, all of the Louds in general were kicked out of many pools. And Lincoln willingly bought one for himself just because he wanted his own kind of pool fun."
"And he barely even got to have any of that after passing out, getting sunburn, getting stung by a bee, and twisting his ankle." Clyde said in agreement.
"And then all of a sudden the sisters come and claim it for themselves when Lincoln was the one who paid for it with his own money." Stella added.
"Then you start doing the things that got you kicked out of the other pools as well." Rusty said.
"Chicken fights, turning the pool into soup, and more." Zach said, counting on his fingers.
"Not to mention peeing in it." Liam muttered.
"And then the whole bogus 'Senior Swim' thing." added Mollie.
"Even if it does look selfish on Lincoln's part, I think we all know who was really in the wrong that day." said Ronnie Anne.
The girls sighed in guilt.
"They're right." Lori sighed. "We were being stipud and selfish."
"We kept saying that we were having fun but all we did was make a mess of every pool we've ever been too." sighed Lana.
"And Linc had been through so much for a pool of his own and we ended up making it all for nothing." Luna said in shame.
"You girls could've bought pools for yourselves." CJ suggested.
"Good idea CJ!" said Maria. "And you could've bought a kiddie pool for Lily."
"And then you could do the things you wanted in your own pools without upsetting anyone." Hector said in agreement.
"I think the family budget might've been steady for that." Lynn Sr. said.
"Probably." Rita shrugged.
The girls turned to Lincoln.
"We're sorry Lincoln." said Lucy. "We didn't mean to ruin your pool-themed fun."
Lincoln smiled. "Aw, I couldn't stay mad at you about it forever." he said.
The girls smiled at that.
[Everyone reluctantly leaves]
Lincoln: "Finally. Time to...CANNONBALL!" [charges and comes to yet another screeching halt.] "What? Warning. No cannonballs. May cause tears. How did I not notice this before? Eh, I'll just rip this off." [notices another label] "No removing the warning label? Sheesh! What can I do?"
"Ooh, that sucks." said Fransisco.
Lincoln: [gets in] "That's all right. This is still gonna be paradise for one." [starts to get a little bored and tries doing some of the things his sisters did like kicking back, lounging, playing Marco Polo...] "Marco! Marco!" [...and playing with the noodles, but nothing interests him, and he pulls out a carrot slice from Lana's soup recipe.] "Ugh!" [tosses it aside; remembers all the fun his sisters had and misses them]
"You're realizing that you had more fun with your sisters than solo in your own pool huh?" Sam asked with a gentle smile.
"Got it in one." Lincoln replied.
Lincoln: [hears some splashing.] "What's going on?" [goes to check it out]
[It turns out the girls and Bobby are hanging out front with the Delux swimming pool Lincoln originally planned to get with Luna playing on a steel drum and Lori taking photos of her darling lifeguard.]
Lori: "Oh, that's fierce, babe."
"Yeah, fiercely weird." Carl gagged.
"Welcome to my world." Ronnie Anne sighed.
"Did you girls buy that thing with all of your money?" asked Grant.
"We sure did." said Lori.
[Lynn and Lana are resuming their noodle fight.]
Lynn: [strikes] "En garde!"
Lana: [counters and knocks Lynn into the water] "Have at thee! Ha!"
Lola: [sealing up her swim gown in a protective wrap] "Just because I'm fabulous doesn't mean I can't have fun." [slides down and swims] "La-la-la, la-la-la"
"True that Lols." said Lynn.
[Lucy and Lily apply sunscreen to each other.]
"Aww!" everyone gushed.
"That's literally adorable." Lori grinned.
Lucy looked over at Lily with a smile and rubbed her hair, making the 2-year-old giggle.
Luan: "Okay, this time, instead of Marco Polo, why don't we just use our real names?"
Leni: "Okay. So, I'm..." [sees her brother] "Lincoln?"
Luan: "Boy, you really don't get this game at all, do you?" [then notices what Leni meant] "Oh, hey, Linc!"
"For once, no need to facepalm." mused Dana.
"Why's that?" asked Leni.
"Oh no reason." Joey said quickly.
Lincoln: "Hey, guys...what's all this?"
Lori: "Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool, we decided to-"
Luan: "-pool our money to get this one!" [laughs and gets more exasperated groans from everyone and gets bonked by Lynn's noodle.] "That's using your noodle!" [laughs some more] "Ow."
"Good one!" Giggles laughed.
Leni: "Aren't you gonna get in? There's totes room for one more."
Lincoln: "You're gonna let me use your pool, even though I kicked you out of mine?"
Lola: "Well, he was kind of a meanie."
Lucy: "Not to mention selfish."
Lori: "And bossy."
Bobby: "And he stole my whistle!"
"You're the ones to talk." Stella admonished before adding, "Except you Bobby."
"Oh thanks." Bobby smiled while the girls winced in guilt.
Luan: "But that doesn't mean he can't use our pool."
Lincoln: "Really?"
Lynn: "Well, duh. It's more fun with all of us."
Leni: "Yeah! All ten of us!"
Lucy: "Leni, there are eleven of us."
Leni: "Oh, that's right. I forgot Marco."
"There it is." Dana sighed as she and everyone else facepalmed.
Lincoln: "Well, in that case...CANNONBALL!" [cannonballs right in]
[What they don't know is that there's a warning label prohibiting cannonballs on the INSIDE of the pool; this unfortunate oversight destroys the pool and ruins their party.]
Lincoln: "NOOOOOO!"
"Well that sucks." said Chaz.
"That is just poor merchandising." said Hector, shaking his head. "I mean, who puts a warning label inside the pool?"
"A major bobo, that's who." Rosa said, folding her arms.
"You oughta sue the company." said Becky.
"If we had the money to pay for a lawyer." sighed Rita.
"If you're ever in a rut that requires a lawyer, Seymour, Bernie, and I know some guys." Albert offered.
Rita and Lynn Sr. pondered that.
Luna: "Whoa, dude...looks like pool's out for summer."
Lori: "How we are gonna keep cool now?"
Lisa: "I'll go get the frozen succotash."
Lincoln: "No worries, guys. I got just the thing."
[Everyone is cramped inside Paradise for One, making it paradise for a dozen.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "So, it turns out that a pool, and basically everything that's awesome in life, is more fun when everyone gets to be a part of it."
"Even if it was cramped, it was nice to have you girls, and Bobby, in it." Lincoln smiled.
The girls and Bobby smiled at Lincoln for that.
[Bobby blows his whistle.]
Bobby: "Fecal incident!"
Kids: "LOUD FAMILY, OUT!"
[All except Lily get out of the pool, making it pretty obvious that Lily was the cause of the fecal incident.]
Lily: [giggles in her own paradise for one.]
"Eww!" everyone cringed.
"So much for that." said Clyde.
"So what happened after that?" asked Rocky.
"We all went inside and turned the air conditioner on full blast." said Lucy.
"We let Bobby stay for dinner and we watched the Dreamboat." added Lori.
"Hey Linky, we're sorry for taking over your pool." Leni apologized.
"That's okay girls." Lincoln smiled. "And I'm sorry for blowing my lid."
"Completely understandable little bro." Lori smiled.
"With that said, let's move on." said Lynn Sr.
Everyone faced the screen again as the next title card popped up.
To be continued…
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