Me: There making a KotLC movie.
Sophie: Okay?
Keefe: They better get someone with good hair to play me.
Me: I guaranty you that not all the characters will look the same.
Fitz: That's gonna make the fandom mad.
Me: Ya. I don't think peoples movie wish's will be satisfied.
Biana: Then we should make a movie!
Me: I don't think we can do it. only let's me share words.
Biana: Details.
Dex: So were doing this?
Biana: Yes!
Fitz: When Biana gets an Idea it's hard to dissuade her.
Biana: So true. Okay scene one happens at a museum in Sophie home town. Teleport us there.
They teleport to the destination
Tam: I don't know how this is going to work.
Me: To add to that the museum is closed do to covid.
Biana: Could somebody who knows outward channelling please outward channel the door.
Dex: I can just look pick the lock.
Biana: That's a much better solution.
Dex lock picks the lock.
Biana: Okay were did the story start?
Sophie: This won't work. We don't have extra's to play my past classmates.
Biana: Then will go find them.
Fitz: I'm preatty sure it's not legal for humans to have large gathering's. They might get sick.
Biana: They can wear mask's.
Me: It will take more than a chapter for it to happen.
Biana: We'v done story's that carry over to the next chapter before.
Me: I've already righten part of the next chapter and the plot will only work if it's chapter 20/21 (incase you forgot I skipped chapter 13).
Biana: We could carry it on on chapter 22.
Me: I don't feel like righting it.
Biana: We could get a new author to continue the story.
Me: Or I could just end this story.
Keefe: You could get us all killed if you continue bugging him. Wait do we die if we stop existing.
Me: I think the outcome is the same.
Fitz: I take it you don't believe in an after life.
Me: When you die it will be like before you were conceived. (Like it was before you were born.)
Linh: I don't know about the rest of you but what does conceived mean.
Me: It's when your mom got pregnant with you.
Keefe: How does that happen?
Me: I know what your getting at and it's not funny and I can't talk about it because this is rated K+.
Keefe: It was a serious question.
Me: Wait. Do elves have sex ed.
Sophie: They actually don't. Don't worry, Grady's given me a REALLY LONG AND AWKWARD TALK ABOUT IT.
Me: But what about Keefe, Tam and Linh who have questionable parents.
Tam: We just don't know that stuff.
Me: I know the perfect person to teach you guys.
Keefe: Whenever I sense excitement from him it's usually a bad thing.
Me: Your body guard's!
Ro: There is no way I'm teaching him sex ed. It was not in the bodyguard job description.
Me: Was black mailing him with his love life to get him to use his voice in the job discription.
Ro: To bad I'm not unionized.
Me: Moral of the story. Unionize.
Tam: You know you said you were going to be politically unbiased.
Me: Unions make capitalism less evil. I will support it.
Dex: I'm hacking your computer and ending this chapter so you don't make any more biased remarks.
Me: I knew I should have been using a linux computer. (Linux computers are harder to hack.)
The end of this chapter.
