The Umbrella Academy Trailer

"Okay, let's get this party started." Bill said, floating to his seat.

"What do you think it's about?" Ruby asked as she looked around.

Velvet shrugged "Maybe magic."

"Aliens?" Weiss guessed.

"Alien robots?" Yang guessed with a grin.

"I hope it's superheroes." Ruby said.

Oscar nodded "Me too."

"Is everyone ready?" Bill asked and they nodded.

Bill clicked the remote as the trailer started.

A city was shown at night.

"In October 1989, 43 women gave birth." Watts narrated as a man was shown walking through a hallway following the sounds of a crying baby.

"At the same time?" Glynda asked.

"I don't think so." Ozpin said.

A pregnant woman was then shown surfacing out of water. The woman was then shown surrounded as a baby was handed to her.

"None of these women have been pregnant when the day first began." Watts explained.

Everyone widened their eyes in shock.

"What!!!" Most of the theater shouted.

"How is that even possible?" Weiss asked.

"What guy is that talented?!" Mercury asked and he got a swift kick in the face from Neo.

'Dummy!' Neo wrote on a sticky note a pasted it on his forehead.

Ozpin looked at the woman and the baby then he looked in her eyes.

"How much do you want for it?" Ozpin asked.

"Ozpin!" Taiyang shouted.

Ozpin blinked in shock at what his other self is willing to do.

"Why would you want to buy someone's baby?" Summer asked in shock.

"Better question is why would you ask how much she wants for it? That's just bad busine-AGH!!!" Roman shouted as he received an uppercut from both Cinder and Neo.

They may be criminals but even they had morals.

A mansion was shown overhead then 6 baby carriages were shown being taken into the mansion.

"I have adopted 6 children." Ozpin stated.

"You bought 6 children." Raven said.

"Isn't adoption just technically buying kids also?" Adam asked.

Sienna thought about it then nodded.

"Then it's actually the same thing, isn't it?" Adam asked.

"Shut up Adam!" Raven and Vernal shouted.

Ozpin was shown standing with the child versions of Ruby, Cinder, Blake, Jaune, Ren and Yatsuhashi stood with him in a school uniform.

"It had to be us." Ren said with a sigh.

"Oh my gosh!! You guys are so cute!!" Summer shouted.

Emerald was about to say something but Cinder glared at her.

"Not a word." Cinder said.

Ozpin was shown looking down at the kids that were at the bottom of a large amount of stairs as they all wore green jump suits.

"Gifted with abilities." Ozpin continued as Blake blew a whistle and they started running up the stairs.

As they ran Ruby was shown teleporting to the front and continued running.

"Far beyond the ordinary." Ozpin said.

"Ruby, you just teleported!!" Yang shouted in shock.

"Woah!!" Ruby said in awe.

"So are they like the only ones who have semblances?" Qrow asked.

"Maybe, but they did say there were 43 and this is just 6." Glynda answered.

"You think you knew?" Taiyang asked as he looked at Ozpin.

"I'm not sure." Ozpin answered.

Ruby was shown teleporting behind a robber as she wore a mask on her eyes and had a smirk.

Yatsuhashi was shown slamming a robber's head onto a table then Ren was shown throwing a butterfly knife.

"I knew it! It's superheroes!!" Ruby shouted in glee.

"So we're all a superhero team?" Blake asked.

"Aww man! I wish I was a superhero." Nora said with a pout.

"Oh the face she'll have when we get to Marvel." Bill whispered to himself.

People were shown cheering and taking pictures as the kids stood in a row and Ozpin stood in front.

"I give you, The Umbrella Academy!" Ozpin announced.

"So you guys are famous." Roman said

"Why The Umbrella Academy?" Nora asked confused.

"Why Beacon Academy?" Bill asked.

17 YEARS LATER

"Timeskip!" Nora shouted.

The kids were now grown up and were outside in the rain, each of them had umbrellas, as Yatsuhashi poured ashes to the ground.

"So I died." Ozpin sad sadly.

"Sorry man." Qrow said

"Does anyone wish to speak?" Watts asked.

"He was a monster." Ren said.

Jaune started to laugh with a cigarette in hand.

"Jaune are you smoking!?" Saphron asked in shock.

"What? No! It's other me apperently!" Jaune defended.

Pyrrha, Velvet and Saphron all frowned at him "You better not!!" They all shouted.

"Why does this seem familiar?" Yang asked herself.

"So you were a bad dad?" Raven asked with a smirk.

"It seems so." Ozpin said.

"You must've done something terrible for your own kids to call you a monster at your funeral." Roman said as he snickered.

"They aren't his." Cinder reminded.

'True.' Neo agreed nodding

"Everthing about our family is insane." Ruby narrated.

As Glynda was shown and a radio was being turned up.

"Don't I know it." Ruby said with a smile as she remembered the crazy things her and her family have done.

Ren was shown dancing and spinning.

Yang laughed "Ren you can dance?"

"You don't know?? Ren is an amazing dancer!" Nora said.

Then Yatsuhashi was also shown dancing.

"And Yatsu is not." Coco said.

"I try." Yatsuhashi said with a small smirk.

Cinder was also shown doing her own dance move.

Cinder blushed in embarrassment while some cheered.

"She's actually pretty good." Melanie said.

"Go Cinder!" Emerald cheered.

Blake was also shown dancing.

"Blake~ I didn't know you danced." Kali said with a smirk.

"I don't." Blake said with a frown.

The camera zoomed out to show they were all dancing at the same time but in different rooms.

"She's right, they are crazy." Winter said.

"Oh come on, it's not that bad." Taiyang reasoned.

Jaune was shown breaking a glass over his head then Cinder smirking as she sipped some whiskey.

"I stand corrected." Taiyang said with a frown as Winter smirked in victory.

"You adopted a bunch of sociopaths." James said to Ozpin.

"I can tell." Ozpin said

Cinder, Blake, Ren and Jaune were shown in a room.

"Is that my skirt?" Cinder asked as she pointed at Jaune.

He in fact was wearing a skirt.

"Oh yeah." Jaune said with whiskey in hand and cigarette in his mouth "Its very breathy on the bits."

Ruby rolled her eyes "Nice to see nothing's changed."

Most of the theater had their eyes wide.

"So is this Jaune uh..." Weiss trailed off.

"Gay?" Blake asked.

Jaune jaw dropped and cried anime tears "Why me?" He muttered to himself.

"And that Ruby looks so..." Yang trailed off.

"Not Ruby." Velvet finished for her.

"Maybe you should start wearing skirts?" Emerald asked Mercury with a smirk.

"Nah. I'm more of a kilt guy." Mercury answered.

Salem ignored them as she chuckled "I'm starting to like this Arc."

"I jumped forward and got stuck in the future." Ruby said as she was shown using her power on the street and she teleported to a wasteland were everything was destroyed.

Everyone gasped at What they saw.

"Yes." Salem said with a smirk.

"This could be our future." Ozpin said grimly.

"We can't let that happen." Glynda said.

"So is it teleportation or time travel?" Neptune asked.

"Maybe it's both." Sun said with a shrug.

"Man! Ruby always gets the cool stuff." Yang said with a pout.

"Says the one who got an alien robot in another universe." Ruby said.

Yang flicked her forehead and Ruby kicked her shins. Both glared at each other and started fighting as a cartoon dust cloud appeared.

"That's enough you two." Taiyang said as he pulled Yang back and Oscar pulled Ruby back.

"Whatever!" They both said with pouts as most rolled their eyes.

"Do you know what I found?" Ruby asked a freaked out Blake.

Ruby was shown looking around in horror then she started running through the destroyed city.

"Absolutely nothing." Ruby said as she was shown kneeling in front of their mansion but it was completely destroyed.

"What happened?" Velvet asked in shock.

"Salem." Ozpin said with his eyes narrowed.

"How can you be so sure?" James asked.

"It has to be." Ozpin said.

Bill rolled his eye "Not everything is about Salem, wizard."

"When's this supposed to happen?" Yatsuhashi asked.

"In 8 days." Ruby said emotionlessly.

Blake was shown sighing "Oh, shit."

"Language!" Jaune said, Yang rolled her eyes and slapped the back of his head.

"8 days and their world is destroyed?" Pyrrha asked in horror.

"Shit indeed." Roman said.

Emerald and Mercury were shown.

"There is someone out there who is trying to stop me from preventing the apocalypse." Ruby said.

"You two are still causing trouble even when the world is on the line?" Sienna asked shocked and angry.

"Well when you put it that way..." Emerald said as she rubbed the back of her head.

Men in masks were shown shooting up a room then Emerald was shown pointing a gun.

"This Emerald looks very deadly." Cinder said with a smirk.

Emerald pouted and muttered "I'm deadly too."

"We need the full force of the academy." Blake said as Jaune, Ren and Yatsuhashi were shown.

"Bingo." Ren said as he spotted something from his car.

Ruby was shown putting a knife against someone's throat.

Ruby gasped, she never thought she would do something like that.

"Now this is a Red I can respect." Roman said with a smirk.

Cinder was shown tripping a man then taking him down.

Yatsuhashi was shown hitting a man's throat then Jaune was shown spitting out something while inside a garbage dump.

Most cringed and some face turned green.

"This Jaune is disgusting." Weiss said.

"Nah, he just doesn't care." Sun said as he liked that Jaune.

Blake was shown holding a glass "Yay sisters?"

Cinder smirked "Yay sisters." She said as she clinked their glasses.

Cinder frowned in envy, she's never had much of a family to begin with now her alternate self is living the dream with one.

Blake looked at Cinder and she knew that look. It was one of loneliness, it might be a long shot but she would try to make friends with Cinder since she's been alone herself.

Ruby was shown teleporting while laying sideways.

"That is still a cool power." Nora said.

Men were shown shooting their guns

WHEN

Jaune was shown in a towel but he tied it up the way a girl would.

IT

Jaune groaned "This is my least favourite Jaune."

"Why? He's amusing." Salem said as she giggled.

Cinder, Mercury, Emerald, Tyrian, Hazel and Watts looked at her shocked. She has never giggled, are these trailers actually changing her?!

Cinder was shown doing the sign for crazy to Yatsuhashi.

RAINS

"She's not wrong." Cinder said.

People in masks were shown as they stood in the center of a fire.

IT POURS

"I'm digging the song." Neptune said as he bobbed his head to the song.

Cinder was shown dancing with Yatsuhashi in a suit and a dress.

"Do I even have to ask why?" Cinder asked with a groan.

"Isn't she like your sister or something?" Coco asked

Yatsuhashi looked at her and blushed but then he shushed her.

Jaune was shown shaking his head rapidly.

"Forget crazy, more like insane." Cardin said.

"When Cardin says it then you know it's bad." Blake whispered to Yang and she laughed out loud.

Cardin smiled, thinking that he mad her laugh. Poor Cardin.

Ren was shown kicking one of the masked men then Yatsuhashi was shown doing a battle roar as a large bubble was shown expanding.

"I want in." Nora said as she grinned at Ozpin.

"Excuse me?" Ozpin asked.

"I want in the Umbrella Academy!" Nora shouted.

"I cant-" Ozpin didn't finish as Neo appeared with a sign saying 'ME TOO!'

Ozpin deadpanned at them.

"Get up we're going." Ruby said As she walked up to Jaune knitting in bed.

"Where?" Jaune asked.

"To save the world."

"Oh is that all?" Jaune asked, saddened that he wouldn't finish his knitting.

Salem burst out laughing "This is my favourite one!"

"Okay." Cinder said freaked out.

A large blue storm was in the sky as they all stared it down.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Bill floated to the front and ripped his hat "So what'd you think?"

"Is there more? Specifically more of that Jaune Arc?" Salem asked.

Bill sighed "Come see me when we take an intermission."

"I actually have a question." Raven said.

"Yeah." Bill said.

"How come all of them aged and grew up but their Ruby stayed the same?" Raven asked.

Most nodded in agreement for the question.

"Something about her powers over time I guess." Bill said with a shrug.

"Well that was a half-assed answer." Sienna said.

"So are we ready to move on?" Bill asked.

Everyone nodded and Bill returned to his seat as he got ready to start the next one.