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Valentines

Ruby woke up on her bed, stretching. "Mmm! That was wonderful…" She said and then looked down to her side, spotting a note and a box underneath it. "Hmm? What's this?" She wondered as she opened the note.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rhymes are cliche and I stink at 'em. Here's a box of your favorite treat! Love you! Happy Valentine's Day! - Pit."

"Oooh!" Ruby perked up and opened up the box to reveal heart shaped chocolate chip cookies. She let out a gasp. "Oh my gosh, he shouldn't have! Ooooh, I gotta think of something special for him… oh wait, I know!"


Later

"Ooooh Piiiiit~!"

"I know that melodious sound anywhere." Pit said as he turned around and saw Ruby carrying a cooler as she opened it up.

"Happy Valentines~!"

"Oh! You combined the heart shape cookies into heart shaped ice cream sandwiches!" Pit's eyes sparked. "Oh Rubes, this is awesome!"

"You're welcome!" Ruby smiled, with the two embracing with a kiss.


"Oh, Luigi!" Daisy smiled, as he handed her a bouquet of flowers for her. "This is so thoughtful!" She smiled, kissing him.

"Aheheh…" Luigi blushed a bit as Daisy handed him a small box as he opened it up to reveal a pendant with "To my #1 guy".

"Okay, so it might be a bit girly but it was the best I could think of…" Daisy rubbed her hair, but Luigi pulled her in close, spinning her around and letting her fall into his arms. "Ooooh~!" Daisy smirked and wrapped her arms around him, pulling him down to the ground.

"Whoa!" Luigi yelped, as Hoopa would see this unfold in front of his eyes.

"Uuuugh, get a room!" Hoopa groaned.


There was a knock on the door as Peach walked over and opened it up, to see Mario holding a present behind him. "What'ya got there?" She asked.

"Well, you baked all these cakes for me so I thought I'd give it a shot…" Mario said, pulling out a box as Peach opened it up to reveal a very messy cake. "I… uh… I found out I'm not very good at baking."

"Awww!" Peach smiled, grabbing a fork and taking a bite. "Mmm, it's delicious~!" She smiled. "Mario, this is wonderful!" She said, bringing him in. "Come on, we'll eat this cake together!"

"Okie dokie!" Mario grinned and walked in.


"To my number one sunny dragon. Awww!" Yang smiled, as she was hanging upside down on a tree with Claude.

"Heh, had a feeling you'd like it." Claude grinned, as the two of them shared a kiss as a Koopa and Goomba walked by.

"Huh, is there a nursery rhyme for that?" The Goomba wondered.

"Hanging upside down on a tree? I'm not sure…"


"Here, thought you might like this." Neptune said, handing Weiss a few roses.

"Aww, they're lovely!" Weiss smiled, taking the roses and then felt a stabbing pain. "YOWCH!"

"Oh! You might have to be careful, there might be a thorn or two…"

"Yeah, I'm well aware…" Weiss winced.

"Guess who!" Sun covered Blake's eyes with his tail.

"A dork?"

"You know how little that narrows it down?"

Blake rolled her eyes and yanked Sun's tail, bringing him closer. "Whoa!"

"Let me enjoy my book." She said, before kissing him on the cheek.

"Oh!" He said and then let out a grin. "My number one cat, meooooow~!"

"Oh you…" Blake shook her head with a chuckle.


"What is this…?" Rosalina wondered.

"A bouquet of flowers!" Waluigi said, as said bouquet happened to be live Piranha Plants.

"Um… thanks…" Rosalina said, taking the bouquet. "They're actually very love-"

CHOMP!

"YAAAAAGH!" Rosalina yelled, as her nose was caught by the Piranha Plant.

"Aw, it likes you!" Waluigi said.

"NO IT DOESN'T! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Rosalina slammed the door on him.

"So does that mean you'll go on a date?" Waluigi asked, but no one answered. "…Is that a no?"

"Told you she'd hate it." Wario said, munching on garlic.

"Waaah…"


Ladies Man: The Sequel

"Mmm…" Sylvain folded his arms, tapping his foot while watching Ilia and Mercedes out on a date, then seeing Byleth and Dorothea making out at a corner while holding valentine's chocolates in their hands. "Man, all the good girls are taken…" He mumbled.

"What are you talking about?" A voice asked him as he turned to see Akira leaning on a wall. "There's still plenty of women around here."

"Yeah, you bring up a good point… but where would I start?"

"Just do what I did." Akira would then whisper in his ear.

"Oh? Oooooh… Oh my, that's naughty!" His eyes immediately turned into stars. "Yeah buddy, that's gonna be great!" He said as he took off running.

"Go get 'em." Akira chuckled.


Much later

"Okay, he said that this was a good spot…" Sylvain said, as he was on the roof of the Smash Mansion. He then heard footsteps behind him. Showtime! He thought as he turned around. "Hello~! Your prince charming has ariiii-… ooooh…" He sweatdropped as he saw Leone, Bernadetta, JINX, Marianne, Velvet, Coco, Zelda, Hilda, Lysithea, Mipha, Viridi, Palutena, Phosphora, Petra, Urbosa, Veronica, Ingrid and even Sakura.

"…I don't get it, is this a Valentine's Day tradition?" Petra wondered.

"Of all the…" Ingrid raised her fist up in the air. "I knew you would try to woo me for Valentine's, but you would go to this extreme…" She said, pulling out her spear.

"Wh-why did I even come to this…!" Bernadetta said, already tearing up while Sakura looked away while in tears.

"Sylvain… YOU'RE DEAD!" Hilda said.

"Wait, can we talk about this!"

Leone cracked her knuckles and let out a deep throaty growl. "No."

"Get him!" Lysithea said.


Down below

"Why do I feel like you had a hand in this?" Makoto asked, eating chocolates.

"Oh no, I learned my lesson." Akira said, eating chocolates as well.

"Uh-huh…"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sylvain crash landed near the duo. "Sc-screw… you…. Ooooow…"

Makoto let out a sigh. "Typical…"


Rent a Date

Esdeath let out a sad sigh, sitting on a couch and flipping through the channels while eating chocolate by herself.

"Are you single? Are you alone on Valentine's Day?"

Esdeath perked up. "Yes. That fits me rather well."

"Then you, like many other single folk out there, should participate in Rent a Date! For a limited time offer, you will have yourself a date for the whole day! And who knows, it might turn into something really romantic down the line!"

"…That is barbaric. Who would be desperate enough to try that?"


A few minutes later

Esdeath's doorbell rang as she walked over and opened up the door to see a package filled with airholes. "Aha~! That came rather quick." She said, pulling it in and then opening the box.

"Gaaaah!" Tatsumi popped out and then saw Esdeath. "Where am I?! Why did I get kidnapped to your place?!"

"Oh my…" Esdeath said in awe.

Immediately, Tatsumi's scroll vibrated as he immediately pulled it out.

Dude! Where are you? - Mine

Some weirdos stuffed me in a box and sent me to Esdeath's.

WTF?!

That's what I'm thinking!

"So…" Tatsumi turned to Esdeath who already put on a more risque outfit and already doused herself in perfume. "You come here often~?"

Send backup. NOW!

Already on it!


Single Father

"Bah… Valentine's Day…" Bowser muttered, sitting on his throne. "More like Single Awareness Day…" He grumbled, looking through his phone. "All this lovey dovey crap… just makes me sick!" He said as he got up from his throne and tossed the phone on his throne.

He then walked outside to his courtyard. "Bah… what am I complainin' about… it's not all that bad." He said.

"Papa!" A voice called out to him as he turned to see Junior approaching him.

"Oh hey son! What do you have behind your back?"

"I… uh… I made you this!" Junior said, handing him a present as Bowser opened it up to reveal a mug.

To the best dad in the whole wide world!

"Junior…" Bowser said, a tear escaping his eye and hugged his son, then felt an arm wrap around him as he turned to see Bowsette with a present in her hand.

"Here, think you'll like this." Bowsette said as he opened it up to reveal a sweatshirt that she got for him, which was black and had his symbol on the front, then they heard a cart rolling in as Boosette was pushing in a five layered cake.

"H-here! My kids, R-Roman and N-Neo all chipped in…" Boosette shyly said while the Koopalings looked proud of themselves.

"Here…" A voice said as Bowser turned to see Marnie handing him a card.

"You too?" Bowser said in shock.

"…If you don't want it, I could just give it to Neo… or Gloria."

"No no, I'll take it!" Bowser said, taking the card and opened it up.

"To the best bad guy I know. Stay awesome… I guess. - Marnie"

"You may be single, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve any love today!" Bowsette grinned.

"She's right! Happy Valentine's Day, papa!"

Bowser wiped his tears and wrapped them all into a hug. "Thank you…" He said as he then turned around. "Alright, this cake isn't gonna slice itself!" He said and with a nod, they all chowed down on the cake.


Hope you all are having a great AND WARM Valentine's Day. Because i'm frozen over here in Wyoming... freakin' -20 degrees this morning. (It did not help that the weather app said it felt like -31..) and now it's... *checking the app on my phone* A whopping zero degrees! It was -22 yesterday when I woke up... yaaaaay...