Now we're Changing the Baby.

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Title card: Changing the Baby

Several looks of disgust went across the kids and teenagers' faces.

"Is this episode about diaper changing or something?" Ronnie Anne asked in disgust.

"I hope not." shuddered Zach.

"Besides, some of us already know how to do that." said Lori.

Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Clyde, Rita, Lynn Sr., Albert, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, Maria, Arturo, Frida, Carlos, Rosa, Hector, Carlota, CJ, Carl, Howard, Harold, Sam, and Mr. Grouse all nodded in agreement, having learned how to do so before.

[Lucy and Lynn's room; Lincoln comes in in his underwear holding a comic book.]

Lincoln: "Hey, Lynn, do you wanna read the latest Ace Savvy comic with me?"

Lynn: [shooting some hoops] "A. Comics are boring. B. Put on some pants. And C. ya later." [bops Lincoln with basketball]

"A simple 'No thanks' would've been nicer." Margo deadpanned.

Lynn winced.

[Lincoln is gonna watch a movie; Luan walks by with her dummy, Mr. Coconuts.]

Lincoln: "Hey, Luan, do you wanna watch a science-fiction movie with me?"

"Mr. Coconuts": "Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact."

Luan: [laughs] "I agree with Mr. Coconuts."

"You can have your opinion about it, but that was kinda mean." Benny frowned.

"Sorry Linc." Luan apologized.

"No big." Lincoln said.

[Lola and Lana's room]

Lincoln: [coming in with a coin case] "Hey, Lola, do you want to check out my coin collection? I just got this one from Poland. It's called a złoty."

Lola: "Lame! What's the point of money that you can't spend?"

"It's the effort in collecting that counts." said Lynn Sr.

"He's right." said Kotaro. "Plus, they're valuable."

Lola pondered at that.

[Lucy is writing a new poem and Lincoln comes in with the vacuum.]

Lincoln: "Hey, Lucy, do you want to go ghost hunting with me?"

Lucy: "Why would I want to hunt my friends?"

"And here I thought you liked ghost hunting." said Ronnie Anne, bemused.

"Not in the house. The ghosts there are my friends." Lucy replied. "If it was outdoors, I would've been game."

"Makes sense." said CJ.

[The kitchen]

Lincoln: "Hey, Lana, you wanna try half of my peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich?"

Lana: "Uh, I eat some grody things, but that is disgusting." [sniffs it and retches; runs to the bathroom.]

"Huh. Who knew Lana had standards when it comes to gross stuff." mused Stella.

"Well some things are too gross for me." said Lana. "That kind of sandwich for one, old person farts, extremely dirty diapers, and a few others I dare not mention."

"And why do you even like that kind of sandwich Lincoln?" Carol asked.

"It just tastes good." Lincoln replied.

"He told me about how he started eating those on his blog." said Ronnie Anne. "I still think it's gross, but hey, who am I to judge one of my best friends?"

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne fist-bumped.

[Lincoln is playing Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighter XXIV.]

Game announcer: "ROUND 1: FIGHT!"

[enter Leni]

Lincoln: "Hey, Leni, you wanna play video games?"

Leni: "Those things will rot your brain. Besides, I have fashion magazines to look at."

"But you played that racing game with him a few episodes earlier." said Becky.

"Oh that was for my driving test." said Leni before smiling at Lincoln. "But nowadays, I don't mind playing video games with Linky, especially it it means more bonding time between the two of us."

Lincoln smiled at that remark as he rested his head on Leni's shoulder. Leni smiled warmly as she stroked his hair.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "You'd think that with all these sisters, there'd be just one that likes the same things I like. But sadly, that's not the case."

"Must be rough huh?" Sid said in sympathy.

"Yeah. I mean, I know I have Clyde to hang with whenever he comes over, but it would be nice to have at least one or two of my sisters like some of the things I like." said Lincoln. "I mean, I like texting my friends like Lori, doing fashion designs with Leni, rocking out with Luna, being Luan's assistant in her Funny Business, whenever she's not being rough, playing sports with Lynn, helping Lucy with her poems, taking care of the animals in the house like Lana, playing butler for Lola when she isn't being bossy, helping Lisa make cool inventions that don't involve pain, and relaxation like Lily, but it would be nice having someone who shares my interests as well, even if it's just one or two of them."

"I can see that." said Clyde. "And some of your sisters do similar stuff together as well. Lori and Leni have their likes for dresses, texting friends, and magazines, Luna and Luan are entertaining artists, as well as the ones who made roommates from you told me about."

"While we get that you girls don't have to liek the same stuff as Lincoln personally, that doesn't mean you don' have to try it out." said Lynn Sr.

"Exactly, plus it means spending more time with your only brother." Rita added.

"It ain't easy for Lincoln being the only boy in a house full of women outside of his father." Albert added.

The sisters pondered at that, giving Lincoln sorry looks.

[Lily comes in cooing.]

Lincoln: "Even you, Lily. Sure you're hanging out with me now, but someday you're gonna be into your own things and we'll have nothing in common." [inspired] "Unless..." [takes Lily's blanket and pacifier and gives her the controller.]

Lily: [starts mashing buttons and giggles.]

Lincoln: "That's it! You don't have your own things yet! You're like an unformed lump of clay! But if I can mold you, then someone in this house will finally like the things I like!"

"Oh now I see what the title meant." said Lisa.

"Yeah, it's not about changing diapers, it's about changing Lily into a different person." said Ronnie Anne.

"And just how do you intend on doing that Lincoln?" Lynn Sr. inquired with a raised eyebrow.

Lincoln only chuckled nervously.

[Enter Clyde]

Clyde: "Hey, Lincoln! What has two thumbs and totally wants to hang out with his best friend?" [points to self] "This guy!"

Lincoln: [shoves Clyde out the door] "Sorry, Clyde. I'm in the middle of something important. I'm changing the baby."

Clyde: "'Something important'? But what's more important than hanging out with this guy?" [points to self again on "this guy" and looks in the window.]

Lincoln: "It's just you and me, Lily! We're gonna have the best time together!"

[Lily giggles and Clyde's thumbs deflate.]

Clyde: "Lily?!"

"Oof, beaten by a baby." said Carl.

Lily and Carlitos giggled at that.

"Still, that's kinda harsh man." said Rusty.

"Sorry Clyde." Lincoln apologized.

"It's ok Lincoln. I understand." Clyde smiled.

[Lincoln's room; Lincoln is showing Lily all of his material possessions.]

Lincoln: "Here are all the things that make life worth living."

Lily: [reaches for her blanket] "Blankie!"

Lincoln: [takes blanket away] "No, no, no. You don't like this. You like this."

"Hey! That's harsh!" Sam said with a frown.

"Looking back, yeah it was." Lincoln muttered, feeling the disapproving glares from everyone aside from Lily.

Lincoln: [turns on a movie] "Starship Groupers! My favorite underwater intergalactic adventure." [playing with model of the ship from the movie.] "Pew-pew-pew! Check this out. It's a 500-piece replica of the starship." [to the viewers] "Built by yours truly." [sees Lily's interested in it.] "Oh, you like it? Here you go!" [gives it to her]

Lily: [giggles and starts playing.] "Pew-pew! Pew-pew!"

"Aww!" everyone gushed.

"That is literally cute." Lori giggled.

"Just like Carl with his toy trains." Frida said with tears.

"MOM!" Carl exclaimed in embarrassment.

Lincoln: "That's right! Pew pew pew!" [Lily starts shaking it.] "Uh, Lily? You gotta, you know, try to be..." [Lily tosses it into the air.] "...careful!"

[The model crashes onto the floor and shatters.]

"Ooh!" everyone winced.

"Down goes the ship." said CJ.

"Sowwy Linky." Lily apologize.

"Aw that's ok Lily." Lincoln smiled. "I was able to rebuild it. And I can't stay mad at you forever."

Lily smiled.

Lily: "Pew-pew...?"

Lincoln: [holding back angst] "That's okay. I wanted to get the 600 piece model anyway."

"There's a 600 piece set?! Awesome!" Zach exclaimed.

[Lincoln shows off his coin collection to Lily.]

Lincoln: "Coin collecting is an awesome hobby, Lily. You collect coins from all around the world, then spend hours of fun carefully organizing them by country and denomination." [picks up his Zloty] "Who loves a Zloty? Lily does!"

[Lily looks at the Zloty then grabs and shakes the entire collection book.]

Lincoln: "Uh, Lily?"

[Lily stops shaking and smacks Lincoln with the book.]

Lincoln: "Thanks Zloty..."

"Ooh!" everyone winced again.

"Wow, Lily's pretty strong for a one-year-old here." mused Carlos.

"Runs in the family." said Albert.

"Especially with Lynn Loud Jr." Lynn smirked as she flexed her muscles.

"So cool…" Francisco blushed.

"Wish I had muscles like those." Lincoln said in envy.

"Ah don't beat yourself up Linc." Lynn smiled. "While your arms need work, you have a pretty strong back."

"He does?" Liam asked.

"Heck yeah. In fact, he's been able to carry me sometimes." Lynn added.

Lincoln smiled at Lynn, who gladly returned it.

[Lincoln is giving Lily lunch with his favorite sandwich.]

Lincoln: "This is my favorite sandwich, Lily. Peanut butter and sauerkraut. You can't chew it yet, but..." [blends it up and pours it in her sippy cup.] "...you can drink it!"

Lily: "Poo-poo!" [giggles]

Lincoln: "Cheers!"

[They eat and drink their sandwiches, belch and laugh.]

"Now that was cute." giggled Sid.

"Were you and Adelaide ever like that?" Ronnie Anne asked.

"Sometimes." Sid shrugged.

"How about you and Simon?" Luna asked Sam.

"Sometimes as well." Sam replied.

[Lincoln is showing her an Ace Savvy comic book.]

Lincoln: "Okay, Lily, this is my favorite crime fighter, Ace Savvy. And this is an Ace Savvy mobile I made for you." [spins mobile] "Now look into the mobile. You will love Ace Savvy. You will love Ace Savvy."

[Lily's eyes start going into what looks like a hypnotic state.]

"That's creepy." Laird shuddered.

"Hypnotizing Lily, really Lincoln?" Rita frowned.

"Well… it didn't really work." Lincoln replied.

"Whaddya mean?" asked Bobby.

Lincoln: "Yes! That's my girl!"

[Lily suddenly throws up revealing she was just dizzy from watching the mobile spin.]

Lincoln: "I guess we should have done this before the peanut butter and sauerkraut."

"Augh!" everyone gagged in disgust.

"Nevermind." Bobby cringed.

"Not the first time Lily threw up on any of our stuff." Luan muttered.

"Same applies to the rest of you guys when you were little." Lori added.

"Well babies do throw up all the time." said Carlos.

[Lincoln is taking Lily out for a walk in a baby carrier.]

Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo! Come on, Lily! I can't wait to show you more of my favorite things!" [heads off]

Clyde: [spying on Lincoln in the tree out front.] "I don't get it. I've been watching Lincoln all day, and I still don't know what Lily has that I don't." [busts out thumbs] "Come on, guys. Let's find out."

"Talking to your thumbs, really?" Mollie deadpanned.

[Lincoln and Lily are at the arcade, and Lily wins a ton of tickets on a game.]

Lincoln: "Way to go, Lily!"

"You won all those tickets by just pressing those buttons?!" Carl exclaimed.

"That is so cool!" exclaimed Sid.

"You are amazing Lily." complimented Leni.

Lily giggled.

[Lily giggles cheerfully while Clyde spies on them in a toy grabbing game]

"How did you even get in there?" asked Girl Jordan.

"You weren't hurt were you honey?!" Howard asked in worry.

"Relax, I was fine." Clyde replied. "The door had a busted lock so I was able to get in and spy on Lincoln and Lily."

[Lincoln and Lily hit the hobby shop where Lily gets a toy plane and makes propeller sounds and Clyde is wearing a mask disguised as a news stand man while watching them]

"It's so cute watching Lily make sound effects." giggled Luan.

"Carlitos does it too." said Maria, her youngest nephew giggling.

"Just like another Loud family member when he was an awesome baby too." Luna said as she gave Lincoln a knowing smile.

Lincoln chuckled.

[The clothes store.]

Lincoln: "Put your arms up."

[Lily does so and Lincoln puts an orange shirt just her size on her.]

Lincoln: "Let's see if we can find you a white wig."

[Lily forgot her blanket and grabs it.]

Lincoln: "Hurry up, Lily."

[They leave and Clyde has been watching them disguised as a mannequin]

"Where do you get all those disguises?" asked Carlota.

"I'm always prepared." Clyde replied.

"Still, the dress doesn't suit you." said Leni. "You should stick with the tuxedo you wear on the school news Lincoln shows us, you totes look adorbs in it." said Leni.

"Thanks Leni." Clyde smiled.

[At the park, Lincoln and Lily are playing Chess with some senior folks and Lily wins her game, leaving her opponent in shame.]

Lincoln: "Amazing! You really are the best!"

"How does she do it?!" exclaimed Paula, amazed.

"Lily is pretty smart for a baby." said Lana.

Lily: [reaches for her blanket] "Blankie!"

Lincoln: "You don't need this anymore, Lily." [tosses Lily's blanket in the trash.]

"LINCOLN!" Lynn Sr. and Rita exclaimed.

"That wasn't a very nice thing to do young man!" Lynn Sr. scolded.

Lincoln cringed under everyones' disapproving glares.

Clyde: [pops out of trash bin] "I still don't get what's so great about this baby, but if that's what Lincoln wants..." [starts feeling depressed and gets pegged by an apple core.] "Hey! I'm having a moment here!"

"A moment in a grange can with a baby blanket on your head." Lynn teased.

"What idea do you have in mind, Clyde?" asked Giggles.

"Uh… just watch." said Clyde, his eyes shifting around.

[Back at the Loud House, Lincoln and Lily are playing video games and Lincoln's other sisters are curious about this.]

Lori: "Um...what's going on?"

Lincoln: "You guys never wanna do the stuff I like, so I taught Lily to do it." [His sisters react shocked to that.] "Now I won't bother you. Everybody wins!"

Game announcer: "KO! PLAYER LILY WINS!"

Lincoln: "Well...not everybody."

[Lily giggles in victory.]

"Do not play against her, she will destroy you all!" Lincoln said to everyone.

"Thanks for the heads up little bro." Luna nodded.

"Yeah, Lily has a lot of hidden talent from what we've seen so far." said Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln: [reading Lily an Ace Savvy bedtime story.] "And Ace Savvy defeated the evil Card Countess. The end." [sees Lily fast asleep and gives her a kiss on the head.] "Thanks for the best day ever. I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship." [turns out the lights and leaves her room.]

"AWW!" everyone gushed with smiles.

"That was so cute!" Sam cooed with a smile.

"Literally adorable!" Lori cooed as well.

"Although I don't approve of you trying to change Lily into a miniature version of you, that was so sweet!" Lynn Sr. said, fighting his tears.

"Normally I'm not one for emotions but... AWW!" Lisa cooed with a grin.

Lincoln smiled as he brought Lily over to him and gave her a kiss on the head. Lily give on on his cheek, making everyone smile warmly at the two.

[The next morning to the tune of Edvard Grieg's Morning Mood.]

Lincoln: "Rise and shine, Lily! We've got a lot to do today." [discovers that Lily's not in her crib and panics.]

Lynn: [outside] "Now batting, Number 2, Lily Loud!"

Lincoln: [peeks out to see Lynn is training Lily to play Baseball.] "Huh?" [rushes outside and dodges a fastball.] "Wah! Lynn, what are you doing?"

Lynn: "Dude, you're not the only one in this family who doesn't have anyone to do stuff with. Lily's gonna be my sports buddy."

"Oh this is gonna end badly." Lynn Sr. cringed.

"Now we know that Lincoln's not the only one trying to turn Lily into a mini-version of one of her siblings." Ronnie Anne muttered as she gave the girls a look, making them look nervous.

Lincoln: "Hey! This was my idea, and I want her back!"

Lynn: "You don't own her! She wants to hang with me!"

Luan: "Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil!" [holding Lily who is dressed like Mr. Coconuts in the same position as him.] "Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady..."

Lily: "Gaga!"

Luan: "What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?"

Lily: "Poo-poo!"

"Now that was a clever routine." mused Benny.

Lynn: "Hey! That's no dummy! That's my cleanup hitter!"

Lincoln: "No, she's mine!"

Lynn: "Gimme that dummy!"

[The three of them start fighting over Lily, who flies right out of the fight cloud, then stop.]

Lincoln, Lynn, and Luan: "Lily?"

[Lucy is dressing Lily up in goth fashion and showing her photos of the deceased.]

Everyone's jaws dropped at what Lily was wearing.

"Lucy what did you do?" Rita asked, still in shock.

"It was only a wig. And the makeup doesn't stain." Lucy replied.

"Oh thank goodness." Lynn Sr. said in relief.

Lucy: "This is Grandma Harriet. And this is Abraham Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Uh, Lucy...what are you doing?"

Lucy: "I'm introducing Lily to my ghost friends."

Lincoln: "She already has a friend named Lincoln!" [takes Lily back]

Lucy: "Sigh..."

[Lincoln wipes Lucy's makeup off Lily's face.]

Lincoln: "Black is not your color. Orange is!" [gets out another small orange shirt and turns around to find that Lily's gone again.] "Dang it!"

"Actually, lavender is her color." said Leni. "Lily makes it work."

"Yah!" Lily said as she stood up, puffing out her chest to show off her lavender shorts.

[Lori is showing Lily her favorite reality show.]

Lori: "Now, Dylan can only pick one girl to spend the rest of his life with. And it'd better be Marisol."

Lily: [blows a raspberry of disagreement.]

Lori: "Yeah, you're right. Maybe he will be happier with Tiffany."

"Oh if only." Dana sighed.

"I know, right?" said Becky.

Lincoln: [slides down the banister] "Give her back, Lori!"

Lori: "Why should you get her? I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!"

"I do." said Leni.

"Yeah, but you're in a different area with some of the stuff I like." Lori replied.

Leni: "HELP!"

[Lori and Lincoln rush to Leni's rescue and discover she's stuck in Lily's crib.]

Leni: "Oh, thank goodness. I got in here to show Lily my fashion magazine, but now I can't get out of this baby prison!" [bawls like a baby while Lincoln and Lori give exasperated looks]

"Oh Leni…" Lynn Sr, sighed as everyone facepalmed.

"That ever happened to Bobby?" Sid asked Ronnie Anne.

"Maybe." Ronnie Anne shrugged. "Though it might've been when I was a baby."

[Lincoln and Lori help her out.]

Lincoln: "Upsy-daizy."

Lori: "There you go, Leni."

Leni: [grateful] "Agoo."

"That was cute. Chaz like." said Chaz with a smile.

Leni giggled at that.

[Lisa suddenly starts laughing evilly and has Lily strapped to one of her machines to use her as a test subject.]

Lily: "Poo-poo?"

[Lisa is about to throw the switch but Lincoln stops her.]

Lincoln: "Hold it! Are you nuts?!"

Lisa: "Come on, Lincoln! No one in this family ever willingly lets me do experiments on them!"

"Because they're dangerous!" exclaimed Lori.

"Lisa have you lost your mind?!" cried Rita.

"Don't worry, if I ever do perform experiments on Lily, I always do the ones I know will not cause any harm." said Lisa.

"I don't even know how to respond to that." said Polly.

"Me neither mate." said Tabby.

Lincoln: "Lisa! She's a baby!"

Lisa: "I was going to give her a sucker afterward." [holds out a lollipop to which Lincoln facepalms.]

"Like that will make anything better on that subject." Carlota scoffed.

Lincoln: "Look, everyone just stay away from Lily! She's my little Lincoln!"

Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa:" [pointing] "Uuuuh..."

Lincoln: "What?" [sees she's gone again] "DANG IT!"

[Luna is jamming with Lily on drums and gets up on her bunk bed.]

Luna: "STAGE DIVE! WOO!" [dives off her bed right towards Lily, who has a bad feeling about this, and Lincoln and his sisters push her out of Lily's way.] "WOO!"

"LUNA!" Lynn Sr. and Rita cried at the same time.

"You could've hurt her!" cried Sam.

Luna stared, horrified at what she almost did.

"Oh my god… I'm so sorry Lily!" she cried in guilt.

"I forgive you Luna." Lily babbled.

Luna smiled a little at that.

"Still, we'll be talking about stage diving onto your siblings later young lady." Lynn Sr. scolded, making Luna look down in shame.

Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lisa: [see she's gone again] "Where's Lily?!"

[Lily is having a tea party with Lola.]

Lola: "More tea, Lady Lilington?"

Lana: "She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party. She wants to play with Izzy!" [puts Izzy on Lily's head.]

Lola: "No she doesn't!"

Lana: "Yes she does!"

Lola: "No she doesn't!"

Lana: "Yes she does!"

"Now you're fighting over your baby sister." sighed Haiku.

"Boris don't know what to say about that." said Boris.

Luna: "Dudes, give her back! We were in the middle of a jam sesh!"

Lisa: "She was my specimen!"

Lucy: "We were talking to Great Grandma Harriet."

Lynn: "We were playing ball!"

Luan: "We were getting ready to take our show on the road!"

Leni: "We were gonna look at my magazines!"

Lori: "We were watching Dylan's date!"

"Jeez Louise, can't you learn to share?!" exclaimed Miguel.

"Yeah, fighting over your baby sibling is never good." said Fiona.

Lucy: "BT-dubs, Lori, Great-Grandma Harriet knows you regifted her brooch, and she's not happy about it."

[Lori instantly looks regretful.]

"Oh dear, angry spirits are never good." Rosa shuddered, remembering the incident with Alfredo the ghost chicken.

"You can say that again Abuela." shuddered Carlota.

"Who did you regift it to?" Carol asked.

"Mrs. Santiago." Lori muttered regretfully.

"While I did appreciate it, I don't think giving a family heirloom away is very nice." said Maria.

"Unless you're desperate for money." said Mr. grouse.

"Have you ever done it before?" Norm asked the Louds' neighbor.

"Nope." he replied. "I keep all of mine in the attic, though Lynn Jr. has one that we'll probably see later."

Lynn nodded at that.

Lola and Lana: "GIVE US BACK LILY!"

[The girls all fight over Lily until Lincoln comes in and grabs her.]

"Good gravy this is nuts." Sid said with wide eyes.

"You don't even know the half of it outside of this fight." Lincoln muttered.

Girls: [Stop fighting and notice their brother is about to sneak away.] "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!"

[Lincoln tries to escape with Lily, but Lori stops him dead in his tracks.]

Lori: "I'll take that." [grabs Lily and runs]

Lincoln: "Oh, no, you don't!" [gets Lily back from Lori but crashes into Luan who switched Lily out with Mr. Coconuts.]

Luan: "Whoops. Sorry, Linc!" [runs off] "Sorry, dummy!" [laughs but loses Lily to Leni.]

Leni: "Ha! Na-na-na, na-na-na!" [loses Lily to Lisa while she's gloating at Luan.] "LILY'S INVISIBLE!"

Lucy: "Boo."

[Lisa screams and Lucy takes Lily from her.]

Lucy: "Boo."

[Leni runs off screaming; Lisa gets Lily back from Lucy only for Leni to intercept her; Luan tosses a banana peel on the floor causing Leni to slip and drop Lily and Lincoln catches her; Lynn intercepts Lily; Lola comes driving in her princess car and runs over Lynn and takes Lily from her; Lana tosses her jacks on the floor and causes Lola to have a tire blow out; in slow motion, Lola goes crashing and Lana grabs Lily only for the other girls to catch up to her by blocking her path.]

Lana: "Dang it..."

[They all start having another brawl until Lincoln whistles out to them and they stop.]

"Did it ever occur to you guys that Lily could've gotten hurt in your senseless fighting?" Arturo asked with a frown.

Lincoln and the girls cringed at the thought while they looked at their fight in horror and shame.

Lincoln: "Look! We all want Lily to be our mini-me, right? Well, there's only one way to settle this. We'll let Lily choose."

"Oh this is not gonna end well." Harold sighed.

[Everyone has come together in the living room for Lily to decide which sibling she's going to be with.]

Lincoln: "Now, whoever Lily crawls to is the one she wants to be with. Agreed?"

[The girls nod and they all take out their items relating to what they wanted Lily to like what they like earlier: Lincoln has his Ace Savvy comic, Lori has the TV remote, Leni has her fashion magazine, Luna has her drumsticks, Luan has Mr. Coconuts, Lynn has her baseball mitt, Lucy has her photo of Abe Lincoln, Lana has Izzy, Lola has her teapot, and Lisa has her cables; each one of them beckon Lily with them.]

Lincoln: "Come on! It's Ace Savvy!"

Luan: "Wooden you like to be my friend?"

Lynn: "Low and inside!"

Lana: "Izzy!"

Leni: "Look at the magazine!"

Lori: "Marisol?"

Lola: "Extra sugar!"

Luna: "Walk this way."

"I got that reference!" Carl shouted.

Lucy: "Abe Lincoln."

Lisa: "I have more suckers!"

[Lily is starting to feel a little stressed over which one of them to be with as she just can't decide]

"That is a lot of pressure on a baby." said Carol with a frown.

"We'll be talking about this later." Rita said sternly, making her ten first born look nervous.

[Fortunately for her, Clyde comes in.]

Clyde: "LINCOLN! You wanna hang out with babies?" [tears off his clothes revealing to be wearing a diaper and puts on a bonnet and busts out Lily's blanket.] "Then let's hang." [puts his thumb in mouth.]

Everyones' jaws dropped.

"What…" began CJ.

"The…" continued Carl.

Carlitos babbled, finishing his brothers' shocked response.

"I don't even know how to respond to that." said Stella.

"Yeah that's just creepy." said Sammer.

"I'd say something but I've become speechless." said Mr. Grouse.

Clyde just blushed in embarrassment.

[The Loud Kids all gasp at the sight of Clyde and Lily starts crawling towards someone...or something.]

Lincoln: "Hey, look! Lily's coming to me!"

Lynn: "Nuh-uh! To me!"

Lincoln: "To me!"

Lynn: "To me!"

[Lily crawls all the way to Clyde because he has her blanket.]

Loud Kids: "SHE CHOSE CLYDE?!"

"Plot twist!" Sergio squawked.

"I did not see that coming." said Rusty.

Clyde: "I have something to say to you, Little Miss Friend Stealer!" [Lily takes her blanket back and makes a cute face to Clyde.] "You are..." [Unable to resist her cuteness] "...absolutely adorable! No wonder Lincoln wants to hang with you!" [hugs her]

"Clyde is right, Lily is adorable." said Sid.

Lily giggled.

"And that is so sweet!" Frida gushed before crying again.

Lincoln: [disturbed at his best friend's ensemble] "Clyde, why are you wearing a diaper?"

Clyde: "You replaced me with Lily, so I thought this was the only way to win you back."

Lincoln: "I'd never replace you. You're my best friend."

Lily: [cuddling her blanket] "Blankie!"

Lincoln: "Her blankie...of course! Now I get it, you guys. We can't mold Lily. No matter what we do, she's always gonna want the things she wants."

"Lesson of the episode!" said Laird.

"Tone it down a bit man." said Casey.

"Right, sorry." Laird said sheepishly.

"Lincoln is right though." said Luna. "We should let Lily decide who she wants to be instead of coaxing her into becoming a mini version of one of us."

Lincoln: "Besides, I forgot I already have someone who likes everything I like. What do you say, Clyde? Wanna hang?"

Clyde: "Sorry, Lincoln. Lily and I have plans. Hey, Lily! What has four thumbs and loves milk?"

Clyde and Lily: [point to themselves] "These guys!"

"Wow, beaten by someone not even related to her." mused Bobby.

"Still, that is so cute." giggled Nikki.

Lily walked over to Clyde and hugged him. Clyde smiled as he gently rubbed Lily's head.

"Well Clyde is like a member of the family." said Lola.

"Yeah, he's our honorary Loud brother." Lincoln said with a smile.

"Yep, the honorary 12th Loud kid." Luna said in agreement.

Lori: [on her phone] "Bobby, does your mom still have that brooch I gave her?"

[Lucy raises her head up and smiles, knowing she successfully got Great Grandma Harriet's message to Lori.]

"That does explain that phonecall." mused Bobby.

Lincoln turned to Lily. "Lily, we're sorry for trying to turn you into one of us." he apologize. "From now on, we'll let you decide you you want to be when you grow up."

The girls nodded in agreement.

"Lily forgive you Linky and sisters." Lily said with a cute smile.

"Aww!" her siblings cooed.

"That's so cute!" giggled Sid.

"To think this all started because Lincoln didn't have anyone who shared his interest in his family." said Haiku.

"Well that's not true." said Lana. She turned to Lincoln. "I do enjoy playing some video games with you big brother."

"So do I now." added Leni.

"Same." said Lori.

"And your homemade comics are quite artistic." said Lucy.

"Especially the ones that include characters based on us like the Full House Gang." Luna added in agreement.

"Thanks girls." smiled Lincoln.

"And it's like your father and I said, you girls don't have to like the same stuff as Lincoln, but you might just find yourselves liking them when spending time with your brother." said Rita. "But even if you don't, you still would've bonded with your brother."

"He is willing to do the stuff you girls like sometimes." added Lynn Sr.

"Yeah, I guess we can do that more often." said Lynn.

"Maybe we will enjoy it." said Lola.

"Thanks guys. That means a lot." Lincoln said gratefully.

"Well, onto the next one." said Ronnie Anne as they faced the screen.

To be continued…


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Special thanks to Gamelover41592 for the line about Lincoln warning the others about Lily being able to dominate at video games.