Me: It's chapter 20!
Biana: Isn't it chapter 21.
Me: Remember. I skipped chapter 13 so it's actually chapter 20.
Biana: Oh ya.
Me: So for today I'm going to right a hole chapter without making a fourth wall break.
Tam: You already failed.
Me: Starting after I wipe your memory witch I will do by using the power of italics.
I erase all conversation I had with the KOTLC crew that involve a fourth wall break.
Me: It's chapter 20!
Dex: Already. It feels like we've hardly done anything.
Keefe: Ya. What did we do all this time.
Me: We yelled a lout and talked a little about politics.
Sophie: Yet all we know about political opinions is that your a communist, that I'm pro free market and that the hole keeper crew thinks more needs to be done about climate change.
Me: I'll fix that problem. Biana what's your opinion on direct democracy.
Biana: What's democracy.
Me: Democracy is a form of government in witch the people have the authority to chose there governing legislator.
Tam: Those don't look like words you'd normally use. ( used a very similar joke in her react. Sorry for copying a joke about plagiarism.)
Me: I may or may not have copied that definition from Wikipedia.
Marella: Would you have told us you were copying Wikipedia if Tam hadn't asked.
Me: I wrote the quote with the plan to have Tam ask me about it.
Dex: Wait your writing this?!
Me: Oops. I guess I can't make it a hole chapter without a fourth wall break.
I use the power of italics to give them there memories back.
Keefe: You erased a part of are memories!
Me: Yep.
Marella: And you failed at writing a chapter without a fourth wall break.
Me: Yep. This was a pretty typical chapter. A lout of fourth wall break and some yelling.
The end of this chapter
