A/N: I don't own Harry Potter or any related characters

This is for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Assignment #6 Healer studies Task #12: Splinching: Write about a spell going really wrong.

Word Count: 369

"How the bloody hell do you screw up a simple charm!"

"I didn't! I did it perfectly and you know it!"

"Just because you do everything else perfectly doesn't mean you didn't screw up this time! I can't even feel my face, Granger."

"It's still there, sorta..."

"What do you mean 'sorta'?"

"Are you familiar with Muggle artists?"

"What?"

"There's an artist, Picasso, he...paints paintings of faces that-"

"Give me the mirror, Granger."

"What mirror?"

"The one in your bag, don't tell me you don't have one, I've seen you staring at yourself in it."

"I am not staring at myself, Malfoy."

"Fine, whatever, just hand it here."

"Here, but don't say I didn't warn you. Madame Pomfrey can probably fix it?"

"Probably? You've destroyed my face! My ear's on my forehead, my nose is sideways and where is my other eye?"

"Under where your left ear was."

"You're going to fix this! I can't have anyone seeing me like this, what would they say?"

"That you're almost as cute as you were as a ferret?"

"Quit laughing me, Granger. It's not funny!"

"It kind of is, here, hold still, I think I might have figured out what went wrong. Hand me your wand."

"No. Use yours."

"I can't, I think that's the problem. Fred borrowed it earlier..."

"You think the weasel did something to your wand?"

"I don't know! And don't call Fred a weasel, he just likes playing pranks. Just hand me yours!"

"Fine, here, but you'd better fix my face."

"Just hold still, I really don't want to miss. Finite Incantatem."

"Did it work?"

"Look in the mirror you insisted I give you?"

"It looks like my face is back to normal, what did you do to me, Granger?"

"It was just... never mind, it was probably Fred's idea of a joke, rearrange the face of the next person I did a spell on, kind of clever if you ask me."

"If you say so, let your boyfriend I'm going have words with him if I find a single hair out of place."

"He's... he's not..."

"He is, Granger. Merlin, I thought you were intelligent. I've got places to be, later."

"He's still not my boyfriend!"