Co-written by Djtheking18

A\N: This Family guy short stories will end when I reach 40 chapters so if anyone wants to go NUTS on their ideas this would be your best shot, after all, we have too much of Meg and Brian just as Meg and Chris, see ya later fuckers :D

In the city of Quahog lived a white labrador dog is known as Brian, the family that in which he lived with was known as the Griffins, also as the craziest family in the whole neighborhood and more. At some point, the dog started to notice that his life had become mundane, even when things went to weird turns he couldn't help himself but wonder what he wanted in life.

Knowing for a fact that he failed as a father and that the books he published were just lies of him wanting to be famous or a total copycat. Maybe trying to hide all his defects was just a bandage in a larger wound, he didn't want to change he wanted to grab the big prize at all costs, such as having Lois for himself but that was far from working.

Maybe...What he needed to find was some source of comfort to his existence beyond being a mediocre alcoholic dog writer. Maybe another...place or world.

"My life is a mess. I have a son who I didn't know about until he was a teen. I probably have a bad liver and lungs from all of the drinking and smoking I've done over the years. And I can't keep a steady relationship" Brian said to himself as he sat on the couch thinking about his miserable life.

Maybe what he needed right now was a change of scenery, every day became a mundane routine of seeing himself as crap, not that he denies it. But it was becoming too much, all the dog wanted right now was to go away from all this, away from the crazy family and his frenemy Stewie. There were times he was great and times that he was totally the worst...just like him.

"Wait...yeah that's right, Stewie has what I need" He got up from the couch, having an idea 'Stewie has to have something in his lab that can make my life a little better' The Labrador thought while walking up the steps to his friend's lab/room.

There were just so many things the baby had made along the years, one more weird than the other and they didn't work ALL the time, but it was useful. There was one in particular that Brian wanted to have, for now, maybe if he tricks him with something that his baby mind sometimes slips into, he would manage to make Stewie accept it.

'Yeah that usually works on him anytime' Brian thought to himself as he walked down the hall to where Stewie's room was located.

When opening the door, Brian saw that everything was silent and that the baby genius was probably not there, or maybe he was and it was trying to put a prank on him, nevertheless he entered.

"Hey Stewie you in here?" The talking dog called out as he looked around the room for the football-headed baby.

However, there was no one there as he tried to find any source of the baby's presence, realizing then that he was alone in said room and no one else, not even a security system with lasers trying to fry anyone who is not allowed there.

"He is not here huh? hm..." Brian looks around "Maybe this is my chance for a little vacation"

The dog looks around for anything that the evil genius might have completed that could take him anywhere from his life.

"Let's see where he keeps his multiversal traveling device"

Brian looked in the closet, under his pillow, even under his play table, and found nothing. "Hm, he wouldn't just leave it out. He'd keep it well hidden just like Rupert" He said before he thought of something.

Maybe one of his toys was the key to find the place he was looking for. Brian walks over to the toy bin and looks for any type of hidden panel or anything of that sort. And he does by pressing the head of a creepy clown which opens a secret compartment that instead of revealing weapons of destruction it was more about his more peculiar inventions.

"Bingo!"

The white dog looked around the huge lab that seemed to not take up any space in the house at all hoping to find anything of good use.

"Let's see...what do we have here? Ray gun? hmm...to murdery, time travel? Nah that always ends badly, I wish I could go away to a faraway place where I could play around without hurting this dimension...that's right! Dimensions" Brian said, knowing what he wanted.

"Come on. I know that dimension portable device is somewhere around here" Brian said looking around for the tech.

What Brian was looking for was one of Stewie's most impressive inventions, that allowed an individual to travel across different dimensions of what their worlds would be like if certain actions were different, he remembers him saying once that the device had been upgraded for a much easier time traveling across dimensions so nothing unexpected happens.

It was easy to use and all you had to do was use your words to type exactly what you were looking for in a dimension but had to keep an open eye for the battery.

"Got it!" Brian said after getting out from a bunch of junk from below "This baby is gonna be my salvation"

'Okay, I got to be careful with what I want since this thing possibly sends me somewhere super dangerous.' He thought as he looked at the device.

When touching the device it opened up itself showing a much more sci-fi look to it and scanned its user and now he gains access to the buttons and types its location.

''Hmm... let's see"

Brian thinks about it carefully before typing *A place of my enjoyment that will provide what I'm needing right now more than anything* And then he presses enter. A golden portal opens up that blinds brian for a few seconds before it slightly dies down.

"Whoa! It has portals now rather than teleporting right away? I guess that does make it more interesting" Brian gives off a look around for the last time before jumping right in, the road to the unknown of his choice.

Brian is flying through what could be seen as a wormhole to a new destination that he never set foot in before, in this case, paw. It could be either filled with monsters or mythical gods, then again if his wish was done correctly he had nothing to worry about.

"Stewie if I die in here I'm haunting you for the rest of your life" Brian said mostly to himself.

A blinding light forces him to close his eyes and then one moment later they are gone, waiting a few more seconds before doing anything, Brian decides to open his eyes and see what was around him. What he saw was his neighborhood which means he probably didn't go anywhere.

"Hmmm...I'm from the same neighborhood but not Stewie's room. Maybe it did work but instill out to find what makes this different"

Hiding the device out of nowhere Brian decides to explore the place and see if anything was out of the ordinary, and what better place to start than his own home? Maybe it was still in the same spot as his original dimension.

"Well might as well go home" Brian said as he started walking in the direction of his house.

After a while, Brian manages to see the house not too far away but rather than opening it up and entering he thought, hey! Maybe trying the doorbell would be a good choice.

"Who knows, maybe Peter and the family could have another house" Brian said as he rang the doorbell.

The sound of footsteps can be heard coming from the other side and Brian feels somewhat nervous.

'Okay just stay calm and everything will be okay.' The dog thought before the bright red door opened.

When the door was finally opened, however, the white fur dog was left speechless at the sight that now beheld his eyes...it was Meg. But...completely naked? Oh shit! Meg Griffin answered the door and her whole body was naked, but there was something weird about it, her body looked more...bottom heavy? Like everything she ever ate went straight to her hips and gave it form into thunder thighs.

"Brian your home finally. How was the gym?" The thick assed meg asked.

An undisputed shelf of a ba-donk-a-donk that swung from side to side like a church bell with every step she took towards him. An ass that size usually belonged to somebody with chins instead of a neck who thought fried cheese was a condiment. Yet while she hardly railed thin, from the hips up it had a 'very' well proportioned young lady on top of it.

The teen girl's hips were so dyed that it jutted past her shoulders and almost brushed both buns by the doorway sides when she came by it. Those thick thighs looked like they could snap an adult man's neck like it was nothing and her backside? EXTRA THICC! An undisputed Phat ass that if walking, he would say for sure it would swing like jelly every step she took, an ass that only the luckiest of well proportioned young famous women would have.

"Uhm...Great?" His throat went dry.

"That's good brian. Are you ready for a shower?" Meg asked as they stood there in the doorway of the house naked like it was normal to her.

"Uhm...Maybe I stick around the living room for a while before doing that"

Brian then walks by the small opening that Meg jiggly ass proportions haven't fille and went without looking at her.

'JESUS! What the hell was that? Not only is she naked but what is wrong with all that ass meat?' Brian was going nuts.

"Meg who was at the door?" An all too familiar voice asked from the kitchen.

Brian knowing that voice well enough, turned around to see a certain housewife coming from the kitchen...but once again what he saw was beyond words. First of all, she peeked her head out to see who was in the living room.

"Oh there you are Brian, you were taking so long to come back"

Then something else came with Lois from the kitchen, a pair of huge mother fucking heavy boobs! Coming out like a pair of twin meteors that were barreling against anything that came in contact with it, her impressive huge and soft jiggly knockers came down quaking and bouncing hard with each step, it was already amazing they didn't fly up to smack the red-haired women right in the face.

It's like someone cut a yoga ball in half, glued the pieces to her chest, pumped a bit more air, and then made them into real mammaries, for fuck sake, how can her back even stand it, how she even walked? He had no freaking idea...BUT SHE WAS NAKED TOO!

'Oh my god.' Brian thought as he watched the two bouncing globes of flesh.

"Hey, mom is food going to be ready anytime?" Meg asked, already hungry.

"Just wait a little longer Meg, this is only gonna taste better with patience" Lois said, boobs shaking.

"Fine then, I go watch some TV"

"Okay honey I think super bubble butts 2 is coming on tv soon" Lois informed her daughter like it was an everyday thing.

'What the hell is going on? Is it ok for people in this universe to be naked all the time inside their houses?"

Technically speaking Brian was naked too but he had his fur to be covered, this was just...too much mind-boggling to him.

"Oh shit! I love that show, let me just see where the remote is"

Meg went towards the couch to turn the TV on but when she didn't see it, then the girl bends over to shoves her hands down on the couch crevices to find it. While Brian was then watching the whole show happen right in front of his eyes.

'Damn how can a teen like a Meg have that much ass on her.' The dog asked himself while looking at her ass and her pink wet pussy.

Brian just kept there in a trance, beholden with the sight of her spectacular booty! He was sure that if she was wearing anything right now, the fabric would be pulled tight like a drum-skin in that expanse of assessing that wiggled side to side in search of the controller. He bit down on the inside of his bottom lip. Unable to do anything but to be marveled and baffled at how tight her behind was despite its size, they were like two perfectly smooth hemispheres and two perfectly smooth legs.

'I'm getting erected, really fucking hard right now. This world is weird but in a good way, but what should I do?'

"Dinner will be ready in about twenty minutes" Lois said from the kitchen.

"Twenty minutes? That should be enough time to blow a load real quick." Brian said to himself as he started going upstairs.

Trying not to make Meg see he was going upstairs, the dog quickly ran his way to the bathroom, no way he could stay there any longer without getting super hard with all those naked and much better-improved bodies.

'Lois has huge suffocating jiggly tits and Meg has an ass that goes way beyond pawg levels. And to top it all off they are oddly comfortable with their nudity around me.' Brian thought as he walked to the bathroom.

*Bathroom*

His cock is fully erected and hard as a diamond "That was such a great view, I truly appreciate it but I have to get rid of this" The dog said, sitting on the closed toilet seat and wrapping his maw around the manhood too quickly stroke it.

Brian sat there stroking his lengthy and wide fourteen-inch penis as he thought about all of Lois's sea of breast meat and Meg's huge dump truck ass.

'Oooh yeah, those two look so hot, all that sexiness it's so slutty' Brian smirked about it, having that image printed onto his mind.

"Come on out already" Brian said to himself trying to cum before dinner was ready.

For some reason it was harder for him to blast a nut, his member wanted something else besides his hands, it urged for what was down in the living room, and it was wanted now.

"Dammit! Why can't I cum with my hands? It's almost time for the food but it's going to take a while for this boner to go down" Brian said, growing frustrated.

But then someone decides to ignore privacy and the bathroom door is opened since he forgot to lock it.

"Hey, Brian dinner is almost ready. Hurry-" Meg didn't get to finish her sentence after seeing Brian's cock.

"Uhm...I can explain"

Brian was nervous, thinking that she would call him a pervert, the situation was embarrassing already but there was nothing else he could say. Meg, however, had all the things to say about that.

"Really Brian? Why are you wasting time jerking off in the bathroom? You know that whenever your large dick gets too difficult to handle on your own, you can call me" She winks at the dog.

"Well you were about to sit down and watch your favorite porn movie so I thought you'd be busy" Brian said to the thicc nerd, sweating nervously.

"No porn movie is better than my little doggy. Now...I see you need some release, why don't we go to mom's room and have some fun there? Is way more spacious" Meg made sure to make him know what she wanted.

"Okay, as long as you don't get us into any trouble" Brian said to follow the pudding-like ass.

Outside he was calm, but inside he was screaming in so many types of frequencies, this thicc Meg was going o have sex with him, that's amazing!

'So much ass. How can anything fit her?'

The horny dog thought as he watched her ass wobble and jiggle with every step. Was this what the Brian of their universe saw every day? And he also had the time to have fun with them? What a fucking lucky bastard.

"Here we are" Meg said, getting in the room "Sit tight and I start with your favorite"

"Sure Meg" Brian said, going and sitting on the bed looking at Meg's huge booty.

The beanie girl stares down at the dog's pole and starts by wrapping her hand around it for a little, stroking it up and down making Brian moan in pleasure from it "Ooohhh! Meg your hand feels so good" Brian said, biting his lower lip.

"Your so sweet Brian, acting like this is the first time I do it for you, its kinda cute" Meg winked at him "But let's get this with what you truly need"

Meg then slowly turns around showing her huge truck of an ass in its naked glory before giving it a quick slap that makes it jiggle. Brian stares at it completely in love with that bodacious phat ass.

"Get ready for some good ol' Buttjob, my cheeks are gonna make your rod feel ready to kick in high gear"

The beanie-wearing girl with glasses dropped her huge ass onto the lap of the big-dicked labrador who enjoyed the soft prison.

"Oohhh Fuck!" Brian never thought this kind of scenario would happen, yet it did "Your ass is so soft Meg"

"Of course it is, I have one of the smoothest bootys in town, only losing in sheer size to Esther, now let's rub this baby up"

Out of nowhere, she had already a bottle of oil in her hand for these occasions, letting some of it all over her cheeks making it more slippery before her hips would do the work in moving the mountain of ass up and down.

"You love it when I rub oil all over my ass, don't you?" Meg asked with a grin on her face before spanking her ass causing it to jiggle.

"AHN! Ooohh! Good god, Meg, your ass is so big and warm, it feels like your movements are making it vibrate" He said, clenching the sheets.

"This is nothing for the cheeks that won the twerking competition last year"

Resisting this was way too hard for Brian, the way she moved her butt is amazing, so much skill and jigglyness, one and a half minutes later the dog felt that this was it and warned Meg that he would be blasting off. Meg's only answer to it was to go faster which prompted the dog to howl loudly.

Cum came out from his phallus like a geyser and covered the beanie girl's ass like whipped cream to a cake and she loved it.

"Whoa, someone was pent up, looks like you were holding it in just for this moment? I know how you love to cover my ass with your thick baby batter" Meg shook her ass affectionately.

'Damn~This felt hella fucking awesome, never did I cum this much and from Meg of all people' Brian had a silly goofy smile on his face.

"Well well"

The two heard someone's voice and when turning around to see, it was no one but Lois just outside the room and balancing herself on the door, looking at what they were doing.

"I'm disappointed you went to Meg for relief first rather than me Brian" Lois gave a fake hurt look to him.

"...What?" 'My alternative selves also get all that chest to play with?' He thought, surprised out of his wits.

"No need to be bitter about that mom" Meg winks at her "You know Brian has enough for both of us"

'I do?' He gulped down, nervous "Y-Yeah Lois, why don't you...come here and I show you" Brian tried to show backbone.

"Oh really? Don't mind if I do you naught canine"

Lois Griffin walks towards the bed as Meg gives her space to be with Brian, her boobs shaking like the huge watermelons they were as the dog stares at it intimidated by their sheer size. Without saying anything the red-haired milf just positions herself and gropes her boobs before slamming them onto his phallus-like two big water balloons now trapping him, just like Meg's ass but this was even softer if you can believe it.

"HUMINA HUMINA GAGABAY!' Brian thought, gritting his teeth and clenching the bedsheets.

Humanity thought that there was a limit to how hard a dick can be, but now? Brian felt like his dick can cut through glass, it was still sensitive after having an orgasm so this only made him almost lose his sanity.

"Ooohhh fuck" He groaned out.

This was one of his dreams come true but it was even better, a huge-breasted Lois Griffin looking down at him with burning desire while using her phat tits to titfuck around his member was happening, it only went from amazing to mind-blowing when she combined that with her mouth. Brian's mind was melting away sensing Lois' mouth on his cock sucking it like a popsicle while the base and all the rest were being hugged by her breast meat, the sounds of flesh slapping against each other could be heard from a mile away.

"Damn mom, don't you think you're going to rough? He just came a moment ago" Meg smirked at it.

"Gotta teach him that I'm the best piece of hot meat around the house, Meg, I'm sure he gets it now" Lois said with a pop of her mouth from his dick before licking it from tip to the balls "Right Brian?"

"AHHHH IM CUMMING!~"

Brain let out a huge blast of cum that took Lois by surprise, it covered her face like a blast of goo and most of it went to her mouth where she quickly swallowed, droplets of it falling on her chest. Meg watches at it and pouts because the cum blast he did now was bigger to her mother than it was for her.

"He always enjoyed mom a bit more, but that's ok" Meg said.

"Geez Brian, you sure came fast this time around" Lois said, taking some of his cum out of her face.

"T-That's because today you look much sexier than normal as well hehe, and Meg too of course" 'Definitely not because this is the first time I did such thing with you'

"That's sweet of you to say, Brian. We should take a shower before going down to eat right?"

"Totally mom"

Lois and Meg then walk towards the room's bathroom, Brian still taking some of his breath from all that, he came so hard and it was such a short time.

'Dear lord…'

"Are you gonna join us, Brian?" Meg and Lois said at the same time, showing each their best assets of breasts and ass.

"Yes...Yes, I am even if it kills me I will go there and fuck them. I'm gonna find my version of this dimension, kill him and take his place, I'm never leaving this paradise' Brain thought before walking towards them.