Time to go Out on a Limo
Lucasdiaz9000 - That would take a while
Kvart284 - Sorry to hear that. But thanks! And again, I decided on who to bring in. I like Adelaide, but yeah, couldn't decide how to fit her in. But she'll appear through flashbacks and the end.
LiamFitz20 - Thank you!
Ferpaez99 - the only ones in the dimension who know about Luna and Sam being together are Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Clyde, Albert, Mr. Grouse, Bobby, Ronnie Anne, Howard, Harold, Chaz, Becky, Dana, and Joey. Everyone else will find out after the episode.
Outback Quack-X24 - That might be a bit far
KRUSA1 - Thanks for telling. But here's the catch: the police never found out. Mr. Grouse was gonna call them, but after seeing the Louds hear Lincoln back to help and them making amends, he decides not to. But he does tell that he was gonna, like what Lincoln told Lucy in "What is a Person Worth?"
Guest - I will acknowledge Lincoln being partially to blame for the luck incident since I do agree he decided to use the lie to his advantage. But the others will be more mad at Lynn for even suggesting such a rotten thing, thus giving him the idea in the first place, and the family for actually believing it and treating Lincoln like the plague.
JTWAS1994 - Maybe
TLHfanficReader21 - I'll use it!
Enjoy!
Title card: Out on a Limo
"Did this have something to do with a limo?" asked Liam.
"That must be cool." Rusty said excitedly.
Lincoln suddenly turned pale, something Carol noticed.
"Um, Lincoln? Are you ok?" she asked.
The others also noticed this as well, but aside from the Loud sisters, they had no idea what happened to him.
Lincoln sighed.
"Let's just say you will see the worst side of me, and I deserved for anything terrible that happened to me in that episode." he replied.
Everyone grew concerned. Even the Loud sisters were concerned even though they knew what had happened.
[The episode begins with Lincoln looking out his window.]
Lincoln: "Is that it?"
[Blue car passes by.]
Lincoln: "No. Oh, there it is!"
[Old man on a scooter passes by.]
Lincoln: "No."
"You waiting for something?" asked Bobby.
"Whatever it is, it sounds big." said Zach.
Lincoln: [Smiles] "There it is!"
[Old man returns to pick up the newspaper then leaves.]
Lincoln: "No. [To the viewers] This may be the coolest day of my life! You're looking at the grand prize winner of the Seed's Mustard "Win a Limo for a Day" contest."
Everyone as amazed.
"Ooh, that sounds so cool!" exclaimed Carl. "You get a limousine for a WHOLE DAY!"
"That sounds like a dream come true!" said Clyde.
"I wish I could have my own private limo." Lola said dreamily.
"Someday we'll have one." smiled Winston.
Lola blushed and giggled.
[His whole room is covered in mustard smears and jars.]
Lincoln: "I had to eat my weight in mustard. But I finally found the winning jar."
"Wow, that is a lot of mustard." said Sid.
"How did you not get sick from it?" asked Stella.
"Guess I inherited a stomach similar to Lynn's." shrugged Lincoln.
"Yeah, Lynn can eat a 6-footer 12 inces tall and still look thin." said Luna.
"Daily exercises help with that." said Lynn as she pulled her shirt up slightly to reveal her six-pack abs. "That, and my toned abs help."
"Ooh, cool abs Lynn!" said Sid, impressed.
"Ba… ba… ba…" Francisco stammered, blushing.
[The limo blares a fancy horn and pulls up in front of the Loud House and Lincoln rushes out of his room excited.]
Lincoln: "Here it is! Here it is! HERE IT IS!"
[He and his sisters rush out of the house and the chauffeur opens up the door.]
Kirby: "Good morning, sir. I'm Kirby, your personal Chauffeur for the day."
"Personal Chauffer?!" Carol asked in surprise.
"Now that is cool!" said Miguel.
[Lincoln hops in and his sisters rush Kirby and join the fun. Inside, they enjoy the accommodations the limo has to offer. Luna presses a button and releases a disco ball. Lola cannonballs into a fountain.]
"A disco ball and a fountain too?!" Ronnie Anne exclaimed.
"That is cool on top of cool!" exclaimed Rusty.
Luan: [lowers the partition window and sees Lily.] "Peek-a-boo!" [raises it and lowers it again.] "Peek-a-boo!"
Lily giggled as Luan rubbed her baby sister's head with a smile. Everyone smiled fondly at the two.
Lana: [opens up a cabinet full of mustard jars.] "Whoa, this limo has a fancy mustard collection!" [engulfs an entire jar's contents.]
Lynn: [with a baseball mitt] "Let's go pick up my team!"
Leni: "Let's go to the mall!"
Lucy: "I know a funeral procession we can ride in."
Baring the Mortician's Club, everyone shuddered.
Lori: "Guys, guys, I know you're all excited about Lincoln's limo. But let's let him enjoy it for a while first, then he'll come back and take us for a ride. Right, Linky?"
"Wow. In all the time I knew you, I never heard you call your brother Linky." said Bobby.
"Yeah, that's usually Leni and Lola's department." added Clyde.
"Yeah she did a long time ago." said Lynn Sr.
"Luna and Luan sometimes call him that too." said Leni.
"Lynn did when she was a baby as well." added Luan.
Lynn blushed with a smile.
"When was the last time you called me Linky?" Lincoln asked Lori.
"Not sure." shrugged Lori before smiling. "But I'd be happy to call you that again someday if you want."
Lincoln smiled. "I'd like that."
Lincoln: "Sure! How about I pick you all up at 5:00 and we can all go down to the Burpin' Burger?"
Girls: "YAY!"
[They all start singing the Burpin' Burger jingle.]
Lincoln: " Hungry, y'all? Look no further! "
Loud Kids: " Come on down to Burpin' Burger / Grade B Beef and special spice / When it comes back up it's twice as nice! "
[The siblings burp in unison and the girls rush out while Kirby shields himself with the passenger door.]
"Really catchy song." said Hector.
"Does that song really make you burp after you sing it?" asked Sid.
"The eleven of us belched when we did before the first snack break." Luna reminded her.
"But yeah, it does to everyone." said Lynn.
"It has that kind of effect on those who love and sing it." said Lincoln.
[Kirby bids them good day, gets in the limo, and drives off. It drives back and Lincoln gives Lily to Leni. The limo then drives off.]
"Does forgetting your baby run in the family?" Mr. Grouse deadpanned.
The Louds looked away, from both that and Lily's glare, being reminded of their vacation.
Kirby: "Your premium transportation experience begins now, sir." [sets the timer]
Lincoln: "What's all this "sir" stuff? Call me Lincoln."
Kirby: "Phew!" [takes off his driver's cap] "Well, that's a load off. I'm used to driving around snobby guys." [chuckles] "Hey, so where to? Anywhere you want."
Lincoln: "I know just the place."
"You got a good heart, Linc." Ronnie Anne commented.
"Yeah but later, not so much." Lincoln sighed.
Everyone traded glances.
[Flip's Food and Fuel. Papa Wheelie is slurping up a Flippee with two straws.]
Flip: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Double straws? First one's free! You're payin' for that second one."
"Classic Flip." Lana deadpanned.
"Why would anyone want two straws unless they're drinking their beverage with someone else?" asked Benny.
"To drink twice the amount in the same sitting." Lynn replied.
[Papa Wheelie pays up. The limo drives up.]
Flip: "Sweet bimminy boo!" [pushes one of his clerks out of the way and fills a Flippee cup up.] "One side! Important customer!" [brings it to the limo and knocks on the window and Lincoln rolls it down.] "Uh, welcome to Flip's! Uh, please enjoy a complimentary Flippee."
Lincoln: "Wow, Flip. You've never given me anything free before."
Flip: "Well, you never had a limo before."
"Well that's one way to get a free Flippee." said Sam.
"Our family gets them for free now." said Luan.
Everyone was amazed.
"How did that happen?" asked Liam.
The Louds traded sheepish glances.
"Probably through something stupid that invlvoed Flip I imagine." said Haiku.
[The other patrons of the mini-mart and even the local news come by to check the limo.]
Katherine Mulligan: "I'm here with a very important Limo rider who just rode into town. Tell us; how did you get to be so important?"
"By eating mustard." Ronnie Anne snarked.
Lincoln chuckled.
Lincoln: [nervous] "Uh..."
[At that moment, another limo blares its horn and pulls up. The rider roll down his window and reveals to be a wealthy old man.]
At the sight of said man, Lincoln growled, which everyone took notice of.
"Whoa Linc, are you ok?" asked Clyde.
"Easy there bro." said Lynn, patting her brother's back. "That jerk isn't gonna cause you any more problems."
"Who's that rich bobo?" asked Hector.
"That's Lord Jonathan Tetherby." said Lisa. "A rich man from our town, heith to the tetherball throne as it said on the internet."
"He also turned our brother into a jerk!" snarled Lola.
"He does look like the kind of guy you wouldn't trust." said Albert.
"Believe me, I made the mistake of trusting him." Lincoln muttered.
Tetherby: "Say there, I like your limo. How did you obtain it?"
Lincoln: "Uh, mustard."
Tetherby: "Oh, you must be the heir to the mustard fortune. What's your name?"
"Wait, Lincoln's the heir to the mustard fortune?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!" exclaimed Leni.
"No Leni, that's what Tetherby thought at the time." corrected Luan.
"You should've just put up a sign saying 'Mustard Contest Winner'." said Luna.
"Wish I did." Lincoln muttered.
Lincoln: "Lincoln Loud. But I'm not the-"
Tetherby: "I'm Lord Tetherby, heir to the Tetherball fortune. I was just heading to my exclusive country club. Care to join me?"
[Lincoln has a jolt of joy as Tetherby's limo drives off.]
Lincoln: "Kirby, follow that limo!"
"Lincoln, what did we tell you about talking to strangers?" asked Rita.
"Sorry Mom. But I couldn't pass up that kind of chance!" Lincoln replied.
"Plus, it's not everyday you get to go to a mansion." added Girl Jordan.
Ronnie Anne, Sid, Casey, Sameer, and Nikki snickered, remembering how rich Laird is while the awkward orange-haired boy laughed nervously.
[They arrive at the country club where Tetherby's butlers have arranged a staircase for him as he exits his limo and Lincoln hops out of his.]
Lincoln: "Thanks, Kirby."
[They march up to the door where Lincoln is astonished by what he sees inside.]
Tetherby: "Welcome to the Tetherby Country Club."
"Ooh!" everyone said in awe.
"Now that's a cool mansion!" exclaimed Bobby.
"They can have their mansions. I'll have a castle." Lola smirked.
"Those cost a lot more Lola." said David.
"If you do win a lot of money, I think a mansion would be a safe bet." added Skippy.
"We can make one together." added Winston.
Lola beamed in delight.
[Tetherby snaps his finger and his butlers slip him and Lincoln into exclusive robes.]
Lincoln: "Ooh, comfy."
Tetherby: "Of course. Now, shall we dine, old bean?"
Lincoln: "Sounds good to me, old...uh...carrot?"
Everyone chuckled as Lincoln blushed.
"Do people ever mistake you for an old guy?" asked Laird.
"Sometimes." said Lincoln.
[The two of them have a nice meal together.]
Bates: "Is there anything else I can get you, sir?"
Lincoln: "Oh, you don't need to call me "sir". You can call me Lincoln."
[The butlers gasp and one of them faints and Bates drags him out of the room.]
Tetherby: "See now, Loud. A man in a limo doesn't act all chummy with the help. It only confused them."
"If they're brainless." Lisa muttered.
"Lincoln was just being nice." added Stella.
[Lincoln nods in reason and the two of them burst open the door with their hats and canes.]
"What kind of hat is that?" asked Roger.
"A really weird one." said Joey.
"Yeah, I do look ridiculous in it." nodded Lincoln.
Tetherby: "Now, let's hit the town as limo people do."
[The limos drive off and come toward the afternoon rush where a police officer is conducting traffic and blows his whistle and holds up stop signs.]
Cop: "Limo! Limo coming through!"
[The limos pass while the other cars endure fender benders.]
"Wow, traffic stopped just for you!" exclaimed Carl.
"Those people could've been hurt!" gasped Maria.
[Lincoln and Tetherby hit a Golf course. Lincoln swings and his ball lands in a water hazard. Tetherby orders Bates to fetch the ball out of it, which he does.]
"Do the caddies at Fairway do that too?" Carol asked Lori.
"Sometimes. But the only one who doesn't mine is Shanks." said Lori.
"Who's Shanks?" asked Roger.
"You'll find out later." Lori replied.
[They have a round of limo croquet and Lincoln pops his head out with his shirt off and the wind in his face.]
Lincoln: "Wow. I never knew life could be like this."
"Yeah but it's not really for me." said Lincoln.
"You mean you don't want the rich life?" Chunk asked.
"I wouldn't mind, but I prefer it nice and slow." Lincoln said to his sister's roadie.
"Chump." Lynn snickered.
Tetherby: [also topless] "I say, it's a quarter to five, Loud. Shall we check on the markets before they close?"
Lincoln: "That's okay. My mom usually does the shopping." [realizes] "Wait! A quarter to five? I'm supposed to pick up my sisters and take them to the Burpin' Burger!"
Tetherby: "The Burpin' Burger?"
Lincoln: "Yeah, you know. Grade B beef and special spice / When it comes back up it's twice as nice. " [burps]
Everyone chuckled at that.
"Nice belch bro." Lynn smiled.
"Loud and proud like you guys." Lincoln smirked.
Tetherby: "Look here, Loud. You're a man in a limo. You can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done."
Lincoln: "But my sisters-"
Tetherby: "We all have embarrassing relations. I have a second cousin who takes the bus to work. Can you imagine? The point is we can't let them hold us back.
"Hold him back?!" Carlota asked in disgust.
"How dare he say that about our children!" Lynn Sr. snarled as the sisters growled.
Everyone glared at Tetherby.
Tetherby: Now, come on, old bean!" [gets out a parachute] "It's time for limo sailing!" [pulls the chord and sails upward] "WOO-HOO-HOO!"
[It's revealed they're sailing on Tetherbee's yacht.]
Tetherby: "THIS VIEW IS INCREDIBLE! OH, LOOK! DOLPHINS! I THINK I'LL RIDE ONE!"
[Lincoln hesitates to follow Tetherby's actions but immediately caves in.]
Lincoln: "Wait for me, old broccoli stalk!" [sails upward with his new limo buddy.]
"I know he's a jerk, but that looks SO COOL!" exclaimed Bobby.
"I know right!" exclaimed Carl.
[Back at the Loud House, the girls are all impatiently waiting for Lincoln to come and pick them up and take them to the Burpin' Burger which is not gonna happen.]
Lincoln flinched under his sisters' glares.
"What the heck Lincoln, you promised them!" Ronnie Anne scowled.
"I know." Lincoln sighed.
Tetherby: "I've got a little surprise for you." [hands Lincoln an invitation that reads You're invited! Please RSVP No riffraff allowed!] "We're holding a gala at the club tonight to welcome our newest member: you!"
"But isn't he too young?" Arturo asked.
"Well Lisa has plenty of PhD's." Frida pointed out.
"That's because I have a very high IQ." Lisa replied.
Lincoln: "Wow! Thanks old, uh...celery?"
Tetherby: "Don't mention it. I think you'll fit in splendidly. And remember, it's black tie only."
Lincoln: [misunderstanding and astonished] "No pants or anything?"
Tetherby: [heartily chuckles] "Oh, Loud, you are a stitch!"
"That would be quite the party." said Luna.
All the girls, barring the Loud sisters and Sam, blushed at the thought of Lincoln wearing nothing but a tie, and just a tie. They quickly shook it off.
[The limo arrives back at the Loud House and Lincoln sneaks inside only to be caught by his sisters who are displeased with his negligence.]
Lincoln: "Sorry! Wrong house!" [slams the door]
[However, the girls are somehow already outside right in front of him.]
"How the hell did you get outside so fast?!" exclaimed Zach.
"Anger does that to people sometimes." said Ronnie Anne.
Lynn: "Where have you been!?"
Lisa: "We were standing on the curb for over three hours!"
Lori: "The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!"
"And this is why you have to bathe often." said Rita.
"I know Mom." sighed Lana. "Still, I wouldn't have minded going."
[They trudge Lincoln back into the house.]
Lincoln: "I'm really sorry. I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherby and I just couldn't get away."
Lola: "I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!"
Lincoln: [echoing Tetherby's words] "A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function. It's just not done."
Everyone was surprised by Lincoln's words.
"There's no need to be like that, Lincoln." said Stella.
"And you only had that limo for a day." reminded Sam.
"Plus, you promised your sisters." added Carlota, frowning.
"I know that now." sighed Lincoln.
Lori: "You're not a man in a limo. You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard! As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over!"
At that, Lincoln couldn't help but glare at his sisters, who were taken aback by that.
"Look me in the eyes, and answer me truthfully: Would you have done the same as me if you won that contest?" he demanded.
The sisters traded nervous glances, unsure of how to respond to that.
"Thought so." Lincoln said as he faced the screen again.
Lincoln: [smugly] "Oh, really? Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my formal wear." [gets out a marker and holds up one of his shirts.]
Everyone was taken aback at Lincoln's words.
"Way harsh man." said Rusty.
Lincoln said nothing as he looked down at his feet.
Lori: [from downstairs] "You'll see, Lincoln! You're no better than the rest of us!"
[Lincoln shuts the door.]
"I wasn't." Lincoln sighed.
[Later, Lincoln is back in his limo, having scribbled all of his clothes black and added a black tie scribble on his shirt.]
Lincoln: ""No better than the rest of us"? How dare she! I'm the important person and I've got important places to be! Speaking of which, why aren't we moving?"
[It's revealed that he's in a traffic jam.]
"Wow, quite the traffic jam." said Principal Huggins.
"There's really no such thing as the most important person in a suburban town." said Carlos.
"What about the mayor?" asked CJ.
"Well, yeah Mayor Davis counts." nodded Carlos. "But she still acts like any other person from what I've heard."
Lincoln: "This is unacceptable. Can't you drive around this?"
Kirby: "There's nothing I can do. Sorry, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Don't call me Lincoln. It's Sir! Tetherby was right. If you get too chummy with the help, it just confuses them. Let's keep this straight, Kirby. I'm the man in the limo. You're the man driving the limo."
Everyone was shocked by Lincoln's words. Clyde even fainted at what he had said.
Lincoln felt everyone glaring at him.
"That wasn't very nice, young man." Lynn Sr. said sternly.
"That man was being nice to you and you just talked down at him." Rita added sternly.
Lincoln looked down in guilt.
[Kirby puts his driver's cap back on and the timer goes off.]
Lincoln: [moans] "And what's all this beeping?"
Kirby: [smirking] "It's the timer, sir. Your day is up. You're no longer a man in a limo."
Lincoln: "What?!"
[Kirby kicks him out and drives off.]
Lincoln: "Well, the joke's on you..." [holds up a mustard jar] "...'cause I took some of your mustard!"
"Ok, I get that Lincoln had that coming, but you can't just leave him in the middle of the street!" exclaimed Albert.
[It's getting late and Lincoln is now lost downtown while eating some of the mustard he took.]
Lincoln: "Where the heck am I?" [hears some vicious dogs snarling at him and stays calm.] "Nice puppies. You like spicy brown? I'm more of a classic yellow fan myself."
[The dogs snarl again and Lincoln runs away screaming as the dogs give chase. Lincoln escapes by climbing a chain link fence and one of the dogs bites and grabs one of his shoes.]
Lincoln: "The joke's on you! These aren't real dress shoes! They're sneakers I colored in with a marker!" [holds up said marker.]
[The dogs knock the fence around.]
Lincoln: "Whoa!" [falls while losing his pants and falls into a trash can. As he gets out, a truck drives by and splatters mud on him.]
Everyone was taken aback by that.
"Wow, talk about bad luck." said Mollie.
Lynn winced at that.
"That's karma actually." Lisa corrected.
"Yeah I had that coming." sighed Lincoln.
Lincoln: "Well, the joke's on you, 'cause, uh...oh, who am I kidding? The joke's on me."
[Offscreen, the dogs attack Lincoln again.]
Everyone winced.
"We get that feeling in the city with those stupid cats." said Sergio.
"Can't you fly away from them?" Becky asked.
"Those cats are unpredictable!" Sergio shuddered.
[Eventually, he finally makes it to the club for the gala and knocks on the door.]
Lincoln: "Hello? Tetherby? It's me, Loud! I'm here for my gala!"
[Tetherby slides a door window open to get a look at Lincoln's state.]
Tetherby: "I say, Loud! What happened to you? And more importantly, what happened to your limo?"
"He sees Lincoln's clothes torn to shreds and all he cares about is his limo?!" Mrs. Johnson asked in disbelief.
"Jerk!" snarled Lynn.
"Que ridiculo." muttered Rosa.
Lincoln: "I don't have it anymore."
Tetherby: "Without a limo, you cannot possibly join the club! It just isn't done!"
Lincoln: "But old, uh...sprout...I thought I fit in splendidly."
Tetherby: "You did...when you had a limo! Now if you'll excuse me, I have about 800 Lincoln balloons to pop." [pops one and leaves to pop the remaining 799.]
[His butlers come to the door and kick Lincoln off his property as Lincoln goes flying screaming and lands in another trash can.]
Everyone was shocked and disgusted by Tetherby's behavior.
"He kicked you out into the trash?!" exclaimed Girl Jordan.
"And wouldn't even take you in to patch you up?!" added Howard.
"How dare they!" growled Lola.
"Still, I got what I deserved for being such a jerk." Lincoln sighed.
"Even if you did, that doesn't justify that man's actions." said Harold.
[The local news van stops.]
Katherine: "I'm here with the former limo rider. Tell us; how did a man who rose so high sink so low?"
Lincoln: "Well, I started to think that I was better than everybody and acted like a real jerk. But the truth is...I'm just a kid who ate a bunch of mustard."
Katherine: [peels a Burpin' Burger napkin off Lincoln's head.] "Looks more like ketchup to this reporter." [laughs]
"Not helping Katherine." muttered Lucy.
"Well at least you learned your lesson son." said Lynn Sr.
Lincoln: [realizing with awe] "Burpin' Burger? That's it! I know how to fix everything! Can I get a ride?"
Katherine: "In the news van? It just isn't done."
[The news van takes off without Lincoln.]
"You bloody jerk!" Luna hissed at Katherine.
[Lincoln falls over in the trash can and the dogs come back for another round.]
Lincoln: "Oh, come on! You guys like ketchup, too?"
[They chase Lincoln yet again.]
"Wow, even after you learned your lesson karma still got you." said Persephone.
"How did you end up getting home?" asked Morpheus.
"Lincoln eventually found a payphone and called us up with what little money he had left in his pocket." Lori replied. "At first we didn't want to talk to him after the way he talked to us, but when we heard his panicked voice, we knew something was wrong. So I drove to find him near the high school. I couldn't believe how roughed-up he looked."
"Same for the rest of us." said Luan.
"And he did apologize to us as we helped clean him up." added Leni.
"But I felt as if that wasn't good enough," said Lincoln. "So I made a call the next day."
[The next day, at the Loud House, the mustard limo's horn sounds and the girls look out the window only to see who it is.]
Lola: "Oh, it's Lincoln and his fancy mustard limo."
Lynn: "I thought he only had it for a day! We gotta put up with more of his attitude?"
"He puts up with yours." Carl snickered.
"Carl!" Frida scolded, making him shut up.
Lincoln: "The limo's not for me." [his sisters look surprised] "It's for you. I'm sorry about the way I acted yesterday. I never should have broken my promise to take you guys to the Burpin' Burger."
Lana: [starts singing the jingle] "Hungry, y'all? Look no fur-"
Lisa: [shuts her up] "Quiet! He's groveling." [to Lincoln] "Proceed!"
Lincoln: "Right. So, I called Kirby and apologized. He's agreed to give us one more ride." [high fives Kirby] "Now, I know you're probably so mad at me that you don't even want-"
[The girls cheerfully rush into the limo and trample Kirby and Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "I guess they forgive me."
"You bet we did." smiled Luna, making Lincoln smile back. "Oh, and sorry for trampling you and Kirby." she added.
"No big." Lincoln replied.
[The limo goes to Burpin' Burger and takes the drive-thru.]
Employee: [On audio box] "Welcome to Burpin' Burger. May I take your order?"
Luna: "Eleven burgers and fries, love."
Lincoln: "Don't forget one for Kirby."
Kirby: "Thank you, sir. I mean, Lincoln."
"Now the old, good-hearted Lincoln's back!" smiled Clyde as everyone smiled at the white-haired boy as well.
Lincoln: [to the viewers while holding a burger] "The only thing better than being a man in a limo is being a family in a limo."
"True that past me." Lincoln smiled making his sisters smile, flattered.
[Everyone is enjoying their burgers when Tetherby's limo drives up to Lincoln's.]
"Oh great. The bob is back." grunted Hector.
Tetherby: "I say, Loud, it's good to see you back in a limo. What say you ditch the riffraff and come back to the club?"
[Tetherby's invitation surprises Lincoln as he darts his eyes at his sisters and Kirby who are afraid he'll leave them.]
Lincoln: "You know what, Tetherby? How about some... [he and his sisters squirt Tetherby and his limo with mustard.] ...mustard to go with that baloney!"
Everyone burst out laughing.
"You got that jerkass good!" laughed Ronnie Anne.
"That's what he gets for corrupting Lincoln!" said Chaz.
"You know I was the one who listened to his words." Lincoln reminded him.
"Well he put them in your head." Carol reminded him.
"And left you roughed-up in the streets at night." added Bobby.
"Honestly, squirting him with mustard is the least thing we should do to him." said Lynn Sr.
"We should report him for it." nodded Rita. "Though that'll cost a lot of money."
"I'll still help with the lawyers." Albert told them. "Trust me, I know good professionals."
[And with that, they drive off, singing the Burpin' Burger jingle.]
Lincoln: " Hungry, y'all? Look no further! "
Loud Kids: " Come on down to Burpin' Burger / Grade B Beef and special spice / When it comes back up, it's twice as nice! " [The Louds burp on cue]
"You all seem to have fun burping in unison like that." commented Sam.
"We like letting loose once in a while." Leni.
"True that, sis." nodded Luna.
Lincoln faced his sisters. "Girls, I know I apologized, but I feel like I should say it again." he said in guilt. "I'm sorry for the way I acted that day. I let Tetherby get to my head and I treated you like crud. I really was a snobbish jerk."
Lori smiled. "We're glad you know that." she said. "And we can't stay mad at your forever. Because you will always be out little brother… Linky." she added with a slight giggle.
Lincoln chuckled at that.
"Besides, it was that meanie who turned you into such a jerk." added Leni.
"I oughta pound him into the ground." Lynn growled.
"Get in line." growled Lola.
"Or you can do something that won't land you behind bars like sue him like your parents said." said Margo.
"That too." shrugged Lynn.
At that moment, Joe arrived through a portal.
"OK guys, it's time for another meal break." he said as he snapped his fingers and more food appeared. "Me, I'm gotta head back quickly. I'm heading to the movies with Ang."
"Ok, thanks Joe." said Lori.
With that, Joe left through the portal as everyone went to get more grub.
To be continued…
Done again!
Keep on telling me what Lucy's eyes should be, and any other dialogue I can use for future episodes.
Special dialogue thanks to:
LiamFitz20
Fickleness16
TLHfanficReader21
Next chapter, it's time for another food break!