#341: Corphish
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, hemipenises
Corphish's hard vitality allow it to be able to survive in any river environment, no matter how murky or dirty the water. Corphish's claws never let go of prey and have a grip strength that is only rivaled by Krabby or when it comes to first stage evolution Pokémon.
Corphish have a bit of a reverse mindset to Barboach when it comes to mating and egg safety, they'll mate in clear water and keep their eggs protected in murky water in which Corphish have a keen sense for finding their egg again, should they need to leave for any reason. Corphish courting is often done by performing their grip strength to each other.
During mating, male Corphish will use their claws to keep their mate pressed to the riverbed as they drive their dual hemipenises into her. Due to their grip strength, Corphish can't masturbate in the conventional way, instead they have to find rocks with holes large enough that they can stick their penises into.
#342: Crawdaunt
Type: Water/Dark
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, hemipenises
Crawdaunt has a very violent nature that causes it to pinch any Pokémon that enters its territory before it throws them out. The only time Crawdaunt is ever timid is after molting its shell, in which the shell becomes very soft and tender, making Crawdaunt more vulnerable, so it has to hide in burrows that it digs in the riverbed.
Now, given the fact that Crawdaunt are naturally aggressive, you can bet that once mating season comes around, you'd be lucky if you weren't in the same waters as it. During this time, Crawdaunt, especially males, will take advantage of whatever Pokémon come their way before tossing them out, and since Crawdaunt's sexual energy can recharge in almost an instant, you can bet that they can take advantage of any trespasser at any time.
If another Crawdaunt does happen to wander into their territory during mating season, well then the same rules apply, it will give the new mate what it has, regardless of gender, before forcefully sending them on their merry way.
#343: Baltoy
Type: Ground/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Baltoy move while spinning around on one single foot, sometimes even spinning on their head. If a group of two or more Baltoy get together, then they will congregate before crying out noisily in unison.
Since Baltoy are genderless, they reproduce by finding clay pots in desert ruins and temples that they'll spin on top of and fill with psychic powers, causing the pots to transform into a new Baltoy. That isn't to say that Baltoy don't have a way to give themselves pleasure.
After crying out, one Baltoy will stand on its head while the other places its foot on top of that, they will then spin around, creating friction that gives pleasure to both of them. These sessions usually only last about 3 minutes tops (heh) and there isn't any fluids being exchanged, but it is a great way for Baltoy to feel good.
#344: Claydol
Type: Ground/Psychic
Average penis length/design: N/A
Claydol are said to have been created about 20,000 years ago when primitive humans would mold clay and create the design that Claydol has today. The Claydol were then brought to life when exposed to a mysterious ray that gave them psychic powers.
Today, Claydol reproduce by using psychic powers to mold clay or melt clay pots down and mold them into the shape of Baltoy where they will use Psybeam to give life to the clay, they can only do so once a year, however, as the process leaves Claydol very tired. Baltoy evolve into Claydol as more and more clay builds up around their bodies and their psychic powers heighten.
Now, like Baltoy, Claydol do have their own unique way to give pleasure to themselves and other Claydol. They'll stand themselves on the small top of their heads and spin around as fast as they can, creating friction that feels really good for Claydol. For additional pleasure, Claydol can stack themselves with head on top of head and spin for a similar but stronger effect.
#345: Lileep
Type: Rock/Grass
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, tentacle
100 million years ago, Lileep would roam the seafloor and attach themselves to rocks as they use their eyes to scan for prey that they'll lure in with the flower that surrounds their face. Lileep has since gone extinct, but has been discovered and brought back to life through a Root Fossil.
Obviously it's hard to know exactly what sort of mating rituals Pokémon back then would perform, but research has shown that Lileep search for mates by rooting themselves into the ground and sensing for any nearby Pokémon. Lileep are a mostly male Pokémon species so often times they have to look for a mate in the form of another Pokémon, and any female Lileep that do come around are usually swarmed by suiter males.
Lileep have a penis that looks very much like the tentacles that surround their face, and can even move as such, releasing a musky aroma in an attempt to attract female Grass Pokémon.
#346: Cradily
Type: Rock/Grass
Average penis length/design: 8 inch, tentacle
Cradily live on the ocean floor and use their eight tentacles to grab prey and bring it in for consumption, and when the tide is low, Cradily will dig up prey from beaches. it's body acts like an anchor, meaning that Cradily can't easily be blown away by tides.
During mating season, Cradily's tentacles will secrete a musky fluid that can lure in any Grass Type Pokémon of the opposite gender within a 5 mile radius, Cradily will then mount whatever Pokémon comes by and claim it as its own. It's not unheard of for Cradily to consume their mate if they end up boring them too much.
Since male Cradily are much more common than females, many Cradily will display homosexual behavior in desperate times when mates aren't as available. Cradily penises are capable of wrapping around their mate to draw them in where Cradily will use the tentacles on their face to keep their mate down as they do their thing.
#347: Anorith
Type: Rock/Bug
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, tapered, sharp tip
Anorith used to roam the ancient Hoenn seafloor, using their long claws to snatch onto prey, even prey that's hiding within rocks. At one point, Anorith went fully extinct, but modern technology has allowed us to revive this sea-bearing Pokémon found inside a Claw Fossil.
Research has shown that Anorith would attract a mate by waving the eight fins on the side of its body in a way that would send water down on top of its potential mate in a way that made Anorith's mate feel good. Male Anorith will often use their claws to latch onto their mate as they penetrate them to completion.
The tip of Anorith's penis is rather sharp like its claw, so it really does need to be careful when it is aiming, but fortunately Anorith prefer to mate with other Rock Type Pokémon which don't even feel a scratch should Anorith miss.
#348: Armaldo
Type: Rock/Bug
Average penis length/design: 10 inch, tapered, sharp tip
Armaldo's massive claws can cut through just about anything, and it can use these claws to skewer prey to feed. As the name may suggest, Armaldo's whole body is covered in a rock hard shell that can survive just about any blow, it is thought that Armaldo was one of the most feared Pokémon in ancient Hoenn.
Much like their pre-evolution, Armaldo attract a mate by waving the 6 fins on the sides of their neck to swish water, or even air if they're on land, towards their mate in an attempt to make them feel good. The act is a bit strange to many of the more modern day Pokémon, but this was just how Armaldo did it during its time.
(Bonus thought I just had)
Many researchers wonder why most fossil Pokémon are only revived in this base form. It could be that Pokémon evolution just wasn't as much of a thing in ancient times, considering that human evolution didn't quite happen either, and the few Pokémon that did evolve died out to the point where their fossils either hadn't been discovered or simply don't exist.
#349: Feebas
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 1 inch, tapered
Feebas have a very ragged, scuffed up appearance that cause them to often be ignored, however their hardy life force allow them to live in any watery environment, even if the water is polluted. The reason why Feebas are so rare is because people have ignored it for so long that it had no real reason to reproduce all that much.
Feebas often live in small schools at the bottom of rivers and are free to mate with whatever other Feebas in the school. Hardly any other Pokémon have any sort of desire to mate with a Feebas, unless they were desperate enough, so the only real choice Feebas have for mates is other Feebas.
#350: Milotic
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 12 inch, tapered
Milotic is often described as the most beautiful Pokémon in the world. It is capable of sensing hurt or troubled emotions in the water then sending pulsing waves that soothe these feelings and make that creature feel good.
Because of its beauty, there's hardly any Pokémon that wouldn't want to mate with a Pokémon such as Milotic, even Pokémon that already have a mate would give up everything for a chance to mate with a Milotic. Of course, Milotic are quite picky about what Pokémon it chooses to mate with. To make this decision, Milotic will sense the heart of the suiter for purity and calmness, feelings that Milotic almost go nuts for, before agreeing to mate.
Given their butt-ugly pre-evolution, nature seemed to be more than generous when it molded Milotic as males are gifted with a very large member that would go right through many fish Pokémon, but female Milotic are happy to give small fish a chance at pleasure as they know what it's like to be small and unloved.
And that will be it for now.
If you've made it to this point, then what exactly are you doing with your life? JK, I always appreciate support for my work.
The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Castform, Kecleon, Shuppet and more so stay tuned.
Bye!