What's up everybody? CI here with a new short chapter.
I'm so sorry I haven't been updating lately, but my life has gone damn crazy these past months. If you are interested to get an overview, continue reading, if not, please skip this part over until the line break
So basically, when I say my life had been crazy, it also included paranormal crazy. In short, I had freaking exorcism practiced on me and I've been kinda traumatized by it? I dunno, really, but I'm still pretty freaked by it. Also, it has been confirmed, I have freaking Anxiety, Stress and Depression. Yups, the whole package deal. How nice is that? I'm planning to write a shot on these experience. I kinda forgot how therapeutic writing is. Anyways, enough about me and please, whoever read this, I do not need sympathy or pity, please refrain it will only irritate me. I wrote this down because it's a way for me to surpass my experience. Dunno if that makes sense, but continue reviewing like you do, I would appreciate it way more than if you act sympathetic or something.
With that out of the way! Here's the shot! Sorry, I know it's short but deal with me okay?WARNING: Basic humourDISCLAIMER: Hahaha No.
Shot 21: "I have given up cake"
It had been a hard decision for Cole to give up cake. An almost impossible goal even. But fortunately (that's a big lie right here), he had 5 family members that was willing to help and support him in his choice.
Although, he'd rather strangle Kai and Jay rather than accepting their version of "help"
These guys were the absolute worst.
Unlike Zane, Lloyd and Nya, these two jerks would not only eat his favorite food in front of him, but will tease him with it as well.
(On a side note, Zane and Nya need to stop acting like he was on a diet. He gave up cake, not his love for food.
At first, he thought it was weird just how eager and sympathetic Nya had been, but that was before he understood the girl though he was doing a diet. Although, he's still trying to make her get it...)
What kind of assholes did that? Fire and lightning jerks.
And that wasn't even the worst thing they did. Oh no no no.
Everytime he'd crack and submit to his love of these amazing pastries, one of the two jerks (Yeah, we're gonna call them red and blue jerk because that's what they are) would literally and figuratively pop out of nowhere (he wasn't exaggerating, he honestly have no clue how they know when he cracked and where he was. And he especially would love to know just how they managed to show up right when he's about to it the gateau. The cake would be millimeters from entering his mouth and they just show up and snatch away his life long happiness) and steal away his chocolatey goodness and inhale (No, they don't chew) it right before him.
He had to endure this torture for a whole month but today was the day that'll put an end to it all.
No he didn't stop his promise to give up cake. His body was a temple!
And no, he still had his moments of weakness. How could he not? Some cake just begged him to eat them.
So now you are wondering how he ended it all? Well, it was a rather simple solution and it gave him a lot of satisfaction.
He had been craving for the chocolate sweetness he knew resides in the refrigerator. Especially since it had ganache frosting on top, his favourite.
But of course, his promise on himself forced him to turn a blind eye and resist temptation over a 100 times. But alas, he was only human.
He sneaked into the kitchen and drooled over the master piece that was presented before him. It was fabulous.
Fetching a plate and a knife, he cut a generous (very very, that's 2 very, generous) part of the cake and with the help of a fork, was about to take his first bite.
As expected, jerk red came out of nowhere and snatched away his precious food, a grin plastered on his face.
However, before he could say or do anything, the raven lit up his lava arms and punched his friend onto the wall, a wide grin on his face as he say "Not today!"
It had been so satisfying to punch that jerk and as a bonus point to being a ninja, he had even recovered his brownie safe and sound.
Not adding that he had a witnessed that just happened to be jerk number 2 and when he saw what happened to Kai (the guy had a giant bruises but for once, Cole didn't regret being the cause of said injury. The red jerk had it coming. His sister thinks the same too). Needless to say, they never stole food right out of his hands anymore.
What a day.
Hope you guys like it! I honestly feel like this was so childish but I had so much fun with it. XD And I hope you did as well.
Anyways, thank you all for reading, I honestly appreciate it as well as putting up with ma dumbass, hehe.
Big thanks to THEREDRIPTIDE for the favourite. I greatly appreciate and is happy to know my story is worth that much to you.
Now, reviews!
To Red: Thanks and no you're not. I'm just making sure you know I'm not gonna be able to update because I'm busy, not because I'm an asshole. You to bud, have a great week
To Wind: Well, if my love ask for it then I shall make it come true And I love u more baby
To HyperbolB: Why thank you. I'm so happy you live my work so much! I truly am. Hope you are well as well, and I made you smile. Have a great week!
To NinjagoLover61-9: Yeah, I'm gonna continue it, soon enough... And just so you know, you didn't force me. Reading your review just motivated me to write again after so long and thank you so much. Reading reviews from you people is a gift in itself. And I hope you enjoy this little shot, it's an idea that's been in my head for quite a while and I thought it was hilarious. I'm sorry I took so long though, crazy life XD
To Kitten: Oh I'm so glad you liked it! And nice joke btw, I couldn't stop laughing and be like, Oh shit, what if someone really is named Rocky? XD
Again, thanks you all for reviewing, I love reviews!
Until next time
CI out
