Angry Jin vs Happy Tsubaki
Ah, look what it says on their card, "Dear mom, thanks for having sex with dad. We know it can't have been easy."
(Happy Mother's Day)
Battle Stance Nine: "Ich heiße Bertha! Das ist mein Flammenwerfer!"
Kagura vs Hibiki
Hibiki: "Kagura, did you order the Doner kebab or the Donor kebab?"
Miffed Hibiki: "It's just that my kebab has a tattoo."
Amane vs Shocked Bang
Amane: "We're from the Federation Of Gay Planets!"
Amane: "Open your Rear Docking Bay and prepare to be boarded!"
Dr Litchi vs Shocked Linhua
Litchi: "My competition would be upset if they knew I was selling this stock so cheap...come to think of it, they would be upset to know I was selling this stock at all; they're probably still looking for it."
Drunk Relius
"When the jaws open wide
And there's more jaws inside
Thats a Moray!"
Terumi vs Angry Kokonoe
Kokonoe: "Look, enough with the random acts of dickheadary. You're already in enough trouble with the Police after you pushed that suicidal guy to his death."
Terumi: "Oh puh-leeze. He was standing on the edge of a bridge. Far as I'm concerned, he got himself killed. I merely helped."
Angry Ragna vs Nu and Defeated Noel.
Ragna: "No! Poker Face! Not Poke her face! You almost had her eye out!"
Instant Kill Slayer
"A light in the Darkness!
Dishwasher's broken
But I've checked the guarantee
There's still a year left"
DESTROYED!
Trollzama vs Happy Jin & Miffed Tsubaki
Hazama: "The Fast & The Furious. A film series about cars? Or an apt description of a typical married couple's sex life?"
Happy Schoolgirl Kajun vs Happy Schoolgirl Makoto
There was a young barmaid from Yale. On who's tits was the menu for ale.
But because she was kind. For the sake of the blind. On her arse it was printed in Braille.
Ragna: "She told me she loved me, which means-"
Happy Nu & Terrified Ragna
Ragna"-she must be Insane!"
Shocked Tsubaki vs Miffed Makoto
Tsubaki: "It's like we're in some weird Hentai with these continent sized Tentacle Monsters here to conquer our planet shrieking "PREPARE FOR OUR COMING!" Not entirely sure which meaning."
Makoto: "Does it really matter? We're getting fucked either way."