(Turner Residents)
Tommy, as he now called himself, sat down at the dinner table alongside his fellow family members.
Once he had been taken to the Turner household, he had learned that not only had the real Tommy had a sister named Heidi but also an adopted brother named Damien and a younger brother named Billy. Similar to his family back on Neptune, he had one male parent and one female parent. His human parents were named Thomas and Nancy.
"Tommy, are you all right? You haven't even touched your chicken?" Nancy Turner asked.
Gorresd, No Tommy! Your name is Tommy Turner; stop forgetting you, idiot! Think carefully; this female Homosapien thinks your one of her young; you have to answer carefully. Tommy thought to himself.
"Oh im fine, mother. I'm just thinking about my many extracurricular activities I have to do for school." Tommy replied nervously.
"What extracurricular activities? As soon as we get home from school, your the first one to plop down on the couch and watch Canada shows all afternoon." Heidi said.
"For your information, I just started to do extracurricular activities," Tommy replied.
"Why do you keep saying extracurricular activities? Wouldn't it be easier just to say whatever you're doing after school? Billy Turner asked.
"Your brother makes a good point, son. The conversation would go by much faster if you just said what you were doing." Thomas Turner said.
Tommy then began to sweat profusely. Why were humans so chatty? Tommy thought to himself.
"It's an after-school activity. Their that was faster, wasn't it?" Tommy asked his new family.
Damien looked at his brother don't fully.
"I haven't seen you around the school grounds when Isla and leave Bible study, " Damien said.
Damnit! These humans won't let this go! Tommy knew he had to think of something quick.
He then remembered something; human adolescence were obsessed with their male and female lovers, and since he had noticed a picture of Damien with a Dark haired girl on his way into the house, he could use this against Damien.
"So, do you always leave Bible study with Isla, Damian? You two seem to be quite close. Is she perhaps your girlfriend?" Tommy asked before taking a bite of his chicken.
Damien blushed.
"N-no, Isla and I just have a lot of interest in the book of numbers; that's all. We are just friends." Damien replied.
"I don't know, Damien; I saw you two at the abstinence dance, and you guys couldn't take your eyes off of each other," Heidi said.
"You kids are growing up too fast. Damien, you don't need a girlfriend. Boys your age are supposed to hate girls like when I was young, but nowadays boys and girls start dating by age eight or nine. It's not right." Nancy Turner said.
"Oh come on, mom. Don't you think you're overreacting just a little?" Heidi asked.
"Your mother is right, Heidi. Remember all the trouble you went through when you were dating that fat little shit?" Thomas Turner said.
"Anyway, back to what we were talking about a few minutes ago," Damien said as he looked into the eyes of his adoptive brother.
"What are you doing after school, Tommy?"
Tommy looked around the Dining Room and noticed a trophy case filled with football trophies.
"I...have joined the school football team," Tommy said.
Thomas and Nancy both looked pleased with their son's response.
"Well, what do you know, now both of our older sons are continuing the family tradition. You know your mother and I met in a coed football league. When she tackled me for the first time, I wanted that moment to last forever." Thomas said as he gazed at his wife lovingly.
Nancy blushed as her husband said this.
"Wha-what do you mean both of your older sons?" Tommy asked nervously.
"Damien is on the team too, Tommy. Your brother is a Wide receiver." Nancy said.
"What position are you playing, son? Thomas asked.
"Well, I just joined not that long ago, so they're still trying to figure out where to put me."
"That's strange, but im sure coach knows what he's doing."
The Turner family then returned to eating their dinner. Afterward, Heidi began to help her younger brother Billy with his homework while Damien pulled Tommy into the broom closet.
"What's up with you lately?
First, you don't come home for a whole night, then Heidi finds you outside a gun store the next day, and now you're lying to mom and dad about being on the Football team. What's going on, Tommy? I know I haven't been a member of your family for that long, but I want you to know that you can talk to me about it...we are brothers now, after all."
Tommy smiled inwardly. He could use Damian's concern to his advantage.
"Damien, I do have a secret to tell you. You see, for the past few months, I have been dating a boy from school. The night I was gone spent it with my boyfriend at his house. Please, don't tell dad. You know how overprotective he is and I don't want him to scar off my boyfriend."
Damien smiled.
"Don't worry, Tommy. I'll keep your secret safe." Damien said.
Damien was about to leave the closet but turned back around.
"Since we are trying to keep your relationship a secret, maybe I should talk to coach about adding you as an alternate. We're going to need all the help we can get against the west park cowboys next Friday."
Tommy breathed a sigh of relief as Damien left the closet.
Thank Cthylla that Damian fell for that lie about having a boyfriend. Though now, this presented a small problem. Damien may want to meet Tommy's boyfriend at some point, also now Tommy would have to learn the earth sport, football. This was going to be difficult, but he did choose this mission, and he would see its completion.
(Stotch Residents)
Vapula kicked the door open!
Stan, Kyle, Bebe, Tweek, wendy, and Millie looked at the Demon with a look of surprise and horror.
Butters and Lola ran in.
"Hey, fellas, what's going on?"
Tweek pointed to the Demon.
"Oh my God!"
"Make things easy for me, boys. Let me kill you now, and I promise that ill only torture your female mates for three days."
Butters, Stan, Tweek, and Kyle got in front of their girlfriends in protective stances.
Vapula sighed.
"Oh well. It's probably for the best anyway; I haven't been able to get any good exercise in a century. Hunting and killing you all will be good for me."
"Run!" Kyle shouted to the girls.
Wendy, Bebe, Millie, and Lola didn't move.
"We aren't going to leave you guys alone with this Lion thing!" Bebe said.
"That's fine by me; I'll enjoy ripping out your intestines while you're still alive," Vapula said.
"Eat this cacodemon!" Butters shouted as he took out a small vial of water and splashed it on Vapula's eyes!
As soon as the water touched the demon's eyed, it began to sizzle and burn his skin around his eyes!
"Arrrghhh! I'll crush your head for that, Homosapien!" Vapula shouted in pain.
"C'mon, fellas!" Butters shouted as he grabbed Lola and ran out the front door. Everyone else followed Butters as they ran out.
"Butters, what the hell did you throw in that monster's face?" Kyle asked as they ran out of the house.
"Ever since Satan and Ithaqua battled here, I have been carrying a small vile of Holy water with me at all times," Butters responded.
(Stotch Residents)
Vapula tried his best to wipe off the holy water, but this was to no avail. From what little sight the demon had left, he could make out the figure of a young human adolescent with dark blonde hair dressed in a white robe enter the house and stand in front of him.
"Who goes there?" Vapula snarled.
"Your eradicator, you Demon piece of crap!"
The voice belonged to none other than Kenny McCormick.
Kenny grabbed the Demon by the neck and threw him against the wall!
Vapula went through the wall and landed in the snow outside. He knew that he would not win this fight in his current state; he hated that he had to do what he was about to do, but he would be killed if he didn't.
Vapula then grabbed the burned area of his face and began to rip it away from his skull! After which, the missing part of his face quickly grew back along with his eyesight. The act itself was short but excruciatingly painful.
He saw the dead human walk out of the house and give him a dirty look.
Vapula tried to get up, but before he could, Kenny grabbed him by the neck again and began to strangle him.
"Tell me when the attack is going to start!" Kenny shouted.
"I...don't...know," Vapula replied.
"Bullshit!" Kenny said as he strengthened his grip around the demon's throat.
"Im only going to ask you this one more time; when is the attack going to happen?!"
Kenny then heard a loud popping sound and looked over his shoulder, and to his horror, saw an army of Demons, Nazi zombies along with Mecha-Streisand, Ms. Ellen, Monica Wagner, Arthur D. Levinson, Gregory, Gregory's father, Charles Wellesley, johnny English, Mr. Reality, Mark Zuckerberg, the woodland critters, Scary monster, spooky fish, and Demonic toilet.
"Oh, Fuck."
(Two miles away from Breckenridge)
The Bus stopped, and Leslie got off.
Ahead of her was the Psychiatric hospital that shelly had been sent to.
Leslie walked into the hospital and stopped at the front desk.
"Hello, may I help you?" the man at the front desk asked.
"Yes, im here to visit Shelly Marsh," Leslie said.
" Okay, but visiting hours are over in 30 minutes, so you are going to have to make your visit quick."
"That's fine; I won't be here long."
The man then led Leslie to the rec room, where he pointed to shelly, who was in the corner painting a self-portrait.
Leslie walked over to shelly and tapped her on the shoulder.
Shelly turned around and narrowed her eyes at Leslie.
"Who the hell are you?" shelly asked.
Leslie smiled then gave Shelly a copy of her adoption forms.
"Im Leslie Meyers Marsh, your replacement."
Shelly looked down at the forms then back up at Leslie with a look of shock and betrayal in her eyes.
"T-they got another daughter?" shelly asked.
"Yep, and I know im not able to give an unbiased opinion in this, but I have to say I'm quite the improvement over you. I'm grateful for the family and home I have been given while from what I've learned about you, you were a spoiled brat who didn't care about anyone but herself. I'm kind and gentle while you were abusive and mean. I care about stan... where you hated him."
Shelly slammed her fist on the table!
"Damn right I do! It's his fault im in here!"
"No, it wasn't. As justified as he would have been in calling you in, he was too scared that you would beat him again if he tried anything like that. It was his girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger, who called the cops. Not that I blame her, i would've done the same thing if I was in her position...do you know that after you got sent away, he felt like it was his fault that you got sent away? To think you had everything I have ever wanted, and instead of being grateful for it, you throw it all away!
You abuse your brother,You treat your parents like shit, and to top it all off, you steal from them too. Yea, that's right, I found a considerable amount of cash under your mattress. No way you saved up all that from birthday cards; you stole it from your parent's wallets! You deserve everything that has happened to you, and I am relieved by the fact that you will spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital while I live the rest of my life free as a bird in my town with my boyfriend, Craig, and your or should I say, my family. Enjoy the rest of your life, shelly." Leslie said as she turned around and began to walk out of the room.
"You won't last long with them! I'll find a way to get rid of you just like I did with my real sister!" shelly shouted.
Leslie stopped a few inches away from the Door. She turned back around and looked at shelly.
"What other sister? Mom and dad never told me about another child."
"Im not surprised. Evan, that turd, stan never knew that he had a twin sister."
( New South park)
Vapula used Kenny's distraction to his advantage; he grabbed the dead boy by the head and threw him a few feet away! The Demon then ejected himself towards the Running boys.
Tweek and Butters had gotten out of the way, but unfortunately, Stan and Kyle were not so lucky.
Vapula grabbed Stan and Kyle is and shattered their necks before dropping their lifeless bodies to the ground.
Wendy and Bebe stood in shock as they watched their boyfriends being stepped on by Vapula.
To be continued
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