Leslie began to strangle Shelly while the hospital staff tried unsuccessfully to pry her off.
"What other sister are you talking about, and what did you do to her, you witch!"
Shelly struggled to talk.
"An old man offered me 500 dollars for her. I tried to convince him to take stan, too, but he only wanted the girl." shelly strained to say.
"How could you just give away your flesh and blood, sister, to a human trafficker?!"
"Im, the only daughter they need! I wasn't going to play second fiddle to some crying brat!"
Leslie wanted to snap her adoptive sister's neck right then there, but she then remembered what Father Horgan had told her when she was in a similar situation with Johnny English.
Leslie didn't take her hands away from Shelly's neck, but she did begin to loosen her grip.
"If you want me to let you live, then you will tell me what he was going to do to your sister!"
"I don't know. He said that he only wanted her because she had a rare blood type he needed for some ad experiment. Now let me go!"
Leslie narrowed her eyes.
"What was the girl's name?!" Leslie shouted.
"Im starting to blackout; let me go!"
"Tell me, or ill make sure you never wake up!"
"It was Leslie! Her name was Leslie Marsh!"
Shelly then faded into unconsciousness. Leslie let go, then stood up and began to ponder to herself.
She and stan's real sister had the same name and had been taken away from their families for an ad experiment. Could she and this other Leslie be the same person?
Leslie smiled to herself as she thought about it. The idea made so much sense to her. At first, she imagined her and stan as twins because they both had black hair and ice-blue eyes, but now that she had the same name as stan's real twin, as well, like the fact that she and this other twin were kidnapped for an ad, the experiment, It only made sense that she was that twin. This is why God had set in motion the events that would lead to her being brought back to life; it was to reunite her with her parents and twin brother, to bring her back to her true home in New south park.
Leslie then looked back at shelly; Two orderlies were trying to bring her out of unconsciousness. Shelly deserved everything that had happened to her and more. She would have taken great pleasure in killing her older sister, but she again remembered what Father Horgan had said to her about all lives, even the ones of evil people mattering. Shelly living in this crappy sanitarium for the rest of her life would be punishment enough.
Leslie was about to walk out when she noticed something strange on the room's tv set. The sound was off, but Leslie could read the captions on the screen. A female newscaster was talking about New South park. Leslie then saw several Demons and zombies in the background. She was about to run out of the room but stopped in place when she felt a horrible feeling overtake her.
Something terrible had happened to Stan. She had a feeling like this before at the abstinence dance while Trent Boyett was beating up stan. She hadn'tcennection then and had assumed the pain she was feeling was due to the whole ordeal's stress. Now she knew why she had felt this way then and why she felt this way now. She was feeling her twin brother's pain. The pain only intensified as Leslie ran out of the reck room and down the psychiatric hospital's halls. By the time she had reached the exit, the pain had stopped; in the briefest of moments, Leslie felt absolutely nothing.
"I guess stan must be dead."
Leslie recognized the voice of her former ad self.
"Please leave me alone. I'm not in the mood for your mind tricks right now." Leslie said to herself without looking into the mirror a few feet away, where she knew her Ad self was looking back at her.
"It must suck to have everything you've ever wanted right within your grasp then have it taken away in an instant." Her Ad self said.
"But you know, you don't have to feel this way. You don't have to feel anything at all; give in to your other half, Leslie. Let the Ad part of you take over."
Leslie covered her ears while tears of sadness and anger began to flow down her cheeks.
"Just shut up!" Leslie shouted
"Im not like you! I'm not Leslie Meyers, the Ad. I'm Leslie Marsh, the person! Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a family, and I home to save, so if you could fuck off and die, i would very much appreciate that." Leslie replied as she got up and began to walk out the door.
"You mean an adopted family and an adopted home." The Ad Leslie said smugly.
"No! Shelly, all but confirmed that I'm the girl that was kidnapped! Stan and I are the same age and have the same black hair, plus I have the same name as the baby who was taken."
"With your luck, it'll probably end up being another Leslie."
The Ad Leslie then began to laugh while pointing at her authentic self.
"You're never going to get the life you've wanted. You're always going to be seen as a frea-"
Before the Ad Leslie could finish her sentence; the real Leslie pulled the mirror off the wall and smashed it on the floor! She then walked out the front door and into the middle of the road.
A car stopped a few inches away from her body. The Driver of the vehicle, an obese middle-aged man, walked out of it.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Do you realize I could have killed you?!"
Leslie ignored the older man then punched him in his crotch!
The older man fell, and Leslie took his keys! She jumped into his car and drove towards New South park.
(New South park)
Vapula looked down hungrily at the five children that stood before him.
"Im sure you realize that it would prove futile to try and escape me a third time," Vapula said as he began to walk closer to the children.
As he was doing this, the Demon was unaware of Kenny sneaking under him and putting his leg out to trip the demon.
Vapula tripped over Kenny's leg and then fell over onto a large rock neck first.
Tweek, Wendy, Butters, Lola, and Millie all cringed as they heard the Demon's neck-breaking against the rock.
Lola picked up a stick and poked the dead demon a few times.
"I think he's dead," Lola said.
"Don't get too close, babe.
You don't know if he's going to come back to life any minute or not." Butters said as he pulled Lola back into the fold.
Kenny watched as his old friend's stared at stan and Kyle's bodies. He saw the look of pain and heartache on their faces. These feelings were especially apparent in Wendy and Bebe. He wished that they could see him so he could comfort them, but since living humans couldn't see the dead, it didn't seem like a good idea to hope for something like that. However, he could reassure them in other ways. He walked over to the two boys who had replaced him, Tweek and Butters, and then whispered in their ears: you two can't waste your time mourning Stan and Kyle. The people of South Park need you two to rise to the occasion and be leaders...don't let grief take over Wendy and Bebe.
Kenny then looked around and saw several of his former schoolmates and several other town members running up to them.
"Remember, you two, be leaders." Kenny whispered in Tweek and Butters's ears.
Tweek shook his head then looked back down at Stan and Kyle's corpses. A tear began to fall down tweek's cheek, but he whipped it away before it fell off of his
cheek.
"We can't just stand around and wait to be killed by more Demons. We have to make a stand and fight!" Tweek said.
"B-But Tweek, we can't just leave Stan and-" Wendy was interrupted when Tweek grabbed wendy by the shoulders.
"Wendy, you can't worry about a lifeless husk," Tweek said as wendy looked back at Stan's corps.
"Stan's not in that body anymore, Wendy. I know he wouldn't want you to stay here and get killed."
Wendy looked down for a moment, then nodded.
"What the heck are you guys still doing here?"
The five children then turned their heads and saw Clyde, Dog poo, Francis, Nelly, Jason White, Mark Cotswolds, and several other south park elementary students.
"Where are you are guys going?" Millie asked.
"We're getting the hell out of here; that's what we're doing. You guys should be doing the same thing." Clyde said.
Tweek clenched his fists in anger.
"We aren't going anywhere, and neither are any of you. We are going to stay here and fight! And we're not going to stop fighting until every last Demon,zombie or whatever has run out of New south park!" Tweek said.
"Are you fucking crazy?! In case you haven't noticed, we're all just kids, Tweek! We will be killed in the first three minutes if we decide to go up against them."
Butters walked over to Clyde and Smacked him hard across the face! Before falling into the snow, Butters then grabbed him by Coat.
"C'mon Clyde! Do you want to be known for the rest of your life as a Piss baby?!" Butters shouted while shaking Clyde.
"Im not a piss baby!" Clyde said.
"Ya, you are," Bebe said while everyone else nodded in agreement.
"How are we even going to fight? We don't have any weapons." Clyde said as Butters let him go.
"Don't worry about that. I have a way to get us some. Everyone follow me!" Tweek shouted.
Everyone began to follow Tweek to the center of town while Wendy and Bebe stayed back for a moment.
Bebe bent down and closed her Dead boyfriend's eyelids. She couldn't stand to see the look of fear and panic in his eyes. She then felt Wendy's hand on her shoulder.
"C'mon Bebe. We have to go." wendy said while trying her
Absolute best to hold in her tears.
Bebe nodded, then got up.
"Don't be sad, Bebe. If Kenny could come back from the dead so many times, im sure our boys will come back too." Wendy said.
Bebe was skeptical, but she nodded her head in agreement because she knew they would both need that speck of hope to get through the night.
(miles away)
Leslie drove the stolen car as fast as it could go. She glanced at the gas meter and noticed she was running out of gas.
"C'mon, don't die on me now," Leslie shouted, but to her disappointment, the car began to slow down before finally stopping in the middle of the road.
"Dame it!"
Leslie got out of the car and began to walk down the dark country road.
At first, she hoped that Somebody would drive by and stop for her, but she lost all hope for that five minutes after she left the car.
As she walked, Leslie tripped on a tree root and fell onto the soft dirt. She then pulled herself up and looked up into the beautiful star-filled night sky.
"Please, God, I know you've done a lot for me lately, and I am grateful, but I have to ask one more favor of you. Please save my town from whatever or whoever is attacking them.
Or at the very least, give me the means to help south park."
"Your prayers have been answered, child."
Leslie opened her eyes and saw a tall angel wearing bright gold robes.
"W-who are you?" Leslie asked.
"I am archangel, Gabriel. Our God has sent us to help you in your time of need." Gabriel said.
"We?"
Leslie then felt the ground begin to shake. In the distance, Leslie saw two glowing gold eyes coming out of the forest.
Out came none other than ManBearPig. There was another flash when Leslie opened her eyes. She saw an army of Angles armed with Vorpal blades and impenetrable shields.
"Come, let us save your human Brethren," Gabriel said.
(Jimbo's Ammo world, New south park)
Jimbo sighed while looking at a rack of fully restored ww2 machine guns and rifles, as well as numerous cartridges of ammunition.
"It breaks my heart, Ned. To see all these beautiful, fully restored guns not being bought. Oh well, I guess we'll have to sell them to that collector lady you've been dating."
Ned was about to say something but was interrupted by knocking at
the front door.
"Who is it, Ned?"
"It's some kids," Ned answered before opening the door.
"Well, what do you kids what?" Jimbo asked.
Tweek pointed at the rack of ww2 guns and rifles.
"We'll take all of those guns as well as all the ammunition that you have," Tweek said.
"Well, hold on there, little guy. As much as I would love to sell you kids a gun, by law, I can't."
Tweek took out his checkbook and handed jimbo.
Butters pulled Tweek aside.
"Tweek, what are you thinking? You can't give away your entire inheritance on this." Butters whispered.
"Relax, I'm only using a small part of it," Tweek whispered back.
"Well, that sure changes things; take your pick, kids."
Tweek was the first to grab a gun off the rack.
"Ooh, you got a good eye, kid. That's a PPSh-41; both sides used that gun during world war two because It was so good."
Tweek ignored Jimbo while he loaded the ammunition into the machine gun, then looked outside, where he saw Mecha-Streisand beginning to come closer to the center of town.
Tweek turned his head and saw Butters standing right behind him, holding a Trench Shotgun.
"Clyde, Mark, Kelly!"
Clyde Donovan, Mark Cotswolds, and kelly p Gardner ran up to Tweek.
"I want the three of you to secure as much holy water and church artifacts as you guys can get your hands on. We're going to need all the help we can get... Especially with Streisand."
"Let me worry about Streisand, Tweek. You lead our forces against these fallen angels." Pip said as he began to open the front door.
Jenny Simons ran up to her boyfriend and tried to pull him back inside.
"Pip, don't. Do you want to be squashed by her again?" Jenny said.
Pip smiled then gave Jenny a quick peck on the lips.
"Don't worry, Darling. This time im the one who will do the squashing!" Pip said as he took off his shirt, much to the Delight of Jenny, some of the girls, and a few of the guys there as well. Tweek was the first to notice a medium-sized button in the middle of his back.
"Will someone be so kind as to press the button on my back, please?" pip asked.
"Why?" Butters asked.
"It was another function Apple installed when they were re-creating my body. If it works, then I should grow to the same size If not more extensive, then Streisand."
"Wait, ever since you've moved back, you could've done this the whole time? Why didn't you do this before when those two monsters were attacking our town in Wyoming?!" Kevin stoley asked with obvious annoyance in his voice.
"Because it only has a 50-50 chance of working." pip answered.
"But... What if it doesn't work?" Jenny asked.
Pip sighed as he saw the look of sadness in his girlfriend's eyes.
"If it doesn't work, then the pressure will put too much strain on my cybernetic body and will eventually lead to my death."
Pip noticed how everyone looked sad or worried.
" look, if there were any other options then I would explore them but there aren't! We need to take these invaders down, now!
Butters, press my button."
But let's nodded then pressed pip's back button.
Pip ran out of the building and felt a horrible amount of pain as his body began to grow until he reached the height of sixty meters tall (196 feet 10.205 inches)
"Ugh! Come on, everybody! Let's show these Demons that they are messing with the wrong Redneck mountain town!" Tweek shouted as he and his classmates ran out of the store and into the demon-infested streets!
To be continued
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