NOTE: School is a massive pain in the ass, so sorry for the delay. Sabretooth won the poll, so they have joined for the viewing. I will admit that I forgot to add Mermaid Heel as an option, so as an apology I added Kagura and Millianna free of charge. Depending on how much of a bitch, school decides to be chapters may not be as frequent as beforehand.
Anyway, enjoy the Kai episode and review.
Chapter 44: DragonThing Z Kai
Erza beamed at her mini group in front of her as she boasted about a Goku to her friends.
Jellal and Kagura were steadily trying to not shatter the cups of tea in their hands as Erza praised Son Goku. Silently swearing to kill the bastard if they ever met him. Minerva on the other hand yawned as she listened to Erza preach about Goku. She was only here, because Sting and Yukino dragged her along. However, Millianna had something on her mind as she squeezed Happy between her breasts(The other four managed to escape).
"He sounds just like Natsu," Millianna brought up, not knowing the consequences of those words.
And just like that both Jellal and Kagura swore to kill Natsu later. The fire dragon slayer shivered as a chill went up his spine.
"You ok Natsu?" Sting asked, his idol.
"Eh? O-of course I'm ok! I'm all fired up to watch more!" Natsu pumped himself up.
"Then, I'm fired up to watch with you Natsu!" Sting copied Natsu's exact motions. Yukino and Lucy sweatdropped at the two hyper dragon slayers.
"I'm glad you could make it, Yukino. I'm not sure if I would've been able to handle two of them," Lucy smiled at her fellow Celestial mage.
Yukino clasped her hands with Lucy. "I'm glad I could be of help, Lucy. Still, I'm excited to watch this show with you guys. You've made it sound so exhilarating," Yukino exclaimed.
On the other end of the guild Gildarts is hugging Cana tightly, crying his eyes out. "My sweet daughter! I'm so happy you're willing to invite me!" Gildarts cried out.
"What do you mean invite!? You could've just shown up on your own!" Cana shouted back at him. The loving father just cried harder, and the equally loving daughter slapped him.
Gajeel and Rouge looked at one another, nodding their heads, and turned towards the screen. Levy just sweatdropped at the weird greeting the two slayers had.
"Meredy, I'm so happy you could join us!" Juvia exclaimed and hugged the pink female.
"I'm happy to be here with you guys too!" Meredy hugged the water mage back. Gray hanged back to avoid the hug, until one of Juvia's water tendrils grabbed and pulled him into it.
"It's good to see you too, Meredy," Gray smiled, as he struggled in Juvia's embrace. The water mage, smiled blissfully at all the hugging.
The quad of Exceeds all sat on a table, happily ignoring Happy's pleas for help. "So, you guys said, this show is good right?" Lector asked the Fairy Exceeds.
"Frosch, wants to know too!" The pink one raised his paw.
"It's...something special," Carla phrased. She didn't exactly want to praise it too much.
"You'll just have to watch it for yourselves," Lily said.
"Fine, but it better be worth it," Lector pouted.
"Frosch, thinks it will!" Frosch patted Lector.
"Ok everyone! I'm starting it up!" Mira announced, and jumped back towards the audience. Those who were new were a bit anxious to see what everyone else was so excited for as the lacrama activated.
[DISCLAIMER]
FREEZA: This is a parody-BUY THE F**KING SHOW!
The newcomers were taken aback by the sudden foul language. Turning their heads to see everyone else wasn't so shocked by it.
Minerva however smiled gleefully. "I might actually like this."
(cut to Goku in Wukong Hospital staring at the people staring at him)
P.A.: (faintly) Paging Dr. Bender... Dr. Bender...
KRILLIN: Let's go to space!
"Oh, it's another recap. Well, this will at least show you guys the previous arc," Levy explained.
"And we get to see that Super Saiyan thing, Natsu was talking about!" Sting replied, happily. Jellal's and Kagura's faces turned serious at the realization of seeing Goku's "Coolest moment".
(Kami's ship is seen flying off into space)
[KAI OPENING SEQUENCE]
GOKU: Dragon Soul!
(cut to Krillin, Gohan, and Bulma flying through space)
KRILLIN: Going to Namek!
"You've done it already," Romeo said.
(shift to the spaceship floating in front of Fake Namek)
GOHAN: Is that Namek?
"No, Gohan we're not going there again," Lucy gagged. Yukino looked at her friend confused.
"Did something bad happen there?" Yukino asked.
"Just...very weird and questionable things," Lucy gave the vague answer.
KRILLIN: No.
(shift to the spaceship floating in front of a mystery ship)
GOHAN: Is that Namek?
"That's a spaceship," Erza corrected.
"He's five," Mira reminded Erza.
KRILLIN: No.
(shift to the spaceship floating in front of Namek)
GOHAN: Is that Namek?
"YES!"
KRILLIN: Boo-yah! (the trio land on Namek) This place is boring!
"It looks really beautiful though," Meredy noted.
"I agree," Lisanna gave a thumbs up.
GOHAN: (notices a space pod) Is that a Saiyan pod?
KRILLIN: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...!
(cut to Vegeta arriving on Namek. Krillin's screaming can be heard faintly in the background.)
"Is he always so annoyingly loud?" Minerva's eye twitches.
"Yes, yes he is," Laxus answered.
VEGETA: I'm on Namek now!
"We can see that, oh glorious one," Evergreen rolled her eyes.
CUI: Hey, Vegeta.
VEGETA: Hi, Cui. (blows up Cui) Bye, Cui.
"He's gonna be, trouble isn't he?" Jellal asked.
"You don't even know half of it," Erza sighed.
(cut to Freeza)
FREEZA: Hello. I'm Space Napole-Hitler. Give me the thing.
"Don't know who those two are, but those names fit Frieza perfectly," Levy said.
MOURI: No!
FREEZA: Give me the thing.
MOURI: No!
FREEZA: Kill his kid. (Dodoria fires a mouth blast at Cargo, who dies and gives off a Wilhelm scream) Give me the thing.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" The newcomers glared harshly at Frieza for his actions. Deciding that they don't like Frieza at all.
Gildarts tightened his hold on Cana, bringing forth more protests from the alcoholic woman.
MOURI: Here. (hands Freeza a Dragon Ball)
FREEZA: Good. Kill him.
MOURI: But the thing! (Dodoria snaps Mouri's neck, killing him)
"Monster," Kagura spat, venomously. Millianna squeezed Happy for comfort, making the poor exceed plead for mercy.
FREEZA: Other kid.
GOHAN: NO! (kicks Dodoria in the face while Krillin grabs Dende)
KRILLIN: Quack! (they both fly off)
"Gohan my pride and joy!" Mira clapped, joyously.
"And Krillin," Elfman added.
"Yes, and Krillin," Mira responded.
FREEZA: What the space fu-
(cut to Krillin and Gohan fleeing)
KRILLIN: Think we're in the clear!
"Krillin! What did we say about talking!" Lucy shouts, frustrated.
KRILLIN: (Dodoria appears behind them) We're all gonna die!
GOHAN: Use your Solar Flare!
"Son Gohan, the voice of reason," Gray smirked.
KRILLIN: Oh, I do know that.. SOLFLAH! (blinds Dodoria with an image of Lanipator dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter being briefly seen)
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
DODORIA: UGH! BITCH! (gets knocked to the water) UGH! DOUBLE BITCH!
"Didn't know she was describing herself?" Gajeel jokes.
"WHAT THAT'S A WOMAN!?" The newcomers gagged.
VEGETA: 'Sup, Chubbs McKenzie? Any last words before I kill you?
DODORIA: I have a thick... meaty... vagina…
The guild becomes dead silent as Dedoria's words sink into their minds and a cursed image starts taking shape. Majority of the mages almost threw up and Minerva would've left immediately if Erza didn't pin her to the seat.
(Vegeta is shown with darkened eyes, deeply disturbed by this revelation, and kills Dodoria. Vegeta then closes his eyes and begins to heave.)
"Did the universe a favor, and that better be the last time Dedoria appears," Gajeel said, deeply disturbed.
(cut to Gohan and Krillin)
GOHAN: We're alive!
"Frosch is glad!" The frog exceed, smiled.
KRILLIN: But they have the thing!
GOHAN: We have a thing.
DENDE: My name is-
KRILLIN/Natsu: Little Green!
(shows Dende with a Borderlands-style intro screen, showing the text "White Mage" and "Little Green")
"Is it really?" Rouge asked Gajeel and Levy.
"No, it's Dende," Levy replied.
DENDE: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
(cut to Freeza)
FREEZA: Dodoria's dead?!
"Completely eradicated," Bickslow laughed.
ZARBON: Mmm.
FREEZA: Vegeta! Get him!
ZARBON: Mmm!
(cut back to Krillin, Gohan, and Dende)
KRILLIN: We're stayin' here! Gohan, look after Little Green!
DENDE: Hey.
KRILLIN: Bulma...! Do not do anything for this entire trip! (Bulma nods) Good!
"Bulma was way out of her comfort zone here," Lucy pointed out.
"Doesn't change the fact that she did nothing, but complain the whole time," Laxus responded.
(cut to Vegeta holding a Dragon Ball)
VEGETA: Found me a thing! (throws Dragon Ball into a lake) Time to get more things!
"In hindsight, the Namekians should've made the dragon balls harder to find," Levy realized.
(Vegeta flies off only to get cut off by Zarbon)
VEGETA: Hey, it's the gay one.
"Is that an issue?" Kagura raised an eyebrow.
"No, sexuality isn't an issue at all," Erza patted Kagura on the head. The swordswoman blushed slightly at the affection.
ZARBON: Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit. Mmm! (transforms into his monster form) PUSSY!
VEGETA: Oh, no! (gets attacked by Zarbon and the scene cuts to him inside a healing tank)
"Not the last words you ever want to hear before getting knocked out," Gajeel shuddered.
(cut to inside Guru's house)
KRILLIN: So who are you?
GURU: I am Guru.
The Fairy Tail members all visibly flinched when Guru appeared on screen.
KRILLIN: Oh, okay, well-
GURU: But you can call me Super Mega Ultra Alpha Omega Hyper Turbo…
"How about something shorter," Meredy pinched her fingers to emphasize her point.
"Just call him Guru," Gray told her.
NAIL: (gives Krillin a Dragon Ball) Just take the thing. He'll be at this for a while.
"Love ya Nail!" Mira winked, making her siblings sweatdrop.
KRILLIN: Woohoo!
(cut back at Freeza's ship where Zarbon and Appule watch Vegeta, who's still recovering from inside a healing tank)
ZARBON: Mmm. (Leaves the room, being promptly followed up by an explosion) Mmm!
"Mmm." Juvia copied, squeezing Gray and Meredy harder.
VEGETA: (tosses all of Freeza's previously-acquired DragonBalls out the ship) GRAB ALL THE THINGS! (laughs maniacally and leaps out the window)
"I forgot he lost his mind here," Freed sweatdropped.
(cut to Krillin and Bulma)
KRILLIN: I got a thing! Where's Gohan?
"Stealing another thing," Natsu answered.
(Vegeta appears, still laughing maniacally, and Krillin screams. Zarbon appears.)
ZARBON: Mmm. (transforms into his monster form) Mmm! (Vegeta puts his fist in Zarbon's stomach) MMM!
(Vegeta blast a hole through Zarbon's stomach-still laughing maniacally-and takes off with Krillin's Dragon Ball, still laughing)
Vegeta's laugh caught everyone off guard. Even those who knew how crazy the prince got couldn't help, but feel a bit afraid.
"Not sure if I've ever seen anyone more insane than him," Jellal watched the scene in shock.
"His crazy doesn't stop here," Gray responded.
KRILLIN: (stops screaming) No, seriously, where's Gohan?
"Did that entire scene not bother you!?" Yukino gasped.
(cut to Gohan, who has had the misfortune to encounter Vegeta)
GOHAN: Oh, hi, Vegeta- (Vegeta knees him in the stomach and begins laughing again as he takes off)
Fairy Tail all turned to Mira afraid that the She-Demon would snap again. Surprisingly, Mira sat in her seat calmly while humming a soft tune.
"U-ummm...You ok there sis?" Lisanna asked, hesitantly.
"Oh, of course. I'm just happy knowing what's going to transpire next," Mira smiled, chillingly. Everyone nervously shifted away from her again.
GOHAN: Still got his thing.
(Cut to Vegeta-still laughing mad-jumping into the water where he hid a Dragon Ball Gohan had just taken. Vegeta then bursts out of the water, screaming his lungs out.)
VEGETA: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (crashes the Adobe Flash plugin, which he then smashes through and flies off) -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
The mages burst into laughter at Vegeta's rage induced scream.
(cut to Freeza)
FREEZA: Zarbon's dead!
MINION: Zarbon's dead.
FREEZA: F**k! Call the Ginyus.
"The who?" Jellal asked.
"The equivalent of the old Oracion Seis," Erza answered him.
"So a massive danger then?"
"Yes, just less serious."
MINION: 'Kay. (heard leaving the room)
FREEZA: Seriously, though, what is today?
"On a planet with three suns it is very hard to tell," Levy agreed.
(cut to Guru's house)
GURU: ...Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Guru.
"He was still going!" Meredy gaped.
"He does that," Juvia explained.
GURU: (sees Gohan) Oh, hello.
GOHAN: Why am I here?
DENDE: Why am I here?
"Your safety is very important," Yukino nods her head.
"I guess his sanity doesn't really matter then," Rouge added.
GURU: Power up! (unlocks Gohan's hidden potential)
GOHAN: Will this actually matter?
"Not at all," Gajeel and Levy answered simultaneously.
GURU: Pro'ly not.
(Vegeta shows up and grabs Gohan by the scarf)
VEGETA: Hey, guys! You remind me of some assholes I'm gonna kill!
"Says the bigger asshole," Minerva rolls her eyes.
"Takes one to know one," Laxus muttered.
VEGETA: (Krillin freaks and Vegeta drops Gohan) There's no time for that, because the Ginyus are coming! (grabs Krillin)
KRILLIN: Okay, what?
"All of our reactions the first time," Lucy said.
(the Ginyu Force appear)
VEGETA: Right now!
CAPTAIN GINYU: Ginyu!
JEICE: Jeice!
BURTER: Burter!
GULDO: Guldo!
RECOOME: Recoome!
CAPTAIN GINYU: And together we are...
GINYU FORCE: THE GINYU F- (they are crushed beneath a spaceship)
"Not exactly what happened, but I'll take it," Lucy laughed.
"Aw, I wanted to see them pose more," Millianna pouted.
"I rather not," Minerva disagreed.
GOKU: (weakly) Hey guys, I made it!
"Goku's here!" Erza and Natsu cheered.
"Goku's here!" Sting and Frosch joined.
"Goku's here," Jellal's and Kagura's faces darkened.
(shows the wreckage of Goku's spaceship)
KRILLIN: Goku's ship killed the Ginyus! And he's out of commission. What are the odds?
"Very very high odds," Levy answered.
VEGETA: Put him in... the pod!
(dramatic music starts plays while the camera zooms on Vegeta face before cutting to Goku inside a healing tank)
GOKU: (thinking) I wonder if this will become a trend?
"It might," Lily guessed.
KRILLIN: Where's Freeza?
"Why would you want to know that?" Evergreen asked.
(cut to Freeza ripping off Nail's arm)
NAIL: AUUUUUGH!
The newcomers flinched, not expecting the quick gore.
(cut back to Krillin)
KRILLIN: Team Three Star!
VEGETA: That's not funny. It's never been funny! IT'S NEVER GONNA BE FUNNY!
"I still like the name," Wendy pouted.
VEGETA: (gives armor to Gohan and Krillin) Put on these clothes. Imma nap.
(cut to outside Freeza's ship where Krillin and Deande are right next to all seven DragonBalls and Gohan is on Freeza's ship)
KRILLIN: Hey, Gohan, I found the things! Wanna do the thing?
GOHAN: Sure, but when did Dende get here?
"I didn't think they'd say his actual name, but I forgot Gohan is actually a good child," Levy smiled.
DENDE: Hey.
(they summon Porunga)
GOHAN: So, what are we-
KRILLIN: Bring Piccolo back!
PICCOLO: (on King Kai's planet) YEAH!
KRILLIN: And bring him to Namek!
PICCOLO: NOOO- (gets transported to Namek) -OOOO!
The mages laugh at Piccolo's scream.
(cut to Piccolo finding Nail on the ground)
NAIL: Oh, hi!
PICCOLO: 'Sup?
NAIL: Wanna see something cool?
"Yes," Romeo answered.
PICCOLO: Eh, why not?
(Piccolo fuses with Nail)
PICCOLO: BWAHHHH!
(cut back to Krillin and Gohan)
KRILLIN: And for our last wish...
VEGETA: (appears and grabs Dende by the scarf) You'll give me immortality, or I'll murder his parents!
"About that part," Lucy chuckled, awkwardly.
DENDE: Joke's on you.
(Porunga's eyes go black and suddenly vanishes with all the Dragon Balls turning to stone)
VEGETA: Wait, am I immortal?
FREEZA: I don't know. Let's see…
"Did it suddenly get cold in here for anyone else?" Yukino shivered.
"Nah, I feel fine," Gray answered, making the Celestial mage deadpan at him.
KRILLIN: (off-screen) Hoo-hoo-hoo, he's pissed!
VEGETA: Ha! I'm not afraid of you!
"His attitude this entire season," Gajeel pointed out.
(Freeza transforms into his second form, making a power-up sound effect from Super Mario Bros.)
FREEZA: How about now?
KRILLIN: (off-screen) Ha! Horny!
"You couldn't resist, huh?" Carla rolled her eyes.
(Freeza spears Krillin with one of his horns and proceeds to torture him, using Super Star theme from Super Mario Bros., before throwing him towards the lake)
"I didn't need to see that today," Kagura deadpanned.
FREEZA: (flipping the bird) All right, who's ne- (Piccolo sends him flying with a punch)
PICCOLO: I'm two guys now!
NAIL: ('Sup?)
"Piccolo!" Wendy and Romeo cheered.
"Nail!" Mira cheered for the other green man.
GOHAN: Krillin, no!
KRILLIN: I'm okay!
GOHAN: What? How?
"Little Green healed him up good!" Natsu grinned.
DENDE: (appears next to Gohan) Hey.
(Freeza, now in his final form, fires a blast and kills Dende)
"I forgot that happened," The Fairy mages winced.
FREEZA: And this is my fourth and final form.
"Why did you skip the third?" Lector asked.
"Because it wasn't as cool," Lily answered.
KRILLIN: What happened to the third form?
VEGETA: I don't care what happened, because I'm a Super Saiy-
(Freeza takes Vegeta out in two blows and knocks him into the ground)
"Not feeling so 'super' are ya?" Gajeel laughed.
VEGETA: (starts getting choked by Freeza's tail) No, Freeza-dono, yamete!
FREEZA: I'm sorry, what were you on about before?
VEGETA: (in pain) I'm a Super Saiy- (Freeza punches him twice in the face)
"It's even more pathetic than the first time," Laxus observed.
FREEZA: Apologies, still can't make it out.
VEGETA: (hoarsely) I'm a Super Saiya- (Freeza throws him against a cliff and grabs him by the armor)
"Is it still wrong that I feel bad?" Wendy asked.
"Yes," Was everyone's reply. The blue slayer frowned at the responses.
FREEZA: And now to finish the-
GOKU: Hey, let that Vegeta alone!
"Is this where Goku gets cool, Natsu?" Sting asked.
Natsu slapped Sting in the face. "Fool! He's always cool!" Natsu huffed at him.
"You're right! Sorry, Natsu!" Sting apologized.
FREEZA: And what the hell is he?
VEGETA: (weakly) He's a Super Saiyan- (Freeza blasts him through the chest)
"He really was a broken record," Freed spoke.
"Emphasis on the broken part," Bickslow laughed.
GOKU: Oh, no! You... (Vegeta coughs up blood)
"Ok, now he's dead," Lily spoke.
GOKU: ...You killed Vegeta! You are so decked! (Goku charges at Freeza)
"Yeah! Go Goku!" Natsu and Sting cheered.
"Did flamebrain forget what happened last time?" Gray asked Lucy.
"Just let him have this," Lucy told him.
(cut to King Kai's planet)
YAMCHA: Hey, King Kai, can you teach us the-
KING KAI: NO!
"Sounds about right," Gajeel laughed.
"Really?" Rouge asked.
"Yes," Gajeel replied back.
(cut back to Namek with Freeza knocking Goku to the ground)
The mages(Except for two) winced at Goku getting beaten.
GOKU: (thinking) Dang it, nothing's worked. Better use that thing that always works! (raises both hands in the sky)
"It only worked twice," Levy thinks back to the movies.
FREEZA: Stop it.
GOKU: No.
FREEZA: Stop it.
GOKU: No!
FREEZA: STOP. IT.
(Goku blows a raspberry)
"He really is Natsu," Gildarts laughs at the comparison.
FREEZA: That's it, stopping it myself! (Begins charging up a Death Ball, with Piccolo's head popping up. Goku launches the Spirit Bomb at Freeza) What the-?
UNREAL TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCER: DOMINATING!
FREEZA: (extends both arms out) Eep.
"Cute noise," Millianna giggles.
(Shows an outside shot of Namek, with a white flash appearing on the planet. Cut to Goku, Gohan, Krillin, and Piccolo in Namek on an island)
GOHAN: You won, Dad!
"Gohan...don't you start too," Lucy shook her head.
GOKU: And we didn't even lose Krill- (Krillin screams and gets blown up)
"You guys keep speaking too soon!" Lucy whined.
GOKU: Aw, swizzlesticks.
FREEZA: JK, not dead. LOL. (blasts Piccolo in the chest)
PICCOLO: Augh! Right in the tit! (collapses)
"Do Namekians have boobs?" Millianna wondered.
GOHAN: P-Piccolo... (drops to his knees) Why... didn't... you... DOOOOOOOODGE!
"Gohan got payback. Just wished it was under better circumstances," Mira winced.
GOKU: This ruffles my jammies...! (transforming into Super Saiyan) HRRRRAU-! (squeaks, leaving GOHAN in shocked silence)
"That...was underwhelming," The newcomers all agreed.
"I-it was cooler in the actual episode!" Natsu and Erza blushed, a bit humiliated.
GOKU: Take Piccolo and leave.
GOHAN: 'Kay.
FREEZA: Okay, so what's going on here?
GOKU: (powers up) I AM A SUPER SANDWICH! (socks Freeza in the face)
"SUPER SANDWICH!" Natsu roared.
FREEZA: Ahh! Prick! (fires a huge blast into Namek's core)
GOKU: Uh-oh, spaghetti- (explosion)
Some of the mages laugh at Goku's reaction.
(cut to King Kai's planet)
KING KAI: Well, Goku's dead.
TIEN: Really?
"Nope," Levy replied.
KING KAI: Probably not.
KAMI: (telepathically) King Kai, we have the things.
KING KAI: DO THE THING!
"DO ALL OF THE THINGS!" Natsu shouted.
"Will you stop shouting, flamebrain!" Gray yelled.
"HUH!?" YOU SAY SOMETHING, ICE-STRIPPER!?" Natsu roared back.
"Both of you shut up now!" Erza commanded.
"Yes, ma'am," Both fire and ice calmed down.
(cut to Goku and Freeza on Namek, which is detonating around them)
FREEZA: Well, that didn't quite work like I- (notices Porunga) Wait, is that a dragon?
GOKU: Yeah.
"Why would you…" Carla stopped, before she got a brain aneurysm.
FREEZA: Bye! (speeds off towards the dragon)
GOKU: Wait!
FREEZA: Make me immortal!
PORUNGA: !nogard a m'I !uoy kcuF (During this, subtitles appear reading 'Or maybe you learn to speak goddamn Namekian')
The guild bursts into more laughter.
(everyone starts disappearing)
VEGETA: And I'm here, too- (disappears)
"And you're outta here!" Lisanna giggled.
FREEZA: What the goddamn shit just happened?
DENDE: Hey. (disappears as Freeza tries to kill him again)
"Your aim still needs work," Freed shook his head.
FREEZA: You f-(dog bark)-ked me! You f-(chicken sound)-ked me, you monkey f-(monkey screech)-k!
"The racist Frieza is back," Cana gurgled.
"He left?" Macao asked, skeptically.
GOKU: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. (Freeza bear-hugs him from behind) No, Freezer-dono, yamete!
"Goku keeps getting bear hugged," Lisanna huffed.
(cut to everyone else on Earth)
PICCOLO: Well, I'm confused.
GOHAN: It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth!
"My smart, child," Mira cooed.
PICCOLO: All of them?
GURU: Hey, guys. Dying.
NAMEKIAN: Do you have any last words, sir?
GURU: I am hilarious.. and you will quote... everything... (starts vanishing) I... say... (completely vanishes)
"He's not wrong," Gajeel replies. He looks over to the children of the guild who are conversing about something.
NAMEKIAN: Ha. He'll be missed.
"Really?" Kagura asks.
"No," Was everyone's immediate reply.
(back on Namek with Freeza being seen getting knocked away)
GOKU: And bored. See ya! (flies off)
FREEZA: What?! Get back here! Kien-structo Disc! (throws Destructo Disk and immediately gets split in half)
"He misses everything, but himself," Freed sighed.
GOKU: So... which way's your ship?
(Freeza's severed hand lands next to him and points)
FREEZA: (weakly) That way...
(cut to Goku on Freeza's ship, repeatedly pushing the muffin button and laughing until Namek turns into a giant muffin)
….
"What..."
GOKU: (giggles) Yay!
(giant muffin explodes into millions of muffins)
"MUFFIN BUTTON!"
[KAI ENDING SEQUENCE]
GOKU: Dragon Soul!
(cut to a silhouetted figure in front of a computer with the DragonBall Z Kai Abridged logo on the monitor)
NAPPA: Aaaand... (click) unsubscribed.
"I thought it was pretty good," Millianna huffed.
"It was...satisfactory enough," Kagura replied, tsundere-like.
"I could stay to watch a bit more," Jellal answered, much to Meredy's delight.
"Thank you Jellal!" Meredy hugged him.
"It was enjoyable right guys?" Sting asked his guildmates. Minerva scoffed as her response, but her body language suggested she didn't mind watching more.
"I'll watch only if Frosch wants to," Rouge answered.
"Frosch wants to watch more!" The little exceed jumped.
"And I'll continue since Sting wants too," Lector folded his small arms.
"Then, that decides it! We'll continue to watch with you guys!" Yukino told Mira.
"With that decided, I'll press play," Mira told everyone.
Chapter End